Rate the Staff Here (NO BASHING)

[skarlorn]

rule 1. u bash u banned :o
rule 2. rank ur favorite staff member atm - please explain your answer
rule 3. rank ur least favorite staff member atm - please explain your answer
rule 4. don't tell any staff about this thread

I'll start.


BEST - I give Sir Ken a Five Star Rating. This is because he's a very handsome elf wielding epic 2.0. One time, he turned me and my party into Frogloks. He is also responsive to inquiries. I am rating him as my favorite P99 Staff member atm because of his consistent ruling in the banning of raid scum who think they are above the Law.

WORST - I give Haynar a TWO STAR RATING. He's well intentioned and posts funny stuff sometimes, but since the patch, I have not been able to craft Leather Padding. This means I haven't been able to craft Fine Plate for my friends in Ways of Yore. I have taken this extremely personally and am lashing out in RL at people who have nothing to do with it.

[azeth]

You had a good run

[skarlorn]

On my knees, I swear Fealty to the God Emperor Rogean and all his Cronies: Sirkdawg, Llandris, Aussie, and all the other Lesser Gods whom I have forgotten. But like any devout religious believer, we should be able to openly express which of the Angels/Gods are our most/least favorite.

[maskedmelon]

I like Nilbog because he communicated with me... Sorta ^^

I don't really dislike any staff ^^

[maskedmelon]

Oh, forgot

11star

[skarlorn]

I like Nilbog because he communicated with me... Sorta ^^

I don't really dislike any staff ^^

Nilbog went way up in my rankings when i realized his name is goblin backwards. Unfortunately, i haven't seen much of him lately so Sirk dawg is at the #1 spot

[skarlorn]

amelinda + derubael

do NOT violate the rules of the law.

which is your favorite? and your least?

EXPLAIN UR REASONING.

[Spyder73]

Best seems to be Llandris. I have not had many dealings with the staff recently, but when I have needed someone Llandris is the first to respond and always prompt and polite. Plus I like the cat Gifs his alt account posts. I give Llandris 4.5 shurikens out of 5.

In normal circumstances I would vote Sir Ken as the worst due to his general IDGAF mindset when dealing with the unwashed masses and his lack of acknowledgement that I created an entire album dedicated to his glory, but that would have to be in a world where a certain little dwarf did not exist. The worst is unquestionably Braknar. His unwieldy nature towards certain aspects of the naming policy can only be described as unreasonable and outdated. Add in the big time attitude he carries when dealing with the general public and you get the Wu’Tang rating 0.5 shurikens out of 5.

Tekilya Wu'Tang - 60th ranked Grandmaster Monk of Qeynos and The Butcher of Blackburrow Den.

[mattydef]

Braknar is the only GM I have ever seen, and he turned our rogue into a row boat. He gets a thumbs up from me.

[myriverse]

Not brown-nosing, but I like them all equally. I applaud everything they do for putting up with the bozos 'round here. Never actually interacted with any of them though. Liked Derubael too.

[maskedmelon]

Nilbog went way up in my rankings when i realized his name is goblin backwards. Unfortunately, i haven't seen much of him lately so Sirk dawg is at the #1 spot

I never made that connection! I do recall reading a book a few years ago and realizing that goblin was nil oh backwars. It made me think of our dev ^^ I wonder if he realizes?

[maskedmelon]

Fucking phone -.-* Should have read "nilbog backwards" not "nil oh backwars"

[Kushie]

Amelinda and Derubael were the best.

[khysanth]

old timers remember the tyrannical and biased reign of uthgaard

[arsenalpow]

Braknar seems to genuinely give a fuck and I know he busts his ass, but is hamstrung by the system and other staff members - 4/5

Sirken's lust for attention, wanting to be liked, and his bff relationship with certain folks in the A/A guilds creates an imbalanced raid scene that requires you to be in that circle to get anything done. He does a bunch of petition work so I guess that's something, but a lot of it is due to his own raid scene inaction - 1/5

Llandris is Swish right? - 0/5

Rogean/Bog made the server and keep it alive - 5/5

[Obeast44]

Cant complain each time ive had an issue GMs responded faster than what they did on the live servers back in the day.

[Sage Truthbearer]

Uthgaard used to make scripted GM events that are original and extremely fun, and we got them very frequently.

As an old timer, when you look at the big picture the days of Uthgaard were probably my favorite times playing P99.

[Ahldagor]

Nilbig, was Troll 2 the inspiration for your name?

[Ahldagor]

Nilbog*

Damn these thumbs.

[arsenalpow]

it's just goblin backwards I thought

[AzzarTheGod]

Uthgaard used to make scripted GM events that are original and extremely fun, and we got them very frequently.

As an old timer, when you look at the big picture the days of Uthgaard were probably my favorite times playing P99.

Uthgaard era was definitely some of the best times to play the project.

A lot of people here can't relate, they either weren't high level enough or didn't participate or just didn't know how to appreciate goodness.

There is a reason people beg for Uthgaard to come back when he posts here.

[khysanth]

there's a reason rnf begs for it

[Sillyturtle]

Rogean and nilbog. Because they have continually, for years, pushed content out and developed this place despite the MASSIVE amount of whining and bitching and complaining and negativity there must have been. The amount of pure shit that these guys must have slogged through or had to endure from the no forehead knuckle dragging cheeto enthusiasts boggles the mind.

Many, many projects like this have lost momentum and died over the years. Many haven't even launched successfully. While I wasn't here at the beginning and I have no way of knowing if Rogean and nilbog launcehd the project (I'm going to assume they did) then the fact this server is in the brilliant condition it is (talking codewise and stuff, not economy etc) is a testament to their ability, their drive and their clarity of vision on what they want to accomplish.

