ALL YOUR ZONE ARE BELONG TO US

[eqjunkie000]

First time shit-posting here, so excuse my sub-par skills doing so - I'll edit in some fire and eggplant emojis later if needed. I hope my image links work.

Recently got approved for an IP exemption and managed to get my wife into playing EQ. We started new characters together, and decided to venture off to Erud's Crossing to kill some wisps. As you would expect, the zone was essentially deserted. Got there and it was my wife and I, and one other player who was level 30ish. The other guy was clearly AFK when we got there and caused no issue. We killed wisps for a bit, got killed, then hopped on the boat to come back. When we got back, we were greeted by the previously AFK guy with this OOC chat:

https://imgur.com/AccSH22

I figured whatever, I'll ignore this guy and just kill wisps cause they are most definitely NOT a camp, given that they are non-static roamers. We killed a few, I got wrecked by some adds, but my wife lived. Shortly after respawning, he starts sending me tells:

https://imgur.com/VpiP720

My wife did try and kill a few wisps while waiting for me to get back, and Eribus KS'd every single one she engaged.

My guess is he saw 2 level 11's with minimal gear and no guild, assumed we were noobs and this would scare us away from his "camp". I realize that being a lowbie in a noob-ish zone doesn't entitle me to killing stuff anymore than say a level 60 in the same zone, but FFS this guy is claiming he gets to camp all of the wisps in a zone to himself? I've petitioned 2 times in my P1999 experience previous to this which were unrelated to player interactions.

Gotta give credit where it's due - GM showed up within about 3 minutes of my petition and gave a nice clarification:

https://imgur.com/C5z6bwt

It appeared Eribus <Paineel and Suffering> logged off shortly after this clarification was made. Shout out to Menden for the quick response.

So anyway guys, what race you hate most and why it is Erudites (specifically the dark ones)? But seriously, has anyone ever heard of such a thing where a camp is "whatever is in visual range"? WTF is that crazy shit?

[eqjunkie000]

Looks like my image links aren't populating in the post... in order here they are:

https://imgur.com/AccSH22

https://imgur.com/VpiP720

https://imgur.com/C5z6bwt

[Mead]

a willowisp altercation

now I've seen it all

[Lammy]

how'd you convince her to marry you?

[Grizzler]

Seems crazy to me. I agree with you, glad the GM was quick in responding.

[jakerees]

Kudos on the name and shame and getting Menden there to settle it.

[Pokesan]

excellent first thread. a very absurd situation! :D

forum tip -

use
https://i.imgur.com/AccSH22.png
not
https://imgur.com/AccSH22

in other words, put the image in tags, not the album.

[eqjunkie000]

how'd you convince her to marry you?

Using words and a ring mostly... mostly... :D

[Mead]

Good thing spec'd into p99 rule lawyering or you might have gotten taken advantage of

[eqjunkie000]

Good thing spec'd into p99 rule lawyering or you might have gotten taken advantage of

Someone award me my JD in wisp camp law plz

[plasma1010]

I claim all Decaying Skeletons in Antonica

[indiscriminate_hater]

Eribus <Paineel and Suffering>

may his name life in inflammatory

[Phenyo]

lawyer-questing over willowisps haha thats adorable

[NecroP99]

I personally think petition questing over things like Wisps or skeleton camps is more appropriate and classic than petitioning over, say, Vulak.

Just my 2cp

[Mead]

Phenyo is up there with the angriest of posters in this joint so his comment is no surprise

[Phenyo]

Phenyo is up there with the angriest of posters in this joint so his comment is no surprise

Here's the reply you wanted, feel validated? :)

[LiQuid]

lawyer-questing over willowisps haha thats adorable

This type of response to these kinds of threads always irritates me a little. Just because something is below you doesn't make it exempt from the rules. To a level 11 character with zero twinking, willowisps might as well be ntov loot. Don't trivialize the struggles of noobs, they're people too. They're also the next generation of raiders the next time some Agnarr or Pantheon comes along and steals half your bored raiding guild from you.

You fight for your wisps, OP. Don't let these cynics get you down. Go out there and get yours.

[Lhancelot]

Glad the GM did the right thing. People that petition and are wrong should eat a ban imo, seeing they abusing GM time. Maybe that would cut down on the BS petitions.

[Phenyo]

This type of response to these kinds of threads always irritates me a little. Just because something is below you doesn't make it exempt from the rules. To a level 11 character with zero twinking, willowisps might as well be ntov loot. Don't trivialize the struggles of noobs, they're people too. They're also the next generation of raiders the next time some Agnarr or Pantheon comes along and steals half your bored raiding guild from you.

You fight for your wisps, OP. Don't let these cynics get you down. Go out there and get yours.

You assume im belittling the OP when it was the wisplord that petitioned :confused:

[skarlorn]

God bless you for making this thread, fuck the autist who tried to claim "ALL WISPS ON THE ISLAND"

"i'm in NTOV claiming all dragons, enjoy your ban!"

[Mead]

You assume im belittling the OP when it was the wisplord that petitioned :confused:

lawyer-questing over willowisps haha thats adorable

OP was the one lawyer-questing, so you can imagine why he assumed that

[Lojik]

First time shit-posting here, so excuse my sub-par skills doing so - I'll edit in some fire and eggplant emojis later if needed. I hope my image links work.

Recently got approved for an IP exemption and managed to get my wife into playing EQ.

Stopped reading here. Sorry that you got caught two boxing and your account got banned

[jakerees]

Stopped reading here. Sorry that you got caught two boxing and your account got banned

Confirmed you read the whole thing

[sereal]

I personally think petition questing over things like Wisps or skeleton camps is more appropriate and classic than petitioning over, say, Vulak.

Just my 2cp

agreed. I remember people /petition over camps in ec and ro. Back in the day there were way too many people and not nearly enough pixels to go around.

When someone picking up the phone causes you to go LD or had painful zone times people weren't having no bullshit.

[deezy]

Stopped reading here. Sorry that you got caught two boxing and your account got banned

I read the entire post & thread and can confirm they were definitely banned for 2-boxing and are currently being shamed within this very thread.

[Kaight]

do more drugs

[Rygar]

do more drugs

I could never tell, but is that avatar of Pizza the Hutt of Spaceballs fame?

[Kaight]

I could never tell, but is that avatar of Pizza the Hutt of Spaceballs fame?

JEAH. that's my boyfriend

[Lhancelot]

I read the entire post & thread and can confirm they were definitely banned for 2-boxing and are currently being shamed within this very thread.

Peeling the onion here. Nice job Deezy. :p

[Canelek]

What the fuck is a level 30ish player doing killing fucking wisps? Sure, the odd GLS is ~10p, but wow.

On second thought, please just keep killing them and save the rest of us your nonsense camping strategy in other zones.

[Rivera]

Nice name & shame thread. Eribus probably rerolling as we speak.

[Amyas]

Porting off that island for donates pst......

[Thugnuts]

Nice name & shame thread. Eribus probably rerolling as we speak.

Negative. He's probably apping to Aftermath.

[Lhancelot]

When I was in my mid 30s or low 40s on my Necro I was killing the Specters in Oasis, I went AFK for awhile and came back to a level 50-something Shaman killing them all. I asked politely wtf he was doing and his response was "Sadly this is a money driven world". I tipped my fedora at the honesty and moved to CoM

Where did you level your monk at from 30-40s?

[Shrubwise]

a willowisp altercation

now I've seen it all

[Pokesan]

When I was in my mid 30s or low 40s on my Necro I was killing the Specters in Oasis, I went AFK for awhile and came back to a level 50-something Shaman killing them all. I asked politely wtf he was doing and his response was "Sadly this is a money driven world". I tipped my fedora at the honesty and moved to CoM

you're referring to your alt necro what had a zheart, yes?

that awful shaman took your camp!

[Canelek]

When I was in my mid 30s or low 40s on my Necro I was killing the Specters in Oasis, I went AFK for awhile and came back to a level 50-something Shaman killing them all. I asked politely wtf he was doing and his response was "Sadly this is a money driven world". I tipped my fedora at the honesty and moved to CoM

Seems like a waste of time for the shaman there. Money isn’t that great compared to other level appropriate opportunities. But specs have always been crazy popular so there’s that.

Wisps at 30 though? That is straight up silly. You can get exp and better plat influx elsewhere for the same effort.

Wisps are great for low teens looking to get spell money or low end tunnel gear.

[Jimjam]

And thus was born the legendary riches of Wispfurry Island!

[deezy]

Peeling the onion here. Nice job Deezy. :p

i live to serve

[maskedmelon]

People seem to think I am Spyder73. This is simply not the case. If I remember correctly I think Spyder may be suffering an unjust ban until sometime next week, not 100% sure though. However posting an alt accounts is allowed so I can see how here is some confusion seeing as I am his biggest fan and only appear when he is banned.

He is however by far my favorite forum poster behind only Vyneroth. Super funny original erotic role playing stories, great music from Project1999SongBird, superb artist with MS Paint, and I really empathize with his ongoing plight and subjugation by the staff (Braknar). The list really could go on for quite some time so I will take it to PMs and not deluge the board in my pen!s envy of Spyder.

On the flip side Cuckesan is my least favorite poster by (((a lot)))), and Lhance is becoming too nice and needs to unleash his inner demons. Skarlorn also seems unstable/autistic and I don't understand him sometimes because he has spent too much time on the Red boards and pik'd up bhad typin habyts

what about when things bleed together though? do you find that you need to remain engaged to avoid getting lost, ordered things just live on indefinitely in your mind, r day for reclamation in an instant?

i would argue that i might be Spyder's second biggest fan and honestly have no idea why (or even how! omgosh) someone could possibly confuse the void of your soulless posts with the creative genius of spydie.

[Pokesan]

Cuckesan

steers & queers buddy. u the one with the horns.

[Lhancelot]

beers, steers & queers buddy. u the one with the horns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVC8Y4aJdc

[skarlorn]

People seem to think I am Spyder73. This is simply not the case. If I remember correctly I think Spyder may be suffering an unjust ban until sometime next week, not 100% sure though. However posting an alt accounts is allowed so I can see how here is some confusion seeing as I am his biggest fan and only appear when he is banned.

He is however by far my favorite forum poster behind only Vyneroth. Super funny original erotic role playing stories, great music from Project1999SongBird, superb artist with MS Paint, and I really empathize with his ongoing plight and subjugation by the staff (Braknar). The list really could go on for quite some time so I will take it to PMs and not deluge the board in my pen!s envy of Spyder.

On the flip side Cuckesan is my least favorite poster by (((a lot)))), and Lhance is becoming too nice and needs to unleash his inner demons. Skarlorn also seems unstable/autistic and I don't understand him sometimes because he has spent too much time on the Red boards and pik'd up bhad typin habyts

i'm actually spyder's biggest fan, fucker

[eqjunkie000]

Peeling the onion here. Nice job Deezy. :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZpcwKEIRCI