Swish Banned

[indiscriminate_hater]

Did he go off the deep end and start posting tranny porn images again? Discuss

[Lhancelot]

Did he go off the deep end and start posting tranny porn images again? Discuss

Just keep your eyes peeled.

[rebeccablack]

every moment that swish cannot post on these forums is a gift. thank you mods

[Troxx]

every moment that swish cannot post on these forums is a gift. thank you mods

[Priceline]

every moment that swish cannot post on these forums is a gift. thank you mods

the ban should reset his precious post count

[khanable]

Word on he street is he was sending unsolicited dick pics to female eq players*



*not fake news

[Caiu]

WTB swishdick.jpg PST

[skarlorn]

For real cukes? If so that's bad news

[Keykey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U


http://i.imgur.com/Eb9ovqz.png
http://i.imgur.com/KlZBHEl.png

[Expediency]

Swish post breakdown:

10% good posts
40% "bda sucks"
50% "try red"

No loss here other than cat gifs

[TeemoOfAstora]

No loss here other than cat gifs

here you go:
http://i.imgur.com/CD4wQpA.gif
can also double as a Try Red post

[skarlorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U


http://i.imgur.com/Eb9ovqz.png
http://i.imgur.com/KlZBHEl.png

Savage.

Miss u

[rebeccablack]

seems like a bunch of his posts got deleted tho, wat he do?

[aaezil]

Who is swish?

[Zade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U


http://i.imgur.com/Eb9ovqz.png
http://i.imgur.com/KlZBHEl.png

<3

Also, Swish doesn't "get banned" as other shitposters does. He takes his bans willingly, so that one day, if the unfathomable situation occurs where he may need a ban, he gets a waiver for time served.

Source: me

[fan D]

this is BEWSHIT

[Papa]

he makes nerds mad but he's still a redditor. i have sworn an oath to oppose him

he frequents the 4th most visited website in the usa, how dare he!

still scum though, but who cares if he visits a particular popular website? lol mad much

[Spyder73]

Maners banned as well

[skarlorn]

Maners banned as well

Maner got banned for hate speech against the gay people I bet.

It will be good for his mental health. He was coming unhinged.

[Baler]

I'm grateful for all the breaks I get from staff sometimes I post things I 100% regret the next day.

But I know there are people who just want to see swish burn for no good reason.

[Pokesan]

swish has earned my respect by not going on an alt crusade about forum fairness

[Baler]

swish has earned my respect by not going on an alt crusade about forum fairness

http://i.imgur.com/Jrb476P.gif

[Tenlaar]

every moment that swish cannot post on these forums is a gift. thank you mods

[Mead]

I'm grateful for all the breaks I get from staff sometimes I post things I 100% regret the next day.

But I know there are people who just want to see swish burn for no good reason.

Swish's #1 fanboi

[urbanbo]

Isn't Swish supposed to be one of the Golden Untouchable, invites the staff over for annual Swish night out with the GM's BBQ kind of people?

[Lhancelot]

seems like a bunch of his posts got deleted tho, wat he do?

I wonder too. Didn't see anything in RnF that he wrote that was controversial. Must have been in another area of the forums.

Plus he got erased, I don't see many of his posts here. It's as if a Swish never existed... Was there ever really a Swish? :eek:

[Ravager]

They should just leave him banned. It's not like he's ever going to stop shitposting.

[skarlorn]

The admins of project1999.com/forums have a protocol when banning/suspending members that includes deleting something like the last week - 30 days of their posts.

Source: me getting banned and suspended.

[Lhancelot]

The admins of project1999.com/forums have a protocol when banning/suspending members that includes deleting something like the last week - 30 days of their posts.

Source: me getting banned and suspended.

Dang that's harsh. You could lose some really nice masterpiece troll posts. :(

[maskedmelon]

The admins of project1999.com/forums have a protocol when banning/suspending members that includes deleting something like the last week - 30 days of their posts.

Source: me getting banned and suspended.

yeah, this happen to me too :c my imgur tutorial in my sig was lost to it.

[Lhancelot]

Looks like a month ban then for Swish. Thank the mods.

Wow. Crashed and burned. it always happens to the unstable. :(

[Pokesan]

filbus is dead

now who will avenge mayor gubbin?

[arsenalpow]

Lol everyone is getting rekt

[skarlorn]

filbus is dead

now who will avenge mayor gubbin?

me

[Gumbo]

Does this mean we are going to start making posters, signs and shirts that read "SWISH BANS MATTER!"

[entruil]

uuruk i know you from other forum's ... please show me where he is absolutely wrong... I may have missed one of his indiscriminate post's yet you started this after that... remember to correct and where you at... I still can't yet I bring it up and fail miserably...

[Baler]

Uuruk are you really bald? And does your wife really send pics to another man?
Pretty sure I got that right, don't feel like digging up the thread.

[skarlorn]

Hey guys if you really have such strong feelings towards swish maybe it's YOU who needs to ease up on forum immersion.

We are all friends here :o

[Bardalicious]

Did he go off the deep end and start posting tranny porn images again? Discuss

Did he get banned for tranny pix in the past? I know he got banned for going off the deep end and posting gore years ago.

[Baler]

Did he get banned for tranny pix in the past?
No, If you're not aware there was one person. who completely melted down on the forums spamming it with tranny pix. They're the reason we cant edit old posts.

[Bardalicious]

No, If you're not aware there was one person. who completely melted down on the forums spamming it with tranny pix. They're the reason we cant edit old posts.

Yeah, pretty sure that was Cast from the R99 community, which is why I have images and signatures off by default to this day.