That's why they're #1.

[Angushjalmur]

He is also responsive to inquiries. I am rating him as my favorite P99 Staff member atm because of his consistent ruling in the banning of raid scum who think they are above the Law.


because of his consistent ruling
consistent
You had a good run

[skarlorn]

http://i.imgur.com/znWudhH.jpg

[skarlorn]

remember 2 keep it friendly and open hearted. we want this thread to be a warm place.

[entruil]

http://i.imgur.com/znWudhH.jpg

picture made me want to fish...

heres my clipboard -

http://i.imgur.com/EOUJUbg.jpg


praise staff... peace

[fan D]

aussie because he would port around and give me illusons

and one time in sebilis a CSS was going to rot and he held the corpse so i could clear my way down and loot it. i proceeded to sell it and he said he only did it because he thought i'd use it. o well

aussie#1

[Pokesan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG6oHF_NAPU

"got a little knobby job from a fatty" "

god i miss hurb

[Teako]

Shout out to Papaver who drunkenly turned me into a spectre the size of oasis years ago when I first started.

You made me believe in EQ again.

[bigbard1]

Giving Llandris a 1 star. Was 5 star when he joined staff but he slowly warped into Sicucksky over time. Doesn't answer PMs and bans accounts for no reason at all. I can search right now and find 20+ pages of ni**** and fa**** on the forums with no bans. Forums used to be fun and interactive now they are just boring.

[bigbard1]

Also giving Braknar a 1 star. Posted proof with receipts for RMT and he just said he's ok summer vacation. Here we are about 5 months after the post and the guy still roams free unbanned with his SoD he purchased and accounts/gear.

[AzzarTheGod]

Also giving Braknar a 1 star. Posted proof with receipts for RMT and he just said he's ok summer vacation. Here we are about 5 months after the post and the guy still roams free unbanned with his SoD he purchased and accounts/gear.

Sad if true and would definitely change my opinion assuming the proof is real deal.

SoD is very serious RMT.

[Sodors Finest Poster]

What is Redwjamz doing these days?

[Loke]

Nilbog - 5/5, by far the best thing to happen to this server. I haven't spoken to him in years, and even then it was only a couple times when we needed to escalate an issue to his level of decision making, but his IDGAF attitude always kept him extremely fair and objective. Seriously not trying to be a sycophant, but we should all be thankful someone like him is part of the leadership of this project.

Rogean - 4/5, I think Rogean is kind of in the same boat as Nilbog, but the fact that he had to interact with the player base so much more than Nilbog made his job harder. If he could have just maintained the server and ignored the players like Nilbog seemed to do most of the time he'd probably be 5/5. Loses a point because he inevitably got buddy-buddy with some players and that always creates a conflict of interest. Even so, in almost all my dealings with him when I was handling that sort of stuff for DA, I always felt he tried to remain objective and fair in his rulings. Him stepping back and taking a smaller role in GM issues has been a bad thing for the server imo.

Hobby - 4/5, not a lot to say about Hobby, which is a good thing. Occasionally he got shit from both sides accusing him of playing favorites, but seemed pretty objective for the most part. No drama or scandals that I'm aware of (aside from the claim that he was Virtuosos, which I don't know if it is true).

Uthgaard & Cyrius - 3/5, even though both of these guys eventually snapped, both were decent for the majority of their time GMing. Uthgaard loses points because he jumped to conclusions and would often take someone telling their side of the story as some sort of personal attack on his authority, and Cyrius loses points becaue Uu had a big anti-raid guild bias. Uu also loses points because of his ridiculous decision to ban 7 of the 9 DA officers (only Appollo and myself didn't get suspended). That lasted all of a couple hours before big Rogean stepped in and ended Cyrius's power trip.

Not going to comment on any others since current staff apparently can't handle criticism and only want to hear the praise of sycophants. I think punishing people for criticizing GMs has been a negative influence on the server. Sure, we lost a few GMs because they got sick of the criticism, but those people needed to go anyway (mainly Cyrius and Uthgaard). Both were good GMs for awhile, but clearly got burned out and started being unreasonable as a result.

[Whirled]

A wise man once said to love thy neighbor.

[Angushjalmur]

A wise man once said to love thy neighbor.

He also said "god dammit, judas, you fucking basic bitch. You spilled wine water all over my sandals".

[Raev]

The staff put an amazing amount of free time into the server, whether it's Nilbog's painstaking attention to detail, Rogean fixing server problems at 3AM, Braknar banning RMTers, Haynar breaking pathing, Llandris answering fucktons of petitions, Sirken reimbursing items for me multiple times, or whatever else I don't see.

Yes, I have some complaints. I wish we could get Luclin and POP (or variants of that don't offend Nilbog as much). I wish they would get another dev to fix AC caps, aggro, resists, etc. I wish they would put more energy into the raid scene rather than catering purely to poopsockers. I wish they would ban Skarlorn for being a boring shitposter.

But on the whole, this free project is in many ways more polished than a commercial one. It's pretty amazing, and we should focus on the positives rather than the negatives.

[Stormfists]

Best: Deru

For knowing so much about the Chardok platlord syndicate and not snitching to Sirken and basically being a sleeper agent for a very very... very long time.

Worst: Deru

For getting caught.

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Nilborg deserves more than anyone.

Rogean use to be a really cool dude, I think he's over this project and has moved on to better pastures

Sirken- use to be cool when he supported the red99 community. Although, he is a bro when it comes to Game of thrones

Uthguard- miss that cat

That's all who I really appreciate. The other devs like Wind stayed out of affairs regulary

[Whirled]

He also said "god dammit, judas, you fucking basic bitch. You spilled wine water all over my sandals".

