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Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 02:12 PM
Pokesan has been creating elaborate troll-schemes as of lately, some of which are morally corrupt to the core.

I feel that an intervention is necessary, on behalf of our lovely community before this devil destroys anymore of our lovely community of elves.

I am going to lay down in detail some of the Troll-Schemes Pokesan weaves through our very souls wreaking havoc upon the very integrity of this community.



Troll-Schemes created by Pokesan:



Far-Left political posts in Off Topic Scheme - Subtle left-wing political posts he creates in Off-Topic which when read offer nothing more than a polar opposite view of those he wishes to enrage who have more conservative viewpoints. His troll posts are apparent to anyone who is an actual liberal because even a liberal would never write the things he writes on behalf of the far-left!


Example: Constantly contradicting the conservative political nerds with utter nonsense till they have a conniption and fire off some bad words which gets them BANNED.


Witch-Hunt Troll Scheme - Pokesan is a master of these. He simply targets some of our more controversial posters who he knows holds many adversaries on the forums, then proclaims something negative about them knowing that a mindless herd of angry nerds will dog-pile on top of the person he targets with his Witch-Hunt Scheme.


Example: Calling people bullies when in fact the very person he says is a bully simply defends themselves against actual bullies. All the real bullies take this bait happily and dog-pile their common sole enemy without any thought, just happy to have a common victim to make them feel good attacking en masse.

This often results in someone getting BANNED, whether it's the victim he sics the nerd pack on, or some of the nerds from the pack who end up getting so riled up they write something inflammatory and against the rules. For Pokesan, either is a win just as long as someone gets BANNED.

Example 2: Saying people have alternate accounts when in fact they probably do not. No actual proof is provided, only the proclamation it is so, and again a mindless angry nerd zerg dog-piles on the hapless victim who has to deal with the ruse created by Pokesan who sits back chuckling his way to superstar forum social status. The goal is to make the victim feel so much pressure by his/her peers that they crack and have meltdown which of course would result in a BAN.


Dangling The Forbidden Fruit Scheme -How it works is like this: Pokesan will create a thread with cutesy EQ nerd vernacular that actually has RL hidden gender/racial/political meanings within it. This will inevitably trigger some emotionally vulnerable elf who is sensitive to racial/gender/political topics who will then respond in a fashion not using the cutesy EQ nerd vernacular resulting in a BAN.


Example - Creating a thread that supposedly is a fun thread involving in game races and possible racial slurs these imaginary races would use against each other. Pokesan knew that this would inevitably result in RL racial slurs being typed out one way or another which would result in an instant BAN for the one pulled into his Troll-Scheme.


Conclusion:

You may ask, but why would Pokesan do so many evil acts with such subterfuge? Why does he create so much malice within this community of beautiful souls?

I can only guess that he does it to keep himself atop some imaginary hierarchy that is formed through some warped perception that we all have a place determined by social status points gained/lost while posting on these forums. I know it sounds insane (and it is) but it does appear we have members of this community that believe there is an actual social status hierarchy here!

Either that or he knows OTHER dumb nerds believe this and he simply plays off their retardedness. Either way, it accomplishes the same goal which is to create hate and malice going between us while he sits atop his pile of hate gloating to himself how dumb we are and how smart he is.

I realize this post is probably too long for the majority of you nerds, but in it I have provided you with the blueprints to some of Pokesan's Troll-Schemes. You have been shown the light.



TL;DR

Pokesan is a bully and a fake. Stop falling for his Troll-Schemes and ruses!

Lemonhead
02-08-2018, 02:22 PM
I like a Lance that stands up and fights, no matter how much productivity is lost. Way to go comrade.

Doctor Jeff
02-08-2018, 02:25 PM
Yea but Lhance is bad at eq so idk who to believe.

Rivera
02-08-2018, 02:25 PM
fucking nerds

Pokesan
02-08-2018, 02:33 PM
nolo contendere, though it's more about giving people funny posts to read than getting anyone banned.

:)

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 02:33 PM
Yea but Lhance is bad at eq so idk who to believe.

I strive to get better and have always read your advice with great enthusiasm particularly that which involves top tier information only the top players know, players like yourself DoctorJeff.

/salute

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 02:37 PM
nolo contendere, though it's more about giving people funny posts to read than getting anyone banned.

:)

I am Prometheus.

