Twochain
09-24-2016, 12:13 PM
>> Be me, Twochain.
>> Slaying frogs and shit at C/E camp in Sebilis.
>> Enchanter shouts: CC?
>> Group Shouts: C/E
>> Enchanter has full autistic meltdown. As if he was just told PBS will stop airing Thomas The Train.
>> Enchanter Shouts: YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE BOTH CAMPS YOU CAN EITHER TAKE CRYPT OR YOU CAN TAKE EMP THATS FUCKING IT BOZOS YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CAMP ETIQUETTE
>> Group: Wat.
>> Enchanter shouts: I'm claiming emperor.
>> :confused:ConfusedBlackGuy:confused:.jpg
>> I, Twochain, decide i'll be the autist soother on behalf of the group.
>> Enchanter resists Spell: Soothe of Autist
>> Damnit, he must have his ear muffs locked and loaded.
>> Enchanter: It's a known fact you cannot claim both camps.
>> Twochain: So.. you're really going to create a group just to camp Emp??
>> Enchanter: I'M GOING TO SOLO EMPEROR CAMP. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTHH
>> Wat.
>> Twochain: But.. how are you going to get passed the locked door..?
>> Enchanter: YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH CAMPS. I SOLO EMP ALL OF THE TIME.
>> Try to reason with enchanter for 15-20 more minutes. He didn't know it at the time, but I too dabble in autism.
>> Enchanter stops answering tells. /shrug
>> Magical enchanter who can pick locks never appears.
>> 45 minutes go by, group ded, dropz sucks. Rogue /exit without letting us out.
>> Goddamnit.jpg
>> Flop near door, surrounded by 3 frogs and maybe a shitty skeleton or some shit.
>> Twochain has fallen to the ground.
>> Mother FUCKER
>> Stand up, run straight to the door.
>> 24% hp, FD lands. Phew.
>> At the same time I flop, i notice there is someone chilling in the corner right inside the door.
>> SHIT I didn't know someone was there.. Why the fuck would someone just sit there? Shits dangerous out here.
>> MFW I realize it's Mr. Enchanter. :rolleyes:
>> MR. minimal eye contact is semi AFK, undoubtedly reading his Hard Copy Edition of LawyerQuest volume 4: Jurisdiction of camp radii.
>> Proceeds to get shit pushed in by frogs and shitty skeleton.
>> Enchanter tells you: YOU JUST FUCKING TRAINED ME ON FUCKING PURPOSE. JOKES ON FUCKING YOU THOUGH BECAUSE I'VE BEEN RECORDING FRAPS THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND I HAVE FUCKING PROOF THAT YOU JUST FUCKING TRAINED ME ON PURPOSE. YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED. I HAVE THE FUCKING PROOF. REEE
>> Twochain says: Look man.. i didn't train you on purpose. Honestly i was just trying to flop to the door. How on earth would I be able to know you were there?
>> Enchanter tells you: YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR. I'M WATCHING THE FUCKING PROOF RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING TRAINED ME ON FUCKING PURPOSE KID. YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED. I'M UPLOADING FRAPS TO SUBMIT PETITION RIGHT NOW. ENJOY YOU'RE(:o) FUCKING BAN.
>> Twochain says: I honestly don't give a fuck. I'm fucking glad i trained you. I'm glad you died, because you're a piece of shit. You could have just joined the group. You could have gone about things differently. But you didn't. I didn't train you on purpose, but i'm glad you fucking died. I hope I do get banned, I'll be relieved to never come across someone like you again.
>> Log off, uninstall 3-4 months.
Seriously though. The whole situation pissed me off so bad. It felt like two whole cycles I was non stop replying to this guys tells. I understood that they are technically two different camps. But.. we were there first. All mobs were killed with about 6 minutes to spare on repop timer. I would have given him emp if he had showed up and started to solo the entire camp. (And picked the lock..) But he never even showed his face. I don't think we would have HAD to.. but the group was starting to break up anyway. We hadn't gotten any drops in the ~2 hours we were there.. and this guy was pretty much killing our will to play. I'm still glad he fucking died.
