Sirken = BUSTED (bougy mayo product promoter/ban him)

[skarlorn]

There have been a lot of strong allegations against GM Sirken's name. However, until now we haven't had cold, hard evidence.

I found out the TERRIBLE truth behind Sir Ken's (dare I say SIR KENSINGTON) today. I had just gotten out of the jacuzzi in Whole Foods and was browsing their chipotle sushi mayo selection when Everything Finally Made Sense.

This is what I saw:
https://i.imgur.com/QEIeild.png

There you have it. The root of "Sirken." he is blatantly promoting bourgy mayo for $$$ and also violating p99 naming convention.

This is how Rogean is getting cash to buy his new Moped (confirmed by Haynar).

You've been busted.

Free Wu'Tang.

[loramin]

I had just gotten out of the jacuzzi in Whole Foods

:confused:

[FatMice]

I am in the same ladder tennis draw with the CEO of this company. Legit mayo.

[Jimjam]

Relish mayonnaise threads!

[Peacocky]

For a feeble 200,000 plats the price of puppet string, I shall not tell Daybreak.

https://i.imgur.com/qPqBaxd.gif

[Rygar]

The mayo mascot is wearing a suit and a form of spectacles, as is Sirken's avatar. Evidence holds up, seems as airtight as the jar of mayo itself.

[Baler]

This is how Rogean is getting cash to buy his new Moped (confirmed by Haynar).

Rogean got a new moped!!!

checks out.

[Rygar]

Ran through some high end upscaling software for you. More of the truth revealed:
https://i.imgur.com/5SWksYp.png

[Jimjam]

I'm confused! It claims to be 'Non GM:O'

[Lhancelot]

Ran through some high end upscaling software for you. More of the truth revealed:
https://i.imgur.com/5SWksYp.png

Funny how the added image of Sirken meshes with the "classic" on the jar of mayo. Brings it all together quite nicely. :)

[loramin]

Funny how the added image of Sirken meshes with the "classic" on the jar of mayo. Brings it all together quite nicely. :)

Man I love technology. You just keep yelling "Enhance! Enhance!" at your computer long enough and you wind up with even more compelling proof:

https://i.imgur.com/ZPJjrpD.png

[Lhancelot]

Man I love technology. You just keep yelling "Enhance! Enhance!" at your computer long enough and you wind up with even more compelling proof:

https://i.imgur.com/ZPJjrpD.png

lol nice. what's next I wonder. :)

[Zade]

Sir Ken's mayo could never be bottled. Too many nutswingers lapping it up from the tap.

[Baler]

Man I love technology. You just keep yelling "Enhance! Enhance!" at your computer long enough and you wind up with even more compelling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

[loramin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs

Can't wait for the sequel.

[Papa]

bougy

:confused:

[skarlorn]

:confused:

slang for bourgeoisie (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bourgeoisie)

Ran through some high end upscaling software for you. More of the truth revealed:
https://i.imgur.com/5SWksYp.png

https://i.imgur.com/U8jdcJH.jpg

[Comoc1]

You guys gargle mayonnaise

[p.pumpjob]

Stupid and slanderous

[Rygar]

Holy shit OP has a serious fucking mental illness

He's a goddamn server hero, mind your tongue!

[Diogene]

He's a goddamn server hero, mind your tongue!

[Lhancelot]

He's a goddamn server hero, mind your tongue!

Skarlorn is more anti-hero than hero.

[Swish]

So it's okay to say the f word Uuruk put in that adjusted quote? Interesting, I got a ban for it.

[Uuruk]

So it's okay to say the f word Uuruk put in that adjusted quote? Interesting, I got a ban for it.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/search.php?searchid=8330112

There is a search with all the times that word has been used lately. Hopefully your feelings don't get hurt and you need to crawl to your safe space.

Looks like the post I quoted got deleted 😲

[Papa]

uuruk deserves a ban for this tbqh

[Papa]

I'm With Him (swish)

[Zade]

people are getting bans for f bombs? yikes! times have changed lol

[Lhancelot]

So it's okay to say the f word Uuruk put in that adjusted quote? Interesting, I got a ban for it.

http://i.imgur.com/xQqklz7.gif (https://imgur.com/xQqklz7)

[Papa]

justice against homophobia and bigotry has been served on this day, the year of our lord trump, the 19th of september 2017

[skarlorn]

the trap was laid and the thread succeeded

fuckin pras it boys

great job, mayoman ;)

[Jimjam]

Uuruk-Bai

[Papa]

pras mayo

miracle whip can burn in hell

[Papa]

these threads are the only way to root out all the russian-backed alt-righters that have infiltrated rnf

[maskedmelonpai]

im just happy to see OP Gerri g lucky with the traps he lay ^^ congratulations OP, shame on Sirken, Mayo is bleh, i liek sriracha and violent words should relegated to basements and darkwebs.

[maskedmelonpai]

Gerri g = getting


dunno why my phone hate me.

[skarlorn]

Uuruk-Bai

https://i.imgur.com/0oqTqZo.gif

[Sirken]

None of you saw anything.

https://imgur.com/mNJnt1L.png

[Mead]

Uuruk ascended

[Lhancelot]

What I miss?

[Lhancelot]

Uuruk ascended
Ahhh. NM my above post.

[skarlorn]

What was this thread about again?

[Mead]

What was this thread about again?

luring sir ken and uuruk into the same thread with mayo

[Lhancelot]

What was this thread about again?

It's about the ascension of Uuruk, I think? I don't know attention span is wavering atm too much input.

[skarlorn]

you guys are ruining sirken's memory wipe.