Your mom Jokes

[Neetas1320]

Yo momma so fat she make moby dick look like a tic tac....

(Harry Potter) Yo momma so fat the sorting hat placed her in all 4 houses

yo mommas breath is kickin so bad she could beat Jackie Chan in a Fight

[Ravager]

If yo momma can't beat them join them. If yo momma hate them then become rivals. :confused:
If yo momma don't want it bad then yo momma won't have it. If yo momma don't put the time and effort in then don't complain. Seriously their are two hardcore raiding mommas. Then out of no where comes rustles a casual raid momma that gets things done. What boggles the mind is the fact that yo momma spend more time in rants and flames complaining about them then doing something about it. This isn't World of Warcraft yo momma can't come on the forums and complain and have the GM doing what yo momma wants them to do. THIS IS CLASSIC if they are such a problem then yo momma make a guild call it hardcore not casual and do something about the problem the GM can't hold yo momma's hands and kill raid mobs for yo momma.

http://www.troll.me/images/sad-guy/thats-so-hurtful-now-im-sad.jpg

[deezy]

yo momma so fat, outside she jumped up in the air and got stuck

[Necabo]

Yo momma so stupid she put a free piece of candy on layaway.

[Neetas1320]

Yo momma so stupid she put a free piece of candy on layaway.

haha this was a good one lol

[Neetas1320]

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"

[deezy]

yo mama so stupid she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it

[-TK-]

yo momma so fat, I said it was chilly outside 'n she went and got a bowl.

yo momma so fat, she on both sides the family.

yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

yo momma so dumb, she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

[Darkatar]

Yo momma so fat, I rolled off her and got a loading screen.

[Necabo]

Yo momma so fat, she tried to put on some BVD's, and by the time she got them on they spelled boulevard.

[Detoxx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk&

Classic and hilarious fat jokes

[Sirban]

Yo momma made you make this shitty thread

[Neetas1320]

Yo momma made you make this shitty thread

Sirbans momma so fat you could slap her tummy and go surfin
Sirbans momma so dirty she had to creep up on the bathwater
Sirbans momma so ugly she petrified medusa

[Necabo]

Yo mama's so fat when she bitched about being insulted to her face, I said I'd say it behind her back but my car's only got a half tank of gas.

[entruil]

only read title... my ma got hella jokes though...

[t3kn34k]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to buy tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mama so dumb that she wanted to climb Mountain Dew

[deezy]

Yo mama so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood

[deezy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk&

Classic and hilarious fat jokes

:D one of the best shows ever

[LostCause]

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.















































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[derpcake]

your momma so far i have to hit her with flower to find the wet spots

[kotton05]

Your mom is so dumb you have two dads

[Mockba1980]

Your mother is so fat that I am obliged to use talc to see where she is wet

[Gain]

Your momma so fat that when she wears a Malcom x jacket helicopters try to land on her.

[Gain]

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.

[Necabo]

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

[Neetas1320]

Yo momma so old that when asked if she understood jesus, she said understand? dude owes me 12 dollars

(Harry Potter)
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctors said RIDIKULOUS

[kotton05]

Your mom so dumb she fte'd iki while vulak was in window

[Necabo]

Yo momma so fat when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

[Spyder73]

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator

[t3kn34k]

Yo mama is SO mothafuckin old that her wrinkle titties only make powdered milk

[Necabo]

Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon. That's yo mama!"

[bclements87]

your moms so fat, its just sad.

[Whirled]

Your mom & I are taking away your Everquest for a whole month because of all your bad jokes. Now to get back to banging your mom so hard that even the neighbors will need a cigarette.

[Transylvania]

In case I don't see ya here, I'll see ya, hear.

[skarlorn]

your mom is so bad at eq and life that she confused cobalt greaves with cobalt gauntlets, then made a backfire thread about it (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=272066)

[Swish]

Barrens chat or BDA guild forum -- which category does this thread fall under?

I'm derailing it for its own good.

[Neetas1320]

Swish momma so ugly even bob the builder cant fix it

[Neetas1320]

Swishs momma teeth so yellow when she smile traffic slows down

[Neetas1320]

Swish momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv and said she watching paper view

[Cazlo]

Yo mama's so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Yo mama's so fat she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.

Yo mama's so fat, when I saw her on tv, I changed the channel and could still see her ass sticking out.

[Littlestgnome]

Your momma so fat, she has type-2 Diabetes and is likely to die at a young age without proper treatment.

[Zade]

Your momma so fat, she has type-2 Diabetes and is likely to die at a young age without proper treatment.

Buzz Killington

[Lojik]

Your moms so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[khandman]

Friends Mum "Fancy a free ride sonny *wink*"
Me "Your so ugly, I wouldn't ride you into battle"

[Necabo]

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down.

[Splade]

Your mom is like a bowling ball...
She gets fingered...
Throw in the gutter...
And always comes back for more.

Yo momma so bald, the top of her head looks like a used condom

[Ravager]

Yo momma's so fat, everywhere you look, there she is.

[Hasbinbad]

Your mother is a very nice person, and I would enjoy spending quality time with her.

[Necabo]

Yo mama's so stupid she was fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

[dennardscott86]

Yo mama so fat, I tried to talk behind her back but I ran out of gas trying to get there.

[Necabo]

Yo mama so hairy she shaves her armpits with a weed whacker.

[Supreme]

Yo mama so stupid that she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.

[Hasbinbad]

Your mother is a great cook, and I enjoy being invited over for dinner.

[Necabo]

Yo mamma so poor, when I asked her why she was kicking a can down the road, she said she was moving.