>> Slaying frogs and shit at C/E camp in Sebilis.
>> Enchanter shouts: CC?
>> Group Shouts: C/E
>> Enchanter has full autistic meltdown. As if he was just told PBS will stop airing Thomas The Train.
>> Enchanter Shouts: YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE BOTH CAMPS YOU CAN EITHER TAKE CRYPT OR YOU CAN TAKE EMP THATS FUCKING IT BOZOS YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT CAMP ETIQUETTE
>> Group: Wat.
>> Enchanter shouts: I'm claiming emperor.
>> :confused:ConfusedBlackGuy:confused:.jpg
>> I, Twochain, decide i'll be the autist soother on behalf of the group.
>> Enchanter resists Spell: Soothe of Autist
>> Damnit, he must have his ear muffs locked and loaded.
>> Enchanter: It's a known fact you cannot claim both camps.
>> Twochain: So.. you're really going to create a group just to camp Emp??
>> Enchanter: I'M GOING TO SOLO EMPEROR CAMP. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTHH
>> Wat.
>> Twochain: But.. how are you going to get passed the locked door..?
>> Enchanter: YOU CANNOT HAVE BOTH CAMPS. I SOLO EMP ALL OF THE TIME.
>> Try to reason with enchanter for 15-20 more minutes. He didn't know it at the time, but I too dabble in autism.
>> Enchanter stops answering tells. /shrug
>> Magical enchanter who can pick locks never appears.
>> 45 minutes go by, group ded, dropz sucks. Rogue /exit without letting us out.
>> Goddamnit.jpg
>> Flop near door, surrounded by 3 frogs and maybe a shitty skeleton or some shit.
>> Twochain has fallen to the ground.
>> Mother FUCKER
>> Stand up, run straight to the door.
>> 24% hp, FD lands. Phew.
>> At the same time I flop, i notice there is someone chilling in the corner right inside the door.
>> SHIT I didn't know someone was there.. Why the fuck would someone just sit there? Shits dangerous out here.
>> MFW I realize it's Mr. Enchanter. :rolleyes:
>> MR. minimal eye contact is semi AFK, undoubtedly reading his Hard Copy Edition of LawyerQuest volume 4: Jurisdiction of camp radii.
>> Proceeds to get shit pushed in by frogs and shitty skeleton.
>> Enchanter tells you: YOU JUST FUCKING TRAINED ME ON FUCKING PURPOSE. JOKES ON FUCKING YOU THOUGH BECAUSE I'VE BEEN RECORDING FRAPS THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND I HAVE FUCKING PROOF THAT YOU JUST FUCKING TRAINED ME ON PURPOSE. YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED. I HAVE THE FUCKING PROOF. REEE
>> Twochain says: Look man.. i didn't train you on purpose. Honestly i was just trying to flop to the door. How on earth would I be able to know you were there?
>> Enchanter tells you: YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR. I'M WATCHING THE FUCKING PROOF RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING TRAINED ME ON FUCKING PURPOSE KID. YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED. I'M UPLOADING FRAPS TO SUBMIT PETITION RIGHT NOW. ENJOY YOU'RE(:o) FUCKING BAN.
>> Twochain says: I honestly don't give a fuck. I'm fucking glad i trained you. I'm glad you died, because you're a piece of shit. You could have just joined the group. You could have gone about things differently. But you didn't. I didn't train you on purpose, but i'm glad you fucking died. I hope I do get banned, I'll be relieved to never come across someone like you again.
>> Log off, uninstall 3-4 months.
Seriously though. The whole situation pissed me off so bad. It felt like two whole cycles I was non stop replying to this guys tells. I understood that they are technically two different camps. But.. we were there first. All mobs were killed with about 6 minutes to spare on repop timer. I would have given him emp if he had showed up and started to solo the entire camp. (And picked the lock..) But he never even showed his face. I don't think we would have HAD to.. but the group was starting to break up anyway. We hadn't gotten any drops in the ~2 hours we were there.. and this guy was pretty much killing our will to play. I'm still glad he fucking died.