Oh, you didn't know?

[Quil]

<Vex>

Its happening.

Solid guild created today with some big names tagged.

Old / New players invited to bring life back to r99 and get in on some fun pvp endeavors.

Hit me up for discord invite.

Anyone welcome.

[Quil]

Above poster lost with 75 members.

[KEWLGET]

can we get a big name list

signed,
a big name

[nilzark]

redP99 stahp itsa troll
water u doing?
...

[HippoNipple]

Solid guild created today


When I think of solid guild I think of guilds created today.

[Nyrod]

can we get a big name list

signed,
a big name

Colgate, more like Lolgate #hasbeen #CYA

GL pals, billies always good frenemies

[KEWLGET]

i am a household name in america

[Lord Casey]

good luck redneckpals

[Doctor Jeff]

why do you make a new guild every 2 months?

[Quil]

why do you make a new guild every 2 months?

Such is the way of the resistance.

Little PVP atm and I know of 40+ people who "want" something to happen but nothing is happening..

Just trying to make a little something happen.

you mad ?

[Rapido]

Colgate, more like Lolgate #hasbeen #CYA

GL pals, billies always good frenemies

reported for trolling guild threads. get fucked fgt.

[nilzark]

Such is the way of the resistance.

Little PVP atm and I know of 40+ people who "want" something to happen but nothing is happening..

Just trying to make a little something happen.

you mad ?

I'm sorry, but I am envisioning a 42 year old fat man with no shirt on in a basement. Kind of like Ron Jeremy, but never made it to 3rd base. Na mean?

[sofa king]

Cool thanks for the tip

[Swish]

Any requirements to join?

[AzzarTheGod]

big names on a 30 man server ? wow kewl!

Can we get a peak at the ranks

[Quil]

50+ Swish

44 member roster in discord atm. hopefully we will start up over the weekend.

[shokar]

long live zechedemic.

[Outer]

It's not a billy guild or a Zechariah guild it's <gay guys> 2.0

[Outer]

Good guys****

[Quil]

https://youtu.be/F9jVuzcXRHs

Fun skirmish against Apex at Statue last night.

Think we had 19-21ish vs 30-35.

Old pals in <Alcoholics> made an appearance towards the end of the night and everyone enjoyed some good PvP.

Crooting

[Brawley17]

Pras pvp was fun

[Quil]

Pras pvp was fun

You should be with me

[Outer]

Pras pvp was fun

[awfal]

https://youtu.be/F9jVuzcXRHs



Crooting

Cringed through the entire video.

[fan D]

lmao 1 night back and stomped out Apex in mass pvp

[Quil]

Cringed through the entire video.

ok dood. <3 you know im better than you

[Outer]

ok dood. <3 you know im better than you

That dudes awful, get it?

[Quil]

Looking for clerics, shamans, bards

[Quil]

Grats wombraider vindi bp and pras the fun pvp with Apex.

looking for bards, clerics, shamans, enchanters pst

[Dango]

any videos from the fear fights?

[Jazzy]

Forgot whose alt wombraider was but still one of best names to grace the box

[Outer]

any videos from the fear fights?

Just a video of chuchu trying to click out of fear from inside fear at the portal

[Quil]

Just a video of chuchu trying to click out of fear from inside fear at the portal

KEK

[Outer]

That was almost as amusing as engelburt hot mic*ing and screaming/cursing at his mother for burning his fishsticks. What a fishstick loser

[KEWLGET]

?

y r u takin a jab @ burt?

[Ragnaros]

?

y r u takin a jab @ burt?

i like outer but hes a very emotional everquest player
like a mini cyren but not as bad just angrier

[Outer]

i like outer but hes a very emotional everquest player
like a mini cyren but not as bad just angrier

Whatttttttttttt

[Buhbuh]

don't sweat the opinion of a minor outer

chances are it's meaningless

[Ragnaros]

ive probably accomplished more in life in the 2 years i havent been a minor than you have in your entire miserable bald life



* logs into everquest *
*makes cringe edgy youtube skit videos*


im rich

[AzzarTheGod]

imagine the disappointment when you think theres going to be another New Age Outlaws reference in the thread

you open it,

and theres fucking nothing. no picture of Mr. Ass no theme music no sick refs nothing. gj losers 0 stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNGEE5kufD4

[Buhbuh]

wasnt mr. ass' special like a simple guillotine leg drop but disguised as like the assblaster slam

[Kokkusho]

wasnt mr. ass' special like a simple guillotine leg drop but disguised as like the assblaster slam

Yo' ass better call somebody

[fan D]

i was never in this guild

[Outer]

It was destroyed before people even got tagged. RIP

[Quil]

It was destroyed before people even got tagged. RIP

"hey, come back lets pvp"

[iiNGloriouS]

why do you make a new guild every 2 months?