So, you're saying, Judas RMT'ed for 30 pieces of silver?

[bigbard1]

Best: Deru

For knowing so much about the Chardok platlord syndicate and not snitching to Sirken and basically being a sleeper agent for a very very... very long time.

Worst: Deru

For getting caught.

Yah took Rogean 5 years to kill the biggest RMT scheme on blue right before it died to revamp.

[Nibblewitz]

Was the RMT scheme killed, or was it streamlined?

[myriverse]

it's just goblin backwards I thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTfjb8Fgiyg

[bigbard1]

Was the RMT scheme killed, or was it streamlined?

No comment. But how chardok was allowed to ruin this server for 5 years is sad.

[Raev]

I always suspected Chardok was a hive of RMT and villainy, but what were the details? Heallun maybe? Vyal?

[AzzarTheGod]

He also said "god dammit, judas, you fucking basic bitch. You spilled wine water all over my sandals".

Actually Judas said that to Jesus over the oils being wasted and spilled on his feet (sandals in your case) and excessive lifestyle he was living.

I know you were just joking, but thought it was funny that the inverse is actually a historical accuracy from the Book of Judas recovered in....Egypt was it? I can't recall.

[skarlorn]

Actually Judas said that to Jesus over the oils being wasted and spilled on his feet (sandals in your case) and excessive lifestyle he was living.


This is a good start, let's see the story rendered in a rap ballad

[Sirken]

do not post people's real life pictures. i do not care if they are banned players or not.

[skarlorn]

do not post people's real life pictures. i do not care if they are banned players or not.

http://i.imgur.com/IVmaezb.jpg

[khysanth]

how do we even know if the picture is of a P99 player or not

[bigbard1]

I always suspected Chardok was a hive of RMT and villainy, but what were the details? Heallun maybe? Vyal?

If you are wondering where it was look at the guys who stay in there over 20 hours a week making $8 an hour selling platinum.

[Bones]

Nilbog went way up in my rankings when i realized his name is goblin backwards.

also the original dev for this server and the reason it exists

doesn't get enough love imo

[skarlorn]

also the original dev for this server and the reason it exists

doesn't get enough love imo

*tips turban*

[jpetrick]

I always suspected Chardok was a hive of RMT and villainy, but what were the details? Heallun maybe? Vyal?

Vyal and I were pretty good friends when he was still playing. He gave me his account info so if you see him online it's probably me.

[skarlorn]

p glad this box exists. i have a lot of fun running from SRo to Guk.

not glad that I can't make leather padding, and thus cannot make Fine Plate. This server does not offer a good Dwarf Quest experience.

Ty

[Stormfists]

I always suspected Chardok was a hive of RMT and villainy, but what were the details? Heallun maybe? Vyal?

Not everyone who chardoked was involved.

But I'd say there was... 8 (?? someone correct me if I'm under) people who basically pooled all their plat into RMT and banked a LOT of characters sold everything and split the profits.

Over the years they've sold more characters/plat than you could shake a stick at. I mean I'm not under estimating when I say we're talking tens of thousands of doll hairs.

They were and still are pretty much invincible since I see some of their mains still in top guilds still raiding and still with no fucks given. Smudge used to boast they had like 10 toons benched just in case mains got banned then they would just hop onto a new account.

The thing I find a-fucking-mazing is the sheer number of people who knew about all of this but did fuck all for so long. Illuminati if you ask me.

[AzzarTheGod]

Not everyone who chardoked was involved.

But I'd say there was... 8 (?? someone correct me if I'm under) people who basically pooled all their plat into RMT and banked a LOT of characters sold everything and split the profits.

Over the years they've sold more characters/plat than you could shake a stick at. I mean I'm not under estimating when I say we're talking tens of thousands of doll hairs.


Grossly underestimating some things but I won't comment on the forums about it.

Lets just say we have doll-hair numbers from just small 1 person that far exceed your estimation, nevermind the big doll collectors, I couldn't even speculate on that based on the small 1 person doll-hair figure we do have.

[bigbard1]

Not everyone who chardoked was involved.

But I'd say there was... 8 (?? someone correct me if I'm under) people who basically pooled all their plat into RMT and banked a LOT of characters sold everything and split the profits.

Over the years they've sold more characters/plat than you could shake a stick at. I mean I'm not under estimating when I say we're talking tens of thousands of doll hairs.

They were and still are pretty much invincible since I see some of their mains still in top guilds still raiding and still with no fucks given. Smudge used to boast they had like 10 toons benched just in case mains got banned then they would just hop onto a new account.

The thing I find a-fucking-mazing is the sheer number of people who knew about all of this but did fuck all for so long. Illuminati if you ask me.

The thing is the only RMT banning going on is from little sting Braknar sets you up for on one of the sites.

[Pokesan]

massively woke posts on this page

[Nirgon]

People having to fear their RL pic being posted here says a lot about the kind of people you'll run into in your emulated travels through Norrath

[Sorn]

Nilbog is the best! He's level-headed, dedicated, and acts as the northern star for p99. If you ever lose your way along the path to classic, look to him! :) He's also super nice and accepts help from anyone willing to give it when it comes to improving this server.

Also, to everyone asking if he knows that nilbog is goblin spelled backwards, here's his response to my first 'how do you pronounce your character names' thread: http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1992573&postcount=29

[Nirgon]

I'm hoping it wasn't Nilbog who axed the dark night times, but I know he does refuse to allow item loot on the Rallos Zek FFA type server. He's the best but that was kind of a big "fuck you dont care if its not classic". :(

Maybe this server will see working stamina drain changes for swimming and melee. One can hope.