[Fifield]

perma ban this guy already

[Mead]

perma ban this guy already

[Mead]

My favorite are the entitled morans that come out of the woodwork. Unceremoniously deleted his posts lol. That asshole is lucky he's even allowed to post here.

[Troxx]

Fart man = swish

Just a hunch ...

Just ban the poor soul already.

[Ravager]

Fart man = swish

Just a hunch ...

Just ban the poor soul already.

The guy just can't take a hint. His posts are unwelcome here.

[Pokesan]

im not touching you im not touching you im not touching you

[eadric]

Swish always comes back, like some particularly noxious STD.

[Qtip]

He was banned because he's the new guide that will be starting on red.

[kotton05]

He will be back with better cat gifs than ever. Mark my words.

[rebeccablack]

He will be back with better cat gifs than ever. Mark my words.
its a low skill-ceiling posting spec

[Krashin]

He will be back with better cat gifs than ever. Merkk my words.

FTFY

[Papa]

he'll be back for sure, no denying that... he cant help himself

remember him "retiring"?

:o

[Tiggles]

Swish is nice and all but in my many years of playing on P99 i've met a lot of sick people. Drug addicts Schizophrenics Sociopaths etc.

But Swish is probably the person I'd consider the most sick. Not in a harmful or dangerous way I think he's harmless, But no doubt in my mind he needs help.

It's funny to think about his 1000k forum posts but you probably don't think of the 4 or 5 other forums unrelated to EQ that he posts on using other names.

He probably posts on political forums maybe some car or computer forums and obviously reddit. It is a compulsion for him.

[Spyder73]

Swish actually seems to take forum bans to heart and I haven't know him to circumvent them. I am sure he is F5ing this thread every 30 seconds but I don't think he is multiboxing forum accounts... I may be naïve to the depth of his sickness though

[Papa]

Swish actually seems to take forum bans to heart and I haven't know him to circumvent them.

nice white knighting him dude, jump right on that stiffy!

if he took forums rules to heart, and actually cared about the forums/staff, he wouldn't break rules and get banned in the first (or second... or third...) place.

[Zade]

lots of jealous nerds in this post.


Free Swish


Try red

[skarlorn]

lots of jealous nerds in this post.


Free Swish


Try red

DER YRT

HSIWS EERF

http://i.imgur.com/gQeKVwa.jpg


yrev very good post there old friend

[Baler]

Glad there's lot of people showing their love for swish. Every post counts!
:)

[Mistle]

Swish was very proud of getting Troll banned, was this revenge at long last?

[Lhancelot]

Glad there's lot of people showing their love for swish. Every post counts!
:)

It's true we are all elfs here, one big family on the forums, including you Baler, we love you too!

<3 Baler!

[Spyder73]

Apparently all Swishy did was repost the server/raiding rules... I know he did it in a mocking way, but if the rules are retarded enough that just posting them makes RnF content then maybe Swish isn't the problem...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps

[maskedmelonpai]

You do t really get banned for posting all the rule in one spot do you? that kind funny if true ^^

[Baler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjRd9h8xBiE

[Qtip]

Why would you need a guide for 25 players.

Maybe you should ask them questions to someone who can give you the answers. As your pathetic ass must know, I dont run the server.

[Pokesan]

intent matters. it seems like if you're posting the rules just to be a troublemaker, you'll be treated as one.

[Lhancelot]

intent matters. it seems like if you're posting the rules just to be a troublemaker, you'll be treated as one.

In basketball, if you grab a rebound, swing your elbows around crazily hoping to hit someone but completely miss all, you are not called for a foul.

If you grab the rebound, swing your elbows like a crazy man obviously trying to hit someone and manage to land an elbow into someones jaw shattering it, it's going to be a flagrant foul and you are thrown out of the game, suspended, and fined etc. Punished, in otherwords.

If this is a truthful account of why Swish got banned, that he simply copy pasted server rules, regardless what his intent was he hit no one in the proverbial jaw as this action alone (posting rules) could actually benefit people even if his intent was to mock it.

My point is, I find it hard to believe he got banned for posting rules. I think there's something missing from the story that can only be found on the dark net.

We need some of our real sleuthers to dig up why Swish was really banned.

[Mead]

intent matters. it seems like if you're posting the rules just to be a troublemaker, you'll be treated as one.

Well said

And that's all he was doing, trying to cause trouble/being cute

I only sometimes feel sorry for him due to how ill he is, but then I read one of his posts and those feelings leave me

[skarlorn]

Directly mocking server staff and their decisions is a great way to get banned.

Pro tip: suspension is totally at discretion of mods and they don't even owe us an explanation. If you're annoying them or making problems repeatedly they will suspend you because we have no rights. We are all slaves to Kings Rogean and Nilbog and Duke Sirken and the Lordship represented by Llandris Braknar, Telin, et al.

Best thing to do is take your slap on the wrist and remember its a first world privilege to be addicted to posting on the project 1999 forums for free. Realize you have become a poop elf, make your apologies, and scale it back until your next mental/emotional collapse.

In other news, Swish is guide Llandris and this is another disinformation campaign to make us think Swish doesn't run the server.

