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Beastagoog
10-28-2017, 04:32 PM
New guild forming up called <Dad Bods>.

https://i.imgur.com/B30g45J.jpg

As we all tick over into our 30's there will increasingly be more dad bods among us. This guild is intended to be a safe space for those of us who feel that we need to feel accepted for our dad bods.

Our initial goal is to form up for casual grouping and experience nights and then slowly move in to a lite raiding schedule, much like our exercise activities.

Key notes about the guild:


We will have a weekly Discord meetings to discuss our dad bods and take turns mediating the meetings.

This guild is more of a healing/acceptance guild.

We dont accept people because they are FAT, there is a difference between a dad bod and a plain old fatty.

WE DONT DAD BOD SHAME! #1 RULE

WE DO FAT BOD SHAME! #2 RULE


If <Dad Bods> sounds like a guild you would be interested in PM me now to reserve your place at the table.

Outer
10-28-2017, 05:04 PM
Question: must you have kids to apply?

Beastagoog
10-28-2017, 05:47 PM
Question: must you have kids to apply?

No.

Just a dad bob.


(We here at <dad bods> believe any level/class combo of a high elf female toon could be considered a child)

AzzarTheGod
10-28-2017, 06:12 PM
holy shit lmao

hammbone
10-28-2017, 07:44 PM
those waist packs tho..

Fame
10-28-2017, 07:44 PM
some of you are under 30? god damn

Outer
10-28-2017, 08:41 PM
No.

Just a dad bob.


(We here at <dad bods> believe any level/class combo of a high elf female toon could be considered a child)


Ok good. Was going to say this guild won't be existent because the last time 90% of these elves saw a vagina is when their momma pushed them out.

Beastagoog
10-29-2017, 06:03 AM
those waist packs tho..

Lol didnt even notice those till you mentioned.

Baler
10-29-2017, 01:04 PM
Dilf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Beastagoog
10-30-2017, 05:59 AM
Positions at the dinner table still up for grabs. Get in early. Pm me or whisper me ingame on Dadbods.

Thnx

Samsung
11-06-2017, 10:40 PM
lol

tecate
11-07-2017, 02:17 PM
Delete yourself op

shokar
11-07-2017, 06:51 PM
thread has grown on me.

Beastagoog
11-09-2017, 02:14 AM
Whats even funnier is someone messaged me to join.

LOL

Ivah
11-09-2017, 04:58 AM
Can I apply for a waiver? Genetically incapable of this type of body form atm thx.

shokar
11-09-2017, 09:53 PM
aye im 350lbs "mentally", and I identify as a neckbeard

Beastagoog
01-23-2018, 06:41 PM
Bump recruit has not closed still looking for heavy hitters