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Beastagoog
05-22-2017, 06:32 AM
I SPENT THE BEST PARTS OF MY LATE 20's and EARLY 30's FARMING FUNGIs ON BLUE99. (4 years in total)

I NECKBEARDED SO HARD THAT OTHER NECKBEARDS RESPECT/ED ME.

I POSTED A PICTURE OF MYSELF TRYING TO FLEX IN THE ATTIC OF EITHER MY MOMS OR GRANDMA'S HOUSE WITH GREASY HAIR AND IRON MAIDEN TYPE BAND POSTERS ON THE WALLS. I HAVE MANBOOBS, LIKE THE HORMONE IMBALANCE MANBOOBS MALES GET. EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME ABOUT THAT PICTURE AND I'VE SPENT THE PAST 4 YEARS TRYING TO RECOVER FROM IT.

I THEN PROCEEDED TO RECORD A SERIES OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME TALKING TO GOATS TO IMPRESS MY ONLINE BUDDIES.

WHILE GETTING HAMMERED ON THE FORUMS I POSTED A PICTURE OF A WINDOW OF WHERE I WORK IN SOME SHITTY DOWNTOWN BORDER TOWNSHIP IN KENTUCKY TO TRY AND PROVE HOW SUCCESSFUL I AM AS A 35 YEARS OLD ENTERING MEANINGFUL EMPLOYMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

I HAVE AUTISM, ALL THOUGH IT IS MILD AUTISM SO I CAN FUNCTION WELL ENOUGH IN SOCIAL SETTINGS BUT I HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PROVE I AM NORMAL.

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS WHO THIS IS WINS A PRIZE


GO!

Mortec
05-22-2017, 07:03 AM
Beastagoog!

kotton05
05-22-2017, 07:06 AM
Goats gave it away for me

I know

Fortiss
05-22-2017, 07:24 AM
Who is Derubael!


ahhh nothing about pixel theft for drug $$$ silly me!

maskedmelonpai
05-22-2017, 08:19 AM
goats have weird eyes. they creep me out :c

Bruno
05-22-2017, 08:28 AM
Clearly you meant red because nobody on blue would qualify

Strifer
05-22-2017, 08:46 AM
The goats make me think Jeremy but I haven't seen the other stuff.

kotton05
05-22-2017, 09:05 AM
The goats make me think Jeremy but I haven't seen the other stuff.

Yup, his goat video was the only goat video I ever clicked like on

Baler
05-22-2017, 02:27 PM
pokesan no no skarlorn no no lhancelot

let me know if I won. lol

welly321
05-22-2017, 02:35 PM
Whoever it is, He sounds like a pathetic individual.

Strifer
05-22-2017, 03:21 PM
Btw is the prize the AoN or the CoF?

indiscriminate_hater
05-22-2017, 03:28 PM
lron

derpcake
05-22-2017, 03:29 PM
this thread could have beat the raffle one

pity op gave it away

skarlorn
05-22-2017, 03:31 PM
Baler is a mean old man without any joy in his life. Sorry to see you like this. Die soon.

originalman
05-22-2017, 04:27 PM
Baler is a mean old man without any joy in his life. Sorry to see you like this. Die soon.

keep it hate-free remember krishna

Baler
05-22-2017, 04:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LyozwT4.gif

Swish
05-22-2017, 10:54 PM
Ironlion?

Lhancelot
05-23-2017, 12:20 AM
pokesan no no skarlorn no no lhancelot

let me know if I won. lol

You are one of those guys that likes to create a grudge against others for slights that only you see and feel.

Just remember, grudges are heavy. As you stockpile grudges, eventually the weight of them will crush you, it's inevitable.

I hope you find a way to release such negative energy, and find happiness within yourself.

No one deserves being bitter and hateful all of their life, not even you Baler.

Once you learn to accept yourself, you will find it easier to accept others and realize we all aren't so different from one another after all.

When that day comes, I will be here waiting for you with open arms and a willingness to forgive you for all of your nastiness and hate.

Love conquers all, and you might not believe it now, but someday you will not only believe it you will know it as true.

That or you will simply perish as a loveless soul with a decayed and dead heart that never loved and was never loved due to your own stubbornness to hold onto hate as the driving force in your life.

Choose love, Baler. Not hate.

Swish
05-23-2017, 01:01 AM
You are one of those guys that likes to create a grudge against others for slights that only you see and feel....

...I hope you find a way to release such negative energy



The RNF'er in you is awoken, your crusade about the auction trackers seems like long ago now doesnt it? ;)

Pokesan
05-23-2017, 01:10 AM
balers beef with me is very justified i really like being mean to him

Lhancelot
05-23-2017, 01:28 AM
The RNF'er in you is awoken, your crusade about the auction trackers seems like long ago now doesnt it? ;)

Swish, you know my likes and dislikes on P99 encompass more than just tunnelquest experiences and whatever auction tracker site is running at the time. :p

Although I have to admit even to this day some of my oddest ingame experiences are via EC tunnel interactions with players.

Detoxx
05-23-2017, 01:47 AM
Mr. Irons

Muggens
05-23-2017, 05:53 AM
Although I have to admit even to this day some of my oddest ingame experiences are via EC tunnel interactions with players.

They banned/suspended most of the fun ones right? Not much action in tunnel nowadays...? Where did Wohse go?

Lhancelot
05-23-2017, 11:51 AM
They banned/suspended most of the fun ones right? Not much action in tunnel nowadays...? Where did Wohse go?

Wohse is still in EC all you got to do is read the /ooc, although the name is different he's on a new toon. He still writes the same retarded stuff it's hard to miss him. :D

Pheer
05-23-2017, 03:55 PM
can i phone a friend

Swish
05-24-2017, 04:15 AM
Mr. Irons

I think a winner is you

xtraball
05-24-2017, 09:41 AM
Who cares ?

knix
05-28-2017, 09:15 PM
Hi Jeremy long time no see.