When you have to pee but don't want to lose your camp

[Reguiy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_q0vbWffUQ&t=1m50s

[big_ole_jpn]

i dont have time to aim it into a bottle so i just go where i sit. i have severe rashes and the mold in my carpet is starting to give me a nasty cough

[indiscriminate_hater]

Amateur hour. Get a pair of 55-gallon drums and a single 5-gallon water container. Piss in 5-gallon until full then up-end into one of the big boys. Sell on black market & profit

[azeth]

keep your camp, lose your life

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I just have a spiral straw jammed in my peephole and connected to an old wooden jug.

[skarlorn]

It's sick that this is a contextually relevant memay

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Look, amateur, if you set it up right, you should be able to do a bio in ~ 30 seconds. Anything more than that, you obviously do not have your house set up in a eq-optimized arrangement, and are therefore, casual scum.

[Reguiy]

So far I've learned that this guy could clearly use some coaching.

[Pumpedup]

red teaches us to camp when we go afk for more then 1 minute, if you come back to find someone at your camp you kill them

[Jimjam]

http://i.imgur.com/cHh6o4C.jpg

[Baler]

Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0bwbcfd28

[big_ole_jpn]

Look, amateur, if you set it up right, you should be able to do a bio in ~ 30 seconds. Anything more than that, you obviously do not have your house set up in a eq-optimized arrangement, and are therefore, casual scum.

nobody called u on this?

takes me 45+ seconds of actual fluid production pee (inb4 pencildick). im going to hold my bladder as long as i can and time it for this thread. i encourage yall to do the same.

remember it is unhealthy to "push" and can cause chronic tension issues that effect fertility if done regularly.

[AzzarTheGod]

nobody called u on this?

takes me 45+ seconds of actual fluid production pee (inb4 pencildick). im going to hold my bladder as long as i can and time it for this thread. i encourage yall to do the same.

remember it is unhealthy to "push" and can cause chronic tension issues that effect fertility if done regularly.

rly?

wat if u don't push hard? I always give it a gentle push.

[skarlorn]

I pee constantly due to my levels of hydration. I just release. Let if flow. Let it go.

[AzzarTheGod]

I pee constantly due to my levels of hydration. I just release. Let if flow. Let it go.

same I have low/nonexistent vasopressin production, I have to drink 5-6 liters of water a day just to maintain normal hydration levels. Anything less is guaranteed dehydration.

IDK about the 5-6 liters, probably more. I drink about 7 bottles of Poland Spring towards dinner. And probably 3-4 more in addition to that. Each bottle is half a liter.

Piss every 2 hours minimum.

[Lhancelot]

same I have low/nonexistent vasopressin production, I have to drink 5-6 liters of water a day just to maintain normal hydration levels. Anything less is guaranteed dehydration.

IDK about the 5-6 liters, probably more. I drink about 7 bottles of Poland Spring towards dinner. And probably 3-4 more in addition to that. Each bottle is half a liter.

Piss every 2 hours minimum.

You should never have to worry about kidney stones, ffs hope not anyway. Worst pain ever, for real. :eek:

[TheDuck]

i played p99 for 5 years, the last 3 years i went really hard, and somehow ended up pissing in the cups that my house uses for drinking, id empty them and put them in the dishwasher and wait for the dishwasher to fill up over the weak. drink from them, pee in them. dishwasher. over and over again. until one of my friends found out and now i have no friends and everyone is disgusted at me for letting them drink out of piss cups. I am so ashamed.

[big_ole_jpn]

rly?

wat if u don't push hard? I always give it a gentle push.

it's probably normal to give it a gentle push, but it should feel more like a "release" than a "push" as Skarlorn intimated

[skarlorn]

I pee in the sink a lot. I'm a tall guy and I can peen directly into the drain. After, I spritz things up with a quick blast of water. I started doing this a couple years ago. Now, I do it without thinking. I also tend to forget to lock the doors in public bathrooms. I've really been trying to pee in the toilet more, but not because I think it's wrong or unsanitary. I just don't want to have to go through the trouble of talking someone into thinking it's okay.

[big_ole_jpn]

I've been peeing in the sink for many years. Not as unsanitary as it's made out to be. It's much less likely to wake my parents when i clear the pipes after my 2am jerk session than flushing the toilet! Quick rinse of water and boom all set.