16,000 posts from your community leader <3

[Swish]

Proud to continue to serve this fine community with the finest in leveling/grouping/pvp/etc advice as well as providing entertainment and in doing so helping more people visit more regularly which means more towards keeping the site up and running thanks to the ads :)

It is an honor to help new players, particularly on the flourishing pvp server which is drawing more of a crowd. Thank you for all your inbox messages over the years, praise isn't always public but it is appreciated <3



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[Kaight]

http://i.imgur.com/7J6NN4z.gif

[Speedi]

Praise!

[Phenyo]

Pity reply, ur a shitposter with an unwarranted sense of self importance

[Swish]

Pity reply, ur a shitposter with an unwarranted sense of self importance

Have you tried the forum puzzle thread? What do you do for the forum community? What help do you give on here? Interested to hear.

[Phenyo]

Have you tried the forum puzzle thread? What do you do for the forum community? What help do you give on here? Interested to hear.

I at least never claimed to be the mother teresa of the community, self awareness is a beautiful thing. You think because you started a puzzle thread you're some sort of community legend? Talk about deluded.

[sezaru]

O WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaight]

O WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

appropriate response

[Mead]

the title should have read how bad is your self esteem? lol

[Mistle]

Did this start in RNF or was it summarily kicked here for being so awful?

[Kushie]

This message is hidden because Swish is on your ignore list.

[Swish]

What do you do for the forum community? What help do you give on here? Interested to hear.

I at least never claimed to be the mother teresa of the community, self awareness is a beautiful thing. etc etc.

So you've contributed nothing, and are shitting on another forum user for doing something? Makes plenty of sense.

Never said I was Mother Teresa, just that I like contributing here. Sad that I spent time acknowledging the legit shitposters like yourself I suppose :rolleyes:

Phenyo, swinging and missing folks... http://i.imgur.com/9RPZ8B4.gif

[Phenyo]

So you've contributed nothing, and are shitting on another forum user for doing something? Makes plenty of sense.

Never said I was Mother Teresa, just that I like contributing here. Sad that I spent time acknowledging the legit shitposters like yourself I suppose :rolleyes:

Phenyo, swinging and missing folks... http://i.imgur.com/9RPZ8B4.gif

gif should be entitled swish trying to retort, ur a laughing stock and no amount of self fellating is gonna change that.

[Swish]

gif should be entitled swish trying to retort, ur a laughing stock and no amount of self fellating is gonna change that.

According to who? Some anon forum troll? :o

Sorry you don't like people who contribute to this community, that's your choice.

[Xzavie]

Start a poll:

Is Swish a douche
Yes
No

That will settle things quickly.

[Swish]

I don't pander to BDA voters, I have integrity.

[Phenyo]

According to who? Some anon forum troll? :o

Sorry you don't like people who contribute to this community, that's your choice.

It's not an altruistic act if you have to tell everyone you're doing it.

[Swish]

It's not an altruistic act if you have to tell everyone you're doing it.

So now you're hating on people who raise money for charity by doing a personal challenge? You must hate people who have a positive outlook.

[Phenyo]

So now you're hating on people who raise money for charity by doing a personal challenge? You must hate people who have a positive outlook.

Don't know where ur coming from with this so ill attribute it to the elf brain rot but the fact you have to declare yourself 'community leader' and make a thread about how amazing you are and all the things you do for the community just furthers your reputation as a total joke.

Sorry you desperately seek validation from ur elf peers :(

[Whirled]

I'd congrats you; but this is RnF, so instead I'll just say....Don't try RED. It's terrible!
BLUE server is filled with so many nice and helpful people.
Probably best to just wipe RED and turn into another BLUE.

[Mead]

Would appoint any BDA member head of the community over Swish any day

[Swish]

Don't know where ur coming from with this so ill attribute it to the elf brain rot but the fact you have to declare yourself 'community leader' and make a thread about how amazing you are and all the things you do for the community just furthers your reputation as a total joke.

Sorry you desperately seek validation from ur elf peers :(

http://i.imgur.com/tgKaE.gif

So back at square 1. Random forum troll who contributes nothing fires shots at guy contributes to the community for no apparent reason other than to troll. Thanks for your input, friend.

[Mead]

http://i.imgur.com/tgKaE.gif

So back at square 1. Random forum troll who contributes nothing fires shots at guy contributes to the community for no apparent reason other than to troll. Thanks for your input, friend.

He's right though, however random he is. You are ill

[Cecily]

As Mother Teresa of the community, I just want to say thank you to Swish for helping keep a positive spirit alive in this old, angry place. And for the cats. Ty for the cats.

[Swish]

Would appoint any BDA member head of the community over Swish any day

They'd want an instanced community though where they can have the most posts, and allocate topics to users based on a thread council.

Then someone like me would ruin it for them and they'd get mad and make their own forums, telling everyone how much better theirs is and posting screenshots to it with threads like "Kushie can't play because his wife said so lol" and "Lets see if we can actually MEET the retired UFC fighter next time we go to Vegas rather than staring at him from the other side of a room"

Sounds awful doesnt it?

[Swish]

He's right though, however random he is. You are ill

You're obsessed it seems. If I had the time or motivation (I don't), I'd work out your percentage of posts replying to me negatively etc. It's probably higher than you think, you just don't realize.

[Lammy]

no one deserves it more

[Swish]

As Mother Teresa of the community, I just want to say thank you to Swish for helping keep a positive spirit alive in this old, angry place. And for the cats. Ty for the cats.

As long as I'm here there will always be cats, and gifs, and captioned gifs, and invitations to join an alternative P99 server for a fresh experience of course.

[kotton05]

Pras swish. I don't think I remember a time being on this box without you around.

Don't let the angry and bitter ones sway you bro you're the best!

[Swish]

Pras swish. I don't think I remember a time being on this box without you around.

Don't let the angry and bitter ones sway you bro you're the best!

Thanks man, the journey to 500,000 posts continues with the haters always in tow. If they spent more time being good citizens of forumquest and contributing more than negativity and shitposts we'd all visit more often, wouldn't we? I would.

[bclements87]

/clap

[kotton05]

I've witnessed a few bans go out with spam being the reason. How again does this guy not qualify.

He just might know the forumquest rules just alil better than you , just saying

[maskedmelon]

congratulations Swish! :3 i happy for you ^^

[Mead]

You're obsessed it seems. If I had the time or motivation (I don't), I'd work out your percentage of posts replying to me negatively etc. It's probably higher than you think, you just don't realize.

I'm fully aware. That's the difference between you and everyone else around here trying to get you to seek help

[Pokesan]

gonna show swish whos boss by devouring the bait

[Mead]

gonna show swish whos boss by devouring the bait

[Lhancelot]

Hold on. This celebration is a tad early, I thought the reward system for posting was after a person posted 1,000, then 10,000 and lastly 100,000.



Level 1 - 1,000 posts on elf sim forums - Curious Experimenter

Level 2 - 10,000 posts on elf sim forums - Bonafide Addict (needs to seek help)

Level 3 - 100,000+ posts on elf sim forums - Full-blown shell of a human being with no soul left



Swish, you are not to be the recipient of any rewards or celebrations, not until you have reached the final level 3 of elf sim posting.

Congrats on your advancement though, everyday you closing in on the coveted level 3 which all elf sim posters strive to reach!

You truly are the Kareem Abdul Jabbar of elf sim posters, I can only dream of ever reaching the point you have reached. :(

[Muggens]

Love that baseball Gif, been a long time since Ive seen Bartolo Colón! Miss having ESPN

[Spyder73]

You're a cuck and a self serving A-hole, but the enemy of my enemy is my ally. May BDA bleed for all eternity

Please enjoy a Walker Texas Ranger clip of Walker telling a young child he is infested with AIDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebOKo96HfEM

[Swish]

Hold on. This celebration is a tad early, I thought the reward system for posting was after a person posted 1,000, then 10,000 and lastly 100,000.



Level 1 - 1,000 posts on elf sim forums - Curious Experimenter

Level 2 - 10,000 posts on elf sim forums - Bonafide Addict (needs to seek help)

Level 3 - 100,000+ posts on elf sim forums - Full-blown shell of a human being with no soul left



Swish, you are not to be the recipient of any rewards or celebrations, not until you have reached the final level 3 of elf sim posting.

Congrats on your advancement though, everyday you closing in on the coveted level 3 which all elf sim posters strive to reach!

You truly are the Kareem Abdul Jabbar of elf sim posters, I can only dream of ever reaching the point you have reached. :(

You're at over 1000 already. It seems like yesterday you were just chatting about the P99 auctions site and this and that :p

100,000 is lofty. I'll just keep posting and interacting here and eventually it might happen :)

[Swish]

Love that baseball Gif, been a long time since Ive seen Bartolo Colón! Miss having ESPN

Yeah. It's hard to find baseball in the UK, have to use shady stream sites if we wanna watch... used to have it on Channel 5 in the evenings but they stopped it for some reason :(

[Swish]

No not really.

[paulgiamatti]

Swish might be the only Trump supporter that I don't hate with every fiber of my being. But I do hate him for that.

[nostalgiaquest]

swish trolling everyone on this forum is one of things that helps me kill time at work. Keep it up Swish. And keep it up everyone who hates him and thinks that posting their hatred will somehow stop him from posting.

special awards for Kushi, Uuruk and trololol for being unable to contain their obsessions.

[Lhancelot]

Ironic. Weren't your last like... 3 forum bans cause u said a word u know u can't say here?

I've never been forum banned btw

Well then it makes sense.

If he writes what he is thinking without concern of being banned then there is a good chance he will get a ban if profane thoughts are in his head often when he is posting.

I still have never seen him post anything offensive, I guess I must have missed his derogatory and inappropriate posts in the past which got him banned.

nice troll post Swish.

People really hate any show of ego on elf sim forums, so congratulating yourself on your own posting prowess guarantees some nice, unbridled hate.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Heh, all my outgoing posts are screened, because -- duh -- it's Chillicothe. But I'm guessing OP is on the outside. Grats on that.

I am kinda proud I am Planar. Half my shit gets blocked here, at least. Plus the fact that bitch guard who keeps my lines open has demanded I give him half my bandwidth a month.

Guess lesson is: do NOT get incarcerated.

Parole date: 7/19
It can't come fast enough imo.

[Mistle]

People really hate any show of ego on elf sim forums, so congratulating yourself on your own posting prowess guarantees some nice, unbridled hate.

Or he's jealous that the BDA thread is still kicking ass hundreds of pages in. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[Swish]

Or he's jealous that the BDA thread is still kicking ass hundreds of pages in. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thread wouldn't have survived this long without me. You're welcome :)

[Swish]

Ironic. Weren't your last like... 3 forum bans cause u said a word u know u can't say here?

I've never been forum banned btw

The 1st was for posting a picture similar to what others had posted before the clampdown and move to just imgur hosted images. Funnily it was describing the state of RNF.

Then the one you're thinking about was a bad word that someone must have been triggered over and petitioned about.

Then the last one was for posting someone's RL pic, which wasn't removed but was also in the same thread where the OP had also posted the same pic.... except the OP wasn't banned. Took the ban anyway.

I'm still here. I'll always be here like most of you are - we're pals for life, in a sense <3

[Swish2]

Congratulations Swish1 :)

[Papa]

You guys ever have one of those moments where u wish u could say what u wanted to say to someone but u can't cause nobody believes in free speech anymore and will delete/suspend/ban you for typing words on the internet?

you let the terrorists win when you keep your mouth shut

[loramin]

I at least never claimed to be the mother teresa of the community, self awareness is a beautiful thing. You think because you started a puzzle thread you're some sort of community legend? Talk about deluded.

Says the guy with 82 posts. Those of us who have actually spent some time on this forum know that Swish has done a whole lot more than just "start a puzzle thread". Honestly the guy would deserve a medal for everything he's done for Red ... if that was actually a cause worth giving a medal for.