[skarlorn]

This thread is a great way for the GMs to flag people who will be Elf Terrorists in the future.

[Sirken]

I'm hoping it wasn't Nilbog who axed the dark night times, but I know he does refuse to allow item loot on the Rallos Zek FFA type server. He's the best but that was kind of a big "fuck you dont care if its not classic". :(

Nilbog is one of the biggest supporters of item loot on the staff. not sure where you're getting your info

[Bardalicious]

Derubael #1 because he was the only one to go out of his way to help me when someone jacked my account when they implemented the account linking and recovery systems here at P99 that allowed previously unchangeable passwords to be changed again without having to know them.

Sirken is def bottom of the list because he's too worried about vying for attention and acting like he's running in some forever-long popularity contest in a 17 year old gaming community filled with a bunch of aging male nerds. And because he nerfed my name on red 3 years after the server launched despite being a day 1 creation that GM's had been fully aware of for quite some time, which accurately portrays how willy-nilly and unpredictable his decision making process is. (drugs)

[Linksfather]

The staff doesnt care. .. is that bashing?
Braknar gives favoritism.
Sirken makes decisions without all the facts.

Staff rated

[AzzarTheGod]

The staff doesnt care. .. is that bashing?
Braknar gives favoritism.
Sirken makes decisions without all the facts.

Staff rated

Well since its been hit on before, I'll say again I wasn't a huge fan of how Braknar handled some live streamers situations. Specifically a certain girl.

If he did more bans of non-sting related rice-trades I'd probably give him a wide berth and 5 star rating because he does seem to do a lot of work before all that drama kicked off. I think he hit the deck since, or possibly lost some steam. Understandably so given the circumstances.

As for Sirken, has done a better job than the rest, and I think that speaks to his longevity and status on the project. As a bonus, he has taken action on rice-trade bans when handed smoking gun information on major deals. Sometimes hitting up to 33 veteran accounts on a single deal. (Since it was mentioned earlier, it was on my mind. And it stands out to me as a huge positive)

Albeit it was somewhat reluctantly, but I don't think anyone likes to ban veteran players over rice-trading for what its worth. And that seems to be the road Braknar has taken by declining player submitted proof in certain circumstances.

With Sirken due to his position, people are going to find things to complain about, but since I am not a top 3 guild raider, I never cared much for the criticism of him.

A lot of the criticism of Sirken seems very overblown, and I am always glad to hear about who's upset now because someone got such and such a call. Because when I read the details its mostly people with an agenda or people venting they lost a call.

Everyone wants to be on the receiving end of a call, that's the nature of the beast.

[entruil]

Nilbog is one of the biggest supporters of item loot on the staff.

praise Nilbog

[LostCause]

http://i.imgur.com/I5KsYpp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/J0DvWDC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/O9tXqwf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gEuQKhi.jpg

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Nilbog is one of the biggest supporters of item loot on the staff. not sure where you're getting your info

Well bro Sirken looks like you are loosing this popularity contest.


I wonder , what is your take on the Project1999 community? It would be interesting to hear who you think sucks the worse?

[Nirgon]

Nilbog is one of the biggest supporters of item loot on the staff. not sure where you're getting your info

Just the fact that the server doesn't have it. Just crazy old me there.

But good to know, stick it on there and you won't have everyone running around with AoNs in their general slots instead of bags.

Good to see u btw. Hope Haynar or whoever's dark night times come back and the whiners can join the "qq no map" crowd that threatened to quit and didn't.

EverQuest.

[Wooptie]

i've never dealt with anybody but barkadar but he gets a F-

[bigbard1]

Red is dead as fuck. There will never be another another server. I mean discord was announced what a year ago? LOL

[AzzarTheGod]

My endorsement of Sirken was valued at +25 votes. He's in the lead I'm afraid.

[Nirgon]

Still no clue when item loot will be on red

Not sure where I will get this info

But if/when you relaunch with a classic rule set, hit my ass up

I promise I'll be a good boy this time

[AzzarTheGod]

^

I think we'll hear about item loot sometime before we get the Discord info, on nevuary 1st.

[Nirgon]

Make night times dark again

[skarlorn]

Make night times dark again

praise be to the Old Sparrow

[Zade]

Swish is my favorite staff member.

Sirken has my favorite flesh member.

Uthgaard because boats.



Fuck that Zade guy tho. corrupt as fuk.

[Zade]

On a serious note, Eunomia was amazing. The entire time I was a guide, she was exemplary. I was doing at least 100 IP exemptions a day up until I quit. I was the only one doing them for a loooooooooooong time. After I left, she took it over like a trooper. Eventually, the Tard Force burned her out too.

Cleanest whistle on either box.


<3

[skarlorn]

Eventually, the Tard Force burned her out too.


is "Tard Force" staff slang for the playerbase? :)

[bigbard1]

On a serious note, Eunomia was amazing. The entire time I was a guide, she was exemplary. I was doing at least 100 IP exemptions a day up until I quit. I was the only one doing them for a loooooooooooong time. After I left, she took it over like a trooper. Eventually, the Tard Force burned her out too.

Cleanest whistle on either box.


<3

Damn 100 Ip exemptions a day on a 1k pop server.

Idiot

[AzzarTheGod]

Damn 100 Ip exemptions a day on a 1k pop server.

Idiot

Never forget the 100 gabillion exemptions

[Angushjalmur]

is "Tard Force" staff slang for the playerbase? :)

Zade confirmed player bashing pls ban

[Baler]

Ban OP

[Swish]

On a serious note, Eunomia was amazing. The entire time I was a guide, she was exemplary. I was doing at least 100 IP exemptions a day up until I quit. I was the only one doing them for a loooooooooooong time. After I left, she took it over like a trooper. Eventually, the Tard Force burned her out too.