[maskedmelonpai]

it a matter of liberty and whether you a idealist or trust the state to wield the barbed phallus of authority judiciously in defense of peace, prosperity an progress. left to hermself, man gonna booger things up. we need, all of us, to feel our skins split by the bite of authority sometime, lest we lose usself to be madness of us indiscretion. sometime it enough to witness it. swish spare us all a lash. he bled for us ;n;

[skarlorn]

it a matter of liberty and whether you a idealist or trust the state to wield the barbed phallus of authority judiciously in defense of peace, prosperity an progress. left to hermself, man gonna booger things up. we need, all of us, to feel our skins split by the bite of authority sometime, lest we lose usself to be madness of us indiscretion. sometime it enough to witness it. swish spare us all a lash. he bled for us ;n;

:cool:
Me be prasn it God bless and I renew my oath of Fealty to the Rulers of p99

[Lhancelot]

suspension is totally at discretion of mods and they don't even owe us an explanation. If you're annoying them or making problems repeatedly they will suspend you because we have no rights. We are all slaves to Kings Rogean and Nilbog and Duke Sirken and the Lordship represented by Llandris Braknar, Telin, et al.


Pretty much this.

I still highly doubt one of Swish's posts mocking rules got him banned.

But hey. I don't know, maybe he has bad history with them and their tolerance of his antics is not so high.

***Waiting for Swish to create a new forums account to give us the real deal on this.

[maskedmelonpai]

:cool:
Me be prasn it God bless and I renew my oath of Fealty to the Rulers of p99

amen

daps keystrokes

[Pokesan]

filbus please take lhance on an adventure hes coming rly lawyery help him before its too late

[Mead]

He already did and posted what got him banned. That account is already gone.

He got pretty defensive when I called him out on his other forum account but I didn't even report him lol. His post style and use of the smiley faces was a dead giveaway. I don't even know how to report people on this forum nor would I. It's funny what a hypocrite he is especially after berging out about jcr using an alt forum account.

[Mead]

Hope jcr is doing well these days

[Lhancelot]

He already did and posted what got him banned. That account is already gone.

haha. well, the addiction is strong.

[Papa]

He got pretty defensive when I called him out on his other forum account but I didn't even report him lol. His post style and use of the smiley faces was a dead giveaway. I don't even know how to report people on this forum nor would I. It's funny what a hypocrite he is especially after berging out about jcr using an alt forum account.

lol wasn't he all high and mighty "i never create other accounts on this forum im pathetically addicted to in order to circumvent a ban!!"

:o

[Papa]

what was the other account name?

[Baler]

proof or it's bullshit

[Zade]

I'd like to present exhibit A to the court - the identifiable use of smiley faces in a public forum.

need a HB ruling if this evidence is permissible.

[Zade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4

[Mead]

I'd like to present exhibit A to the court - the identifiable use of smiley faces in a public forum.

need a HB ruling if this evidence is permissible.

Evidence definitely permissible

Alt account obliterated

Thanks for playing

:o

[Mead]

Fart Man

He made an account called Fart Man.

[Zade]

Evidence definitely permissible

Alt account obliterated

Thanks for playing

:o

you are not the resident lawyer. need the heart jew.

[skarlorn]

Fart Man?

Prove it fuckers.

seriously please post some screenies for my amusement

[Pokesan]

smells like illegal cheese not swish

my sympathies to the real culprit

[Mead]

Fart Man?

Prove it fuckers.

seriously please post some screenies for my amusement

Not sure how many ways you can say they nuked his account before it's comprehended

You can do a search for names and fart man will show up but nothing populates for reasons I'm not going to state anymore

[skarlorn]

so would you say that Fart Man Swished into nonexistence

[Valakut]

Danny Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3lTMgaZZRg

[Troxx]

so would you say that Fart Man Swished into nonexistence

Rofl

[Jimjam]

Swish got caught two boxing his Llandris and Cylock toons.

[skarlorn]

Swish got caught two boxing his Llandris and Cylock toons.

What a fucktard

[Jimjam]

What a fucktard

It was the only way he could survive the '17 Hobbit uprisings!

[skarlorn]

Jimjam should really participate. This is a race war. Good Hobbits capable of murder and hate crimes are what I need right now.

[Jimjam]

Jimjam should really participate. This is a race war. Good Hobbits capable of murder and hate crimes are what I need right now.

That is the definition of a good hobbit. Might have to unshelf and finish grinding out 60 just for this.

[branamil]

Surely the population of red will plummet now..? Since they lost their biggest "try red" shills

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/BLkT6pc.gif
Our prayers go out to you Swish. Pras

[Mead]

Pour one out for originalman as well. Someone doing a fantastic job of cleaning up the trash around here. Keep it up.

[Lhancelot]

Pour one out for originalman as well.

This needs a separate thread for itself if true...

[Spyder73]

Danny Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3lTMgaZZRg

was legit expecting Chumbwumba Tubthumping

[Xaanka]

i've been banned for trolling sirken on discord there's really no protocol other than "if you don't sockpuppet and honor your ban you'll probably be allowed to post again at some point"

free swish

[dafier]

How does one get 'banned'.

Not promoting TKRAP?

Not sucking P99 off properly?

Not being part of the artist formerly known as BDA?

[FatMice]

http://i.imgur.com/BLkT6pc.gif
Our prayers go out to you Swish. Pras

Too bad he won't be able to see this gif because he can't log in. Get it? Cause he is banned? :D

[dafier]

Only the Swish/IP account. Not his multiple VPN/forum accounts. Come on now...

[heyokah]

http://i.imgur.com/Gi9cwgR.gif
bout time

[Baler]

Too bad he won't be able to see this gif because he can't log in.

http://i.imgur.com/L6Qf4Vq.gif
He's seen it, not missing anything.

[skarlorn]

i'm sure swish is just browsing the forums incognito

you can also clear your cache but a guy like swish wouldn't want to lose all the rare and precious Research he's accumulated i'm sure

[Tupakk]

Just to let everyone know that every time Swish gets banned the petition quest magically gets handled 10x faster.

Imagine that.

