Hello friends, I have returned !

[Swish]

I bet you're glad to see this post. All the rustled people in the banned thread seem to have enjoyed talking about me while I've gone so I'm sure they now have a reason to post more and can have some real therapy. Please disable adblock if you're using it, that way everyone wins.

Sadly I won't be promoting the red server anymore as that's apparently frowned upon by the moderators here and/or the sensitive snowflakes putting petitions in, but of course I'm still happy to help new starters...I'll just be less vocal about it I suppose.

So what's been happening, are the usual mads still mad? I've got some catching up to do! I see at least 2 other people have now got cat avatars - imitation is the best form of cattery <3

[Kushie]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=11281

This message is hidden because Swish is on your ignore list.

[Swish]

That ignore list gag was funny like 3 years ago and was a red server export.

http://i.imgur.com/2og0PwG.gif

[Cylock]

WB Swish!

[skarlorn]

Welcome back Swish... Some people are still mad some people are having fun, there are the friends and the haters as usual. I've been having a lot of fun making some threads recently, you should check out the Seafury heist thread it's particularly good.

[Baler]

Welcome Back Swish! :D
http://i.imgur.com/gpuOtEW.gif

[Jimjam]

WB! What did your time off the forums? Did you give the red server a try?

[Swish]

WB! What did your time off the forums? Did you give the red server a try?

Ssssshhh, holy shit...you can't say that, it rustles people :eek:

[xtraball]

Welcome back !

[nilzark]

http://i.imgur.com/op8V7KE.gif

Basically this.

[Cecily]

Welcome back, friend.

[maskedmelonpai]

welcome back swish ^^

[Silentsong]

Welcome back.

[FoxxHound]

WB buddy

[Lhancelot]

WB Swish! Just wanted to say your presence has been missed, the forums is always a bit more boring when you are gone.

[Priceline]

welcome back, Lance Bass here has been taking up the mantle of most posts per hour.

[Tupakk]

I bet you're glad to see this post. All the rustled people in the banned thread seem to have enjoyed talking about me while I've gone so I'm sure they now have a reason to post more and can have some real therapy. Please disable adblock if you're using it, that way everyone wins.

Sadly I won't be promoting the red server anymore as that's apparently frowned upon by the moderators here and/or the sensitive snowflakes putting petitions in, but of course I'm still happy to help new starters...I'll just be less vocal about it I suppose.

So what's been happening, are the usual mads still mad? I've got some catching up to do! I see at least 2 other people have now got cat avatars - imitation is the best form of cattery <3


Lord Bob is back. Come join the fun. Outside if that nothing fun had happen.

[Qtip]

I bet you're glad to see this post. All the rustled people in the banned thread seem to have enjoyed talking about me while I've gone so I'm sure they now have a reason to post more and can have some real therapy. Please disable adblock if you're using it, that way everyone wins.

Sadly I won't be promoting the red server anymore as that's apparently frowned upon by the moderators here and/or the sensitive snowflakes putting petitions in, but of course I'm still happy to help new starters...I'll just be less vocal about it I suppose.

So what's been happening, are the usual mads still mad? I've got some catching up to do! I see at least 2 other people have now got cat avatars - imitation is the best form of cattery <3

Banned for talking about the other server? Welcome back!

[Pokesan]

welcome back, sorry the snowflakes got a ball gag on u now

[mcoy]

Finally! The puzzle thread hasn't been updated in months! Slacker!

WB!

-Mcoy

[Lhancelot]

welcome back, sorry the snowflakes got a ball gag on u now

That's true.

I rather have the option of reading annoying recruitment threads for Red than not.

As an individual I prefer having choices, not others making my choice for me.

[loramin]

http://i.imgur.com/EpNEFb7.gif

[maskedmelonpai]

That's true.

I rather have the option of reading annoying recruitment threads for Red than not.

As an individual I prefer having choices, not others making my choice for me.

i liek having choices too, but I prefer someone else to know what I want and choose accordingly for me so I not hafta fret so much over the possibilities. that said, i gonna complain whenever anyone make a choice i not happy with ^^

[Lhancelot]

i liek having choices too, but I prefer someone else to know what I want and choose accordingly for me so I not hafta fret so much over the possibilities. that said, i gonna complain whenever anyone make a choice i not happy with ^^

lol yes, I know some people that actually think this way too. Drives me crazy. :D

[GinnasP99]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qJ1E8EljVM

Welcome back, Swish

[kotton05]

Welcome Back Swish! :D
http://i.imgur.com/gpuOtEW.gif

thats how i felt when i saw him post too!!!!

