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William Wallace
02-10-2011, 03:21 PM
Uthgaard: The king desires peace.

William Wallace: Uthgaard desires peace?

Uthgaard: I declare it to you, I swear it. I propose that you withdraw your attack. In return I grant you title, epics, and this chest of platinum which I pay to you personally.

William Wallace: A lordship and titles. Platinum. That I should become Judas?

Uthgaard: Peace is made in such ways.

William Wallace: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time you spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Halas nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by you under a flag of truce to a barn, where you had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember you're notion of peace.


"CONTINUE THIS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!"

Messianic
02-10-2011, 03:31 PM
...but I remember you're notion of peace...

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your

Mise
02-10-2011, 05:30 PM
I love ya. Always have.

Ihealyou
02-10-2011, 05:47 PM
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Slathar
02-10-2011, 05:50 PM
william wallace then pulls out his plasma-rifle and says to the invading alien hordes, "im too old for this shit." then the fresh prince of belair beats his ass with a tire iron and does the macarena

President
02-10-2011, 06:11 PM
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Sweet... thanks...

runlvlzero
02-11-2011, 06:28 AM
william wallace then pulls out his plasma-rifle and says to the invading alien hordes, "im too old for this shit." then the fresh prince of belair beats his ass with a tire iron and does the macarena

lol

Thetruth
02-11-2011, 06:41 AM
Uthgaard: The king desires peace.

William Wallace: Uthgaard desires peace?

Uthgaard: I declare it to you, I swear it. I propose that you withdraw your attack. In return I grant you title, epics, and this chest of platinum which I pay to you personally.

William Wallace: A lordship and titles. Platinum. That I should become Judas?

Uthgaard: Peace is made in such ways.

William Wallace: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time you spoke of peace I was a high as peace pipe.. And many Halas nobles, who would not be slaves to the pipe, were lured by you under a flag of testicles to a barn, where you had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember you're testicles of peace.


"CONTINUE THIS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!"