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/BD0NqDI.gif
imgur.com/BD0NqDI.gif

[skarlorn]

Just to let everyone know that every time Swish gets banned the petition quest magically gets handled 10x faster.

Imagine that.

what you're saying here is that swish files hundreds of petitions every day?

how would you know this... unless you could watch the petition queue (hello cyclock):rolleyes:

[Lhancelot]

Am I bugged or glitched? I can't seem to find the celebratory thread for Originalman.

Well, this is awful. It aint right celebrating Swish but not OM. :(

[maskedmelonpai]

I don't think you bugged, lhance :c unless i bugged too. maybe we both bugged?

[Pokesan]

I don't think you bugged, lhance :c unless i bugged too. maybe we both bugged?

this is quite close to why he got banned

don't chase it down :)

[skarlorn]

Chase it down, Lhance...
http://i.imgur.com/DNM7YK1.gif

[maskedmelonpai]

Chase it down, Lhance...
http://i.imgur.com/DNM7YK1.gif

lol

[AzzarTheGod]

im daywolf

then perform the resurrection u kno the demand is there

[Lhancelot]

Chase it down, Lhance...
http://i.imgur.com/DNM7YK1.gif

rofl. think this convinced me otherwise. :D

[AzzarTheGod]

nah im boxing like 7 accounts right now lol i gotta rotate em

loathe boxing i feel ur pain what a gr8 way to end up with RSI and on disability by 35

[Lhancelot]

mod was so embarrassed about his or her error in judgment that he mementio damnatioed it

this whistle clean this whistle juicy

You have been resurrected? Or, summoned? something freaky here going on. I am so confused. :o

[skarlorn]

original man back and high as fuck i can tell, welcome back babe glad I don't have to cypher through which of the recently sprung alt accts is you

[AzzarTheGod]

this whistle clean this whistle juicy

new song

[skarlorn]

no joke dude my dad is a retired lawyer living on a sail boat so he doesn't have a salary so it's not really that hard :o

[skarlorn]

We need original man here he's our Trans queen neo Islamic voluntary slavery main tank, the elderberry jam of p99 shit posting bread and butter

[Lhancelot]

donald trump learned to tweet by studying me

He didn't pay much attention his posts are dumb as shit.

[Baler]

i don't know this lhance guy's story but he got me figured out really fast :o

Don't give him props. He's been sucking the blood out of you guys for longer than you remember.

[Baler]

drop the details lets get this thread juicey
Start with his posts from the beginning.. you'll see that I'm in all truth not making this up.

A little vampire butterfly hatching from it's cocoon and shit. It's fluttering around the new world around it,. Then it starts to latch on and drain the energy from it's victims. This is all metaphorical of course. But it's true. :(

[skarlorn]

Lhance has just been suxking us off a little here. And there dude what's the problem. A perfectly natural way to gain influence and support in such an important and politically charged atmosphere as this

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/jLqS2wf.gif

[skarlorn]

http://i.imgur.com/fF7AB57.jpg

[Lhancelot]

drop the details lets get this thread juicey

Ever since I added to Baler's awesome list of names that violated the naming policy he has accused me of stealing his awesome posting materials for my own use.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=255329

That was when the grudge began.

I surmise that if you add onto any idea or thought someone else starts, he feels that you are stealing their material for notoriety they should get. I find this weird.

Hey, on a lighter note I think he probably is an alright guy, I just think he takes forumquesting way too seriously and gets bent out of shape easily. A real sensitive dude in other words.

[Lhancelot]

Lhance has just been suxking us off a little here.

Also, this isn't really accurate.

If I see something, read something, hear something someone creates and give them praise which is genuine and heartfelt I don't think it's "sucking someone off."

Also, life's way too short to carry grudges over insignificant shit.

[Computer Man]

Hey, on a lighter note I think he probably is an alright guy, I just think he takes forumquesting way too seriously and gets bent out of shape easily....

Lhancelot
Planar Protector

Join Date: Jul 2016
Posts: 1,562

Can it be argued you visit this forum more than once per day?

[AzzarTheGod]

much like baler, lhance straddles this line between woke and gay so tightly that i have a hard time making a decision

the disney princess in me chooses to believe this means he's a highly intelligent wizard troll

I've had my Super 8 trained on lhance for awhile now.

Really not comparable to Baler

but I know what you are saying. Baler was a good guy once but he has this oppositional defiant disorder thing going where he has to lash out at his friends. He is only comfortable in complete opposition to the sentiments of any living being. He is a complete MONSTER.

[AzzarTheGod]

lhance is a pal who may have studied at the Sadre Sadwinger school of wokeology at one point.

The registrar indicate he took a few classes in Wokenomics and 4th Wall Posting. He didn't graduate because skarlorn convinced him school wasn't worth it and played him a videotape of him burning his degree on his private youtube channel and then unadded him on Steam and never talked to him again. standard protocol.

Baler hasn't taken any classes. Rather, he is carrying X-Men genes, a glitch in DNA and a part of 8% inhuman viral DNA that makes up every person on this planet. except hes not at 8% he is at 36%. A spare chromosome that you can't see because its underneath his shirt in his posterior region.

He has encumbered himself with the weight of no less than 8 gods. I had high hopes for Baler, we all did. But its become clear he is angrier than ever.

[skarlorn]

The registrar indicate he took a few classes in Wokenomics and 4th Wall Posting. He didn't graduate because skarlorn convinced him school wasn't worth it and played him a videotape of him burning his degree on his private youtube channel and then unadded him on Steam and never talked to him again. standard protocol.