Cleanest whistle on either box.


<3

They sent her to red, it was hilarious watching ooc getting policed. She had it nailed to the point where people couldnt even get a "pras" in when someone was killed....so if a shock death happened you'd see everyone start auction spamming instead. Funny shit. She would have lasted longer without that mission I think.

[skarlorn]

They sent her to red, it was hilarious watching ooc getting policed. She had it nailed to the point where people couldnt even get a "pras" in when someone was killed....so if a shock death happened you'd see everyone start auction spamming instead. Funny shit. She would have lasted longer without that mission I think.

was she seriously making it illegal to pras?

[Sirken]

They sent her to red, it was hilarious watching ooc getting policed. She had it nailed to the point where people couldnt even get a "pras" in when someone was killed....so if a shock death happened you'd see everyone start auction spamming instead. Funny shit. She would have lasted longer without that mission I think.

to be fair, we don't force any staff on to either server. we ask that all staff try to put in time on both, but no staff members have ever been "sent to red" for any purpose ;)

[Baler]

Ban OP
Make him use his real account. Exposed as fuck.

[AzzarTheGod]

was she seriously making it illegal to pras?

yes I was there. was funny and I got a warning.

people switched to LFG Pras event. etc to get around the new rule.

drove her right off back to blue.

[AzzarTheGod]

was she seriously making it illegal to pras?

in fact, all OOC was illegal. so you had to LFG mostly everything. it was like trucker radio protocol.

like "breaker,breaker" but instead you'd be like LFG, LFG such and such. and someone would reply LFG, such and such.

Good times, emergent gameplay.

[Baler]

I received a racial warning for the word ***** used in a gif for 0.8seconds by Eunomia. I dare you to search the forums for the word *****.

This was the gif
http://i.imgur.com/3z0YADg.gif

It's been posted atleast 2 times after I posted it and those 2 people recieved no warning. Because it's not racist!!!

[skarlorn]

that is pretty funny AzzartheGod

i definitely had a form of chucklin

[Pokesan]

guess the staffs penis size

Nilbog got a donkey dick
eunomia small

[Lhancelot]

to be fair, we don't force any staff on to either server. we ask that all staff try to put in time on both, but no staff members have ever been "sent to red" for any purpose ;)

I think this confirms Red is actually a purgatory where the guides in need of the most awful punishment are sent.

[AzzarTheGod]

I think this confirms Red is actually a purgatory where the guides in need of the most awful punishment are sent.

That was my interpretation as well.

[maskedmelon]

Going to guess most are about like my forearm. The excellence of this place stands as testament.

[Spyder73]

Ban OP
Make him use his real account. Exposed as fuck.

Please xplain

[skarlorn]

If leather padding is fixed one of you devs is getting a BIG RATING BOOST!!!!!

[Sirken]

On a serious note, Eunomia was amazing.
this ^

[Spyder73]

this ^

Restore Wu'Tang SIR KEN

[skarlorn]

Eunomia once saved an RP event of mine from abacab. I petitioned and she was there within ten mins. God. Bless.

[AzzarTheGod]

abacab once teleported to a cliff and ran a scan on me, he informed me that I was bound to the location I was sitting in, and then disappeared after laughing.

This was in dreadlands.

[skarlorn]

That sounds like u met a real life wizard.


I got a lot of respect for abacab. Hacking eq is retarded,but he was true to himself. Never gave in or backed down. Like a crime lord who you are happy is dead but feel respect for his commitment.

Live by the sword die by the sword.

[Lhancelot]

Most recently I have had a couple interactions with Llandris, and he might not be the most talkative or outwardly friendly guide I ever chatted with but he was focused and gave very detailed answers and spent a lot of time trying to make sure he answered me fully so I understood the problem.

I think that's perfectly fine and I felt that from my interaction with him he probably is a hardworker with tons of stuff on his plate, which makes a person less chatty and more direct and willing to work through the problem and find a solution quickly. He was professional and helped me solve my problems both times.

What more could I expect or want? So in my book, Llandris is great. I don't need jokes and chatter when I am trying to solve a problem and I respected and appreciated the fact he was very quick to answer both petitions.

A+ for Llandris.

[AzzarTheGod]

I think Llandris would be a good Braknar if they let Llandris take over the bloomin onion trade enforcement.

Maybe too good *X-Files music*

I feel he's tempered enough to do the job without over-banning or kneejerking.

In contrast, if Sickcucksky was offered any in-game role I'd have quit the project. Hot hands don't make for good CSR. The "I'm gonna make a big impact" type of guides always do more harm than good then go out in a fireball.

Look at any GM or Guide who has been vocal about making a big impact. Uthgard, Deru, Sickcucksky, He-Who-Shant-Be-Named, all went out in a fireball. All of them had the "Crusader" complex. The I'm-going-to-do-real-big-things complex. The white-knight complex run wild. Living long enough to see themselves become the villain, because that's where these vocal crusaders end up.

Bad bad bad.

Completely unrelated: I noticed a lot of the guides that visited red would treat people poorly. One time a 2 years back I was being bind camped and the guide told me it was my problem despite it being against the PNP and I had called LNS and was still being prevented from getting my corpse in the ocean.

There was definitely some misplaced contempt there, possibly even a tad bias towards PvP itself, it was a really sour experience.

Don't staff red if you don't want to listen or understand the rules. And they don't, and red has never been happier...right....?.....right....?

