Keeping the Haters out. Epic mealtime

[Neach]

I hate haters especially vegans.

I like my food manly like this.

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Thumbs UP if you like meat and hate vegans!

[Lostprophets]

We about to get drunk off of pancakes!

[xshayla701]

15,709 calories and 1005g of fat. I'm def not a health freak but EW

[maegi]

Meat! Yes! I like some veggies, but definitely a carnivore. Don't drink for breakfast, but have had one to cure a hangover, that's been quite a while ago. You left out munchies!! Smoke a little maryjane, but whatever you do, don't go to the grocery store high.

[Benebric]

Awesomesauce

[Harrison]

I fucking hate Vegans.

People are starving around the world and they decide, "I'm not going to eat X, because I have the luxury of a choice! lol I'm so trendy and forward thinking."

[Neach]

Harrison you made me chuckle.

[Lazortag]

I fucking hate Vegans.

People are starving around the world and they decide, "I'm not going to eat X, because I have the luxury of a choice! lol I'm so trendy and forward thinking."

So if someone were to limit what they eat in some other way (say, by not eating cheese whiz or something, because it's disgusting), would you condemn them for having the luxury of a choice while people in the developing world are forced to eat cheese whiz?

[Neach]

^^^^^

building a fortress to keep all the hatred out!

[Orxudan]

I agree that a lot of vegans are really annoying, seem really pretentious about their diets, but I also think vegan haters are equally annoying with their willful ignorance... i mean yea, you're real manly for going to the grocery store and gorging yourself on meat, you badass.

People have evolved to eat meat. You'll actually become vitamin deficient if you don't eat any animal products and don't supplement your diet. Also, meat tastes really good and it can be pretty miserable to deprive yourself of it. Still, factory farming an animal for its meat, eggs, or milk causes a lot of suffering... a pretty fucked up amount. A cow, chicken, pig, whatever, is not smart like a human but it's pretty impossible to deny that it can't feel pain exactly the same way a human can. So what is the difference between slaughtering a pig and eating it and slaughtering a 3 year old orphan and eating it, besides the legality of it? They'd both suffer about the same amount.

But of course, this kind of thing happens on a huge scale every second of every day. Lions are eating buffalos alive, sharks are eating seals, bears are eating people, etc. Still, if someone is willing to deprive themselves of animal products to reduce the total amount of suffering that exists, I think that's a good thing to do. If that person then goes on to feel that he's better than everyone else, well, that's what humans like to do, just accept it with equanimity. It's no different than you thinking you're better than all the vegans because they're all pussies. The only difference is, you're pretentious and you're also going to hell. fucking murderer.

[Seaweedpimp]

So what is the difference between slaughtering a pig and eating it and slaughtering a 3 year old orphan and eating it, besides the legality of it?


Somethin along the lines of tasting great.

[Orxudan]

Somethin along the lines of tasting great.

actually, orphans are delicious.

[Ongbak]

I was honestly overwhelming by the video LOL, I'm very calories conscious and the calories meter just cracked me up hah.

Good one.

[quido]

Jesus told me to eat meat.

[Bodeanicus]

If we weren't meant to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them of meat. Amen.

[Harrison]

If we weren't supposed to eat animals we wouldn't be able to digest them and benefit from them nutritionally.

[Bruno]

I agree that a lot of vegans are really annoying, seem really pretentious about their diets, but I also think vegan haters are equally annoying with their willful ignorance... i mean yea, you're real manly for going to the grocery store and gorging yourself on meat, you badass.

People have evolved to eat meat. You'll actually become vitamin deficient if you don't eat any animal products and don't supplement your diet. Also, meat tastes really good and it can be pretty miserable to deprive yourself of it. Still, factory farming an animal for its meat, eggs, or milk causes a lot of suffering... a pretty fucked up amount. A cow, chicken, pig, whatever, is not smart like a human but it's pretty impossible to deny that it can't feel pain exactly the same way a human can. So what is the difference between slaughtering a pig and eating it and slaughtering a 3 year old orphan and eating it, besides the legality of it? They'd both suffer about the same amount.

But of course, this kind of thing happens on a huge scale every second of every day. Lions are eating buffalos alive, sharks are eating seals, bears are eating people, etc. Still, if someone is willing to deprive themselves of animal products to reduce the total amount of suffering that exists, I think that's a good thing to do. If that person then goes on to feel that he's better than everyone else, well, that's what humans like to do, just accept it with equanimity. It's no different than you thinking you're better than all the vegans because they're all pussies. The only difference is, you're pretentious and you're also going to hell. fucking murderer.

Pretty solid post besides the whole hell part. That land was made up.

[Neach]

Orphans yumm. Only a matter of time before we start harvesting them.
As for the calories that meal they made wasn't bad. If you watch some of the others they easily double that. I think the highest I have seen them cook was 129,000 calories.

Too much of anything is a bad thing, but vegans are always pale and skinny and get sick very easy and shit talk people who eat meet. These are truely epic meals. I personaly wouldn't mind trying the fast food sushi they make in one video, but I also would mind a epic salad.

Don't hate. Just mind your own damn buisness is all.

