Viciously trained by merciless Froglok army

[Stormfists]

It was a winters night,
Three dudes (pure homo) thumbing each others curiously,
Froglok city they dwell,
Farming gems a plenty at ENGEE camp of Champions,
What is that, from afar?
I see a shadow!
I see a figure!
I see a body!
I see a name... a name and a tag!
Oh, bretheren - it is a mighty <AWAKENED> elite raider amongst us.

"Hail, Hail lord Skeletors <Awakened> - please, please grace us with your might"
"Skeletors, o wise Skeletors - please give your seed to my milky breasted daughter"

We rejoice! We rejoice in great fortune! We are blessed.

***FROAAAAAKKKK****

Wait... what? what is it? That noise from yonder?!

***FROAAAAAKKKK****
***FROAAAAAKKKK****
***FROAAAAAKKKK****
***FROAAAAAKKKK****

[[[ A MIGHTY HOARDE OF FROGLOK SPRINT TOWARDS THE FRIENDS ]]]

( Skeletors <Awakened> begins to cast a spell )
( Skeletors FDs )

No... no Skeletors <Awakened> why... why ?!
The friends face a battle more epic and more awesome and with more might than all of the LOTR, Star wars, Matrix and Harry Potter movies [hah, gayyy] combined.

Skeletors, disappointed with <Awakened> raid tactics not fulfilling his dominitive gem farming ambition runs afar.
Clutching his mighty staff of flacid penises, skulks into the shadows.
Bested by 3 simple folk who ate yummy yummy trains and lived to tell the tale.

[Rang]

FTE Git Gud WTS Wind Saber loot rights 30k

[Stormfists]

First.

[skarlorn]

this is a really good thread, love what you've done with the place

[Sirban]

Wish the frogs killed u

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/Ait42xU.png

[Xaanka]

what

[ZiggyTheMuss]

Wow I am sad that I play the same game as someone this retarded.

[skarlorn]

naysayers lack creativity; imagination

except swish had a pretty good burn ther

[Stormfists]

Swish opinions aren't valid, He cant even cum to forumporn anymore.

[Swish]

Swish opinions aren't valid, He cant even cum to forumporn anymore.

I know what a quality thread is. This isn't one of them.

I offer lessons in how to be a better FQ'er, PM me for the latest rates.

[Stormfists]

Swish acknowledged his time was over as he combed the Oreo crumbs from the chest hair covering his unsightly man tits.
"I have... Nothing to offer", he splutters.

Realising his life has been misspent, Swish pulls a pistol from his drawer. A chocolate pistol.
He inhales the chocolate to mask the deep seated sadness, with no regard for his diabetes.
"I wish this was a big ol penis", he muttered.

[Swish]

I'm going to say it, and I never thought I would. Spyder73 is a better writer.

[maskedmelonpai]

I thought OP was funny ^^ Fun twist of style made for interesting read :3

[skarlorn]

I'm going to say it, and I never thought I would. Spyder73 is a better writer.

:eek: