Detoxx is an evil genius

[Litigator]

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<Law Offices of Norrath>

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I can no longer stay silent!

Having interacted with Detoxx in several forms--viewing him as a neutral party before my raiding career, being briefly under his leadership while in a guild he was leading, and lastly contesting against him while a member of one of his competitors, I believe that he is the least understood player on the server and is not truly appreciated for what he is: An evil genius.

Many lesser men attack Detoxx for any number of reasons; some are valid but many are not. I was not on this server from its beginnings, or his, but I have witnessed his rise and over time come to respect his genius.

Detoxx has shrugged off quite a few obstacles that would have sunk most of the rest of the server and has shown much foresight in his stewardship while leading aftermath/forsaken. I would submit the following evidence:

-When TMO folded and many made the poorly calculated move to go to red, Detoxx not only avoided this mistake but found a way to become the leader of the remnants of a very powerful guild. Then, shortly after <Forsaken> was founded they had a very public raid ban. Instead of letting this sink them, as many who will reply to this thread insisted at the time, he pressed on and grew his guild.

-While <Rampage> was Rampaging across Norrath, Detoxx found a way to ally with two other guilds to fight them. This forced Rampage to do the same thing, and Rampage ended up sniping the less desireable <Taken> away from Detoxx when they should have aimed for <Asgard> instead; <Asgard> had not pissed off a fraction of the server that <Taken> had pissed off. Rampage would have been better off aiming for <Anonymous> <Divinity> or any of the CSG guilds but instead they allied with possibly the most disliked raid guild outside of BDA.

-Even in spite of much negative publicity at the time, Detoxx was able to talk <Asgard> into a "merger" in which he would remain guild leader and lord over them. This was a masterstroke; in doing this he consumed a fairly well liked guild which was more than capable of remaining a separate entity. He eliminated a competitor and made himself stronger without firing a shot.

-The constant pressure of this alliance and the following guild <Aftermath> caused <Rampage> to over commit, trying to shut them out, and eventually burn out; opening the door for his domination.

-As leader of <Aftermath> he has not only kept his place as one of the top two guilds, he has somehow managed to improve public relations to the point that people now turn their fire at his competitor more than than him. He's constantly improving in this department and has shown himself willing to work towards rotations. Even if its a ruse, its a sucessful one.

Many people attack Detoxx for flying off the handle sometimes, but its better to be feared than loved and if you're going to be in the raiding business you cant roll over. Sometimes you have to knock people back into line.

Over time I have come to respect this evil genius for what it is. Half a dozen raid leaders of similar skill have come and gone since his rise, and he's still here on top.

[BallzDeep]

This sounds like it was written by Detoxx. I don't play anymore but don't like Aftermath for this reason....trying too hard for politics when no one gives a shit.

Detoxx was in Asgard and one of the officers/raid leaders so half of this holds no merit. Detoxx has whined, bitched, and complained and literally gotten like 25% of the mobs as every other guild he's faced.

[Samoht]

Detoxx was able to talk <Asgard> into a "merger" in which he would remain guild leader and lord over them. This was a masterstroke; in doing this he consumed a fairly well liked guild

LOL.

was more than capable of remaining a separate entity.

double LOL.

This sounds like it was written by Detoxx. I don't play anymore but don't like Aftermath for this reason....trying too hard for politics when no one gives a shit.

Detoxx was in Asgard and one of the officers/raid leaders so half of this holds no merit. Detoxx has whined, bitched, and complained and literally gotten like 25% of the mobs as every other guild he's faced.

I didn't know that Detoxx was in Asgard. That might explain how much praise they receive from OP and further validate your theory that Detoxx (or some other Asgard insider) wrote this himself.

[skarlorn]

detoxx is awful at pvp though.

