Whats the first thing you do when your girlfriend comes over?

[Ashimar]

Back in high school, seemed like the first thing we did was have rough sex

[guineapig]

Open the door to let her in the apartment...
Unless she already lives there she probably doesn't have a key.

[Kassel]

Check the GPS in my wifes phone to make sure i know where she is.

[mizuguchi]

i tell her to make dinner

[Rykk]

She gives me a Mostly Melvin... its where I tuck my penis between my legs and turn around and she gives me head while I fart or poop on her forehead.

[Ihealyou]

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[Mcbard]

Well she lives with me.. so I kiss her, tell her I love her and inform her that tonight (just like most of the other ones) is an "EverQuest night" before I scurry away into my dark room and close the door behind me.

Once a week I'll work faction and do quests such as "watching Netflix" with her. Sometimes we fuck, but that's usually right before bed not as soon as she gets home.

I think I'm addicted to this game again.

[Scratch&Sniff]

Once a week I'll work faction and do quests such as "watching Netflix" with her.

[Scratch&Sniff]

^^ lol


double post fail

[Bubbles]

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<3 <3 <3

[Azazel]

wash my genitals

[odizzido]

girlfriend?

[karsten]

dude uuur that is awesome

[Omnimorph]

Clear the history on my computer... *coughs*

[Airdefier]

She gives me a Mostly Melvin... its where I tuck my penis between my legs and turn around and she gives me head while I fart or poop on her forehead.

win

[Goobles]

I start picking up the mess...

[stonebeard22]

Clear the history on my computer... *coughs*

FireFox - Start Private Browsing.

[mimixownzall]

I ask her what the hell she was doing out of the kitchen!