Do you wanna date my EQ Char?

[Ashimar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

Hang with me in my MMO
So many places we can go
You'll never see my actual face
Our love, our love will be in virtual space

I'm craving to emote with you
So many animations I can do
Be anything you want me to be
C'mon, c'mon, and share a SoW potion with me

Do you wanna date my EQ Char?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my EQ char?

You can type commands
I've got slots for what I hold in my hands
Don't care what's in your character bank
How 'bout, how 'bout a little tank and spank

Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
Here in cyberspace there's no disease
Pick a time, send a tell to me
Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

Do you wanna date my EQ char?
She's a star
And she's hotter than reality by far
Wanna date my EQ char?

Single, White Human
Looking for group
My stats so high
You'll be out of the loop

Got an uber leet staff
That you can't equip
Close your mouth up
Ladies this is pure nerdnip

I'm a pixel-based fantasy
A man so stoic
I hack and slash
Who the heck's more heroic?

Check me out, cloth armor
Fits me like a glove
Just twitter a time
I'm ready for love

[Omnimorph]

I'll pass, thanks though.

[Erasong]

old but i think its still funny.

[Shakedown7]

Id like to shoot a fat jizzbag full of HIV in you....Lets get married

[quellren]

Ahh, the Guild.
I love that show.


The asian girl makes me pokey in the pants.