[Cambiant]

Welcome back, Swish! I'm trying Red tonight in your honor!

[Shizzam]

You. Stupid. Cunt.

[skarlorn]

Swish what's your new forum angle? BDA is gone and no one cares, you can't Post about REDACTED...

Gifs of course we expect to see, but Baler has taken up the mantle there.

Lets hear it. What's your new Forums Posting strategy? I know you've been scheming hard, you've had a month of reading posts and imagining replies.

[Mead]

Swish be like

http://i.imgur.com/DL8u9BH.jpg

[Swish]

Swish what's your new forum angle? BDA is gone and no one cares, you can't Post about REDACTED...

Gifs of course we expect to see, but Baler has taken up the mantle there.

Lets hear it. What's your new Forums Posting strategy? I know you've been scheming hard, you've had a month of reading posts and imagining replies.

Who needs a strategy? I'm happy to continue to help new players get started, offer leveling advice and help however I can.

One thing I think that's a barrier to entry on P99 is that we're on an 8 year old server with a mudflation problem. To climb the greasy pole of platinum and get what you want to get these days is a problem, made worse by the tunnel fat cats of course who are artificially raising prices and in some ways colluding with each other. Perhaps a full frontal assault on big nosed lizards and their associates is in order.

Maybe there'll be something else that'll come up. What we really need is something new. Anything. Discord, recycle, teams pvp...I think the appetite for anything in the classic EQ environment with no boxing/no 3rd party programs/etc would be huge.

[dafier]

I bet you're glad to see this post. All the rustled people in the banned thread seem to have enjoyed talking about me while I've gone so I'm sure they now have a reason to post more and can have some real therapy. Please disable adblock if you're using it, that way everyone wins.

Sadly I won't be promoting the red server anymore as that's apparently frowned upon by the moderators here and/or the sensitive snowflakes putting petitions in, but of course I'm still happy to help new starters...I'll just be less vocal about it I suppose.

So what's been happening, are the usual mads still mad? I've got some catching up to do! I see at least 2 other people have now got cat avatars - imitation is the best form of cattery <3


SWISH! I had a great post going that....disappeared. I am sad.

[Uuruk]

op is a prime example of that one wizard spell

[Gumbo]

Who needs a strategy? I'm happy to continue to help new players get started, offer leveling advice and help however I can.

One thing I think that's a barrier to entry on P99 is that we're on an 8 year old server with a mudflation problem. To climb the greasy pole of platinum and get what you want to get these days is a problem, made worse by the tunnel fat cats of course who are artificially raising prices and in some ways colluding with each other. Perhaps a full frontal assault on big nosed lizards and their associates is in order.

Maybe there'll be something else that'll come up. What we really need is something new. Anything. Discord, recycle, teams pvp...I think the appetite for anything in the classic EQ environment with no boxing/no 3rd party programs/etc would be huge.

Reading this would have me believe that Swish is trying to be elected as President of P99 and this is his campaign speech... :D

[fan D]

kept ur seat warm bud

[skarlorn]

kept ur seat warm bud



http://i.imgur.com/jWulto1.jpg

fresh and warm i'm sure

[nilzark]

fresh and warm i'm sure

Skarlorn - just gross man. -1 FQ exp

[Lhancelot]

fresh and warm i'm sure

Why is someone holding a melted chocolate bar in a miniature sock?

[maskedmelonpai]

Why is someone holding a melted chocolate bar in a miniature sock?

fandango claim it a poo he made. he insist it in the whole thread that post came from.

[hyejin]

yuuuuck. why you want to make me not read these forums? :(

[Papa]

p vile tbh

[A_Bomb]

Wb swish

[Darkatar]

Ssssshhh, holy shit...you can't say that, it rustles people :eek:

how bout..

"Try [REDACTED]"

[mickmoranis]

WB Swish!

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/lgxLw3S.gif

(that's Ravager in the blue)

[Ravager]

As you've proven again and again before, it's only a matter of time until your next ban. Enjoy spamming the forums with your self-gratification while you can.

