[Tel-A-Port] New porting guild

[Lulz~Sect]

Let’s start a non-immersion breaking teleporting guild. Who’s in? 😏

[SiouxNation]

No.

[skarlorn]

i'll join on my levl 1 ec druid

[Lulz~Sect]

eggscellent pls compile a list of dial a porters that we can invite to our our guild thx

[skarlorn]

platwhore

i'm online RITE now t2 please invite

[Tupakk]

Tell A Port already exists, has for at least a couple of months. Saw a Druid with the tag at SF ramp in OT.

Try years.

[Tupakk]

Shame I never see them, it's the superior name.

There’s a Reason you don’t.

[Lulz~Sect]

non rule abiding guild name petitioned

[Lulz~Sect]

Jason movie franchise name reported

[Lulz~Sect]

📝

[d3r14k]

Let’s start a non-immersion breaking teleporting guild. Who’s in? 😏

<Dial a Dad> not doing it for you anymore? If I could count the number of times I've gotten a PM from someone like this:

Fare: Hey, I tried PMing one of your guild mates but he hasn't responded and it has been like 10 minutes. Can I get a port?
Me: Sure, who were you PMing?
Fare: Derp
Me: /who all Derp

Derp Level 34 Bard <Dial a Dad> (Human)

Me: Yeah, that guy is in Dial a DAD, you want Dial a Port.
Fare: What's the deal with that?
Me: I don't know, they are a bunch of autistic derplords who relish in misdirection and inconvenience.

I know it is a troll guild and props I guess if you really feel you need to exercise your prerogative, but c'mon...

[Lulz~Sect]

📝

[skarlorn]

📝

[Whirled]

I'll join if you consider the guild names: <Ports & Ladders>, <Cringing while Porting>, <GTFOOH> or <Calgon>

[Lulz~Sect]

📝

[bktroost]

<Dial a Dad> not doing it for you anymore? If I could count the number of times I've gotten a PM from someone like this:

Fare: Hey, I tried PMing one of your guild mates but he hasn't responded and it has been like 10 minutes. Can I get a port?
Me: Sure, who were you PMing?
Fare: Derp
Me: /who all Derp

Derp Level 34 Bard <Dial a Dad> (Human)

Me: Yeah, that guy is in Dial a DAD, you want Dial a Port.
Fare: What's the deal with that?
Me: I don't know, they are a bunch of autistic derplords who relish in misdirection and inconvenience.

I know it is a troll guild and props I guess if you really feel you need to exercise your prerogative, but c'mon...


I'm sorry... He thought something productive was going to happen by messaging someone named "Derp?"

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/kQiwxvw_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

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[skarlorn]

VILLAGE IN SLOVAKIA

JUST AS MY CZECH GRANDFATHER'S PROPHESY FORETOLD

i always knew AG was rotten!

[Lulz~Sect]

it's the superior name.

[d3r14k]

I'm sorry... He thought something productive was going to happen by messaging someone named "Derp?"

Derp is the placeholder name for Joe Schmoe.

Actually, if I thought I could get away with being Derp in game, I would 100% go for that.

[skarlorn]

lets set up a guild called <Real Medicine Traders>

we only hang out behind shady

you have to speak to us in pig latin, or else we black list you

we sell real life OTC pharma to you in game, via emotes - no refunds

[skarlorn]

^terrible. Contextually irrelevant, bad pun - work on it

[aMindAmok]

<Dial a Dad> not doing it for you anymore? If I could count the number of times I've gotten a PM from someone like this:

Fare: Hey, I tried PMing one of your guild mates but he hasn't responded and it has been like 10 minutes. Can I get a port?
Me: Sure, who were you PMing?
Fare: Derp
Me: /who all Derp

Derp Level 34 Bard <Dial a Dad> (Human)

Me: Yeah, that guy is in Dial a DAD, you want Dial a Port.
Fare: What's the deal with that?
Me: I don't know, they are a bunch of autistic derplords who relish in misdirection and inconvenience.

I know it is a troll guild and props I guess if you really feel you need to exercise your prerogative, but c'mon...

It's not Dial-a-Dads fault if a player cant even take the time to realize a bard (especially one named Derp) cant port anyone anywhere. I suppose if you wanted to run somewhere really really fast though... Derp is your man.

[maskedmelon]

been wanting to make a wizard for a pretty long time tbh. does tel-a-port admit wizards?

[Lulz~Sect]

Liek idk

[skarlorn]

I think the number one rule of this guild is that none of us are in port range but we all hang out at druid rings and get ppl in groups. The longer u hold someone up the more DKP earned.

[Pokesan]

been wanting to make a wizard for a pretty long time tbh. does tel-a-port admit wizards?

in for a flux staff mq if you decide to do this.
get your own jboots!

[maskedmelon]

in for a flux staff mq if you decide to do this.
get your own jboots!

oo! i think maybe I'm gonna then ^^ hafta think of what to name myself now.

[skarlorn]

what race r u?

let me pick your name

[maskedmelon]

okay, I'm thinking delf, but maybe gnome.

[skarlorn]

You should go gnome for sure


Male gnome named Bindlepuzz

[Tupakk]

been wanting to make a wizard for a pretty long time tbh. does tel-a-port admit wizards?

They don’t do invites. You have to be in their inner circle to get an invite.

[SiouxNation]

I think the number one rule of this guild is that none of us are in port range but we all hang out at druid rings and get ppl in groups. The longer u hold someone up the more DKP earned.

:)

[Lulz~Sect]

Inc Tox
tee hee

[Spyder73]

Inc Tox
tee hee

How is your name petition thread coming along Lulz?

[Lulz~Sect]

📝

[Spyder73]

Your new checkmark clipart is making me irrationally infuriated with you

[Lulz~Sect]

Now accept general public members

[d3r14k]

Now accept general public members

It was then that the madness started. The doors to Tel-A-Port were open and the public frothed at the mouth to secure their admission to this newly founded and undoubtedly prestigious guild. Many newbie Wizards and Druids were created on this day, as they yearned greatly to be a part of Lulz's thriving community.

[Lulz~Sect]

app denied

[skarlorn]

phew

[maskedmelon]

well, i made my gnome, but i gotta ready myself for les sleeps >.>; we get this done 'ventually ^^

also, how the guild name spelled? tel-a-port?

[Lulz~Sect]

liek yeh