View Full Version : Harry Potter is a book for prepubescent kids, move out your moms basement fire giant
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 11:15 AM
https://i.imgur.com/V2wxB.jpg
skarlorn
01-26-2018, 11:40 AM
Nice anime avatar and sig
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 11:43 AM
Nerve struck
Raavak
01-26-2018, 11:51 AM
He sure looks different with his makeup off.
https://i.imgur.com/JJqERBG.jpg
skarlorn
01-26-2018, 11:51 AM
I am glad you're back. But ur too overeager. Brush up on the basics and then get back to us with a good thread!
=)
Lhancelot
01-26-2018, 11:57 AM
I am glad you're back. But ur too overeager. Brush up on the basics and then get back to us with a good thread!
=)
maskedmelon
01-26-2018, 12:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/V2wxB.jpg
lol, that's a great image ^^
Spyder73
01-26-2018, 12:57 PM
.
SiouxNation
01-26-2018, 01:24 PM
Lulz seems so angry, for reasons I hope are revealed in time.
Spyder73
01-26-2018, 01:28 PM
Lulz seems so angry, for reasons I hope are revealed in time.
The answer is ten fold friend
1) Incel
2) Cuck
3) Low T
4) Beta
5) Mad
6) Bad
7) Sad
8) Autistic
9) Poor IRL
10) Works for females who find him unattractive
checkmate
d3r14k
01-26-2018, 01:40 PM
The answer is ten fold friend
1) Incel
2) Cuck
3) Low T
4) Beta
5) Mad
6) Bad
7) Sad
8) Autistic
9) Poor IRL
10) Works for females who find him unattractive
checkmate
*begins a slowclap* This is an impressive list.
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 01:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ewHvDSy.jpg
D-Redge
01-26-2018, 01:51 PM
I blame anime for everything wrong with the kids today, but yeah Harry Twatter didn't help anything
Rivera
01-26-2018, 01:54 PM
well at least he doesnt suffer from white guilt..
thxer
01-26-2018, 02:40 PM
Trihard for coolness in elf sim haHAA.
Don't talk shit about Harry Potter!
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 02:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/puaA2zS.png
Canelek
01-26-2018, 05:11 PM
The answer is ten fold friend
1) Incel
2) Cuck
3) Low T
4) Beta
5) Mad
6) Bad
7) Sad
8) Autistic
9) Poor IRL
10) Works for females who find him unattractive
checkmate
Solid list, but my impression is that he is merely a product of the NYC rave scene and is a bit too immersed in MDMA-based activities to have a solid grasp on reality.
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 05:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bdPRHH7.jpg
katrik
01-26-2018, 05:50 PM
Parry Hotter is a good anime
Harry Pooter really got you excited pal
Stick with us for a while before you ascend again
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 05:58 PM
Pic related: it’s all u guise
https://i.imgur.com/0HMYUVH.jpg
skarlorn
01-26-2018, 06:04 PM
couple nghts ago i finished work and took a lungful of indica cannabis smoke and then red 4 pages of harry potter on the potty and then i ran down the stairs of my house shrieking "AIRY POTTAR" over and over in a high pitched voice.
It's good to be free :)
Lulz~Sect
01-26-2018, 06:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/abDLHfr.png
according to scientific research soy is not a cause of low t
Zal22
01-27-2018, 12:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ewHvDSy.jpg
Middle guy looks exactly like Lulz. Has more hair tho and missing jeans
Lulz~Sect
01-28-2018, 10:21 AM
https://i.imgur.com/70IqCOb.gif
mickmoranis
01-28-2018, 11:53 AM
Some fresh memes itt
Lhancelot
01-28-2018, 01:43 PM
Harry Pooter really got you excited pal
Stick with us for a while before you ascend again
My exact sentiments rofl. He already flying real close to that sun. :D
Lulz~Sect
01-28-2018, 01:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/H4Q7zXF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
Lhancelot
01-28-2018, 01:53 PM
Ok this rabbit hole is getting weird. :confused:
Lulz~Sect
01-28-2018, 01:55 PM
IM 60 YEARS OLD WHAT IS THIS
Lhancelot
01-28-2018, 02:54 PM
Even if true, still weird. Carry on buddy. :D
Lulz~Sect
01-28-2018, 02:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/yMb1hZu.jpg
maskedmelon
01-28-2018, 03:04 PM
i don't understand it neither. butt then, i live in a box. J educated me some, but im not net savvy enough to navigate the Web Sea of Memes and Trends.