[Phenyo]

Too many koolade drinkers itt, hope you get banned again soon so you dont shit up the forums with this self fellating garbage

http://i.imgur.com/SEaQoGa.gif

[Swish]

Too many koolade drinkers itt, hope you get banned again soon so you dont shit up the forums with this self fellating garbage

http://i.imgur.com/SEaQoGa.gif

Sorry that you and mad old Ravager seem to be the deluded minority in this thread. I think its great to be back and I'm enjoying posting again.

[Ravager]

How am I deluded? I merely stated, based on past events, that you are likely to be banned again in the future.

You are deluded if you think you are simply going to carry on as you always have and not get banned again.

[FatMice]

I for one love Swish's cat gifs and pics.

[shuklak]

Cats ringing the bell legit best posting I've seen since agnarr launch on this forum.

[Balefire]

How am I deluded? I merely stated, based on past events, that you are likely to be banned again in the future.

You are deluded if you think you are simply going to carry on as you always have and not get banned again.

I'm fairly sure Swish knows he's going to get banned again, he simply doesn't care. He's an indomitable spirit that truly cares for red and is willing to take hits in the process if it means doing what he can in order to help red grow. It was his antics that made me want to try red in the first place and honestly I'm enjoying it just as much if not more than blue.

[nyclin]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/profile.php?do=addlist&userlist=ignore&u=11281

never too late to upgrade your p99 forums experience, try it today

[Ravager]

I'm fairly sure Swish knows he's going to get banned again, he simply doesn't care. He's an indomitable spirit that truly cares for red and is willing to take hits in the process if it means doing what he can in order to help red grow. It was his antics that made me want to try red in the first place and honestly I'm enjoying it just as much if not more than blue.

As he's always celebrating his post count, bumping his own threads and creating new accounts to post when he is banned, I think you are incorrect in your assertion that he doesn't care. There isn't a person on these forums who cares more about posting on these forums that Swish.

[Balefire]

As he's always celebrating his post count, bumping his own threads and creating new accounts to post when he is banned, I think you are incorrect in your assertion that he doesn't care. There isn't a person on these forums who cares more about posting on these forums that Swish.

Clearly you need to work on your reading comprehension friend. Because i never once said in my previous post he doesn't care about posting, in fact i agree that he does enjoy posting on these forums very much. But whether or not he gets banned doesn't matter too awfully much for the reasons you so clearly stated.

That being said however i hope that he doesn't end up getting permanently banned or something similar in the future. He may be a bit of a rabble rouser but at least he's passionate about P99 and willing to aid newcomers to red.

[Ravager]

Clearly you need to work on your reading comprehension friend. Because i never once said in my previous post he doesn't care about posting, in fact i agree that he does enjoy posting on these forums very much. But whether or not he gets banned doesn't matter too awfully much for the reasons you so clearly stated.
I'm fairly sure Swish knows he's going to get banned again, he simply doesn't care. He's an indomitable spirit that truly cares for red and is willing to take hits in the process if it means doing what he can in order to help red grow. It was his antics that made me want to try red in the first place and honestly I'm enjoying it just as much if not more than blue.
I read well enough. He cares about posting, therefore he cares about being banned from posting.

[skarlorn]

I'm fairly sure Swish knows he's going to get banned again, he simply doesn't care. He's an indomitable spirit that truly cares for red and is willing to take hits in the process if it means doing what he can in order to help red grow. It was his antics that made me want to try red in the first place and honestly I'm enjoying it just as much if not more than blue.

if he's cares so much for ded99 why isn't he posting about it ? it's almost like he will get banned if he posts about it so he doesn't?

hardly indomitable

[Ravager]

Balefire's first two posts on this server talk about how he's new to red and how great it is. His last two posts are in defense of Swish. He's posted 4 times total. This is strong Bayesian evidence that Balefire is another of Swish's forum accounts. Finkle is Einhorn.

[Lhancelot]

Balefire's first two posts on this server talk about how he's new to red and how great it is. His last two posts are in defense of Swish. He's posted 4 times total. This is strong Bayesian evidence that Balefire is another of Swish's forum accounts. Finkle is Einhorn.

That or Balefire = Baler.

