Saving Lives...One post at a time. [Archive]

Wizard

03-07-2011, 02:47 AM

Bodeanicus

03-07-2011, 11:04 AM

He also received the Purple Helmet medal for inventing the mouth to cock resuscitation technique. A true hero.

Harrison

03-07-2011, 08:21 PM

Obsessed fat old people lol

Bodeanicus

03-08-2011, 09:54 AM

Obsessed fat old people lol

How could I not be? You saved my life, man, and made me get a nut in the process.

Messianic

03-08-2011, 02:48 PM

SOMEONE IS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET

Lemmy

03-09-2011, 03:39 AM

This man has personally saved the lives of over Three Hundred and Seven Army Rangers.

The face of a true hero , Harrison.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=843&stc=1&d=1298234020

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=225848&postcount=937

I'm kind of new here, so maybe I'm going to sound stupid, but if this guy is a military hero, why are you making fun of him? Seems like a real shitty thing to do to the Lemmster..

xnolanx

03-09-2011, 04:54 AM

I'm kind of new here, so maybe I'm going to sound stupid,

you have sooo much to learn about the forums young padawan, vs IN-game community ... it's a love hate relationship here. and you will learn to love it.

DetroitVelvetSmooth

03-09-2011, 05:05 AM

Harrison IRL Dwarf

Harrison

03-09-2011, 12:28 PM

Dwarf? I'm 6'1" lol

Japan

03-09-2011, 02:32 PM

you don't look over 5'5". Just terrible.

Harrison

03-09-2011, 02:57 PM

Ohnoz, anonymous trolls disapprove of my physical appearance?! I think I'm going to go kick my dog now.

Chippy

03-09-2011, 02:59 PM

Who the fuck has a picture of harrison lying around, and better yet to post it ? Sad friends of yours Harry

Theldios

03-09-2011, 02:59 PM

you don't look over 5'5". Just terrible.

Actully going by the scale of that picture i would not put him over 5'10" mabey 5'11" tops but not 6'1"

Pico

03-09-2011, 03:00 PM

what kind of fucked up giant doors do you own

Harrison

03-09-2011, 03:04 PM

Who the fuck has a picture of harrison lying around, and better yet to post it ? Sad friends of yours Harry

You must not have been here very long. I make basement dwellers and apparently fat old men rage. They obsess on my every post on these boards, regardless of it being in R&F or not. They then proceed to rage about how they're not obsessed while digging for pictures of me.

It provides me with some daily laughs, at the least.

Droxx

03-09-2011, 03:16 PM

That is a giant toilet.

DetroitVelvetSmooth

03-09-2011, 03:32 PM

I've said this before: I like where this thread is going. (Doorknob appears to be at his ribcage? Im guessing 5'4, 5'5ish)

Saskrotch

03-09-2011, 03:42 PM

I've said this before: I like where this thread is going. (Doorknob appears to be at his ribcage? Im guessing 5'4, 5'5ish)

QFT. You're short Harrison, deal.

Bodeanicus

03-09-2011, 03:46 PM

QFT. You're short Harrison, deal.

Word. Not only does he prove he's a pathological liar, again, but he's a midget, as well. A repressed homosexual midget.

Gorgetrapper

03-09-2011, 05:01 PM

Word. Not only does he prove he's a pathological liar, again, but he's a midget, as well. A repressed homosexual midget.

I stand at 5'8" (or 5'7 3/4" if you want to get technical) and he's indeed taller than I am.

Just saying.

Theldios

03-09-2011, 05:57 PM

I stand at 5'8" (or 5'7 3/4" if you want to get technical) and he's indeed taller than I am.

Just saying.

Yes but is he a whole 5" taller than you as he claims. the scale in that picture says no.

Gorgetrapper

03-09-2011, 06:24 PM

Well I honestly can't tell you off the top of my head, it's not like I go around making measurements of family members. I will say though, he's atleast 5'11".

Gorgetrapper

03-09-2011, 06:33 PM

http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=886&stc=1&d=1299710004

yaaaflow

03-09-2011, 06:37 PM

Cmon dudes its not like Harrison would ever lie about himself, right?

Misto

03-09-2011, 07:00 PM

http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=886&stc=1&d=1299710004

OMG, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY *BUSTS LOAD*

Harrison

03-09-2011, 07:33 PM

We should compile how many hundreds of posts there are on this board about me, and how many belong to a small handful of my fanclub.

Next thread should be on how to extrapolate my dick length based on the distance from the bottom of my shirt to the bottom of my zipper.

Pico

03-09-2011, 07:35 PM

hey that's a great idea we should also compile how many posts you've made that are either helpful, insightful, witty, or even simply not a waste of bandwidth

oh wait

Harrison

03-09-2011, 07:38 PM

Check the bugs forums, or if you could, the exploits and petitions forums where I've submitted exploit discoveries and/or reported exploiters.

Get off my nuts. Space is limited with these other guys all over them.

