kick non purebloods from your Guild.

[skarlorn]

we should no longer allow people of bad MMO ancestry (people who did not play EQ when it was classic) to defile and ruin our lands.

Vote NO on people who are new to EQ

vote YES on purebloods

[skarlorn]

if I did not know you were a definite pureblood i would have you expelled from the forums immediately..

MINUS FIFTY POINTS TO WU'TANG

[hyejin]

i started in luclin hehe! part of how come im so cute and my skin is really good!

[Baler]

skarlorn I care about you dude. I hope you're well.

[shutrmcgavin]

Its very sad that p99 has so many people with drug problems. I hope you are okay, sir!

[maskedmelon]

<purebred :cool:

[skarlorn]

My instacart shopper replaced my French roast coarse grind with am Italian roast fine ground bean and this is what happened.

[Baler]

wrong timezone dude :) I hope you're doing well!

[skarlorn]

i started in luclin hehe! part of how come im so cute and my skin is really good!

I probably rolled my first toon in luclin and I also have great skin

[Kaight]

wow ok voldemort

[Lhancelot]

https://i.imgur.com/v79tvOj.png

[skarlorn]

wow ok voldemort

5 points to slytherin tyvm

[Sonderbeast]

My instacart shopper replaced my French roast coarse grind with am Italian roast fine ground bean and this is what happened.

Did you boof it?

[skarlorn]

excellent question sir

[Pokesan]

im basically a balrog give my first mmo was muds

[bhs13501]

we should no longer allow people of bad MMO ancestry (people who did not play EQ when it was classic) to defile and ruin our lands.

Vote NO on people who are new to EQ

vote YES on purebloods

https://i.imgur.com/WOANBkh.gif

[hyejin]

whos gandyelf in the gif??

[Champion_Standing]

TLDR - Skarlorn is high on opioids and watching a Harry Potter marathon on TNT due to unemployment. A combination of caffeine, low T, and Xanax is producing a brain chemistry malfunction resulting in the disturbing forum behavior he has been exhibiting for the past few hours.

Sounds like a good time tbh

[Mead]

My first toon was a high elf during kunark

https://i.imgur.com/OrIpxLl.gif

[skarlorn]

I knew I could count on you, Mead. Welcome to Slytherin.

[Djones]

Voting Hell No to having 3000 post count in a elf sim forum...

[Pokesan]

Voting Hell No to having 3000 post count in a elf sim forum...

please don't postshame

[skarlorn]

Voting Hell No to having 3000 post count in a elf sim forum...

congration to me for my 3,000 birthday today

5 points to slytherin

it would be closer to 5k if my original acct was still alive.

[sweeturinal]

i believe that only opiate addicts should be allowed to play. opiates r gud

[mcoy]

I vote against and use my awesome start date below for justification. P99 should *encourage* newbs / converts and not shun them.

Bellron's birthdate: Tue Apr 06 17:27:18 1999.

-Mcoy

[mcoy]

I just remembered ya'll don't accept logs as evidence. That character should still be on whatever became of Karana server so before all the "edit" accusations arrive - give me a minute to find him.

-Mcoy

[mcoy]

Well, I guess that character wasn't migrated when the servers were merged as I only played him for a few weeks before finding out I had friends that were playing on Rodcet. Here's a SS from the first char I made there (5/9/99):

-Mcoy

[Mead]

Pretty sure I was on Fennin Ro my first go around getting RP'd like a boss. I have vague memories of roaming through open planes and running into dudes referring to themselves as knights and dukes. I had the strangest hardons of my life.

[skarlorn]

MY PENIS JUST GOT PUMPED WITH PUREBLOOD

[Lhancelot]

I began in 2000, on Rathe server with a half elf warrior named Norris, clearly this was before Chuck Norris WOW memes came out as this name was readily available! I remember grouping with a halfling cleric named Teanini often times back then.

I then found out about PVP servers later and went to Rallos Zek. I joined Flowers of Happiness for a short while on my erudite wizard till I found out everyone hated us so I left that guild and PVP'd solo all the time.

Then, when SZ opened, I went to SZ and made a neutral Half Elf named Baxster where I remember exploring Velious when it first came out with my pal Bezer a dwarf rogue and Suldavin a pally.

Anyway, the journey continued for many years till EQ2 came out then I went there after about 6-8 months after EQ started.