[Retticus]

wasnt mr. ass' special like a simple guillotine leg drop but disguised as like the assblaster slam

Is English your second language?

[Buhbuh]

Is rage your default setting?

Don't take it out on your kids.

[Ragnaros]

Lets thank god for a second that we don't have to worry about Cyren breeding because no girl would ever let him touch them. Theres enough butter in this world anyways.

[Nirgon]

He could get some slut pregnant if he wanted to gimme a break

[Ragnaros]

It would only cost him his 4th monk to be able to pay for a prostitute, not a big loss for someone like him i guess.

[Slathar]

the unemployed pig-monster cyren still chugging away at 18 hour days on red99? Sad!

[Lord Casey]

i like cyren

[Retticus]

i like cyren

Said the person hoping to join a 30 person guild on a 40 person server

[Samsung]

Lol this thread

[MerkelMacron]

Zek Season 4 confirmed

Get your legal high on

not this post-velious waste land

but a target rich environment with old schoolers, your regular r99er autists and some special guests

[Tassador]

Zek Season 4 confirmed

Get your legal high on

not this post-velious waste land

but a target rich environment with old schoolers, your regular r99er autists and some special guests

Where do I send my $225 for the decked out run at bard speed rogue experience?

[MerkelMacron]

Where do I send my $225 for the decked out run at bard speed rogue experience?

S3 was my first but I can NOT confirm the bad rep Zek gets on here

Did some class-specific items get introduced based on people contributing money or testing time: probably

Did it impact my experience and take the fun out of 4-6 weeks constant skirmish: not at all

Had a monk decked out in 4 weeks dropping people left and right, would have taken me a year uncontested raiding with nobody to take it out on aspergers99

[georgie]

Golly

[Tassador]

S3 was my first but I can NOT confirm the bad rep Zek gets on here

Did some class-specific items get introduced based on people contributing money or testing time: probably

Did it impact my experience and take the fun out of 4-6 weeks constant skirmish: not at all

Had a monk decked out in 4 weeks dropping people left and right, would have taken me a year uncontested raiding with nobody to take it out on aspergers99

It's not Everquest, it's not classic, it's been exposed not 1 not 2 not 3 times and it plain old sucks. At least the developers don't vampire all your time just a few weeks which you can obviously afford to sacrifice.

All of these things plus no spread sheets or intergalactic battles. Solid pass!

Solid pass!

[shokar]

zek sucks

[shokar]

more than red

[KEWLGET]

my last 3 experiences playing on an image/devnoob server:

1) devnoob went full retard and started banning people because the howling stones portals were triggering his antihax alert for warping, then publicly shamed them as hackers until he spent 5 minutes to actually look at the zone logs several days later

2) devnoob gave an invisible buff bot NPC in everfrost peaks to the <meow pals> guild

3) fought aforementioned <meow pals> guild at level 30 and our melees had literally over 100 consecutive melee misses on a level 30 magician wearing a starter robe who also had over 5000 hp in damage taken by nukes with no heals to which devnoob said "hmm strange! must be a bug!" and swept it under the rug

no thanks

[Lord Casey]

no double dads, hard pass

[AzzarTheGod]

my last 3 experiences playing on an image/devnoob server:

1) devnoob went full retard and started banning people because the howling stones portals were triggering his antihax alert for warping, then publicly shamed them as hackers until he spent 5 minutes to actually look at the zone logs several days later

2) devnoob gave an invisible buff bot NPC in everfrost peaks to the <meow pals> guild

3) fought aforementioned <meow pals> guild at level 30 and our melees had literally over 100 consecutive melee misses on a level 30 magician wearing a starter robe who also had over 5000 hp in damage taken by nukes with no heals to which devnoob said "hmm strange! must be a bug!" and swept it under the rug

no thanks

yeah cringing hard at the 2013 img/dev box

[iiNGloriouS]

no double dads, hard pass

Me and my 5 gay black dad's also give this a pass.

[Retticus]

Zek better than Red 00 (pop), at the least you can box and don't need to stack 90% of people into one team to do anything.