One if the nicest things anyone has ever said of me. I feel very understood at meta level. Gonna be hard to go to sleep after reading such wokeness

[Lhancelot]

lhance is a pal who may have studied at the Sadre Sadwinger school of wokeology at one point.

The registrar indicate he took a few classes in Wokenomics and 4th Wall Posting. He didn't graduate because skarlorn convinced him school wasn't worth it and played him a videotape of him burning his degree on his private youtube channel and then unadded him on Steam and never talked to him again. standard protocol.

Baler hasn't taken any classes. Rather, he is carrying X-Men genes, a glitch in DNA and a part of 8% inhuman viral DNA that makes up every person on this planet. except hes not at 8% he is at 36%. A spare chromosome that you can't see because its underneath his shirt in his posterior region.

He has encumbered himself with the weight of no less than 8 gods. I had high hopes for Baler, we all did. But its become clear he is angrier than ever.

Highly entertaining psychobabble. I get it. I can't do it like you, but here is my perspective on this topic.

I think there are many woke people here on the forums, but woke in different ways.

Being woke cannot be attributed by one person or any persons for that matter as that would indicate that one person understands all and holds the wisdom of all, this is impossible.

It's true many are more woke than me, but I take offense to one part of your analyzation of me and that is saying I stopped my schooling of being woke. I have progressively become more woke as I have grown older and this has not stopped.

Whether Skarlorn decides to cast me aside and no longer shine upon me, it is of little consequence for the fact he is not the only one who carries a spirit that strives to be woke. I'd be sad if he no longer played elf games with me here, but the number of sources that are in different degrees of woke are endless and so I never stop becoming more woke because one entity removes its presence from mine.

As I said I feel there are many who are woke by different degrees and I personally understand one can never reach being 100% woke in their lifetime. We can only strive to reach as high as possible for the impossible which is being 100% woke.

Baler is not woke, not one bit because he has closed his brain stem off from all outside knowledges that could benefit him and his spirit. He chooses to think he knows all, and so he knows nothing. It reminds me of some religions that teach their believers they know all truth as if it's one dimensional when in reality truth has endless dimensions making it simply impossible for any one human to know all truth.

Ironically all the people Baler listed on his no-forum posting list are people I enjoy reading from the most, people I would consider more woke than others. All the people that think outside the box and have definitive personalities of their own are on that list, so placing me on that list doesn't upset me.

That list makes me think he is trying to define who he is by pointing out to the crowd who he is not like, when in actuality perhaps he is very much like some of those on that very list of people he created. Perhaps he is afraid of his true own self so hides it in a shroud of disdain and hate?

I sense internal dislike and misunderstanding on his part, maybe I am wrong. I just hope one day he finds happiness within himself, until then he will never find happiness on the outside.

[Rygar]

Lhance you seem to be trying real hard to be cool and liked, just be my man, just be...

[heyokah]

Lhance is seeking to usurp the throne of cunty posting from swish. He is well on his way.

[Cecily]

Woke woke woke. Ever get the feeling you guys overuse these fake words too much?

[Cecily]

I only ask because I'm not sure you're aware you're doing it.

[Cecily]

im on est can we be friends yet

If you're serious I'd love to chat.. Especially about some of the shit you've said over the years lol.

[Rygar]

Woke woke woke. Ever get the feeling you guys overuse these fake words too much?

Woke. Dunked. Drugs. Pras.

This is the path to forum posting glory.

[Papa]

Woke woke woke. Ever get the feeling you guys overuse these fake words too much?

look at this unwoke old person who just cant stand the evolution of language

[Cecily]

That's a way to put it. The same way cancer is just an evolution of cells.

[Lhancelot]

Woke woke woke. Ever get the feeling you guys overuse these fake words too much?

I typically don't use the word "woke" tbh. But for lack of a better word and to keep it in relation to the topic others wrote on I just used it for one post.

Lhance you seem to be trying real hard to be cool and liked, just be my man, just be...

If I was trying to impress nerds like you, I would post cute gifs that other people made and call them my own, and brag about how great I am at playing EQ flaunting my gigantic pixels in your face. that seems to impress most people here on the forums.

I just like to write my thoughts out sometimes and interact with people, if that seems to have some hidden agenda on my part to you, that's fine. I really don't care.

[Rygar]

A perfect reply, you defended yourself well and deflected or defended all criticism. Amazing how I misjudged you. I think you woke me and dunked on me. Lhancelot for mayor.

[Lhancelot]

A perfect reply, you defended yourself well and deflected or defended all criticism. Amazing how I misjudged you. I think you woke me and dunked on me. Lhancelot for mayor.

I am going to relax now I just got done playing 2 hours of basketball in 90 degree heat, so I need to cool off after taking a cold shower. I made many three pointers too.

***Hoping I impressed you with my athletic prowess. If not, I will try harder later.

[Cecily]

There's Jeremy's sports thread in off topic you should reply to. Although I haven't decided if playing sports is innuendo or not.

[kotton05]

I am going to relax now I just got done playing 2 hours of basketball in 90 degree heat, so I need to cool off after taking a cold shower. I made many three pointers too.

***Hoping I impressed you with my athletic prowess. If not, I will try harder later.

Good game *slaps lhance on the butt* now hit the showers.

[Mead]

Jeremy, Redwjamz, and Hasbinbad all playin' pickleball together

I thoroughly enjoyed the use of woke. Made me smile hard the first time you used it Lhance

[skarlorn]

Great game Lhance make sure to rub some bengay on ur but I don't want ur cheeks sore tonight

[Lhancelot]

Great game Lhance make sure to rub some bengay on ur but I don't want ur cheeks sore tonight

ty. you are showing your age, we use icy hot nowadays... bengay smells awful. :(

[Lhancelot]

There's Jeremy's sports thread in off topic you should reply to. Although I haven't decided if playing sports is innuendo or not.

oh ok, I haven't done a lot of forumquesting in the off-topics area ty.

