*sips complimentary $37 espresso, stretches feet on $50k table* taps Submit

[Lulz~Sect]

jus another day in the executive lounge

https://i.imgur.com/sjDnkJg_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(sips complimentary $37 espresso)

[skarlorn]

I read this thread and now I'm going to wash my asshole with a bidet.

[mickmoranis]

lulz 15 minuets before his break and he snapped that pic

https://i.imgur.com/fpOLWaV.jpg

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/gKCkXvW.png

[Sonderbeast]

$37 USD espresso? Did Trump eat the beans and shit them out before he ground them up and served them in his shoe?

[skarlorn]

we need to be here to support lulz as he tremulously crawls from the ashes of degeneracy and failure.

[rebeccablack]

literally pooping rn

[Lulz~Sect]

time for a nap on this $100,000 couch

[kjs86z]

https://ny.eater.com/2017/2/6/14520430/nyc-most-expensive-coffee

But what Flo Fab did not mention is that the new shop produces an $18 cup of coffee — yes, you read that right. That means NYC officially has the country beat in highest coffee price, with the last reported most-expensive cup as $16 in San Francisco. If you’d like to try the bougie brew, the Extraction Lab is open at 51 35th St. in Brooklyn on weekdays from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Bring a credit card.


Evidently high end coffee has doubled in one year.

[rebeccablack]

yeah i am sure this reputable high effort poster will make haste to provide evidence of his very serious claims

[Lulz~Sect]

Wall St exclusive area
Nobodies can’t just stroll in here without a full background check
😏

[mickmoranis]

Wall St exclusive area
Nobodies can’t just stroll in here without a full background check
😏

are you hooking me up with a photo tour of the congregation of the light? (https://nypost.com/2014/11/02/the-secret-society-cult-that-operates-out-of-murray-hill/) Thanks bud!

[branamil]

Imagine needing validation from the 15 people browsing the Rants and Flames section of a 20 year old emulated MMORPG

[Lulz~Sect]

Bout to have a few drinks with the managing partners & CEO

https://i.imgur.com/pWelmnx_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

👋🏽😏

[skarlorn]

why no ppl in the pics luls

[Lulz~Sect]

You know damn well I can’t reveal the identities of my billionaire employer/lead team
This private affair is commencing shortly

👋🏽😏

[mickmoranis]

why no ppl in the pics luls

becuse they are all having punch and going to take a nap

https://nypost.com/2014/11/02/the-secret-society-cult-that-operates-out-of-murray-hill/

https://i.imgur.com/B80xXEc.png

[Pokesan]

i think he snuck in

[Qtip]

Lulz acted a few years ago like he was a women model, even posting pictures for months... He was exposed.

Then he was someone else. Then someone else....

If you seen a picture of the lulz, he's not the guy with the full head of hair he posts these days.

[Jimjam]

Man, can't even fit a $250,000 bed :(.

Hope you don't get back ache on the sofa!

[Raavak]

With his high flying job I'm sure he's gone the hair plug route by now. Or Hairclub for Men if he's a poser.

[skarlorn]

how high did ur heart rate spike when removing ur $80 shoes from table at the first sound of another person (which turned out to be the secretary)

god this 1 is so good big dog j pal

$80 shoes LMAO.

it's true tho, u can tell by the plastiq

*snickers*

[Jimjam]

*sneakers*

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/uqJUbUV.jpg

[mefdinkins]

time for a nap on this $100,000 couch

You're lying Lulz I found the transcript of you on Antique Road Show, posted below:

Lulz:
Hi 100k chair put my toes on. im balling!

APPRAISER:
You don't really see couches like this that much that much. And, uh, during the time period of the late 19th century when this was made, about 1895 to 1900, the W & T Avery Company in Birmingham, the Wal Mart of 1895 produced these chairs with leather seats, walnut primary wood, and secondary wood--we see English oak. We've got these spindles, all in the Edwardian style. The base has these wonderful moldings. And then this incredible decorations, all original. And it still is today. I think this chair is absolutely fascinating. I love the fact that it has its original leather. So all this wear we know is probably mostly from your ass cheeks

Lulz:
Well, I think most of this damage has come from me queefing into the couch and ass sweat while i play p99.

APPRAISER:
Would you mind sitting in the chair?

Lulz:
I'm a bit fat and poor. (laughing) but here we go.

APPRAISER:
Let's give this a try. Now, this is the... wow yeah your ass really sinks in

APPRAISER:
Now, may I ask you, do you know what this is worth? Have you ever had it appraised?

Lulz:
No, as I say, it's a novelty at home, so i rub my ass cheeks on it and post pics pretending it's 100k chair so people think i'm not poor on the internet. I paid about, by the time we got it here from the Good Will down the street, about $47.

APPRAISER:
$ 47 U.S. Well, one recently sold at an auction down south for $37 U.S.

Lulz:
Oh, you're kidding. (laughing)

APPRAISER:
And that one had replaced leather, yours here is original which is so amazing these have survived. And all the original paint. I would estimate this at auction between $31 and $ 48.

Lulz:
Oh, my goodness. Well, I think I won't queef into the couch as much anymore! (both laughing) yayyy!!

[rebeccablack]

im actually convinced lulz is a 17 year old autistic kid who can only communicate in 4chan memes

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/FNoFgil.gif

[Jimjam]

He says we all spend our time here pretending to be hobbit warlords, so does it really matter what lulz may or may not be currently RPing?

