Help me create a short story...

[Peatree]

OK all...here's how it works...I am going to start the story with a single sentence below....then it's up to you all to take it from there. Remember, each response should simply be a single added sentence, however...you can respond more than once....

Let's see what type of journey we take our protagonist on...:eek:

"It was a strangely quiet night at the bar on a cool winter's evening."

[Hoggen]

Undoutably, this was due to the total smoking ban that was put into effect the day before.

[Chanus]

Due to said lack of business as an alleged result of the total smoking ban, nothing much interesting happened.

[Slathar]

in walks a man in a black suit, fedora, and a bag from wendy's ranting about richard dawkins.

[Hoggen]

He reaches into his purple silk panties and pulls out a pack of cigs.

[rugerx]

His lighter reads Constellation Class Memory Alpha.

[Alawen Everywhere]

"Who is that busty Asian girl," he thought to himself, "And doesn't she get chilled running around in that little pink bikini on this cool winter's evening?"

[Uberom]

When the Asian girl turned around, I saw a giant bulge in her bikini, while simultaneously observing she had an adam's apple. "Better leave this one to Alawen," I chuckled.

[Hoggen]

The following night, it was decidedly warmer. The unnamed bar patron chalked it up to Global Warming.

[boboo]

The following night, it was decidedly warmer. The unnamed bar patron chalked it up to Global Warming.

The hoggen turned off Glenn Beck on his TV and went to bed

[boboo]

Then*

[boboo]

And then some alien came to Hoggen's house while he was sleeping and brought him to venus, a planet with a runaway greenhouse effect which makes the surface hellishly hot to make him understand the dangers of CO2 but forgot humans are not that sturdy and he melted in about 20 seconds

[Appaullo]

A new, different bar patron eyed the busty Asian in the pink bikini and realized that the crotch bulge and adams apple were merely ill placed wishful thinking and continued to watch her bounce around.

(Getting the story BACK on track).

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

She bounced over to the bar and ordered 6 shots of Goldschlagger.

[Alawen Everywhere]

One man stepped forward and said, "Let me get those for you." Another immediately responded, "No, let ME," and he was contested by another and then another. Soon, at least two dozen men with dilated pupils and a sheen of sweat began pushing and shoving each other and a full-fledged brawl broke out. The busty Asian girl knocked back her shots, giggled, sighed and bounced a few times for good measure.

[Chanus]

Meanwhile, someone in the corner is wondering if you people understand how this works.

[Slathar]

and then the asian girl pulls out a huge dildo with a chainsaw on it and saws off harrison's mr. potato like head jumps on the bar and lets loose a primal scream. then bounces.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Looking down from the bar, she spies a dubious looking individual in the corner. She advances on him, chainsaw raised, a malicious glint in her eyes. She's gonna show him just how this works.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Edit : Chainsaw-dildo. sorry.

[jilena]

Screeching "Is this how it works motherfucker?!", she swings the chainsaw-dildo down carving through one leg, then lightning fast she whips it back and thrusts it into his crotch, blood and bits of genitalia spraying everywhere...

[YendorLootmonkey]

Laying in a pool of his own blood and gore, the dubious-looking individual's last words were something about insisting that was not how it works.

[Alawen Everywhere]

Three blocks away, Officer Bob was just finishing up getting sucked off by a tranny prostitute named Lucille (previously Luke) when the call came in.

[Appaullo]

"Damn it all to hell!" Officer Bob growled as he gunned the engine in his patrol car, he sped off towards the bar proclaiming : "Not in my town!! Not again!!"

[YendorLootmonkey]

Officer Bob also muttered to himself that he was a mere 24 hours from retirement, which, we have all seen enough cop movies to know what that foreshadows.

[waldo]

By the time Officer Bob pulled up, the asian was gone. All that was left was a mutilated body and genitalia everywhere. In a high pitched wail officer bob shouted, "KAAAAAHN!!!!"

[Appaullo]

A moment later he stumbled back towards a chair and missed slumping to the floor muttering : "You asian bimbo you've killed the genitalia .... you asian bimbo ... you've killed the genitalia .... you asian bimbo ... YOU'VE KILLED THE GENITALIA!"

[jilena]

As he tried to lift his doughnut infused bulk off the floor he felt something squish under his hand, recoiled as realized he was groping some mangled genitals, slipped in some blood, and fell face first into the someone in the corner's now butchered crotch...