I would sell my soul to AT&T for this girl.

[Matthalas Winterheart]

http://i.imgur.com/gNxIvV7.jpg

[Papa]

Milana Vayntrub

me too, me too...

[Matthalas Winterheart]

Milana Vayntrub

me too, me too...

She is just absolutely stunning. I mean, there's alot of woman out there that are really sexy. But Milana, she's got an exotic beauty. And after seeing her these last few weeks on the show "This is Us, I've really come to respect her as an actress too. God...Why do you torture men with ladies like this?

[Matthalas Winterheart]

Yes because her arms are the first thing I noticed too.

[bigjerry]

I give her a 7.5 out of 10. Tone up girl, your arms look hammy

good post

watching nerds lose their shit over 7s and 8s makes me feel ill. You can't even picture yourself with a 9/10 in a masturbatory fantasy, huh? :o

[Matthalas Winterheart]

good post

watching nerds lose their shit over 7s and 8s makes me feel ill. You can't even picture yourself with a 9/10 in a masturbatory fantasy, huh? :o

Show me a 9/10 BigJerry..Now Im curious.

[goldlush]

good post

watching nerds lose their shit over 7s and 8s makes me feel ill. You can't even picture yourself with a 9/10 in a masturbatory fantasy, huh? :o

You wish you were her, don't you?

[maerilith]

so you like an A+ slutty dress on a C+ girl


You like dresses

You have issues you should be acknowledging, you know that dress would look good on u

[maerilith]

You wish you were her, don't you?

I am her :D

[LostCause]

all bout dem thighs and ass fuck the tits thats just a plus

[maerilith]

I don't get it tbh. I'd give her a solid 5 outta 10. She overall average and any positive deviations are balance out by negative ones like kushie mentioned :/ she sorta cute, but kinda has rodent face. There just certain face structures that bother me :c

Admit it she's not Asian and that's a problem with you.

[Raev]

There are hundreds of better pictures of this girl on google images, wtf is wrong with you OP

[maerilith]

No, there are plenty of Asians with unappealing facial structures too... I dunno, maybe she could garner an extra half a point or so if she had some superior NE Asian dna at work in her, but I don't think so. There are lots of pretty white girls too, like Melania Trump, or Zooey Deschannel, or Giada De Laurentiis. Girl in OP just pretty average ^^

I rescind my earlier accusation, you are not racist!

[Lojik]

I don't get it tbh. I'd give her a solid 5 outta 10. She overall average and any positive deviations are balance out by negative ones like kushie mentioned :/ she sorta cute, but kinda has rodent face. There just certain face structures that bother me :c

a 5? I don't get it, are you saying that half the population of women are more attractive than her? There are a hell of a lot of ugly people in the world. Or are u on a logarithmic scale like the richter scale or something?

[maerilith]

a 5? I don't get it, are you saying that half the population of women are more attractive than her? There are a hell of a lot of ugly people in the world. Or are u on a logarithmic scale like the richter scale or something?

Agreed, maybe there's bias because maskedmelon lives in a nice area?

Step outside any college town and look at the old crusty bogans that have infested the countryside.... 9/10 people are 1's

[Ravager]

She's in Other Space on Yahoo Screen. You can stream the series for free. It's pretty great.

[Papa]

Agreed, maybe there's bias because maskedmelon lives in a nice area?


maybe there's bias because

a) people just trolling and rustlin' their ranks
b) you're expecting normalcy from project 1999 classic everquest simulator "rants and flames" subforum posters

[Ahldagor]

Looks like an ex of mine. How tall is she?

[Nommis]

No fat chicks.

[Danth]

Main point here is that wearing something nice can raise someone's appearance a couple points, at least, on the usual 1-10 scale. Just say no to slob clothes like tee-shirts and jeans. Then you can gain another point or two via the use of good posture and body language. I'm just old enough to remember teachers in school (public school, no less) trying to teach girls how to look up through their eyelashes and generally make themselves appear pretty and appealing....or those same teachers yelling at me for forgetting my belt when wearing trousers with loopholes, or griping at some unfortunate gal who wore flat shoes with a dress. I didn't understand why they did that at the time--it just annoyed my 12-year-old self--but decades later I've learned an appreciation for pride and self respect. It matters, but appearance is a learned skill which too few people these days learn until much too late in life.


Disclaimer: I own zero outerwear tee-shirts and zero items of clothing made out of denim so I am in fact severely biased. I despise slob clothes. Girl in the original post goes too far in the opposite direction--her outfit isn't much more than a nightgown, and not really proper for public appearance--but well serves as an example of good presentation making someone look nicer than she realistically ought to.

Danth

[maerilith]

@danth 1000.865356999%

[bigjerry]

Main point here is that wearing something nice can raise someone's appearance a couple points, at least, on the usual 1-10 scale. Just say no to slob clothes like tee-shirts and jeans. Then you can gain another point or two via the use of good posture and body language. I'm just old enough to remember teachers in school (public school, no less) trying to teach girls how to look up through their eyelashes and generally make themselves appear pretty and appealing....or those same teachers yelling at me for forgetting my belt when wearing trousers with loopholes, or griping at some unfortunate gal who wore flat shoes with a dress. I didn't understand why they did that at the time--it just annoyed my 12-year-old self--but decades later I've learned an appreciation for pride and self respect. It matters, but appearance is a learned skill which too few people these days learn until much too late in life.


Disclaimer: I own zero outerwear tee-shirts and zero items of clothing made out of denim so I am in fact severely biased. I despise slob clothes. Girl in the original post goes too far in the opposite direction--her outfit isn't much more than a nightgown, and not really proper for public appearance--but well serves as an example of good presentation making someone look nicer than she realistically ought to.

Danth

there's some wokeness in here. fly denim is fine tho.

[Mead]

Would hit it a few times. Not a fan of the softball arms though.

[Vilkata]

I like how she looks. Most supermodels I see look so fake as to be not even human.
While im ranting, WTF are women doing to their lips these days? Naturally plump lips look fine but thin lips that are injected make you look like you've been punched in the mouth. Looks so stupid.

[Matthalas Winterheart]

I like how she looks. Most supermodels I see look so fake as to be not even human.
While im ranting, WTF are women doing to their lips these days? Naturally plump lips look fine but thin lips that are injected make you look like you've been punched in the mouth. Looks so stupid.

This....

Give me a natural woman any day of the week. I dont get into the Asians, or the supermodels...I'll pass. Just not my thing.

[bigjerry]

Love threads where Kushie exposes himself as a complete fgt – would read again – 10/10

is he literally gay? that's the impression I get

[Matthalas Winterheart]

http://i.imgur.com/1IrUm90.jpg

Yall done lost your damn mind calling her a 5. Shes way to cute to be anything less than a 8.
Shes famous, you live in your moms basement you ugly fucks.

+1

[nectarprime]

absolutely disgusting look at those elbows YUCK 0/10 would not bang or let make my hotpockets

[bigjerry]

eh, it's a much more flattering photo, she's cute. but she's still riding on obtainability to market that cunt to yallns.

7/10 taking photos at comicon. she knows exactly what she is buddy, her business model is built around it. do u?

[bigjerry]

u would sell your soul to get with someone who has built their entire career around sex appeal while being sub-99th percentile attractive? how low is your self worth?

[bigjerry]

how bout i nail 3 99th bitches at the same time and trade my soul for this chedda?

[bigjerry]

stacking marginal attractiveness onto marginal talent may get you a signing at comicon but it wont get a don makaveli's soul. that's all I'm saying. you guys need to respect yourselves

[AzzarTheGod]

my brain smoking off these posts the heat is hot

the pizza is motts,

the girl is worth a plate of tater totts

attainability what her gut got,

ay yo cut that off.

all boobs n gut and arms marketed to nerds. if she was slim with big tits nobody would give her a second look, would be just another generic bimbo. my ace hitty the head on this 1

[AzzarTheGod]

stacking marginal attractiveness onto marginal talent may get you a signing at comicon but it wont get a don makaveli's soul. that's all I'm saying. you guys need to respect yourselves

shes marketing the gut equally as much as the boobs, and I wont say its not working. it do work and gives her character.

[bigjerry]

shes marketing the gut equally as much as the boobs, and I wont say its not working. it do work and gives her character.

thats a deep observation duke. damn man

[Kepp]

http://i.imgur.com/gNxIvV7.jpg

[ZiggyTheMuss]

There are hundreds of better pictures of this girl on google images, wtf is wrong with you OP

This. Never heard of her before but after a quick Google search the picture OP posted looks like the girl's chubby sister. Definitely a hottie.

[bigjerry]

nice image attachment there kepp you're one savvy navvy

[AzzarTheGod]

Go figure, they'd use a chubby girl to market to cows

cows 2 cows section on backpage for this advertisement is the name of the game

[bigjerry]

She's not ugly but she's not perfect. I stand by my 7.5/10 claim. Would eat her butthole but not worship her.

Why drive a Camaro SS when we can have a McLaren Long Tail in our fantasy world?

woke

[Matthalas Winterheart]

Matt, you OP pic had me thinking she was this:

http://i.imgur.com/80pqSPw.png

Those two woman look nothing alike Melon?

[Matthalas Winterheart]

I am her :D

IF only....

[maerilith]

IF only....

Pretty average, big boobs, "7" in a nice dress.

Like.... A zero naked. Still a solid 5 in a two piece bathing suit.

IDK. I'm definitely a 10 compared to country bumpkin standards, my posture is good and I know how to dress properly.

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/7fBORrzm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/OVluCgNm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/vXbN7nFm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Sopp0l0m.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/4nwg29am.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/975RENbm.jpg

less photoship! more reality :D

<3

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/UJ98RhBm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/75D12rAm.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/KrJAyIam.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/grzGI3Im.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PxBHQwn.gif

[arcalion]

Dont know why the hell you would post your horrid self on here, what I want to know is why no one has put up a pic of when she posed for playboy ? /boggle

[maerilith]

Dont know why the hell you would post your horrid self on here, what I want to know is why no one has put up a pic of when she posed for playboy ? /boggle

Because, fuck you? Like I said, I'd do her. I simply agree that average is obviously average which is meh. :p

[bigjerry]

Those two woman look nothing alike Melon?

i think she was perhaps implying they are both pigs overrated due to perceived accessibility

[AzzarTheGod]

i think she was perhaps implying they are both pigs overrated due to perceived accessibility

*daps fist*

[maerilith]

Video games are serious and my life depends on my pixel rating.

[bigjerry]

are those hello kitty condoms

[maerilith]

are those hello kitty condoms

That'd be awesome. So .. yes. I always wear a condom when I eat sushi, just incase.

[bigjerry]

some men are born women, haven't u heard

[maerilith]

women don't play EQ.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

She's not ugly but she's not perfect. I stand by my 7.5/10 claim. Would eat her butthole but not worship her.

Why drive a Camaro SS when we can have a McLaren Long Tail in our fantasy world?

I don't think anyone said she was perfect. She is wealthy, famous and attractive. Hmm I wonder what she would rate a picture of you taken in your smelly little apartment?

[Ashintar]

is no one going to comment about eating sushi with a fork??!!??

[maerilith]

is no one going to comment about eating sushi with a fork??!!??

It's very American.

[maerilith]

is no one going to comment about eating sushi with a fork??!!??

And because I love America.

[AzzarTheGod]

ITT: Pathetic nerds with no self esteem go wild over a 3/10.

8(

Try Red and you may develop the confidence to picture yourself with hotter women.

damn everything this guy been posting lately is going gold

[nectarprime]

ITT: Pathetic nerds with no self esteem go wild over a 3/10.

8(

Try Red and you may develop the confidence to picture yourself with hotter women.

you only jack off to hentai huh