[Ele]

concede concede concede concede concede concede

[fan D]

i launched Detoxx' career into superstardom. Back in TMO circa 2014 we were getting destroyed by the competition and I was posting in the member forums to just hand the guild over to Detoxx. Many times I did this because it was the obvious solution and the clear cut path to winning again.

ps: i was the real winner because I went to red instead of playing blue99 for velious

[big_ole_jpn]

in TMO

i was the real winner

https://i.imgur.com/9WxdHOi.png

[AzzarTheGod]

i launched Detoxx' career into superstardom. Back in TMO circa 2014 we were getting destroyed by the competition and I was posting in the member forums to just hand the guild over to Detoxx. Many times I did this because it was the obvious solution and the clear cut path to winning again.

ps: i was the real winner because I went to red instead of playing blue99 for velious

Beasts recognize beasts

God's recognize gods.

Different world, same symmetry.

You'll never finish me. *flicks toothpick at haters*

[Ella`Ella]

Beasts recognize beasts

God's recognize gods.

Different world, same symmetry.

You'll never finish me. *flicks toothpick at haters*

What's a god to a non-believer?

[Fragged]

When I joined Foreskin, I was quite nervous about Detoxx as a leader, having only read the slander on the forums. But he turned to the be a bro with giant heart, always thinking about whats best for the team.

[Pint]

He is one of these two things

[AzzarTheGod]

Detoxx got all my dawgs flooded. Nothing but big boy gear sitting in our inventories. All big boys rocking big boy gear in Aftermath.

Big boy charms, toting big boy thangs

[big_ole_jpn]

Detoxx got all my dawgs flooded. Nothing but big boy gear sitting in our inventories. All big boys rocking big boy gear in Aftermath.

Big boy charms, toting big boy thangs

swole post. left me feeling woke

[Alde]

I mean Detoxx just FTEed Statue, he's a boss.

[t3kn34k]

Kael races be like
http://i.imgur.com/dSB0Dzm.gif

[kotton05]

I mean Detoxx just FTEed Statue, he's a boss.

SO PROUD

/POPCORN

what will detoxx do next.

[Parz77]

but like, whats your point? RnF has gone downhill man.

[AzzarTheGod]

I thought I knew how to play EQ and get the most out of the game.

Then I met Detoxx.

[Spyder73]

No offense to Detoxx, but none of the 100 person neck beard cartel of super-raiders on this server should ever have “genius” attached to their name for any reason

[Bruno]

I don't think anyone ever associated detoxx with fear. More like cringe, like this thread.

[Stormfists]

Detoxx is only recognisable GL today.

I mean who even leads Awtaken?

[xKoopa]

I think its that the one guy

Idk his name just the avatar

[Stormfists]

Insignificant vs Detoxx

[skarlorn]

Chest, followed by Detoxx are the only Guild Leaders remaining on p99 with a long standing history of service to their fellow elves and deserve our admiration.

[Stormfists]

Chest, followed by Detoxx are the only Guild Leaders remaining on p99 with a long standing history of service to their fellow elves and deserve our admiration.

You are gay.

[Kushie]

Detoxx most vocal rules lawyer, a brave genius indeed.


CONCEDE

[xKoopa]

CONCEDE

[AzzarTheGod]

Chest, followed by Detoxx are the only Guild Leaders remaining on p99 with a long standing history of service to their fellow elves and deserve our admiration.


*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Random human player: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and you will! As the boss, you will meet, Detoxx is a good leader. As Skarlon has intimated, the Detoxx is the only one worthy of our admiration."

Human warrior: "Is the guild good?"

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and if you worship the boss Detoxx, you too will have a good experience here."

Human warrior: "I see well, I guess I will join the guild then."

Gnome rogue: "Oy, the boss, Detoxx, is a good leader."





All authentic account, with only the name "Detoxx" being adlibbed in place of "Adorak". Adorak was the leader that was being referenced in 2000 in the Qeynos Aqueduct on the Rallos Zek server by this Gnome rogue player.

Detoxx and Adorak are probably the same person at this point.


This gnome rogue was a knowledgeable fire giant, he sounded pretty important and I have no reason to doubt his assessment. Any questions?

[Spyder73]

Started out pretty solid and then quickly struck the reef and sank to the bottom of the ocean. Some creative editing could have solved this problem Azzar. For example, I would have gone this route instead.....