In fact, Swish was one of my favorite posters up until he went over to the dark side, but then /shrug Red changes people ;)

Congrats Swish.

[Just facts]

question has swish even been forum banned?

[Maschenny]

Swish > Phenyo

[Just facts]

question has swish even been forum banned?

ohh he has, so why does he have post count that high? don't they delete all post if you get a forum suspension?

[Lhancelot]

When posting on gaming forums often times people present themselves nothing like they are in the game or even IRL.

Often times, you can group with someone in the game and find them really quite pleasant and enjoyable to chat with. Then you see their posts on the forums and they are nothing like that person in the game you played with.

I think people develop hatred and disdain for others via the forums when it's not justified at all.

I see many people downright hate others, and honestly they don't even know them.

What I notice in games and on their forums is some people really have an inflated sense of importance, and when they feel insulted or questioned by others they instantly hate the offender.

Disagreements and differences in thought should not create hate between people, yet it does.

So I ask, is Swish one of these types who has questioned or "insulted" some who take themselves far too seriously and so he is hated by many of these people?

Or, perhaps Swish is truly an asshole who is worthy of having so much hate aimed at him?

I don't really know. I just know I never seen anything he wrote which made me hate him. His TRYRED posts are a bit annoying, but I can't view those worthy of hating him.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I can only speak for myself when I say the reason I dislike him is that in a community where hours wasted pointlessly is a normal thing, he truly stands above all others with his no life status. He probably has closer to 30k posts since the r & f ones don't count.

So basically it's pity and loathing that I feel for him really. You can't respect someone that you pity.

[Pokesan]

When posting on gaming forums often times people present themselves nothing like they are in the game or even IRL.

Often times, you can group with someone in the game and find them really quite pleasant and enjoyable to chat with. Then you see their posts on the forums and they are nothing like that person in the game you played with.

I think people develop hatred and disdain for others via the forums when it's not justified at all.

I see many people downright hate others, and honestly they don't even know them.

What I notice in games and on their forums is some people really have an inflated sense of importance, and when they feel insulted or questioned by others they instantly hate the offender.

Disagreements and differences in thought should not create hate between people, yet it does.

So I ask, is Swish one of these types who has questioned or "insulted" some who take themselves far too seriously and so he is hated by many of these people?

Or, perhaps Swish is truly an asshole who is worthy of having so much hate aimed at him?

I don't really know. I just know I never seen anything he wrote which made me hate him. His TRYRED posts are a bit annoying, but I can't view those worthy of hating him.

Swish is hated(by some) because he makes threads like this - obvious flamebait and an opportunity to troll. Most users are too dumb to realize that's his plan. If he'd stick to good threads(puzzle thread, red threads w/gifs, newbie advice) and shut the fuck up about BDA already, he'd be a great poster.

[Swish]

I make one of these threads after every 1000 posts, they're always well received. Thank you for your well wishes and support both in this thread and in my inbox <3

Haters are generally BDA posters or people who hate the thought of trying red server. BDA don't play here anymore so some of them have faded away, and if you haven't yet had the experience I'd still recommend the red server as something a little different to try.

I'd encourage new forum users to build their own opinion of me based on their own interactions either on red or blue (yes, I still log into blue sometimes) rather than accept the rhetoric of jaded forum posters who burnt out long ago and are mad about someone typing words on a forum.

Stay blessed and have a good Easter weekend folks :)

[fan D]

thx swish for all the hard work you've done for us

a true leader

[Swish]

thx swish for all the hard work you've done for us

a true leader

http://i.imgur.com/fyorEBU.gif

[Ravager]

Sad.

[paulgiamatti]

Swish is the hero P99 deserves, but not the one it needs.

[Zekayy]

Swish started this all pras man

[Pubo]

Swish is good peoples.. and missed!

Who wants normal boring cookies anyway.

Cheers!

[Aviann]

Bumping for Swish pras. Keep doing the thing pal

[Swish]

Bumping for Swish pras. Keep doing the thing pal

Thank you, I shall :)