[arsenalpow]

Sz was the best

[skarlorn]

Chest is a mafackin pure blood

[Pokesan]

Chest is a mafackin pure blood

i've always suspected some identical bloodlines :o

[Mead]

I started pvp on rz around luclin

As a noob it was pretty tough. You would zone into PC and there would be like 4 ogre sks casting bio orb on you as soon as you zoned in

Good times

[skarlorn]

as a 12 year old EQ already terrified me, so I did not pee veee peee

[Lhancelot]

I just wonder how I managed to get my erudite wizard to 24 lvl as a complete noob on RZ. Just leaving Erudin had to be hard, let alone leveling up with no gears.

I remember going to Lakerathe Tear and ganking people that were XPing on the aviaks. :D

[Kaight]

5 points to slytherin tyvm

hold up, im gryffindor

[skarlorn]

I was awarding points to myself

[Jimjam]

as a 12 year old EQ already terrified me, so I did not pee veee peee

'Tis best played as a horror survival game!

-Duke of Kithicor

[Danth]

The only purebloods are folks who started MMO gaming before the role-playing games like EQ took over the gamespace, on long-forgotten services such as GEnie. You EQ kids can get off my lawn.

Danth

[Sonderbeast]

The only purebloods are folks who started MMO gaming before the role-playing games like EQ took over the gamespace, on long-forgotten services such as GEnie. You EQ kids can get off my lawn.

Danth

Yes Mr. Darth, now take your pills and eat your soup and then I'll replace your bedpan.

[skarlorn]

Nice try swish. I was addicted to eq before luclin, watching my brother play a wood elf druid at nro dervs.

[Spyder73]

Nice try swish. I was addicted to men before Luke, watching my brother in the shower.

[Lhancelot]

Nice try swish. I was addicted to eq before luclin, watching my brother play a wood elf druid at nro dervs.

Nothing worse than being secondhand neckbearded.

[Spyder73]

Nothing worse than being secondhand neckbearded.

There was basically an entire summer where I would watch my friend play Ultima Online everyday because I didn't have a computer. Second hand neck bearding is definitely the worst kind, but sometimes its unavoidable

[Lhancelot]

There was basically an entire summer where I would watch my friend play Ultima Online everyday because I didn't have a computer. Second hand neck bearding is definitely the worst kind, but sometimes its unavoidable

Luckily I never had to go through that. I always had a PC or my own gaming system when I went to my dad's house.

[skarlorn]

Nothing worse than being secondhand neckbearded.

It was legitimately awful. He would beat me up when his elf died, which happened a lot. It got so I would flee the room when I saw the death screen. I was so addicted that I would play Runescape in my room when he didn't let me watch. But now he is fat and doesn't have a level 60 on p99 so I guess I won. Check mate fucker

[hyejin]

It was legitimately awful. He would beat me up when his elf died, which happened a lot. It got so I would flee the room when I saw the death screen.

flushes and affects an appropriate smile. scratches thigh

[mcoy]

Thread successfully derailed.

/bow

-Mcoy

[skarlorn]

mccoy aren't you a pureblood?

[d3r14k]

The only purebloods are folks who started MMO gaming before the role-playing games like EQ took over the gamespace, on long-forgotten services such as GEnie. You EQ kids can get off my lawn.

Danth

What about MUDs like Realms of Despair? If those count, I think I meet your criteria.

I remember having to explain what a MUD was to my cousin who couldn't grasp why I'd want to play a text based game in the late 90s.

[maskedmelon]

POTUS is God of the world economy. God is potent when belief in him is too.

[SiouxNation]

So if I started a month before Velious, I am considered one of the purist blood and entitled to the spoils of Norrath?

[eadric]

July '99 here

The first cut is the deepest

[Raavak]

im basically a balrog give my first mmo was mudsWhich muds?

[Whirled]

https://www.awesomedice.com/rpg-dice-by-game/dungeons-dragons-dice
Owning a full set of these ^would = the truer, pure bloods

+1 pureblood faction for each Basic, Advanced or 1st edition Expert D&D adventure modules.

[skarlorn]

So if I started a month before Velious, I am considered one of the purist blood and entitled to the spoils of Norrath?

July '99 here

The first cut is the deepest

https://www.awesomedice.com/rpg-dice-by-game/dungeons-dragons-dice
Owning a full set of these ^would = the truer, pure bloods

+1 pureblood faction for each Basic, Advanced or 1st edition Expert D&D adventure modules.



THREE POINTS TO SLYTHERIN