All alone

[Tenderizer]

I woke up this morning all alone, no friends no family. Don't even get to stuff a turkey. Im seeking acceptance here on the forums.

Please respond to this sad sorry excuse of a warrior. Show me the way....

[Jimjam]

I'm thankful because this thread made me realise I hadn't readjusted my timezone settings correctly.

Thanks Tenderizer!

Get to the pub to have a turkey and cranberry sandwich on me*.


*you'll have to pay.

[Tenderizer]

So I get a sandwich alone and I have to pay for it? Thats rough. Im thankful I got the privilege to change someones day even if it was just a clock.

[Llandris]

We are all your family here <3

[Tenderizer]

We are all your family here <3

Not sure if I should be happy or sad at this. That pub sandwich lookng good right now.

[Lammy]

I imagine there will be a plethora of A/A for you to spend time with today

[Tenderizer]

Silly american holiday

you wouldn't say that if you knew the joys of Thanksgiving sandwiches.

[Lifebar]

consider yourself lucky. If your house was full of friends and family your super loud masturbate-while-crying afternoon constitutional would feel weird.

[Lhancelot]

Who needs family and holidays when you got p99?

[maskedmelon]

If you are all alone, i would spend the day resting to prepare for tonight's and tomorrow morning's deals :3

Although, i just found most the stuff i wanted online already on sale ;n;

[Lhancelot]

If you are all alone, i would spend the day resting to prepare for tonight's and tomorrow morning's deals :3

Although, i just found most the stuff i wanted online already on sale ;n;

I'd save so much money if there was no such thing as online sales. :p

[Champion_Standing]

Sad

[skarlorn]

:o

[Tenderizer]

I'd save so much money if there was no such thing as online sales. :p

fake news, you don't have money

[Dolalin]

Thanksgiving started in Canada, as a religious holiday to thank God for not being American.

http://www.macleans.ca/opinion/the-odd-complicated-history-of-canadian-thanksgiving/


In the 1860s, “Canada First,” an organization that promoted that vision of Canadian identity and called for cultural institutions like Thanksgiving to support a white Protestant Canada that celebrated farm, family and religious devotion, was established. And in 1865, for example, the Globe and Mail ran an editorial calling for prayers to thank “Divine Providence” for the “special favours vouchsafed to our country during the past season,” which included a good harvest and the end of a decade of economic turmoil. It also called for a standardization of services across the country to give it a more “national character,” so that the impact of the prayers could be greater. The country that prays together, after all, stays together.

In his paper, “‘Righteousness Exalteth the Nation’: Religion, Nationalism, and Thanksgiving Day in Ontario, 1859-1914,” historian Peter Stevens says that in Ontario, sermons for Canadian Thanksgiving—the date of which shifted until it was decided around the turn of the last century that outdoor sports should be part of the festivities, and November was too cold—sermons often focused on Canada’s moral superiority to the United States.

[dennardscott86]

Order a pizza and Spend your holiday with the ones who care the most for you......

WWW.PORNHUB.COM

WWW.XHAMSTER.COM

WWW.BRAZZERS.COM

AND P99, because the only thing in life that is certain is Death, taxes, masterbation, and EQ.

[kotton05]

I’m having a hard time accepting the fact Americans stuff their faces in the name of slaughtering bison to run off the natives their own land.

[kotton05]

I’m having a hard time accepting the fact Americans stuff their faces in the name of slaughtering bison to run the natives off their own land.

Spelling* iPhone*

[skarlorn]

well, i guess you're an idiot then.

[Mendo]

I’m having a hard time accepting the fact Americans stuff their faces in the name of slaughtering bison to run off the natives their own land.

Where in the world do you live that conquering wasn't the way to gain control of the lands?

[skarlorn]

Where in the world do you live that conquering wasn't the way to gain control of the lands?

A couple years ago I did a high level CocaineQuest and went all the way to Medellin, Colombia. What struck me even more than the fishscale flake was the skill with which the Spanish totally eradicated the native population. They don't have any of the problems there that we do with our sketchy Native American relations. They just killed them ALL. No inbreeding to note. No small groups left. Just all dead and now its populated by Spaniards and exile Jews.

The Spanish were a lot better at this sort of thing, imo. It's super evil of course, but impressive in its efficacy.

[Mead]

I’m having a hard time accepting the fact Americans stuff their faces in the name of slaughtering bison to run off the natives their own land.

Every person who reads Howard Zinn in college goes through this phase. Then they realize how good turkey, stuffing, and sweet potatoes are, and none of that matters anymore.

[Ahldagor]

Take a bunch of acid and watch No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Apocalypse Now, and Close Encounters of the Third Kind in that order.

[Mead]

Take a bunch of acid and watch No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Apocalypse Now, and Close Encounters of the Third Kind in that order.

https://i.imgur.com/7C1cOlo.gif

[skarlorn]

Take a bunch of acid and watch No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Apocalypse Now, and Close Encounters of the Third Kind in that order.

u trine 2 kill him?

[Tenderizer]

Where in the world do you live that conquering wasn't the way to gain control of the lands?

Disney world?

[Spyder73]

I embrace you as my forum pal, and on Monday I will develop an MS pain avatar more appropriate for someone named Tenderizer so that you may sh!t post as far as the day is long

[Spyder73]

P.S. Skarlorns avatar is super gay and cucky

[skarlorn]

Someone is upset I didn't use his MS paint scribbles for my avatar. How was the ban?

Yahtzee :o

[Spyder73]

you can claim my ban was facilitated by your poking and prodding but the truth is I get myself banned every few months without anyone's help

[Mead]

Looks like you're on your way again with first post

[skarlorn]

you can claim my ban was facilitated by your poking and prodding but the truth is I get myself banned every few months without anyone's help

everyone knows that i mind controlled you into a ban; it's okay sweaty just don't fight now *puts a dirty boot on ur throat*

[hyejin]

only sloth produces loneliness ^^

[Lhancelot]

Looks like you're on your way again with first post

We should alert Spyder when we notice his madskribblings begin to veer into BanHammerland. Spyder is a valuable and entertaining member of the forums and I miss when he isn't here. :)

Skarlorn, what say you? Will you too help us keep Spyder's creative forces within the guidelines of proper p99 forums netiquette?

[skarlorn]

That would suck