Lemonhead
02-08-2018, 03:00 PM
I thought 20 yr old elf forums was for me to feel good about my simulated superiority. I'm never gonna understand this place.

Lulz~Sect
02-08-2018, 03:02 PM
Lhancealottatyping

skarlorn
02-08-2018, 03:12 PM
i'm a little insulted

Lulz~Sect
02-08-2018, 03:20 PM
i'm a little insulted

Lemonhead
02-08-2018, 03:37 PM
Nice try, you guys don't have feelings.

Spyder73
02-08-2018, 03:48 PM
i'm a little insulted

This forum user has delusions of being some sort of jedi forum master when in reality he just sucks on d!cks all day long.

*MS paint to come

skarlorn
02-08-2018, 03:53 PM
spyder still mad i long-conned him into a ban

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 03:56 PM
I haven't seen one of these oft referenced breakdowns where people get banned.

Are we close to another?

Lemonhead
02-08-2018, 03:57 PM
You can be a Jedi and suck dicks.

kotton05
02-08-2018, 03:58 PM
Inside the mind of a troll, the next dateline NBC special staring pokesan!

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 03:59 PM
This forum user has delusions of being some sort of jedi forum master when in reality he just sucks on d!cks all day long.

*MS paint to come

https://i.imgur.com/ugHkMg0.gif

Pokesan
02-08-2018, 04:18 PM
Inside the mind of a troll, the next dateline NBC special staring pokesan!

i'd say 60 minutes is more lhance's speed

skarlorn
02-08-2018, 04:24 PM
Jeez hehe you're really posting like it's 2013

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 04:24 PM
I asked to see a ban and here it cums.

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 04:27 PM
The shoppers can have fun with this one.

Baler
02-08-2018, 05:09 PM
^
we close to another

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 05:23 PM
I asked to see a ban and here it cums.

Don't go down like this, make the mods have to actually work to get you.

Make them get so sick and tired of your trolling they ban you for being too negative and trolling constantly or some other ambiguous BS.

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 05:24 PM
That will get me banned? I thought I was being sneaky.

Spyder73
02-08-2018, 05:28 PM
I get banned for making too many Nazi references from time to time so I would imagine 2 naked guys ramming each other will probably do it pal

Jimjam
02-08-2018, 05:43 PM
I get banned for making too many Nazi references from time to time so I would imagine 2 naked guys ramming each other will probably do it pal

The banging is only implied (even if it is as heavy as an ogres hand). As such, the banning would be an act of homophobia, and the CSR who bans Sioux would in turn need a disciplinary.

Baler
02-08-2018, 05:46 PM
Siux start posting a bunch in this thread to bury it before too many people spot it.

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 05:55 PM
Siux

Guys so mad he is typing so furiously he can’t be bothered to spellcheck.

Baler
02-08-2018, 05:57 PM
Guys so mad he is typing so furiously he can’t be bothered to spellcheck.

Soox your hidden forum warning level has raised by a percentage. I also don't recommend uploading images like you have been doing directly to P99, Host them on imgur.

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 06:04 PM
But I don’t know how to post pics in threads or gifs.

d3r14k
02-08-2018, 06:06 PM
I have to facepalm with all the porn posts on here lately. I'm going to sound like a whiner but I can't browse this shit at work like I enjoy doing when people throw stuff up like this.

Baler
02-08-2018, 06:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/psyMbCx.gif

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 06:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ntlPLlz.gif

SiouxNation
02-08-2018, 06:18 PM
I post from my phone a lot so it's a bit of a challenge there, but I'll have to figure that one out. Just have to get to the actual source of the gif it seems.

Baler
02-08-2018, 06:27 PM
I post from my phone.

This explains how Lhancelot/soox logs into two accounts at the same time! :eek:

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 06:31 PM
The banging is only implied

Yeah you know, after looking at the picture again as far as we know they could be wrestling. I know when I wrestled, I ended up in some compromising positions.

Jimjam
02-08-2018, 06:41 PM
I have to facepalm with all the porn posts on here lately. I'm going to sound like a whiner but I can't browse this shit at work like I enjoy doing when people throw stuff up like this.

browse logged out and pictures won't get displayed.

skarlorn
02-08-2018, 06:52 PM
I have to facepalm with all the porn posts on here lately. I'm going to sound like a whiner but I can't browse this shit at work like I enjoy doing when people throw stuff up like this.