*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Chest: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Detoxx: We should conspire 16 years from now to ruin an emulated server by over camping the raid scene with no apparent end game or goal in mind

Chest: But that sounds insane

Detoxx: "Oy, but is it anymore insane than this?
*Detoxx takes off his robe to reveal the quivering nude body of a transgenered post operation male*

Chest: "I see well, I guess I will make the guild then. I shall call it BDA"
*Chest takes off his robe to reveal the body of an obese man covered in scar tissue*

Detoxx: "Oy, Detoxx is a gentle lover, and is a good leader."

*AzzarTheGod - Now fully aroused – slowly unzips his trousers and begins to stroke himself – As he is pounding his own flesh in the darkness, Chest looks up from his prone position to wink at AzzarTheGod with a shy smile*

[AzzarTheGod]

Spyder what you need to realize is that I didn't make up anything in the original account. That is 100% all accurate, everything including the quotes (save the adlibs) are 100% historically accurate.

There is a reason why Hollywood isn't a big fan of adopting True Fiction.

This was merely meant to retell a 17 year old story so others could appreciate Detoxx origins.

[AzzarTheGod]

But I like your adapted-for-the-big-screen Hollywood version just the same.

Chest and Detoxx deserve the Silver Screen treatment.

[vincenzo]

*******CUTSCENE*******

2 players are deep in the Qeynos Aqueducts, the year is 2000 A.D, a few short months after EQ had initially released.


The setting:


*Two players are seen standing facing each other, the 3rd player is AzzarTheGod, who is standing behind a pillar observing the two players from afar, eavesdropping on their conversation in secret.

AzzarTheGod had initially peeled around the corner, not expecting anyone so deep in the Aqueducts, but when he saw the first line of /say he quickly realized the 2 players were speaking as if they were completely alone together, and he retreated behind a vantage point as not to interrupt so he could fully appreciate what was happening in this clandestine conversation which was over 1,000 yards from any zoneline back to Qeynos*

Random human player: Yeah I am new to the server just looking to have fun

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and you will! As the boss, you will meet, Detoxx is a good leader. As Skarlon has intimated, the Detoxx is the only one worthy of our admiration."

Human warrior: "Is the guild good?"

Gnome rogue: "Oy, and if you worship the boss Detoxx, you too will have a good experience here."

Human warrior: "I see well, I guess I will join the guild then."

Gnome rogue: "Oy, the boss, Detoxx, is a good leader."





All authentic account, with only the name "Detoxx" being adlibbed in place of "Adorak". Adorak was the leader that was being referenced in 2000 in the Qeynos Aqueduct on the Rallos Zek server by this Gnome rogue player.

Detoxx and Adorak are probably the same person at this point.


This gnome rogue was a knowledgeable fire giant, he sounded pretty important and I have no reason to doubt his assessment. Any questions?

Anyone else hit the skip button every time they see Dikembe on these boards?

[AzzarTheGod]

Anyone else hit the skip button every time they see Dikembe on these boards?

That's a classic 99 story pal, take your big ass nose out of the thread if you don't like it.

[vincenzo]

Skip

[AzzarTheGod]

big nose confirmed

[coki]

ever wondered why Detoxx name is Detoxx? mysterious! indeed!

[xKoopa]

thread started off good then went downhill fast

[fan D]

remember that time Spyder73 had a good post



o


yikes

[ZiggyTheMuss]

This thread smells like stale sweat and farts.

[AzzarTheGod]

Like how I share a real authentic 1999 story (save the adlib) and you ungrateful shits are unable to appreciate it and some guy even edited to make a mockery of it.

As if I just made the whole thing up.

Go fuck yourselves.

[entruil]

Like how I share a real authentic 1999 story (save the adlib) and you ungrateful shits are unable to appreciate it and some guy even edited to make a mockery of it.

As if I just made the whole thing up.

Go fuck yourselves.

It's ill though... they already did.