As for innuendo, that's MM's realm of expertise I wish I could weave innuendo so skillfully.

[skarlorn]

I am 25


Ben gay is a meme from 4chan about 8 years ago


Its only use is tricking newfagz into using it as lube

Get woked

[Baler]

^ lol

[Phenyo]

not readin all this shit can someone give me a synopsis of the last 19 pages please

[Tupakk]

not readin all this shit can someone give me a synopsis of the last 19 pages please

Swish is banned.

[Whirled]

This video sums it up. You're welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s0BSYa7R2E

[Lhancelot]

Its only use is tricking newfagz into using it as lube

Get woked

That's just wrong. :(

[Cecily]

you probably use the word "cool" and still have the audacity to hate on "woke". no sense of cosmic timeline perspective

You probably do too. What can say? I prefer my African-American vernacular cultural appropriation from the 1930s, not 2014.

[dafier]

It's been so long. Who is this 'Swish' mentioned?

[Lhancelot]

cool is fine it's just been supplanted w woke. like cool don't even need to exist anymore as a term tbh.

I can't see the word cool ever getting supplanted. It's like bell-bottom jeans, people made fun of them in the 80s when parachute pants and beastie boy baggy pants were the craze, and then bell-bottoms came back. Then, the most retarded fashion pants replaced those that being skinny jeans. Thank goodness this fad is already exiting fashion, I swear I hate skinny jeans more than anything. Point is, bell-bottoms are still vogue.

[skarlorn]

Either you love being on the forefront of linguslistic development or you're not woke

[Cecily]

I'm cool with that.

[AzzarTheGod]

I can't see the word cool ever getting supplanted. It's like bell-bottom jeans, people made fun of them in the 80s when parachute pants and beastie boy baggy pants were the craze, and then bell-bottoms came back. Then, the most retarded fashion pants replaced those that being skinny jeans. Thank goodness this fad is already exiting fashion, I swear I hate skinny jeans more than anything. Point is, bell-bottoms are still vogue.

ya if i could pick a decade to live on replay it would b the 80's i wasn't born for most of it but thats ok. it looked like a gr8 time to do a lot of drugs n blow a trust fund. 70's not bad either but need the cocaine wave of the early 80's imo.

[Cecily]

Think I'd go with 60s, 70s, and fast forward to 90s for my first 30 years.

[AzzarTheGod]

One if the nicest things anyone has ever said of me. I feel very understood at meta level. Gonna be hard to go to sleep after reading such wokeness

*rubs knuckles on shirt and prepares a sick brag* oh I just analyzed your voice inflections in plat city to glean this information

you can actually tell a lot about a person's DNA by their voice. The sounds and the inflections and tone. Even if they are just putting on a voice, there are things you can't hide in the sounds you make. universal truths. i saw ur soul man and so did anyone else like me.

not the wokest on here but i know a little bit, n I also have a little gift

[AzzarTheGod]

Think I'd go with 60s, 70s, and fast forward to 90s for my first 30 years.

wow strong square.

60's? WHATS WRONG WITH U. ok 90's are cool but we're talking REPLAY BUTTON TRUST FUND BLOWOUT SUPER FASHION PARTY HERE. what are u going to blow a trust fund on in the 60's??????? those clothes absolutely SUCK



http://i.imgur.com/VdpypTq.jpg

fuck ur rose colored 60's glasses u smelly livestock hippy

[Cecily]

wow strong square.

60's? WHATS WRONG WITH U. ok 90's are cool but we're talking REPLAY BUTTON TRUST FUND BLOWOUT SUPER FASHION PARTY HERE. what are u going to blow a trust fund on in the 60's??????? those clothes absolutely SUCK



http://i.imgur.com/VdpypTq.jpg

fuck ur rose colored 60's glasses u smelly livestock hippy

http://i.imgur.com/tIpr85o.png

Nothing good came out of the 80s, ok? Especially fashion.
I'm more on this page. I love hippy style and the music was just so damn good. Must have been an amazing time to be alive.

http://i.imgur.com/YNV4zwA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/h6Rnizf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Bq6Gp5K.jpg

[Whirled]

80s better because more people had jerbs and weren't filthy hippies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGErt4CfLD0
Now get off my grass with your rocks music

[AzzarTheGod]

60s had acid sorry better then 80s

it didnt have a lush consumerist environment. no fun just sitting around with t-shirts and shorts on tripping balls. and u wanna live that on REPLAY and let ur trust fund accrue interest?


wow strong boring

[Cecily]

Yeah I'll take pre-war on drugs America and drugs, free love and no aids, great music and the best counter-culture movement our country ever had over a trust fund cocaine binge listening to Van Halen.

You didn't need to be rich to have fun.

[AzzarTheGod]

the dynamic duo of bore is here everyone run

[AzzarTheGod]

great music and the best counter-culture movement our country ever had

ok sustained

[skarlorn]

either you prefer to have hope and then watch it get headshot

or you prefer to accept defeat and get coked to the 9s and not be able to get an erection even though she wants the D

[skarlorn]

ur the one still talking about him

notice the rest of us are just eating the flowers that sprout from the grave.

[AzzarTheGod]

spotted the str8cuck. get woke

yawning @ ur t-shirt

[AzzarTheGod]

either you prefer to have hope and then watch it get headshot

or you prefer to accept defeat and get coked to the 9s and not be able to get an erection even though she wants the D

truest shit skarlorns ever wrote.

what happened to ur gr8 60's movement guess it was too BORING to survive

[AzzarTheGod]

only a str8cuck fiatquester could prefer the best drugs

fixed. t-shirt still boring

[AzzarTheGod]

woke

black ppl budget amounts to PCP formaldehyde sprayed weed n crack rock

checked.

[AzzarTheGod]

t-shirt still boring

[Cecily]

The 80s in 50 seconds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k)

[AzzarTheGod]

The 80s in 50 seconds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k)

smilin hard. t-shirt still boring tho

[AzzarTheGod]

those little miscreants grew up and then spread the t-shirt plague on the masses

gj actually being a pleb and looking like a communist thru everyone else who is wearing the same exact t-shirt as you. who said u had to have money to have fashion sense? t-shirt bohemianism is a step backwards in self expression i dont care about acid, every decade had acid and acid culture after Timbo Leary woke everyone on it.

anti-corporate anti-fiat is cool, but try replacing it with your own fashion sense instead of imagining it in ur own head like some bubbleboy.

the 80's were about having the balls to put those acid thoughts to cloth. albeit fiat-involved, u can still shoplift n run credit scams

*flicks toothpick at t-shirt club*

[AzzarTheGod]

there was sick fashion outside of burlap sacks then but i think 80s had it better (more trump and coke fiat swirlin)

80's payback for the 2 prior decades of medicore Lenin-Stalin crucifixion of society. outside of the burlap u had earthtones galore. i loathe earth tones im a monochrome.

banana republic can suck a dick for trying to bring earthtones back in the early 2000's

[Pokesan]

baler was right

[skarlorn]

move this to resolved

[AzzarTheGod]

hey i wear banana republic

sick share bro

[wwoneo]

Wipe Swish clean in 2017. That boy is filthy.

[Zade]

Anyone want some of this? giving it away at no cost.

completely complimentary.

chargeless.

gratis.

gratuitous.



http://i.imgur.com/T6sfVOT.jpg

[indiscriminate_hater]

quit trying so hard

[Zade]

if that is your standard for trying hard, you guys must not get a lot out of life.

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/gulgmBK.gif

[Zade]

thats a nice free gif you got there Baler

[ZiggyTheMuss]

the ban should reset his precious post count

This is what I don't understand about this place. Prior to these forums my experience has always been that a ban is a BAN not a suspension. Deleting his post count would be the worst thing imaginable to Swish in this world. For this reason I say make it so!

[ZiggyTheMuss]

http://i.imgur.com/gulgmBK.gif

Your avatar is reacting to the gif in your post, this is art.

[Jimjam]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/image.php?u=114303http://i.imgur.com/gulgmBK.gif

I hope this works... your avatar syncs nicely with the gif!

[Jimjam]

Oh, I forgot why I came here, did anyone conclude why Swish ate another ban?

I remember he posted an image of a character with a name which is UK slang (but not particularly offensive) for lady parts.

Hope I don't Eat a B for saying lady parts!

[Mead]

Oh, I forgot why I came here, did anyone conclude why Swish ate another ban?

I remember he posted an image of a character with a name which is UK slang (but not particularly offensive) for lady parts.

Hope I don't Eat a B for saying lady parts!

Mocking staff by compiling all of the raid rules and posting them in a thread. Got banned. Got on his alt account fart man and posted a screenshot of his post. Got banned again. The cycle will repeat itself once he's back from his 30 days.

[Mead]

Looks like Maner just dinged as well. Gets to join his buddy

[AzzarTheGod]

Mocking staff by compiling all of the raid rules and posting them in a thread. Got banned. Got on his alt account fart man and posted a screenshot of his post. Got banned again. The cycle will repeat itself once he's back from his 30 days.

Did he learn nothing from Kagatob? Sheesh

[Mead]

Real talk tho the grocer gene is strong within these select few individuals. There is no learning

[Jimjam]

I don't really get to do much raiding, and am often confused by the rush and lull dance mandated by the rules.

In all seriousness, is it possible for someone to provide a compilation of what currently stands?

[Baler]

Mead you sound so mad. Why you so mad bud?

[Mead]

Mead you sound so mad. Why you so mad bud?

I'm way too aroused to be mad

Sleeper Reset

You on the other hand

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/HjYF4Bx.gif

[urbanbo]

Isn't Swish supposed to be one of the Golden Untouchable, invites the staff over for annual Swish night out with the GM's BBQ kind of people?

Swish's reaction once friends broke the news.

[Ravager]

You know it's giving him the shakes not being able to post 3-4 times per page in this thread.

[skarlorn]

You know it's giving him the shakes not being able to post 3-4 times per page in this thread.

Prove to me that YOU aren't swish all along

[skarlorn]

Swishager has been playing the long con on us!

[Uberom]

Directly mocking server staff and their decisions is a great way to get banned.

Pro tip: suspension is totally at discretion of mods and they don't even owe us an explanation. If you're annoying them or making problems repeatedly they will suspend you because we have no rights. We are all slaves to Kings Rogean and Nilbog and Duke Sirken and the Lordship represented by Llandris Braknar, Telin, et al.

Best thing to do is take your slap on the wrist and remember its a first world privilege to be addicted to posting on the project 1999 forums for free. Realize you have become a poop elf, make your apologies, and scale it back until your next mental/emotional collapse.

In other news, Swish is guide Llandris and this is another disinformation campaign to make us think Swish doesn't run the server.

*Puts tinfoil hat on*

I actually believe this.

[Ravager]

Prove to me that YOU aren't swish all along

P(A|B)=P(B|A)P(A)/P(B)

I don't wanna do the math. Anything's possible, however it's unlikely. :o

But that's the equation to prove a negative.

[AzzarTheGod]

Swish thought he was bulletproof till he got hit the 5th time



BARS

[skarlorn]

Excellent retort Ravager

[Zade]

P(A|B)=P(B|A)P(A)/P(B)



lyrics to pineapple pen song?

[Zade]

Sad times, maybe he will get a boyfriend one day.

would apply for this position. imagine the gifs he would make for his boyfriend... man, lucky guy.

[AzzarTheGod]

Swish is not a star, somebody lied

Never feed 'em after dark, it come alive

Swish out the car,

I'm not a star, somebody lied

Swish is not a star,

If hes banned today remember him like John Lennon,

Bury him in all brown linen

[Lhancelot]

Swish is not a star, somebody lied

Never feed 'em after dark, it come alive

Swish out the car,

I'm not a star, somebody lied

Swish is not a star,

If hes banned today remember him like John Lennon,

Bury him in all brown linen

Isn't this a song by Imagine Dragons?

[AzzarTheGod]

Isn't this a song by Imagine Dragons?

Swish is not a star

[Mead]

Isn't this a song by Imagine Dragons?

ricky rose

[radda]

Swish is not a star, somebody lied

Never feed 'em after dark, it come alive

Swish out the car,

I'm not a star, somebody lied

Swish is not a star,

If hes banned today remember him like John Lennon,

Bury him in all brown linen

stolen lyrics, and changes a few words.
poser

[AzzarTheGod]

stolen lyrics, and changes a few words.
poser

U LITTLE INGRATE. I WROTE THAT

*stands up abruptly knocking a table full of homemade daggers to the floor*

[dafier]

Swish back yet?

[kotton05]

Swish back yet?

You think he was ever gone?

[Zade]

We all know you're a cock sucking wizard spell.

dont get the wizard spell part?

[derpcake]

fay gate*

you must be new

*(for educational purposes only)

[Zade]

fay gate*

you must be new

*(for educational purposes only)


people need to go outside more

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/48qWvSL.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/48qWvSL.gif
http://i.imgur.com/48qWvSL.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/48qWvSL.gif

[Pokesan]

baler is swish's power bottom

[Baler]

baler is swish's power bottom
https://youtu.be/Uc9_mxvP1K0?t=57s

I'm not gay for the record.

[dafier]

people need to go outside more

http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gifv

[dafier]

http://imgur.com/sjdzrSM

http://imgur.com/sjdzrSM

If this doesn't work then they made changes on this forum to not allow Imgur anymore.

[Baler]

http://imgur.com/sjdzrSM

http://imgur.com/sjdzrSM

If this doesn't work then they made changes on this forum to not allow Imgur anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/CtNTong.gif
http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif

You forgot the .gif on the end

[Pokesan]

link the image, not the album

[derpcake]

people need to go outside more

I'm not sure society would benefit from these people going outside more.

[dafier]

http://i.imgur.com/CtNTong.gif
http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif

You forgot the .gif on the end

http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gifv

This was done by following you, exactly.

Did I post something wrong, prior? Why am I being picked on?

[dafier]

http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif

Paste is a tranny. It's putting a v on the end.

[dafier]

http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif


http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif


http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif



http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif



http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif


http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif


http://i.imgur.com/sjdzrSM.gif

fuck this thread

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/IAsAlni.gif

[Mead]

feel free to join him

you won't be missed either

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/mndo1uv.gif

[Lhancelot]

feel free to join him

you won't be missed either

Mead don't be so mean, Baler is just a sensitive boy. You got to be gentle.

[skarlorn]

i miss maner

fuck you mead

[Lhancelot]

i miss maner

fuck you mead

I am sad Maner got smashed too. but his opinion was getting too strong he needed to be crushed I guess.

He will be back, a rejuvenated, happier Maner.

[AzzarTheGod]

Mead don't be so mean, Baler is just a sensitive boy. You got to be gentle.

Yeah have some heart. He did not consent to vaccinations.

[Mead]

Yeah have some heart. He did not consent to vaccinations.

http://i.imgur.com/qdqiX.gif

[entruil]

Yeah have some heart. He did not consent to vaccinations.

There is a difference between not getting something because you don't want it and millions of people forcing you to be strapped to a chair and injected with some unknown material that cannot be adequately proven or trusted as to it's contents, purpose, or unintended consequences.

The thing is, they lie and by the time you find out about it, you are already in the middle of an invasion while your cousin is declaring himself king in your stead and preparing for your return.

Sooner or later you end up in a forest stealing taxes back and fighting for the people who inevitably thank you and commence to strapping you into another chair and forcefully injecting you with another substance that seems to alleviate the Intended Consequences.

They let you outside sometimes to.

Has nothing to do with thread...

Peace.

[Ravager]

There is a difference between not getting something because you don't want it and millions of people forcing you to be strapped to a chair and injected with some unknown material that cannot be adequately proven or trusted as to it's contents, purpose, or unintended consequences.

The thing is, they lie and by the time you find out about it, you are already in the middle of an invasion while your cousin is declaring himself king in your stead and preparing for your return.

Sooner or later you end up in a forest stealing taxes back and fighting for the people who inevitably thank you and commence to strapping you into another chair and forcefully injecting you with another substance that seems to alleviate the Intended Consequences.

They let you outside sometimes to.

Has nothing to do with thread...

Peace.

What's the difference? Please elaborate.

[dafier]

http://i.imgur.com/GMNYSam.gif