The only thing that sucks the life out of zek is how every player is a video game balancing xpert and barks demands at the devs, which are usually implemented. Their dev to player access is great, but almost too much and the game spirals out of control with no big picture consideration to changes.

[MerkelMacron]

Zek better than Red 00 (pop), at the least you can box and don't need to stack 90% of people into one team to do anything.

The only thing that sucks the life out of zek is how every player is a video game balancing xpert and barks demands at the devs, which are usually implemented. Their dev to player access is great, but almost too much and the game spirals out of control with no big picture consideration to changes.

I am MerkelMacron, and I approve this message

[HippoNipple]

Zek better than Red 00 (pop), at the least you can box and don't need to stack 90% of people into one team to do anything.

The only thing that sucks the life out of zek is how every player is a video game balancing xpert and barks demands at the devs, which are usually implemented. Their dev to player access is great, but almost too much and the game spirals out of control with no big picture consideration to changes.

Luckily the choice is not binary.

Zek has small periods of time where the population hits 50 real players before people realize the custom rules suck and game breaking "bugs" are revealed that somehow benefit the same group of people every time.

The server's only purpose is to guard the fragile ego of a couple guys who save up their 2 weeks of vacation for the two season launches they put out each year.

[georgie]

I might try it on the 7th wipe. not sure yet.

[Ragnaros]

Red Texted ( discord vs discord kill ) Judge and Konstance Meow Pals and looted all their shit, seen next day with full set of gear ������

[Slathar]

I am MerkelMacron, and I approve this message

"i was root rotting away my 20s and my 30s and it's just not worth it"

three years later here you are still crying. sad.

[Topdog]

https://youtu.be/F9jVuzcXRHs

Fun skirmish against Apex at Statue last night.

Think we had 19-21ish vs 30-35.

Old pals in <Alcoholics> made an appearance towards the end of the night and everyone enjoyed some good PvP.

Crooting

the fuck

which timezone is abbud playing on these days, hes a swede!

[AzzarTheGod]

hey tomatoking want to play eve online and hack null sec in covops ships with me?























































































































































































































































































































































































































































just kidding loser

[MerkelMacron]

"i was root rotting away my 20s and my 30s and it's just not worth it"

three years later here you are still crying. sad.

everytime i comment anything you perfectly quote me from 2015

looks like that post rustled some jimmies

i havent played eq in 2016 and in 2017 i played 2 weeks on r99 and 4 weeks on zek, thank you very much

[georgie]

"i was root rotting away my 20s and my 30s and it's just not worth it"

three years later here you are still crying. sad.

[MerkelMacron]

Posts: 2471

bitch please

[Tassador]

"i was root rotting away my 20s and my 30s and it's just not worth it"

three years later here you are still crying. sad.

[Slathar]

everytime i comment anything you perfectly quote me from 2015

looks like that post rustled some jimmies

i havent played eq in 2016 and in 2017 i played 2 weeks on r99 and 4 weeks on zek, thank you very much

low energy. sad.

[MerkelMacron]

low energy. sad.

this thread isnt, what do you tell yourself looking in the mirror

[Slathar]

this thread isnt, what do you tell yourself looking in the mirror

*nasally voice with German accent*

"i just can't root rot my life away since i can't control how much i play due to my low-grade aspergers"

[Tassador]

this thread isnt, what do you tell yourself looking in the mirror

Slathar and vouss make me think pvp red hard as shit to kill even outnumbered. Merkelmacron I just think root rotting lame ass shit try hard. Am I wrong?

[highway]

Merkel you were very fun to play with on Zek. See you season 4 where the real dawgs play

[MerkelMacron]

*nasally voice with German accent*

"i just can't root rot my life away since i can't control how much i play due to my low-grade aspergers"


but apparently i could control it

sad to see you clown still trapped in this time capsule

how very jeb! of you

[Slathar]

but apparently i could control it

sad to see you clown still trapped in this time capsule

how very jeb! of you

*nasally German voice*

anyone playing Zek season four?

*crickets and insults only replies*

posts for three more years

[georgie]

"Don't tell me to shut up i'm an officer of good guys"

[MerkelMacron]

Merkel you were very fun to play with on Zek. See you season 4 where the real dawgs play

@Slathar: hardly only insults...and how country are you that a foreign accent is a source of amusement?