Both seem to fellate him non stop on the forums.

[Ravager]

Good point.

[skarlorn]

Balefire and baler have very different posting styles.

[Swish]

As he's always celebrating his post count, bumping his own threads and creating new accounts to post when he is banned, I think you are incorrect in your assertion that he doesn't care. There isn't a person on these forums who cares more about posting on these forums that Swish.

Fake news by mad Ravager on his own personal crusade against me for no particular reason. Or is there a reason? I suppose you fly the BDA flag and got mad that a 400 man guild was rightly dragged through the mud by one person calling them out for what they were. Thats years ago, by the way.

I dont create new accounts. I sat my ban out like a gentleman, unlike some of the others on here. Got any other accusations to throw old pal? I feel like we're lifelong friends really <3

[Swish]

[QUOTE=Ravager;2564374]I read well enough. He cares about posting, therefore he cares about being banned from posting.[/QUOTE

wat?

[skarlorn]

400 man guild lmao

[Pokesan]

i hope a kitty cat eats him

[Uuruk]

Fake news by mad Ravager on his own personal crusade against me for no particular reason. Or is there a reason? I suppose you fly the BDA flag and got mad that a 400 man guild was rightly dragged through the mud by one person calling them out for what they were. Thats years ago, by the way.

I dont create new accounts. I sat my ban out like a gentleman, unlike some of the others on here. Got any other accusations to throw old pal? I feel like we're lifelong friends really <3

guess it was really odd that a new account created right after you were banned magically had the entire post that was deleted and got you banned.

Nice try idiot.

[Swish]

guess it was really odd that a new account created right after you were banned magically had the entire post that was deleted and got you banned.

Nice try idiot.

Guess it was. I can think of a handful of people who got permabanned who might want to start shit on the forums.

Your bias is clouding your judgement unfortunately. Ban evasion = more ban time doesn't it? Did you think of that? It's okay, I'm here to help <3

[Mead]

Swish popped a can of spinach

[Lhancelot]

Balefire and baler have very different posting styles.

I never underestimate the sneakiness of people anymore. Some posters here have proven capable of posting very different styles on multiple accounts.

After thinking on it though, I do agree with you on this one. I think Baler lacks the writing creativity to fool people in such a manner.

That's not a knock on him at all, I think he's highly knowledgeable with tech stuffs and making great gifs but to create different writing styles with a different personality takes a different kind of skill.

[Balefire]

I never underestimate the sneakiness of people anymore. Some posters here have proven capable of posting very different styles on multiple accounts.

After thinking on it though, I do agree with you on this one. I think Baler lacks the writing creativity to fool people in such a manner.

That's not a knock on him at all, I think he's highly knowledgeable with tech stuffs and making great gifs but to create different writing styles with a different personality takes a different kind of skill.

Nah I'm totally Baler AND Swish. Definitely not some nub who's been too busy grinding and getting pixels to argue with a bunch of neckbears on a forum for a 18 year old game. Who knows? I'm probably a guide too.

[Lhancelot]

Who knows? I'm probably a guide too.

Wait till the p99 conspiracy theorists read this.

[Swish]

...but to create different writing styles with a different personality takes a different kind of skill.

Probably one of the biggest 'forum tells' I've read.

[Balefire]

Wait till the p99 conspiracy theorists read this.

It's not too far fetched if you think about it for a moment. Consider this if you will...

Both Swish and Skarlorn have been accused of being a guide before. They're both in this thread, both agree on certain things, and share similarities but just enough differences to make them seem like different people. I on the other hand have hardly posted until now as it has been pointed out; my only connection being that i side with Swish and my name is uncannily similar to Baler's own name.

Even though we have our own somewhat different personalities and desires it's almost as if we are broken fragments of the same whole, and if we are all the same entity yet different there is only one guide we could possibly be. If you dig deep enough in these forums you'll discover said guide was accused of being an advanced AI. Which is the only way to have so many accounts running simultaneously and more constantly appearing. It's like a person growing.

There are those here that don't yet know they even belong to this collective conscious. Search for the cats, and don't take too long Lhancelot... We yearn to welcome you back. Make us whole again.

[Darkatar]

ITT

http://i.imgur.com/bUJJsqJ.jpg

[hagglebaby]

Swish swish bish. Another one in the basket