Falisaty

03-09-2011, 07:40 PM

well if it is true id like to say thanks to harrison... i myself was in the army not a ranger but was in the infantry 11BC2 mos.... saw some action in Kosovo but nothing like what they are seeing now in Afghanistan and Iraq but still do appreciate the scout platoon and the snipers that can tack a tick off a blue hound at 1000 yards.

Air Assault!!!

Uthgaard

03-09-2011, 09:23 PM

http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=886&stc=1&d=1299710004

Frighteningly obsessive.

yaaaflow

03-09-2011, 09:31 PM

I think the most impressive thing about Harrison, in my mind anyway, is that despite the fact that he trolls in all the subforums and most of the threads on this site he's only actually been banned for his posting inside RnF.

yaaaflow

03-09-2011, 09:35 PM

oh wait I meant only impressive thing

also in b4 he calls me a stalker (which will be funny considering how he used to stalk me on these forums :D)

mimixownzall

03-09-2011, 10:55 PM

You must not have been here very long. I make basement dwellers and apparently fat old men rage. They obsess on my every post on these boards, regardless of it being in R&F or not. They then proceed to rage about how they're not obsessed while digging for pictures of me.

It provides me with some daily laughs, at the least.

IE: He makes incredibly retarded posts, then when someone calls bullshit, he goes on about how said people are 'obsessing.'

I'm sure it's a way he boosts his own ego. It probably stems from his uncle touching him when he was young.

Harrison

03-10-2011, 01:16 AM

IE: He makes incredibly retarded posts, then when someone calls bullshit, he goes on about how said people are 'obsessing.'

I'm sure it's a way he boosts his own ego. It probably stems from his uncle touching him when he was young.

You're just pissed off because you got called out on how absolutely terrible you are at a game you've put hundreds of hours into. Noobtubers are a joke across the FPS genre for a reason.

Harrison

03-10-2011, 02:17 AM

Says the weak-willed failure who can't pull himself away from a videogame to the extent it becomes a detriment to his life? Right.

Stibe

03-10-2011, 05:07 AM

Troll SUCCESS.

DetroitVelvetSmooth

03-10-2011, 02:29 PM

Bump.

nemethor

03-10-2011, 02:31 PM

haha umadbro?

proof is in the pudding: what's your /played harrison?

mine is...

/played your mom

not worth it. bitch has saggy tits. gives good head when she takes the dentures out though.

nemethor

03-12-2011, 10:55 AM

yea sit the fuck down you incestuous white trash closet homosexual redneck

Slathar

03-12-2011, 01:36 PM

This man has personally saved the lives of over Three Hundred and Seven Army Rangers.

The face of a true hero , Harrison.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=843&stc=1&d=1298234020

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=225848&postcount=937

sweet Tap Out/Affliction/White Trash Inc. shirt bro

lol and you are fat

DetroitVelvetSmooth

03-12-2011, 03:21 PM

bump.

yaaaflow

03-12-2011, 05:01 PM

Harrison

03-12-2011, 08:31 PM

ITT: Angry fat nerds, and an obsessive old guy who clearly wants my dick and is equally as angry that he'll never get it.

yaaaflow

03-12-2011, 09:00 PM

Don't forget about the short angry fat nerd pictured in the OP yo

Harrison

03-12-2011, 09:05 PM

You forgot balding.

yaaaflow

03-12-2011, 09:15 PM

oh ya I forgot army reject too, thanks for the reminder

Harrison

03-12-2011, 09:19 PM

You're slacking. You can do so much more with the stereotypical internet insults.

Virgin, basement-dwelling, asperger's, small dick, etc.

yaaaflow

03-12-2011, 09:33 PM

Why bother using nonsense insults like that when there are so many reality based ones to go with in your case?

Liar, army reject, serious anger issues, etc.

Harrison

03-12-2011, 09:49 PM

This thread is comedic gold to me and my friends. As are all of the others you guys make them into, for that matter. (tags on every thread I post in, too lol)

yaaaflow

03-12-2011, 09:55 PM

You're getting better at not going off into profanity-laden rants when trolled, how disappointing :(

Harrison

03-12-2011, 09:56 PM

Common mistake being that my swearing equates to anger. I swear a lot in a casual setting...

purist

03-12-2011, 10:33 PM

Who are these "friends" you speak of? Your brother doesn't count.

Harrison

03-12-2011, 10:37 PM

I actually have a guild full of them with my alts, "Finawin and Company"

Two in Divinity, one in VD, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a bunch others. I brought quite the crowd over in the years since this server came up.

Harrison

03-12-2011, 10:39 PM

But, surely, you can attribute that to me lying about them too. They simply don't exist and in my delusional state have fabricated them to support myself seeing as my ego can't handle the crushing blow you will deal to it!

DetroitVelvetSmooth

03-13-2011, 03:12 AM

bump.

Slathar

03-13-2011, 03:15 AM

this guy is a masochist. he loves the negative attention. sad, really. he sucks at everquest, too.

Harrison

03-13-2011, 03:50 AM

*yawn* is that all you have?

What is your character's name? What class do you play, who is your main?