If you had to give up either sex or alcohol - which would it be?

[Peatree]

:eek::D:eek::D:eek::D:eek::D:eek:

[Chanus]

False dichotomy. I only get sex if I have alcohol!

Wait.

[Dyrkoon]

Is anyone actually able to decide?

Oh no...i'm a sexually active alcoholic

[Shannacore]

Whoever chose sex, YOU ARE SILLY

[Peatree]

I forgot to mention...you are only giving up sex with a partner...masturbation would still be allowed...

[Shannacore]

I forgot to mention...you are only giving up sex with a partner...masturbation would still be allowed...

lol.

[Hoggen]

Whoever chose sex, YOU ARE SILLY

Shanna, you or whoever/whatever you are doing it with, must not be doing it right. But as you are a woman, your statement suggests you may fall into the polling category of women that prefer shopping over sex.

[xshayla701]

Whoever chose sex, YOU ARE SILLY

WHAT ABOUT BEANBAG SEX?

[Peatree]

WHAT ABOUT BEANBAG SEX?

...I'm pretty sure that falls into the same category as masturbation...unless somehow a beanbag is your partner...:confused:

[Chanus]

WHAT ABOUT WOLFMAN SEX?

[Peatree]

...nope that's a partner in my book...if it's alive it's a partner...that includes Wolfman, hamsters, dogs, cats, pigs, horses, sheep, guinea pig, Rogean, etc...

[Chanus]

WAT IF I HAVE A SHEET WITH A HOLE CUT IN IT

[Peatree]

WAT IF I HAVE A SHEET WITH A HOLE CUT IN IT

...same as a sock...so masturbation...

[Chanus]

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=68932&title=hole-in-the-sheet

[Slathar]

i prefer getting violently drunk and wearing nothing but the mask from scream.

[quido]

This thread turned me into an abstinent homosexual teetotaler.

[guineapig]

This isn't even a tough decision.
Are people really that dependent on this substance? SO sad.

[AexDestroy]

lol bad poll. None of these people have ever had sex.

[guineapig]

lol bad poll. None of these people have ever had sex.

I require your services at my paternity hearing!!!


:p

[skulldudes]

beer is almost my favorite thing in the world

almost

[Ashimar]

WELL I CANT REALLY GIVE UP SOMETHING I AINT GETTING.

[Fourthmeal]

Booze is my only mistress

[Trademaster]

I gave up drinking some time ago.

And as long as you don't take my chloroform away, I'll keep getting sex. :D

[jilena]

I mean if it were cigarettes or sex... Or Everquest or sex... This might be a hard choice. But I have never been much of a drinker : (

[Harrison]

Where the fuck has you been, hoe?

[jilena]

I had to RL it for a while now I am back at 50%.. okay more like 25%... But here!

[Erasong]

i asked him the same thing. guy just comes back out of no where like its OK!

[Autotune]

can always use drugs in place of alcohol.

next poll.

[SlankyLanky]

i picked sex. not having sex for a day doesnt make me violently ill.

[jilena]

i asked him the same thing. guy just comes back out of no where like its OK!

OMG why do you want to hurt me. I missed you so much and you act like you want me to just stay gone. THIS IS UNBEARABLE. THE PAIN.

Did I ever mention that soloing on a ranger no matter how twinked is boring as fuck?

[hedbonker]

Did I ever mention that soloing no matter how twinked is boring as fuck?

Fixed.