Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/4OTbEXp.jpg

https://www.theonion.com/woman-looks-great-for-a-32-year-old-1819567342

Scribba, an assistant designer at a commercial-graphics firm with a relaxed dress code, frequently wears jeans, T-shirts, and casual skirts like those worn by women 10 or even 20 years younger than she is.

"Normally, when I see a 32-year-old woman dressed like [Scribba], I think, 'Give it up. You're old,'" intern Kimberly Kleutgen, 18, said. "But Jenny manages to pull it off."

"When we go out for drinks after work, Jenny sometimes has to show ID along with the younger employees," 21-year-old coworker Judd Truman said. "Keep in mind, this is a woman who learned to walk years before the commercial availability of VCRs, when Billie Jean King was the world's top female tennis player and people purchased music on 8-track tapes."

According to Truman, Scribba's friendliness and enthusiasm also lead people to assume that she's younger than 32.

"Jenny doesn't act like most older people," Truman said. "She's totally willing to joke around, and she never looks down on you for having a good time."

"In fact, she's into a lot of the same things my friends and I like," Truman continued. "When they played [OutKast's] 'The Way You Move' at the office party, she was totally dancing with us. Believe it or not, it wasn't embarrassing. It didn't come off like she was desperately clinging to her fading youth at all. In fact, it was almost like she was in her element. She's still totally able to enjoy herself. That's so cool."

[Legday]

Since when is it ok to judge a Lego (c) ?

[Pokesan]

is this a subtweet?

[Kaight]

Posts the almost 40-year old that takes secret pictures of barely legal teenagers.

[Lulz~Sect]

I've never done that Kate.

[kotton05]

:( why

[Skew]

:( why

Probably doesnt want to get put on a sex-offenders register.

What server u hiding on anyway Merkk?

[Cylock]

What server u hiding on anyway Merkk?

The best server! :P

Red99!

[Cylock]

not looking good for 32 at all honestly

Look again this evening when we have 120ish

[Cecily]

I'm constantly amazed how bad 30+ people look. I was told I look mid-20s yesterday at 33. I chalk it up to clean living: energy drinks, sleep deprivation, processed food, and cigarettes.

[Lulz~Sect]

Women have it rough after 30. Very thankful I am still a handsome male in my late 30s that can still pull women in their 20s.

PraS

[drdrakes]

Women have it rough after 30. Very thankful I am still so full of shit.

PraS

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/zPO2ukk.jpg

[JurisDictum]

Yea millenial 30 year olds aren't going to be like 30 year olds from the past. I don't think that's just wishful thinking on my part. See most millennials are just starting to get to that mid aged crisis spot...(25-30) and there is going to be a corresponding "I don't want to act like I'm old" attitude.

Which means this stupid ideas like "Is 30 too old for weight lifting?" need to be crushed.

The modern media makes you feel to ancient to accomplish anything new by 30 and it sucks. Constant emphasis on youth and young success stories.

I think the bonus will be less mid-life crisis among millenials.

[JurisDictum]

. See most millennials are just starting to get to that mid aged crisis spot...(25-30).

I meant Quarter-life crisis. It's a new thing millennials are getting (despite assurance from boomers and gen x they had it just as bad and had them too).

[Robbintha Hood]

Women have it rough after 30. Very thankful I am still a handsome male in my late 30s that can still pull women in their 20s.

PraS

9135

These are the only women you've ever pulled, loser.

[Shrubwise]

Since when is it ok to judge a Lego (c) ?

Lol’d

not looking good for 32 at all honestly

It’s The Onion, often they use stock photos with their articles. It’s easy to take the photos out of context.

I'm constantly amazed how bad 30+ people look. I was told I look mid-20s yesterday at 33. I chalk it up to clean living: energy drinks, sleep deprivation, processed food, and cigarettes.

All of those things have lots of preservatives so you’re going to age really well. It preserves your natural beauty.

[maskedmelon]

i haven't been carded for lotto tickets or alcohol in a few months now and tbqh
it has been gnawing away at my self confidence even though I know full well it is ludicrous for someone to think I look that young.

[Lhancelot]

This is written as if 32 years old is ancient.

The woman is fine looking, but nothing spectacular and she looks quite as she should for 32 years of age.

People routinely look great in their early 30s, in fact the only way you age poorly by the time you are 32 is if you had a crack addiction for 10 years or drank your liver apart by consuming gallons of alcohol daily.

Hated this post btw, found it quite shallow/vapid.

[Lulz~Sect]

get a grip

it's a The Onion article from 2004 back when it used to be funny

[Lhancelot]

get a grip

it's a The Onion article from 2004 back when it used to be funny

I never heard of it. :(

[Lhancelot]

get a grip

it's a The Onion article from 2004 back when it used to be funny

Rreread post. Still shallow and vapid. What's the point of the post, sir. It escapes me.

[Pokesan]

Rreread post. Still shallow and vapid. What's the point of the post, sir. It escapes me.

he's being a tiresome hipster

[Kaight]

Rreread post. Still shallow and vapid. What's the point of the post, sir. It escapes me.

The point of the post was Lulz being "MAD" that I posted this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285965). Which was not even aimed at him, but rather the p99 community as a whole.

[Robbintha Hood]

...in fact the only way you age poorly by the time you are 32 is if you had a crack addiction for 10 years or drank your liver apart by consuming gallons of alcohol daily.