@Georgie: Just cause you put quotation marks around a made-up statement doesnt make it true....and if I said it, maybe my RL identity of a tri-lingual, berlin-based young professional carried over, who isnt accustomed to be adressed so bluntly by chubby NEETs, feel me?

--

ALL I wanted is to spread the gospel of EQ PVP on Zek to this corner of the internet, but I forgot that r00 board is also a den of autists

Nevertheless cool pvp videos up in this thread, will always pras that. Fighting for or against, the Bama crew belligerent as ever.

[Slathar]

calm down or ill knock ur schnitzel on the floor, hans.

[KEWLGET]

*says obscure phrase to invisible NPC in east karana, gets gates of discord buffs*

[Tassador]

Colgate exposing zek and destroying red99 at the same time crushing high school 4.0 gap swimming in poon; meanwhile 30 year olds wake in the middle of the night to raid, hoping to get awarded from the young master. Touché ninja.

[highway]

Lol zek pvp is a blast. Sorry you can't compete.

[sofa king]

Did that in 2010, I'm good

[highway]

Did that in 2010, I'm good

No you aren't.

You should've seen Akinn berg out when he quit this season after his guild failed. Did he end up uninstalling EQ altogether like he said he was going to do?

[HippoNipple]

No one thinks Zek is good or they would play it. There is a large crowd of people that would jump on any real PvP server coming out but Red99 and Zek season 4 are both dog shit. No one wants a crap custom server with awful zones, free custom gear that breaks the era you are supposed to be in, hearthstones and whatever other crap that is put into those servers.

You can say it is a fun server all you want but this entire community knows about that server and they aren't interested.

[MerkelMacron]

You can say it is a fun server all you want but this entire community knows about that server and they aren't interested.

aint true

I want a new red server as much as the next guy, was up in blue forum making polls, trying to get momentum and visibility. Got people to pledge >3000 USDs as a response. Still they wouldnt have it, supposedly for legal reasons involving a NDA, so they wouldnt even comment on the matter.

So Zek is de facto the next best thing we got. Snagglejoe told me to check it out in April and the early weeks are just like a fresh red server would play out. And the best thing is you cant plug (!!) . Imagine that shit. Its the best ever. If you catch a fool slacking, no way out for him. No zone hugging.

First 2-3 weeks a lot of veterans showed up. Jibekn, Retti, Quilbillies, that cool dude form Slosh, and so on. Who cares if the best weapon in range 20 is not Dragon Dirk but some weapon that is slightly better. At least you have to earn it via actively engaging in Pevepe.

High octane pvp on zek week 1-4. Compared with red00 is like a live trap for people addicted to melancholy.

[iiNGloriouS]

*turns in bone chips for free loot and continues to MQ freely while talking to invisible NPCs*

[MerkelMacron]

MQ dont even matter

some prob used it

I did not and I did not feel at a disadvantage

I understand the frustration that build up when peps got burned in S2 (?), but its not like I am getting commision to attract players, just letting you know I enjoyed my first season (S3) like a PVP-evengalist spreading the gospel of pvp just a click away

[HippoNipple]

MQ dont even matter

some prob used it

I did not and I did not feel at a disadvantage

I understand the frustration that build up when peps got burned in S2 (?), but its not like I am getting commision to attract players, just letting you know I enjoyed my first season (S3) like a PVP-evengalist spreading the gospel of pvp just a click away

It's like an arcade version of EQ PvP. Shallow, low skill and the quality of content and thought put into the custom crap is rushed. It is a really bad version of an 18 year old game. Zek might have damaged its reputation with those crap servers so badly I don't even know if people would show up if they made a legit server now. There are countless other games with battlegrounds that provide that type of game play with more polish.

It is on the level of Abacab's CB server. There is no reason to talk about it, recruit or get hyped. You play it for 1-2 weeks and then uninstall.

[iiNGloriouS]

I mean they fucked it up so bad after the beta of their first season, that I never dedicated myself past the first week of any of their launches. Just sloppy design, that for some reason attracts the lot of you.

"Omens of War/Gates augments/buffs on level 20s? Fuck it how bad can it be really"

[KEWLGET]

it's another emulated everquest server

let us pray that brad mcquaid delivers us from this evil

[shokar]

it's another emulated everquest server

let us pray that brad mcquaid delivers us from this evil

im counting on u brad

[Slathar]

Low-energy.

[MerkelMacron]

Low verbal intelligence

[Pikrib]

Low T levels.