Lulz~Sect
01-28-2018, 03:08 PM
^^liek i am liek troolll in g lol
guys y do i liek co ooc k s o mu CH L oL
LiEK
Lhancelot
01-28-2018, 03:27 PM
^^liek i am liek troolll in g lol
guys y do i liek co ooc k s o mu CH L oL
LiEK
https://i.imgur.com/PnfCRNs.jpg
mickmoranis
01-28-2018, 03:54 PM
Pic related: it’s all u guise
https://i.imgur.com/0HMYUVH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/bdPRHH7.jpg
what is this new meme is this the new soyboy? i want to l2internet
skarlorn
01-28-2018, 05:03 PM
lulz confirmed sick
Lhancelot
01-28-2018, 05:26 PM
lulz confirmed sick
Can you translate the millenniel humor he posted or is it too disturbing for old folk like me?
skarlorn
01-28-2018, 05:43 PM
i think lulz is too old to even qualify as a millenial.
mickmoranis
01-28-2018, 05:55 PM
pedos count as mellenials too
JurisDictum
01-28-2018, 06:50 PM
There's a concept called "family audience." The idea that its a movie made with child-appropriate content, but its not entirely for kids either. They try to make it interesting to those that think more on an adult level.
This way not everything is fucking segmented and we have some common, child-appropriate, shared cultural language and tropes.
Like older "kids" movies and Disney and such. Disney seems to prioritize child entertainment more -- probably because that's what brings home the beacon. But Shrek is still quite watchable to adults.
Not everything has to be loaded with sex or Quentin Tarantino style adult conversation and content.
mickmoranis
01-28-2018, 07:06 PM
yes adults these days have quite a bit in common with children, because cucktastic libtards make up half the population and all they want is video games drugs and to people are able to have sex they want without some older person saying that it's sick.
This generation is made up of adult children.
mickmoranis
01-28-2018, 07:07 PM
IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO WATCH DRAGONSLAYER TO SEE HIGH FANTASY ON A TV SET.
Jimjam
01-28-2018, 07:10 PM
DRAGONS LAYER Are you referencing Beowulf, old man Moranis?
Lhancelot
01-28-2018, 07:11 PM
IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO WATCH DRAGONSLAYER TO SEE HIGH FANTASY ON A TV SET.
This is an awesome movie btw. ^
Still holds up to today's standards too. Great special effects without computer graphics.
Actually, I am surprised they aint made a remake of it yet seeing how they can't come up with anything original anymore.
Lulz~Sect
01-28-2018, 07:41 PM
SICK
maskedmelon
01-29-2018, 10:53 AM
^^liek i am liek troolll in g lol
guys y do i liek co ooc k s o mu CH L oL
LiEK
*nods dubiously and high-fives lulz*
Lhancelot
01-29-2018, 12:31 PM
Are you referencing Beowulf, old man Moranis?
This is WRONG. She was not a dragon, she was a demon.
mickmoranis
01-29-2018, 12:44 PM
that feel when these two losers are the coolest wizards in all movies
https://i.imgur.com/IEAO3iO.png
Lhancelot
01-29-2018, 12:47 PM
that feel when these two losers are the coolest wizards in all movies
https://i.imgur.com/IEAO3iO.png
TBH 99% of the posters on these forums probably never seen the movie. :(
skarlorn
01-29-2018, 12:56 PM
Finished Harry potter episode IV last night the cup of flame ...
the writing style was markedly worse than it was in Episodes 1 - 3 (original trilogY). Lots of misplaced modifiers, shitty adverbs and misplaced descriptors
i'll start reading episode V today when i shit . stay tuned, retard
mickmoranis
01-29-2018, 01:11 PM
other "best you could come up with when you want to watch fantasy as a kid from my generation"
Death Stalker II https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCt-dVFQBnk
skarlorn
01-29-2018, 01:14 PM
funny how much the male hero body type has changed since 1987. that guy's practically a shrimp by today's hollywood standard
Pokesan
01-29-2018, 01:17 PM
was dragonslayer the one where they feed the princess to the dragon?
mickmoranis
01-29-2018, 02:29 PM
it was!
mickmoranis
01-29-2018, 02:30 PM
It also had all the cool magic items like a dragon scale shield and some kinda magical.. spear... ugh...
SiouxNation
01-29-2018, 02:50 PM
What movie is that? I love wizards and such.
mickmoranis
01-29-2018, 04:05 PM
also there was Krull and the princess bride :( we just didnt have SHIT for fantasy movies back in the day.
Krull is dope tho.
Anyway to the native illegal immigrant, the movie the pic is from is Dragonslayer, and it was BY FAR the best high fantasy movie until LOTR came out and now you cant walk outside of your house with out getting hit in the face with a high fantasy movie on DVD
Lulz~Sect
01-29-2018, 08:43 PM
a tale for children
Lulz~Sect
01-29-2018, 08:45 PM
https://i.imgur.com/r2QpEjg.jpg
mickmoranis
01-29-2018, 11:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/r2QpEjg.jpg
yea Ill say it again! Lord of the rings with a baby instead of a ring!
Lulz~Sect
01-29-2018, 11:43 PM
still a better love story than twilight
Lhancelot
01-29-2018, 11:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/r2QpEjg.jpg
Never seen this.
Lulz~Sect
01-30-2018, 12:22 AM
man dude you're either real old or real lame
or both
Jimjam
01-30-2018, 01:15 AM
Warwick Davis!