[skarlorn]

Sry u got rustled azzar bud

[AzzarTheGod]

Sry u got rustled azzar bud

I just want to see a little more respect for 1999 you know?

Are ungrateful little toads that dont share any stories all this place has to offer?

This vicenzo guy must weigh over 500 pounds you gotta be a big boy with a slow frog brain and frog chin to not appreciate the story I shared.

[skarlorn]

some ppl here just do not respect classic ...

[Spyder73]

AzzarTheTriggeredGod

[big_ole_jpn]

have u never heard of god's wrath? gods r supposed to get triggered

[Turp]

concede concede concede concede concede concede

[AzzarTheGod]

have u never heard of god's wrath? gods r supposed to get triggered

[Whirled]

I had to share since this made me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1lXzKItFEI

[AzzarTheGod]

some ppl here just do not respect classic ...

I'm just blown away right now. I feel so sick this vincechinzo fella even took the time to put down an actual 1999 story ? it doesn't even make sense. wheres his stories? wheres his sharing?

half of these guys just don't care about the project

then the followup post trying to insinuate its some kind of whale tale that I manufactured. I thought I made it pretty clear all I did was adlib it for Detoxx's name and people still disrespected me by making up more stories and telling me they skip dikembe.

racially motivated? why else would he say he skips the posts. if anyone is triggered its this vincehinkso guy and hes triggered over seeing a black man in a mans avatar.

[vincenzo]

if anyone is triggered its this vincehinkso guy
Hahah

and hes triggered over seeing a black man in a mans avatar.

and the only rational conclusion is that I must be a racist.

I expected you to get triggered but damn boy... Thought you'd been around long enough to not have a meltdown.

[Kagey]

50,000 Pieces.

[Detoxx]

50,000 Pieces.

What a great reference to a great show! The Sopranos ranks among the top television series of all time, all while doing on a subscription service, HBO and before the times of mass pirating.

[Ella`Ella]

50,000 Pieces.

[fan D]

What a great reference to a great show! The Sopranos ranks among the top television series of all time, all while doing on a subscription service, HBO and before the times of mass pirating.

its really not tho

all the actors look like they belong in a circus, all goofy looking

[AzzarTheGod]

yaw shoulda put my dawg fandy and my kinda non-dawg Ragnaros in there. got some real Italians.

really tho the goons in the crews were just over the top, it added a ton of campy factor that wasn't necessary. Especially Chris's crew, Chris's crews over the entire series (different goons depending on the season) were probably the goofiest motherfuckers and just completely ridiculous.

I still like it x10 more than The Wire and it aged better than the Wire. I hate the Wire.

[Fael]

Jamie Lynn Sigler being a sex object is easily one of the more insulting non-truths pushed upon us by the mass media establishment.

[Ella`Ella]

^ coming from the guy that thinks Alanis Morissette was/is a 10.

[fan D]

Jamie Lynn Sigler being a sex object is easily one of the more insulting non-truths pushed upon us by the mass media establishment.

? is this kid an idiot

[aMindAmok]

Jamie Lynn Sigler being a sex object is easily one of the more insulting non-truths pushed upon us by the mass media establishment.

Not nearly as insulting as the cast of Sex in the City.

[TimTheToolmanTaylor]

Detoxx's to destroy list:

Rampage
Awakened

[kotton05]

Detoxx didn't kill AW. It's his lawyer doing the heavy work. Brella.

[Prismaticshop]

Detoxx's to destroy list:

Rampage
Awakened

Detoxx got Ramp's head

But AW's head ? It's brella. Magna cum laude p99 law school.

[dafier]

Small dick men usually get angry on/at video games and people who play them.

[nyclin]

is it considered RMT to pay, in cash, someone who no longer plays on p99 to litigate your raid petitions for you?

would love to hear sirken's opinion on that

[Tycoon]

I doubt they mind when it ends up as a donation to them

[Ella`Ella]

is it considered RMT to pay, in cash, someone who no longer plays on p99 to litigate your raid petitions for you?

would love to hear sirken's opinion on that

They pay me in the finest pixels in norrath.

[Swish]

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