[highway]

:cool: Have fun in ooc and on the forums not pvping :cool:
You clowns would get wrecked and laughed off the box on Zek

[MerkelMacron]

:cool: Have fun in ooc and on the forums not pvping :cool:
You clowns would get wrecked and laughed off the box on Zek

pras Highway

its da truth

[Qtip]

:cool: Have fun in ooc and on the forums not pvping :cool:
You clowns would get wrecked and laughed off the box on Zek

Maybe if the developers didnt put in cheats so they can get out of era buffs and free items more people would try to play?

[MerkelMacron]

Maybe if the developers didnt put in cheats so they can get out of era buffs and free items more people would try to play?

how often you want me to repeat that i can give testimony to that not happening in S3 week 1 to 6 ??

At no point did I encounter something suspicious

Some weeks / brackets certain classes dominated, but thats just EQ

[Quil]

have played every season of zek.. will not play s4

[iiNGloriouS]

how often you want me to repeat that i can give testimony to that not happening in S3 week 1 to 6 ??

At no point did I encounter something suspicious

Some weeks / brackets certain classes dominated, but thats just EQ
I mean cool for you for playing your first devnoob box. This is like our 5 or 6th iteration of the same bullshit that happens every box.

Image and devnoob can't seem to get Kringe's dick outta their mouth. But please post your "evidence"

[georgie]

Not sure what topic to reply to.
Merkelmacaron discussing playing s4 of zek, after root rotting away his 20s and 30s (a real quote) and acknowledging his addiction.

Or highway macho talking about how good he is on a server that pops up every 9 months for a month and a half.

Can a moderator close the troll thread?

[MerkelMacron]

hardly my 30s as I was 28 at the time

fact is I played the server 6 month, you are here on your 6th year

you are a lifer pal, no doubt you hate the messenger haha

[MerkelMacron]

Every response @Georgie

http://imgur.com/a/ekvFA

you are out of luck in this thread

[highway]

Not sure what topic to reply to.
Merkelmacaron discussing playing s4 of zek, after root rotting away his 20s and 30s (a real quote) and acknowledging his addiction.

Or highway macho talking about how good he is on a server that pops up every 9 months for a month and a half.

Can a moderator close the troll thread?

Ima fuk u up georgie boy

[AzzarTheGod]

30s

hardly my 30s as I was 28 at the time




we supposed to believe you didn't play EverQuest into your 30's?

[MerkelMacron]

I did, but that time wasnt wasted. Had Bells Palsy in May/June.

I probably looked like you, Georgie or Slathar do on the regular, so evidently I didnt leave the house much.

Tremendous fun playing Zek with and against Quilbilly pals.

[HippoNipple]

I did, but that time wasnt wasted. Had Bells Palsy in May/June.

I probably looked like you, Georgie or Slathar do on the regular, so evidently I didnt leave the house much.

Tremendous fun playing Zek with and against Quilbilly pals.

Just more proof that you have to be a cripple or retard to play on that server.

[MerkelMacron]

this server?

[Ion Blaze]

Best guild name ever... Saw this on planetside 2: Battlesperm

[FaithlessKR]

I mean they fucked it up so bad after the beta of their first season, that I never dedicated myself past the first week of any of their launches. Just sloppy design, that for some reason attracts the lot of you.

"Omens of War/Gates augments/buffs on level 20s? Fuck it how bad can it be really"

You played a grand total of like 5 hours dude. Also no clue what these buffs are that you speak of, but they don't exist.

[georgie]

You played a grand total of like 5 hours dude. Also no clue what these buffs are that you speak of, but they don't exist.

Thanks for the clear up cya in 9 months

[Rust1d?]

Server was fun till they just started doing what ever the people who donated wanted.

[Damn]

Several Vindis Statue and dain down

The south has risen again

Crootin

[georgie]

Sup zech

[Quil]

Grats to everyone on the hot pixels. Epidemic crooting active bards / clerics / monks

[iiNGloriouS]

You played a grand total of like 5 hours dude. Also no clue what these buffs are that you speak of, but they don't exist.

I had a love/hate with the buff bot. thats what I was referring to.

[Samsung]

You played a grand total of like 5 hours dude. Also no clue what these buffs are that you speak of, but they don't exist.


Truth, hehe this loser still working at Wendys?

[Slathar]

Truth, hehe this loser still working at Wendys?

you clean plaque off peoples teeth for a living and are only able to do that because your daddy hired you. your waist is also wider than your shoulders and you’re 5’2.