[SiouxNation]

Heavy cringing

[SiouxNation]

Heavier cringing

[Baler]

All I can think of is rick james stomping his muddy boots on a couch. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwUDD5xaxfg) Screaming fuck yo couch erudite.

what have I become.... *looks at self in mirror*

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/raXrn2Y_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/J2VwcqE.gif

[mtb tripper the 2nd]

Of all the people someone could dox I think Lulz would be the funniest.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/Uo0UpC8.gif

[Lhancelot]

tremulously

Nice word.

[Zal22]

Walking around taking photos like a tourist to show people who dont care about you on an elf forum. I bet everyone loved having you there.

[Lulz~Sect]

chuckles softly while snuggled in between DD breasts

(taps Submit Reply)

[Zal22]

My fave Lulz posts were the phone pics of his screen on a (really) shitty laptop. He then made a point to say it was his "secondary" laptop in every subsequent post.

How can you save yourself from yourself?

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/d7tDaSD.png

[Zal22]

https://i.imgur.com/d7tDaSD.png

This is actually good, i like it.

Well done you shining (bald reflection) champion.

[Moerne]

https://i.imgur.com/raXrn2Y_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHrp8rvBLmM

1:52 in

[Computer Man]

Then reality hits. At least the wifi is free from the store next door.

https://i.imgur.com/o2mxX4t.jpg

[Jimjam]

https://i.imgur.com/d7tDaSD.png

LOL! Social status on website; man you and baler crack me up :D.

[stront]

Domo arigato

[Spyder73]

Of all the people someone could dox I think Lulz would be the funniest.

[Lulz~Sect]

had to settle for $23 espresso this morning 😒

(sips)

[d3r14k]

*cough*

[Tenderizer]

jus another day in the executive lounge

https://i.imgur.com/sjDnkJg_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

(sips complimentary $37 espresso)

What's great about these silly posts is you work for me, cuck. You make all this money (so you say) so you can pay for my kids to get free college, entire families medical, tax exemptions, ect... you work to get taxed so the gov pays me over 7k worth of benefits a month. Work hard, bro. Sip and click all you want. Good little slave.

[Lhancelot]

https://i.imgur.com/d7tDaSD.png

LOL! Social status on website; man you and baler crack me up :D.

The thing is Lulz is being ironic with it whereas Baler actually believes it.

That's a hilarious meme that Lulz posted btw. It actually encapsulates exactly what Baler has written on these forums lol.

[mickmoranis]

Im gonna be real disapointed when I find out this isnt actually the Congregation of the Light Headquaters. Please is this the HQ Lulz?

[Tenderizer]

Lulz posts mediocre crap and rnf assembles to post more crap. MickM. you can be the golden goose here.....

[SiouxNation]

What's great about these silly posts is you work for me, cuck. You make all this money (so you say) so you can pay for my kids to get free college, entire families medical, tax exemptions, ect... you work to get taxed so the gov pays me over 7k worth of benefits a month. Work hard, bro. Sip and click all you want. Good little slave.

I bet your kids will do really well with such a strong leader at the helm.

Truth be told the best chance they have is to become a Lubetech at Valvoline and pray for a mechanical failure in the lift that causes it to crush one of their legs and cash in on a lawsuit.

Best. Case. Scenario.

[Lulz~Sect]

Wait, you thought there was only one secret society HQ?

(laffs)

[Tenderizer]

I bet your kids will do really well with such a strong leader at the helm.

Truth be told the best chance they have is to become a Lubetech at Valvoline and pray for a mechanical failure in the lift that causes it to crush one of their legs and cash in on a lawsuit.

Best. Case. Scenario.

Great imagination, in that dream you also sucked my dick.

[skarlorn]

Great imagination, in that dream you also sucked my dick.

[Jimjam]

The thing is Lulz is being ironic with it whereas Baler actually believes it.

That's a hilarious meme that Lulz posted btw. It actually encapsulates exactly what Baler has written on these forums lol.

Yep, I love Lulz's brutal mirror!

[Jimjam]

Yep, I love Lulz's brutal mirror!

Lulz is Charlie Brooker's alt account.

[SiouxNation]

Skarlorn buying into Pokes delusions, you’re disgracing The Vale.

[Lhancelot]

Yep, I love Lulz's brutal mirror!

Very well put.

Today has been full of enlightening memes and written thoughts of quick wit!

These forums are the devil.

[Lulz~Sect]

timing is everything dear elfs

[Spyder73]

*finishes day's business before it dissolves. the boy is doing fine ^^*

I had to get up from my desk and pretend I was having a coughing fit because this hit me right in the funny bone and I was making an ass out of myself

[Comoc1]

Why does this guy think anyone actually gives a fuck? Why?

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/lZyHG10_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Tenderizer]

Why does this guy think anyone actually gives a fuck? Why?

Because mommy and daddy didnt pay enough attention to him. All of us provide the love he never recieved by logging in and spreading joy.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/qx5nN5g_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[moltm]

nice digs

[Lulz~Sect]

Settled for a $9 espresso this morning

sips

[Spyder73]

Settled for a $9 espresso this morning

sips

I feel this statement is a deeper commentary on your life than you would like to admit

[Whirled]

Paying more doesn't make it better. Look @ Live EQ for example.
Learn 2 make coffee

[Lulz~Sect]

I didn’t feel like walking up 3 flights of stairs this AM

https://i.imgur.com/BRuMJ8K_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Skunkranger]

Timestamp and date or FAKE NEWS

[mickmoranis]

still there? confirmed the help or indoctrinated into the congregation of the light.

reality likely the former, my hopes and prayers the latter.