If it's any consolation, all the porn posts have been from one user under multiple accounts and they've all been banned.

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 07:09 PM
browse logged out and pictures won't get displayed.

Very good point. ^

Jimjam, you do know that Swish had the first cat avatar, and you are essentially trying to leech off his social status points, right?

Nice try bud.

Jimjam
02-08-2018, 07:21 PM
Thats exactly what I'm trying to do!

After giving it some time for consideration: Cycling through a few wet pussy avatars in tribute to my fellow Brit!

Tomorrow I will be broadcasting live from a public library.

Lhancelot
02-08-2018, 10:12 PM
Thats exactly what I'm trying to do!

After giving it some time for consideration: Cycling through a few wet pussy avatars in tribute to my fellow Brit!

Tomorrow I will be broadcasting live from a public library.

Broadcasting what live? :eek:

Baler
02-08-2018, 11:27 PM
Broadcasting what live? :eek:

You're not worthy, concede. :mad:
Change your avatar.

U Faker

maskedmelon
02-08-2018, 11:29 PM
Thats exactly what I'm trying to do!

After giving it some time for consideration: Cycling through a few wet pussy avatars in tribute to my fellow Brit!

Tomorrow I will be broadcasting live from a public library.

Is it urs though,or did you just wet it?

skarlorn
02-08-2018, 11:50 PM
I think Jimjam is clever and has a unique spin on cat avatar. Sorry you lost to him again, SiouxNation or should I say lhance

Phenyo
02-09-2018, 12:28 AM
Didnt read filed under cucks

Pokesan
02-09-2018, 12:36 AM
https://youtu.be/bXzyPnXYhi4

Lhancelot
02-09-2018, 12:47 AM
I think Jimjam is clever and has a unique spin on cat avatar. Sorry you lost to him again, SiouxNation or should I say lhance

I could never beat Jimjam in a match of forum jousting, and I am just glad he's one of the good guys.

As for my avatar, it holds sentimental value to me. I didn't choose it to amuse you fuckers. :p

Jimjam
02-09-2018, 03:45 AM
Broadcasting what live? :eek:

Whatever inane ramblings pass for thoughts to the p99 boards; same as ever :p.

Rivera
02-09-2018, 09:59 AM
I could never beat Jimjam in a match of forum jousting, and I am just glad he's one of the good guys.

As for my avatar, it holds sentimental value to me. I didn't choose it to amuse you fuckers. :p my dude its time to take a break

Lhancelot
02-09-2018, 10:16 AM
my dude its time to take a break

Shares same penchant for online shitposting p99 forums, points finger at others condescending them for shitposting.

Good for a laugh, ty Rivera.

In before you respond "post counts," I have stayed with the same single account unlike you. :p

Lhancelot
02-09-2018, 10:17 AM
https://i.imgur.com/CTwcMFj.png

Is this a recent sighting of the devil himself, or just one of his sock puppets?

Rivera
02-09-2018, 10:20 AM
Shares same penchant for online shitposting p99 forums, points finger at others condescending them for shitposting.

Good for a laugh, ty Rivera.

In before you respond "post counts," I have stayed with the same single account unlike you. :p

hey stop forum jousting me :mad:

Lhancelot
02-09-2018, 10:25 AM
hey stop forum jousting me :mad:

Sorry my nerd vernacular wasn't witty enough for you, that's not my strong suit.

For what it's worth, you poked me first with your Lhance. :)

skarlorn
02-09-2018, 12:28 PM
You guys seem homosexuality attracted to each other.

SiouxNation
02-09-2018, 12:54 PM
I like the way Skarlorn uses words incorrectly, it’s endearing.

Spyder73
02-09-2018, 12:57 PM
How very racist of you

kotton05
02-09-2018, 01:35 PM
Nothing like seeing the last of our trolls duke it out. I think pokesan can go the distance if he starts procing his primal 2h lhance.

Lhancelot
02-09-2018, 01:46 PM
Nothing like seeing the last of our trolls duke it out. I think pokesan can go the distance if he starts procing his primal 2h lhance.

Don't forget I also have at my disposal an army of sock puppets too. :rolleyes:

SiouxNation
02-09-2018, 02:27 PM
Don't forget I also have at my disposal an army of sock puppets too. :rolleyes:

Lhancelot
02-09-2018, 07:02 PM
Don't forget I also have at my disposal an army of sock puppets too. :rolleyes: