Books never written

[Izmael]

I'll start.

"Modern Warfare: Storming Fortified Places"
by Fippy Darkpaw

"Planning your retirement"
by ancient cyclops

"Playing Everquest casually"
by Agatha

"Advanced Shaman PvP"
by Roarie

"How to never overpay"
by Grixus

"Raiding with minimal numbers"
by Gongshow

"Leveraging cross server trading for fun and profit"
by Kerwin

"Endangered turtle species and their protection"
by Salaryman

"Being open and tolerant to strangers"
by Sgt Slate

"Why I didn't camp the Manastone"
by Lamort

"Balancing studies and leisure"
by Colgate

"Fair trade in Everquest"
by Schnikasaurus

[AzzarTheGod]

yo my ******** on the dunks in this thread.

A+

[Slathar]

"The Art of the Deal: How to Sell Your 7th Level 60 Monk"
by: Cyren

[Slathar]

yeah it's shocking - an EQ post on an EQ forum. back to off topic, freak.

[Videri]

"Peaceful Coexistence"
by Salem

"How To Take Over A Server and Make It Your Own"
By <TMO>

"Venturing Beyond North Freeport"
by Avalonia (much love bro)
with a foreword by Enigmatic

"Freeport Coat Factory: How to Maintain Wurm Scale Coat Prices"
by Enigmatic

"Care and Feeding of Seafury Cyclopes"
by Gnomster!

[Xaanka]

is this just another passive aggressive way to be vaguely transparent with 2/10 tier dunks?

[Slathar]

"Achieving Work Life Balance"
By Nizzar

"How to Make Friends and Influence People"
By Reebz

"Gamer Gluttony: Taking Control of Your Diet"
By Ordaga

"Beating Addiction"
By me

[Slathar]

"Financial Indepence and You"
By Sickpuppy & Jibekn
with a foreword by the myconid spore king

[Slathar]

Oops, *independence

drugs

[Priceline]

"How-to man-train 100 hobo's in your mouth and avoid lockjaw"
By Xaanka

[Slathar]

you probably have a lvl 60 on one of the project1999 servers :o

boring

[AzzarTheGod]

is this just another passive aggressive way to be vaguely transparent with 2/10 tier dunks?

exactly

[AzzarTheGod]

downboats fired. hit 2 stars on my mark. gj team

[skarlorn]

"Speeches aren't enough: the importance of head armor in American Politics"
By Martin Luther King Jr., and Abraham Lincoln

[Videri]

"Playing Everquest, Ever, At All, in the Last 15 Years"
by AzzarTheGod

[Cecily]

http://i.imgur.com/8CApQnL.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Oly3k01.jpg

[radda]

Umm, this isn't how you do these

[AzzarTheGod]

"Speeches aren't enough: the importance of head armor in American Politics"
By Martin Luther King Jr., and Abraham Lincoln

the fuck I know u didn't just snub the big homey on the account of some obsidian colored dude?

wheres my **** JFK

[AzzarTheGod]

aka DFK for DUNK-FK

[Videri]

"Syft: a Burgerking's Autobiography"
by AzzarTheGod

hehehehehehe

[bigbard1]

"Syft: a Burgerking's Autobiography"
by AzzarTheGod

hehehehehehe

Tala the never was

[Videri]

Tala the never was

Thread is titled "Books never written."

Thank you, hater! :)

[skarlorn]

"how to forgive and forget"

-the great enemy

[BallzDeep]

How to hate BDA effectively:A biography

Swish

Join Red: A life's tale

Swish

[BallzDeep]

You guys get every fucking mob: A story of rage

Detoxx

[BallzDeep]

How to win an argument

Clear

[Viscian]

Local economy and Tunel deals
By Bob

How to sell and trade items for cash
By Salwor

[Red_Messiah]

"I'm Not Crazy"
By Isabella Cellus

[Viscian]

How to Norrath drama free as a Guide
By Greengrocer

[Izmael]

"Getting to raid zones safely on a PvP server"
by Xaanka

[AzzarTheGod]

"Guide to being well-liked and making a lot of friends"
by Pumpedup/Tomatoking

[Bazia]

How to get less money - Anyone

[Viscian]

How to say "That's Classic" to Moon cats
by Nilbog

[Priceline]

"How-to RMT off the server"
Cowritten by Nordenwatch, Tecmos, Zealot, and Nizzar

[Videri]

Pause! It's "Books NEVER written." You create book titles that would NOT be written by the author.

[Izmael]

Lol so many dense people ITT.

Anyhow.

"Using profanity to make a point on the internet"
by Tala

[bktroost]

How to win an argument

Clear

Bahahaha winner.

[bktroost]

"How to influence people and make friends"
Amelinda

[fan D]

"How To Stare At A Wall"

- nalken

[Detoxx]

You guys get every fucking mob: A story of rage

Detoxx

Knew I'd get on here eventually. Ego satisfied. Thanks!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

"He Said I Was Asking For It: a Survivor's Tale" by Mary, mother of Jesus

[ducktv]

this is one of the better threads in a while.

[Cecily]

Reflections on Everquest: Time Well Spent

[Red_Messiah]

"How-to RMT off the server"
Cowritten by Nordenwatch, Tecmos, Zealot, and Nizzar

Missing a bunch of names there

[AzzarTheGod]

How to Leave The House and Lead a Full Life
by Nizzarr

[skarlorn]

Corruption Stops With Me

DERUBAEL

[AzzarTheGod]

Corruption Stops With Me

DERUBAEL

ayyyy lmao

[Red_Messiah]

Savior of P99, best GM red ever had

[Izmael]

foreword by the myconid spore king

Lol, this is gold.

[rpgfan]

Let's Talk About Being Shy
by A Kromrif Death Squad

[CheeseRoll]

"How to Trade Drugs for Pixels"

Nirgon

"Don't Get Rustled in 3 Easy Steps"

Nirgon

"The Difference Between Being a Moron and an Ignorant Fucktard"

Nirgon

[Korrupt]

welp im mentioned, obviously a star here on p99

[t3kn34k]

http://i.imgur.com/Qa8e0ka.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

http://i.imgur.com/Qa8e0ka.jpg

fuk.........../thread


that's a wrap.

[Eslade]

http://i.imgur.com/ptl9qnj.png

[Eslade]

How do U pronounce necropotence? Neck-raw-pittance or neck-roe-poe-tense? Neck-raw-poe-tense?

Neck-row-po-tense

[maskedmelon]

How do U pronounce necropotence? Neck-raw-pittance or neck-roe-poe-tense? Neck-raw-poe-tense?

Nay-koo-roh-poh-teh-n-soo

or is it knee-crow-poh-tense?

[Red_Messiah]

The same way you say Loose-lin