[soup]

So if someone were to limit what they eat in some other way (say, by not eating cheese whiz or something, because it's disgusting), would you condemn them for having the luxury of a choice while people in the developing world are forced to eat cheese whiz?

Well, to be fair, there's a difference between not eating something because it's disgusting and not eating it because of some pretentious feel good bullshit.

The nutritional value of meat vs. cheese whiz is also worth mentioning.

[Orxudan]

Pretty solid post besides the whole hell part. That land was made up.

thanks man. I know hell is made up, but for some reason i still enjoy telling people they're going there.

[bizzum]

Jesus told me to eat meat.

He also told you to drink his own blood, cleverly disguised as wine!:)

[Japan]

If we weren't supposed to eat animals we wouldn't be able to digest them and benefit from them nutritionally.

This is not a valid argument (unless you're supposing the existence of a deity, lol)

"Supposed" doesn't exist in evolutionary terms. There's little doubt eating meat offered us an evolutionary advantage in our biological history, since we evolved pretty complex mechanisms to metabolize it. A vegan would argue that our ability to eat meat is an evolutionary vestige, since it is not necessary any longer to survive on meat in order to pass your genes on.

Evolution doesn't impose any morality upon us. Using evolution to support your moral argument is complete nonsense.

[xshayla701]

vegans are always pale and skinny

I'm vegetarian (not vegan), but I'm black and 300lbs. SAY WHAT

[Harrison]

This is not a valid argument (unless you're supposing the existence of a deity, lol)

"Supposed" doesn't exist in evolutionary terms. There's little doubt eating meat offered us an evolutionary advantage in our biological history, since we evolved pretty complex mechanisms to metabolize it. A vegan would argue that our ability to eat meat is an evolutionary vestige, since it is not necessary any longer to survive on meat in order to pass your genes on.

Evolution doesn't impose any morality upon us. Using evolution to support your moral argument is complete nonsense.

I didn't bring up a moral argument. I responded to one.

[Stibe]

I'm vegetarian (not vegan), but I'm black and 300lbs. SAY WHAT

Fatatarian? You're doing it wrong.

[Lazortag]

So, I'm pretty sure the Epic Meal Time people are from the same city as me. One of the recurring girls in their videos actually went to the same high school as my girlfriend. Small world!

[DOPE]

I agree that a lot of vegans are really annoying, seem really pretentious about their diets, but I also think vegan haters are equally annoying with their willful ignorance... i mean yea, you're real manly for going to the grocery store and gorging yourself on meat, you badass.

This. I'm vegan and try my best not to be preachy.. Although it's hard sometimes. The way I think about it, all "food animals" are no different from your pets.. You wouldn't submit your family dog to the same shit animals on factory farms have to endure, would you?

Anyone interested, watch Earthlings.. A documentary on the food industry (Similar to Food Inc, but better IMO) http://www.watchearthlings.com

Oh and Epic Meal Time? The 1st one was funny.. Now they annoy the crap outta me. Main dude is such a fucking tool lmao.

[Lazortag]

So, I'm pretty sure the Epic Meal Time people are from the same city as me. One of the recurring girls in their videos actually went to the same high school as my girlfriend. Small world!

Using my internet detective skills (which mainly involved aggressive facebook searching), I found out the host of the show goes to the same university as me. Holy shit.

[Neach]

I did enjoy the valentine special.

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give a girl heart food. very sexy.

[dredge]

http://blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Bacon-AT-AT-3.jpg
bacon AT AT

but seriously as a Chef I can tell ya those guys are cooking up some crap.
For one, hearts are tuff as nails, secondly pouring Jack D on pancakes or whatever is just retarded, thirdly battering and frying everything is just gross and amateur at best.

I'm all for some manly meals, how bout some Wild Boar or Venison steaks?
Seriously I much rather have a French Omelet with a side of bacon and some fresh fruit then that slop

[Ruinous]

Hi, I'm trying to validate my ability as a chef by defaming a video that was an attempt at being funny, not a fucking documentary on how to cook a real meal.

Good show, old boy.

[Fourthmeal]

haters gonna hate

[Tang764]

"Im making a breakfast fortress, to keep all the haters out!" Absolutely hilarious imo....

[Neach]

dredge needs a wake up call. These videos are purely entertainment and funny.
However I would eat some things they make.
Anyways these videos are no different then a skateboarder taking a nose dive. I enjoy watching people harm themselves with food instead of a skateboard is all:-)

[JayDee]

Some of that food looks fucking delicious

[PabloEdvardo]

but seriously as a Chef I can tell ya those guys are cooking up some crap.

but seriously, as a Chef (also) I can tell ya these guys are hilarious, use a good blend of humor/cinematography, and are utilizing various valid cooking methods to create some ultimate epic meals.

[teganyavo]

i love the "double kill" one, especially how it starts. "We got drunk again! >=| "

[Neach]

for sure. These guys are for pure enjoyment not to be taken toooo serious. . . I would love to see them on a cooking channel always cooking bachelor pad meals and shit.

[Myrkskog]

Because we're fucked up, we garnished it with Baconators.

[Lostprophets]

EPIC MEALTIME ... It's Serious Business!

Haters gonna hate on pure epicness, that's why there's a fortress to keep them out!

[maegi]

Hell. Hell is for children. Pat Benatar