9136

Don't forget about Meth. That shit is no joke.

[Lhancelot]

he's being a tiresome hipster

Sometimes things go over my head particularly things from nerd culture and I like to fully understand or try to learn the topic or idea posts are about.

I thought maybe there was some complicated easter egg inside this post that I was missing. :(

[maskedmelon]

The point of the post was Lulz being "MAD" that I posted this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285965). Which was not even aimed at him, but rather the p99 community as a whole.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, was wondering why the onion was suddenly surging in popularity throughout the elfdom. thought maybe it was a holiday thing or something ^^;

[Lhancelot]

The point of the post was Lulz being "MAD" that I posted this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285965). Which was not even aimed at him, but rather the p99 community as a whole.

Ok, I see now.

Maybe your post didn't make him so much as mad, but perhaps more sad? It kind of made me sad. :(

[skarlorn]

I dated an early thirties Asian Australian for a couple years and I must say she looked in her 20s (like me). I chalk it up to the fact that she didn't have children, which dramatically ages a woman but also increases her power level by a billion.

[Lulz~Sect]

The point of the post was Lulz being "MAD" that I posted this (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285965). Which was not even aimed at him, but rather the p99 community as a whole.

You couldn't be farther from the truth BB. I'm well aware your ForumQuest post was not directed at me. I thought it would be funny to tease you back on behalf of the all the Forum Cucks that are too spineless to do so themselves.

Who's really the mad one here?

[skarlorn]

I am formally applying to the position of mad Poster in this thread.

Please respond d

[Lulz~Sect]

i showed you my mad now send me your mads

[maskedmelon]

im mad that you two are flirting so openly in front a all these virgins :c

[Lhancelot]

You couldn't be farther from the truth BB. I'm well aware your ForumQuest post was not directed at me. I thought it would be funny to tease you back on behalf of the all the Forum Cucks that are too spineless to do so themselves.

Who's really the mad one here?

You should never attack other elfs on the forums solely to gain social status elf points, this will lead you into an abyss you may never rise from again.

***That is, until you create a new forum account.

[skarlorn]

so what was ur original account then "LHANCELOT"

did you know that lancelot was actually ugly as fuck? that's right. he looked like a horrible ape human.

[Lulz~Sect]

I did it for the Lulz.

[Lhancelot]

so what was ur original account then "LHANCELOT"

did you know that lancelot was actually ugly as fuck? that's right. he looked like a horrible ape human.

https://i.imgur.com/lyRkN2L.gif

[skarlorn]

hey have you watched the Putin Files?

Some serious shit right there it's a good watch mr. ugly knight

[Lhancelot]

hey have you watched the Putin Files?

Some serious shit right there it's a good watch mr. ugly knight

I have not, I will google it now. :D

[skarlorn]

funny pic considering pokesan founded SORP

[Lhancelot]

funny pic considering pokesan founded SORP

Indeed! However, I envision Pokesan looking more svelte IRL.

[Pokesan]

Thus his <ALONE> tag. During a fit of confusion, He turned his retarded strength into a hammer fist of rage and shattered Cuckesan the Prophet from the skies of Norrath and then played with his dead body as a child does a doll or a dead grass snake.

sorp was when i was taking chantix. went thru a rough patch there. like, how do you save yourself from yourself?

[Lulz~Sect]

Persevere and save yourself. Never give up.

[Pokesan]

Persevere and save yourself. Never give up.

;)

[AzzarTheGod]

sorp was when i was taking chantix. went thru a rough patch there. like, how do you save yourself from yourself?

COULDA JOINED RED N TAKEN RECREATIONAL DRUGS

[Kaight]

Kaaaaayyyytttteeeeeee

hey hi how are ya

https://imgur.com/mKcwCI1.gif

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/zQTpErM.jpg

[Kaight]

Ya posted that before to me!

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/Vhbj0m8.gif

[Cecily]

Still funny.

[maskedmelon]

im liek super confused (as usual)...







just thought I'd share that.

[Lulz~Sect]

I trolled KatE. she got mad

/the end

[Kaight]

Yah, ya really got me.

[Mead]

Lulz crushing hard

We gonna make this relationship Facebook official?

[Lulz~Sect]

😘

[skarlorn]

join elfpals to learn the full sordid history folks

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/0rY2Uww.gif

[Eslade]

https://i.imgur.com/dNU8n03.gif

[heyokah]

For the past like 3 years around Thanksgiving/Christmas, OP unleashes a flurry of super cringey posts. Its a dat cycle of sadness yo.

[Lulz~Sect]

Thanks for your input anon forum cuck

[Kaight]

https://i.imgur.com/0rY2Uww.gif

ironic.

I wouldn't trust anyone but the screenshots, emails, and voicemails in my possession.

[Eslade]

ironic.

I wouldn't trust anyone but the screenshots, emails, and voicemails in my possession.

I would like to see these please.

[Lulz~Sect]

ironic.

I wouldn't trust anyone but the screenshots, emails, and voicemails in my possession.

https://i.imgur.com/SF8MzIP.gif

[AzzarTheGod]

join elfpals to learn the full sordid history folks

i heard the whole roman guard had to interlock n surround our girl here

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/OjBMmZ7.jpg