[skarlorn]

A good post ((((again)))) by AzzarTheGod. Your name is logged in my phones smart keyboard BTW.

It really must take a special sort of person to weather the storm. A mixture of the crusader archetype with also the thug, imo.

I was thinking about this while watching the first season of Daredevil. DD is crusader archetype, like the guides you mentioned. He will never kill anyone, and this principle holds him back, eats him up, and also protects him.

On the contrary (spoiler alert), when his corn fed, blonde secretary is at the mercy of the evil underling cuck (lieutenant of main villain), she has no hesitation when it comes to grabbing the gun and capping his ass.

Glossing over the excellent story structure as more impactful characters resolve their battles to create a system of progressive unlocking/buildup of story state that feeds the psychosphere of the audience and the story world to release a truly cathartic moment of heroic action and thus salvation for all mankind, we can see that a guy like Daredevil (he who must not be named) is doomed by nature to ultimately fall into damnation. When that start so strong they become brittle and snap under the weight of our grimy reality.

Basically you need a person who fights for good, but is capable of putting JUST THE TIP into the dark world of the Enemy.

Hope this helps in future recruitment.

[Nune]

who is skarlorn? was he someone that used to be relevant or something

[Pokesan]

who is skarlorn? was he someone that used to be relevant or something

trust me i only associate with the most important elfs, skarlorn is a very powerful individual

[Nitsude]

What ever happened to Leontius?

[skarlorn]

Skarlorn is the biggest fire giant voted by the people of Norrath. He is also known as a melees best friend.

[AzzarTheGod]

What ever happened to Leontius?

This right here; Wudan (Member) EQ Rallos Zek - 2003-2004
Elven Crusaders (Officer) EQ Rallos Zek - 2000-2003

PM me or post your names if you would.

As for Leontius? He's old news, its all about Llandris now.

[Fame]

Aussie still red as fuck when the chance is given.

Miss derupal, helped out a lot with the Consider Red Campaign

[Nitsude]

This right here; Wudan (Member) EQ Rallos Zek - 2003-2004
Elven Crusaders (Officer) EQ Rallos Zek - 2000-2003

PM me or post your names if you would.

Edustin was my main on RZ, wood elf druid.

[AzzarTheGod]

Edustin was my main on RZ, wood elf druid.

I remember the name and his wood elf avatar. We didn't have too many specific interactions in Wudan though.

It was a cool era to raid without all the ASD bad attitudes and negativity and threats. (the time you joined)

[Pokesan]

i like all the potemkin staff

we are lucky to have them

[StocktonRZ]

Speaking of staff--Guide Application forum locked. No new staff/no new applications?

[Sirken]

Speaking of staff--Guide Application forum locked. No new staff/no new applications?

its a private forum, you will only be able to see your own application and only if you have filled one out :)

[skarlorn]

I heard a rumor that GMs on Live had to know how many trees there were in Greater Faydark.

Is this true- and is it a question on a GM test for p99?

[Uuruk]

Rumor is they are only accepting applications if you are a female and stream everquest.

[Uuruk]

Sirk dawg you got this girls digits yet?

https://www.twitch.tv/hollybombay

[maskedmelon]

I heard they had to know what grit wood elves wiped with to stay smooth and splinter free. Is that true?

[StocktonRZ]

its a private forum, you will only be able to see your own application and only if you have filled one out :)

Was messing around in there and forum didn't seem to allow new thread opens. (Maybe 'cause I was doing it on a new forum account?)

[Ella`Ella]

Rumor has it that staff does not recruit anyone with actual qualifiying experience. Confirm/Deny?

[entruil]

Rumor has it that staff does not recruit anyone with actual qualifiying experience. Confirm/Deny?

Deny. Average Applicant "qualifying experience" != Qualifying Experience.

/shrug

peace.

[entruil]

damnit. left out typo...

[Kevynne]

Havent played blue in a long time, buuuuut
Best: Sirken 5 stars, good guy. always came thru on petitions
Worst: Ambrotos 1.5 stars. very impartial to this as my 2 experiences with him were negative. The first was him telling me that being semi afk while leaving my mage pet in scryer camp in uguk is illegal, and the other was when he gave Trak to BDA during hurricane sandy.
Honorable Mention Best: Uthgaard, I'm not entirely sure of all the shit that went down with him, but he seemed to be a hard ass but very helpful for server.
Honorable Mention Worse: Amelinda/Paymelinda
I never had a bad experience with her on blue, i actualyl liked alot of what she did until she went nuts. Making VP a CSR zone was dumb, and then she destroyed red99.

[Uuruk]

Havent played blue in a long time, buuuuut
Best: Sirken 5 stars, good guy. always came thru on petitions
Worst: Ambrotos 1.5 stars. very impartial to this as my 2 experiences with him were negative. The first was him telling me that being semi afk while leaving my mage pet in scryer camp in uguk is illegal, and the other was when he gave Trak to BDA during hurricane sandy.
Honorable Mention Best: Uthgaard, I'm not entirely sure of all the shit that went down with him, but he seemed to be a hard ass but very helpful for server.
Honorable Mention Worse: Amelinda/Paymelinda
I never had a bad experience with her on blue, i actualyl liked alot of what she did until she went nuts. Making VP a CSR zone was dumb, and then she destroyed red99.

Are you a female?

[Kevynne]

Are you a female?

nope just gay

[Kevynne]

nope just gay, could consider that as female tho

[skarlorn]

I do not consider a gay male female. Be careful saying stuff like that here keyvenne. At least include a trigger warning.

[Kevynne]

At least include a trigger warning.

this is rnf, u srs?

[Sirken]

Was messing around in there and forum didn't seem to allow new thread opens. (Maybe 'cause I was doing it on a new forum account?)

yea that might be a thing still. after your account has passed the porch test of patience and allowed to enter the house and learn the ways of fight club, you will be allowed to post there.

[Tasslehofp99]

this is rnf, u srs?

Its not the RNF you once knew. :(

[Kevynne]

Its not the RNF you once knew. :(

this is a sad truth :(

[t3kn34k]

My favorite staff is Sirken. 10/10. He like rap battles and came to help us camp stormfeather. This guy is the best.

http://i.imgur.com/muSfmwU.gif

[Uuruk]

Confirmed, sirken also likes trannys

[big_ole_jpn]

2011 join dates don't get to talk about RNF censorship. You have been very kosher for a very long time.

[kotton05]

My favorite staff is Sirken. 10/10. He like rap battles and came to help us camp stormfeather. This guy is the best.

http://i.imgur.com/muSfmwU.gif

^_^

[skarlorn]

My Sirken rating boosted on page 14. The Agent Smith avatar is a real hoot.

[Uuruk]

I first came upon Project 1999 in August of 2010.

The first people I met were "Eashan" and "Grimskull"

Eashan showed me that server rules rarely applied to people like him.

Grimskull showed me in South Karana that not only was he friends with Rogean- he could get away with two-boxing,

It wasn't difficult at the time to use ShowEQ because at the time it wasn't something they could- or would use as a reason to ban someone.

(Hell, at that point they couldn't even detect it- and still; cannot.)

Now we're getting into Rogean- there were specific women he chased after that did not want him.

One of the biggest was "Candy" as told by his "GM"'s at the time. One was "Amelinda".

Amelinda was a friend of TMO and we gave her money for custom marshmallows but they never were sent.

Amelinda however spoke with me over the phone and told me all about Rogean and "Candy".

Basically- and nothing against you Rogean. You're basically one of the white knights- that never gets anything.

Lets not be fake with each other. You don't do this because you value your life.

So we go on- Ignoring Rogean. Lets look at the other shit that has happened.

TMO basically raped the server. They couldn't stop us. Instead they created a rotation which both Rogean and nilbog always said would never happen.

TMO decided to leave the server and go and do other things.

Now you have the worst of our worst- and I have to ask- is it any better now?

http://pastebin.com/12KrXjP2

what is wrong with this faggot?

[Cecily]

what is wrong with this faggot?

Severe alcoholism. I miss those drunken rants.

[bdastomper58]

my heart goes out to your family

get well soon

[AzzarTheGod]

I first came upon Project 1999 in August of 2010.

The first people I met were "Eashan" and "Grimskull"

Eashan showed me that server rules rarely applied to people like him.

Grimskull showed me in South Karana that not only was he friends with Rogean- he could get away with two-boxing,

It wasn't difficult at the time to use ShowEQ because at the time it wasn't something they could- or would use as a reason to ban someone.

(Hell, at that point they couldn't even detect it- and still; cannot.)

Now we're getting into Rogean- there were specific women he chased after that did not want him.

One of the biggest was "Candy" as told by his "GM"'s at the time. One was "Amelinda".

Amelinda was a friend of TMO and we gave her money for custom marshmallows but they never were sent.

Amelinda however spoke with me over the phone and told me all about Rogean and "Candy".

Basically- and nothing against you Rogean. You're basically one of the white knights- that never gets anything.

Lets not be fake with each other. You don't do this because you value your life.

So we go on- Ignoring Rogean. Lets look at the other shit that has happened.

TMO basically raped the server. They couldn't stop us. Instead they created a rotation which both Rogean and nilbog always said would never happen.

TMO decided to leave the server and go and do other things.

Now you have the worst of our worst- and I have to ask- is it any better now?

http://pastebin.com/12KrXjP2


U tryna say daddy 'Gean ain't gettin no ass??

[TheDuck]

no ass?

[Lune]

Sirken was once a TMO member

At a certain point on this server, around when Sirken came about, who wasn't a TMO member? It was like TMO BDA and 100 other people

[skarlorn]

Good work team. Outing the crazy effortlessly

[AzzarTheGod]

At a certain point on this server, around when Sirken came about, who wasn't a TMO member? It was like TMO BDA and 100 other people

Astute observation.

[big_ole_jpn]

I first came upon Project 1999 in August of 2010.

The first people I met were "Eashan" and "Grimskull"

Eashan showed me that server rules rarely applied to people like him.

Grimskull showed me in South Karana that not only was he friends with Rogean- he could get away with two-boxing,

It wasn't difficult at the time to use ShowEQ because at the time it wasn't something they could- or would use as a reason to ban someone.

(Hell, at that point they couldn't even detect it- and still; cannot.)

Now we're getting into Rogean- there were specific women he chased after that did not want him.

One of the biggest was "Candy" as told by his "GM"'s at the time. One was "Amelinda".

Amelinda was a friend of TMO and we gave her money for custom marshmallows but they never were sent.

Amelinda however spoke with me over the phone and told me all about Rogean and "Candy".

Basically- and nothing against you Rogean. You're basically one of the white knights- that never gets anything.

Lets not be fake with each other. You don't do this because you value your life.

So we go on- Ignoring Rogean. Lets look at the other shit that has happened.

TMO basically raped the server. They couldn't stop us. Instead they created a rotation which both Rogean and nilbog always said would never happen.

TMO decided to leave the server and go and do other things.

Now you have the worst of our worst- and I have to ask- is it any better now?

http://pastebin.com/12KrXjP2

incredible post. more, please.

chasing amelinda? the marshmallow lady i convinced to send me a photo of her valium prescription bottle with a troll? uh oh

[AzzarTheGod]

So if this isn't just bottle bullshit (alcoholism), and that's a real stretch... does this mean daddy 'Gean was indeed irritated with Naez over Tralina's decision?

I'd be peeved if it were me lol Tralina had a good set of knockers and was very fertile. Naez sowed the seed in the end dashing our hopes and dreams.

[big_ole_jpn]

Nah tralina ship had sailed long before big Naez started getting cucked by Sancho. I think HBB-Gean may be the only rivalry.

[Kevynne]

whatever happened to tralina? she was good peeps

[kotton05]

At a certain point on this server, around when Sirken came about, who wasn't a TMO member? It was like TMO BDA and 100 other people

the TMO bloodline runs thin now-a-days tho

[Cecily]

Legend has it that the last remaining trueborn son or daughter of Fennin Ro shall inherit a powerful magic great staff of regeneration.

[skarlorn]

that me cec

[skarlorn]

Didn't read all the pages but report names that you see in violation.

big points to our big boy Llanders over here

[Llandris]

What ever happened to Leontius?

I miss him

[skarlorn]

HOLY SHIT YAWL LETS NOT FORGET TELIN THE MOON MAKER

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2178917&postcount=36

lol loved that post, Telin rustlin ppl good


Telin: Changed the name of "a huge water elemental" in Lower Guk to the classic "an huge water elemental" and increased its level range and difficulty.

[Netherzul]

Derubael was...bad. Hot-headed, immature people should not be GM's on P99, ever.

Despite all the negativity surrounding her actions, Amelinda was actually always very helpful and pleasant any time I asked, including res, corpse summons etc. when I was a lowbie trying to get started on P99. I look at her like a good person influenced by bad people.

[Bazia]

Amelinda was shit, Sirken was good the are forgettable except derubael stealing half of Quebec's GDP

[Bazia]

the rest are*

[AzzarTheGod]

Amelinda was shit to red server

Fix bc I feel that's more true than calling Amelinda overall shit tbh.

Sirken has admitted on his podcast red has been abused by not just 1 staffer but a few of them (almost reaching "several" territory.

I think it's important to differentiate.

[Xaanka]

derubael owned you blue nerds so hard, he was great to his red brothers

[Xaanka]

i aspire to perma-rustle an entire community of nerds years after i leave

[Movember]

Nilbog went way up in my rankings when i realized his name is goblin backwards. Unfortunately, i haven't seen much of him lately so Sirk dawg is at the #1 spot

I actually never realized that with Nilbog's name. Now I feel like a dumbass.

[skarlorn]

Halloween event or somethin

[Vibrate]

Current staff isnt bad even though Sirken never responds to me, but thats because its me.

Braknar has been cool as fuck, though the event i think was way wrong for red, it was more for blue.

Aussie is pretty helpful, straight to the point person.

Derub rustled himself, i dunno he must have been in a bad mood that night doing that GM event but he was so mad in Dagnors. Sided with players real bad too so good riddance. Then strips banned accounts for RMT. Was supposedly a og red player but idk.

[AzzarTheGod]

Current staff isnt bad even though Sirken never responds to me, but thats because its me.


sirken must be a sig fan if u kno what im saying pal

[skarlorn]

Good thread

[Herpa Derp]

Sirken turned my group in Dalnir's bottom floor into frogloks. +1

[Pumpedup]

ill give sirken a 5 out of 10 and everyone else gets a 0

[Spyder73]

I would just like to point out that two staff members are blatantly violating the naming policy - Goblin aka Nilbog and Sirken AKA Sir Ken

[renordw]

My favorite is all of them, I've had a petition in queue since June. So, their ultra fast pace has totally been awesome.

[Swish]

has there been staff bashing on every page or just this one?

[skarlorn]

Just take a look at this page, folks. Three fresh bans. Swish, Spyder, and Pumped all marked from their comments here and summarily executed. Thread working as intended.

Big props to our mods.
NO BASHING OF STAFF!

[Red_Messiah]

There isn't much bashing but it's a bait thread to get a ban in

[skarlorn]

Sirken cleaning up Off Topic.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LJmsLdY.jpg[/img

He has jokes. :p

rating that a 5 star sticky, goodd work buddy.

[skarlorn]

http://i.imgur.com/LJmsLdY.jpg

woops

[AzzarTheGod]

http://i.imgur.com/LJmsLdY.jpg

woops

No porn tabs open. 1/5 stars

[Lulz|Sect]

http://i.imgur.com/b6e5C5q.jpg

[CheeseRoll]

http://i.imgur.com/K3avLxR.png?1

gotcha

[skarlorn]

rivthis remember when you had pride, were respected in this community, and had other things to post about than photoshopping these lies?

i don't.

IN OTHER NEWS: Has Sirken left his biggest mark on p99 by being the chief reason BDA finally left the server? This was arguably the best thing Sirken has ever done.

[AzzarTheGod]

Lmao

[skarlorn]

http://i.imgur.com/a1QMlmY.png

TODAYS' CSR FIRE WARNING: HIGH

[fishingme]

Nilbog hands down. The one dev that has consistently stayed out of server affairs/forums.

[skarlorn]

http://i.imgur.com/CJMdE8b.png

BIG UPS TO HAYNAR. Fixing sneak pulling, FD.

TELIN COMING IN HOT WITH THE HUGE CHANGES ONCE AGAIN!!! nice adding of Oobnopterbevny.

[bigjerry]

why would I read patch notes for server been ded 5 yrs

[skarlorn]

why would upost on forums of a game u haven't played in years

[bigjerry]

im part of a outreach program i got a grant for this