Very nice, Lulz!
mickmoranis
01-30-2018, 01:16 AM
man dude you're either real old or real lame
or both
youd have to be like 200 to be too old to have seen willow
Lhancelot
01-30-2018, 01:37 AM
youd have to be like 200 to be too old to have seen willow
In 1988 I saw Beetlejuice, Diehard, and The Naked Gun to name a few movies that year. I don't even remember Willow being out then tbh.
I was in my 40s Back then so it's possible I seen it and just forgotten it by now!
Lulz~Sect
01-30-2018, 01:40 AM
https://i.imgur.com/FOhXKGC.png
skarlorn
01-30-2018, 01:59 AM
lhancelot is literaly old enough to have been my grand mom
Pokesan
01-30-2018, 02:12 AM
here's what i remember from willow:
there's a midget in a cage and they're being mean to him
they fight some rats in a swamp
the end :)
Lhancelot
01-30-2018, 02:35 AM
here's what i remember from willow:
there's a midget in a cage and they're being mean to him
they fight some rats in a swamp
the end :)
Appreciate the explanation that saves me from having to watch it. Sounds like I really missed a classic. :p
mickmoranis
01-30-2018, 11:50 AM
willow is actually great but its definitly a version of lord of the rings where they used midgets instead of small actors and camera tricks so its like a circus version of lotr, also baby instead of a ring.
Lhancelot
01-30-2018, 11:56 AM
willow is actually great but its definitly a version of lord of the rings where they used midgets instead of small actors and camera tricks so its like a circus version of lotr, also baby instead of a ring.
2018. Little people. They called little people, Mick.
SiouxNation
01-30-2018, 12:01 PM
I have never seen or read anything Harry Potter, it's a feather in my cap.
Lhancelot
01-30-2018, 12:03 PM
I have never seen or read anything Harry Potter, it's a feather in my cap.
Seen parts of it on TV when flipping channels, purely accidental.
Not saying it aint good, I just never watched it. I even like Ralph Fiennes and still never felt compelled to watch Harry Potter movies.
Spyder73
01-30-2018, 12:30 PM
here's what i remember from willow:
there's a midget in a cage and they're being mean to him
they fight some rats in a swamp
the end :)
All I remember about Willow is Val Kilmer being super alpha and bedding the barbarian princess lady and then escaping with the midget down a the side of a mountain by riding a shield
Lulz~Sect
01-30-2018, 12:45 PM
That’s about all I remember too lol
Spyder73
01-30-2018, 12:48 PM
Change your signature sh!t lord or I will become unhinged and violent
d3r14k
01-30-2018, 01:00 PM
2018. Little people. They called little people, Mick.
Isn't "little people" just infinitely more offensive? I don't know any little people, but I would think this sounds so much more derogatory. Almost like it's a phrase that is trying to be PC, but comes off being underhandedly offensive. Kind of like you tried your best to classify someone, but it wasn't quite good enough.
Dwarf isn't any better, even though I think it's way cooler.
Don't get me started on "cretinism", which is actually some kind of physical congenital disease or something that I've heard people associate with midgets. That's gotta be the worst.
Lhancelot
01-30-2018, 01:07 PM
Isn't "little people" just infinitely more offensive? I don't know any little people, but I would think this sounds so much more derogatory. Almost like it's a phrase that is trying to be PC, but comes off being underhandedly offensive. Kind of like you tried your best to classify someone, but it wasn't quite good enough.
Dwarf isn't any better, even though I think it's way cooler.
Don't get me started on "cretinism", which is actually some kind of physical congenital disease or something that I've heard people associate with midgets. That's gotta be the worst.
I don't know man. Every time I seen them on TV, they all say that "midget" is highly offensive and that they prefer to be called little people.
"Midget" as slur
During the 2009 National Conference of the Little People of America, a press conference was held to make a public statement regarding the use of the word "midget", which is considered offensive by many people with dwarfism. The statement was made in direct response to an episode of Celebrity Apprentice which featured a multiple uses of the word "midget" and a justification of it by one of the celebrities, Jesse James.[4] Members of the LPA have filed a complaint with the Federal Communications Commission over the use of the word midget on broadcast television.[5] The complaint said that "the word 'midget' is considered offensive to the dwarfism community and should not be seen or heard on TV or radio".[6]
From Wiki. ^
Looked it up heh.
Raavak
01-30-2018, 01:14 PM
All I remember about Willow is Val Kilmer being super alpha and bedding the barbarian princess lady and then escaping with the midget down a the side of a mountain by riding a shield
Val Kilmer... sucks getting old
https://i.imgur.com/mpBqvEL.jpg
Lulz~Sect
01-30-2018, 01:16 PM
Change your signature sh!t lord or I will become unhinged and violent
**im from Shaolin & chill with the entire Wu fam on multiple occasions
Actually, one of Method Mans trap mansions still down the block from family mansion
Even had drinks with ODB [RIP] mom dukes in Bed sty a couple years back
Sparked with inspektah deck many times
Cracked jokes with meth many times around the block
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=levGQsRkTyU
I am basically an honorary Wu member
checkmate cuck
vBulletin® v3.8.11, Copyright ©2000-2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.