Poll: What DO women really want?

[Peatree]

...let's settle this! :eek:

[Ihealyou]

Respect and someone to be there for them, usually.

[guineapig]

A better forum poll.

[Occam's Butter Knife]

A better forum poll.

Better polling. Period.

[Kassel]

$$

[Slathar]

$$

[guineapig]

Better polling. Period.

I tried to avoid this joke by adding the word forum at the last second...

I failed ;)

[hedbonker]

We want cash. Pure and simple.

http://www.laddertheory.com/

[Chanus]

Negs, bro.

http://www.seductiontuition.com/mav/negs-collection.html

[Uthgaard]

Added option 5.

[Henini]

Respect and someone to be there for them, usually.

loll

[Stibe]

Anal. /thread

[boboo]

Thats like asking whats the meaning of life. Theres no meaning of life that applies to everyone, its more like what do you want personally for your life to have meant, when any control over that is possible.

Theres so many women out there, you cant possibly oversimplify it enough down to something thats answerable

[Peatree]

ARGH...how could I forget option 5!

Uth -- don't forget about option 6..."Rechargeable batteries" !!!

[Shannacore]

Can we add 'beards' to the poll please

[Peatree]

Can we add 'beards' to the poll please

...don't you mean a "thigh scratcher"?

[Shannacore]

...don't you mean a "thigh scratcher"?

NO, I MEAN A BEARD.

[Stibe]

NO, I MEAN A BEARD.

butthole tickler.

[skulldudes]

handcuffs and dirty talk, in my experience

[Shannacore]

handcuffs and

Fuzzy or not fuzzy

[skulldudes]

not

[Shannacore]

gay

[xshayla701]

I support this thread

[Kimmie]

I just want presents...
(preferably in the form of kitties)

[skulldudes]

fuzzy handcuffs are for tourists and amateurs

[Glitch]

The correct answer is Glitch.

[Cars]

Women want a good looking dude. that is funny, has his shit together, makes more money then she does, wants kids, likes to cuddle, Has a Beard, loves animals and has a big gerthy dick (dick in a box for kimmie)... bout rite?

[Nocte]

I just want presents...
(preferably in the form of kitties)

I believe pussy is covered in option 5.

[Shannacore]

Women want a good looking dude. that is funny, has his shit together, makes more money then she does, wants kids, likes to cuddle, Has a Beard, loves animals and has a big gerthy dick (dick in a box for kimmie)... bout rite?

Cars wins.

Minus the kids part

[Kimmie]

I believe pussy is covered in option 5.

I don't get it.

[Hoggen]

All the extremely reliable studies I've seen recently say that women want to shop.

[deathgirl]

girth > length.

woman > man.

dick > pussy.

love > sex.

oh > no.

[deathgirl]

All the extremely reliable studies I've seen recently say that women want to shop.

shutup
shopping is for noobs
stop it

[Pezmerga]

From my experiences, women want attention.

[Bruno]

$$

This guy nailed it.

[Geleana]

intelligent conversations and handcuffs

[xshayla701]

intelligent conversations and handcuffs

omg... I knew we had something. you GET me

[Humerox]

Better polling. Period.

now this was funny.

[Hasbinbad]

Rope > handcuffs, if done correctly.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/French_shibari_by_jerome_gouvrion.jpg/220px-French_shibari_by_jerome_gouvrion.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_bondage

[Asher]

Everyone knows the proper answer to this question is:

Woman want EVERYTHING and they want it now.

Asher

[StinkyGreenBud]

They want things and more things. Usually in the category of worthless shit.

[quellren]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a girl can choose her husband.

Among all the instructions board in the entrance, there are instructions that show the rules to enter that store. That is, “YOU CAN VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFE !!”

The store consists of 6 floors where each floor shows a group of prospective husbands.

The higher you go up, the higher the value of the men. You can choose a man on a certain floor or you prefer to choose the man on the next floor.
BUT !! The requirement is you are not allow to go back to previous floor unless you out of the store.


On the first floor, there is a message as in the following: “Floor 1: Men on this floor have a job and are faithful.” The lady is smiled and she ascended to the next floor.

On the second floor, there is a message: “Floor 2: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, and save money.” Again, the girl ascended to the next floor.

On the third floor, there is a message: “Floor 3: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, save money, and are very handsome.” The girl says “Wow”, but then she is still curious and continue to go up.

She arrived on the fourth floor, got a message: “Floor 4: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome and love to cook.”
The girl shouted “Oh My GOD, I almost can’t believe this.”

And she still continue to go up to fifth floor and got a message: “Floor 5: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome, love to cook, and have a romantic taste.”
She was tempted to stop but then she finally ascended to the sixth floor and have a message as in the following:

“You are a visitor 4,363,012.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists merely only for evidence that women are never satisfied. Thank you for shopping at the ‘husband store’."

To avoid gender misunderstanding charges, the owner of the store also opens a “New Wives” store just across the street.
The first floor: wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have a lot of money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited, ever.

[KilyenaMage]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

[dredge]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

too bad, quit being so Frigid.

[Saskrotch]

Kitchen appliances.

[Seaweedpimp]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

This sounds problematic.

[Saskrotch]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A black eye, after she refuses sex.

[Hasbinbad]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a girl can choose her husband.

Among all the instructions board in the entrance, there are instructions that show the rules to enter that store. That is, “YOU CAN VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFE !!”

The store consists of 6 floors where each floor shows a group of prospective husbands.

The higher you go up, the higher the value of the men. You can choose a man on a certain floor or you prefer to choose the man on the next floor.
BUT !! The requirement is you are not allow to go back to previous floor unless you out of the store.


On the first floor, there is a message as in the following: “Floor 1: Men on this floor have a job and are faithful.” The lady is smiled and she ascended to the next floor.

On the second floor, there is a message: “Floor 2: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, and save money.” Again, the girl ascended to the next floor.

On the third floor, there is a message: “Floor 3: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, save money, and are very handsome.” The girl says “Wow”, but then she is still curious and continue to go up.

She arrived on the fourth floor, got a message: “Floor 4: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome and love to cook.”
The girl shouted “Oh My GOD, I almost can’t believe this.”

And she still continue to go up to fifth floor and got a message: “Floor 5: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome, love to cook, and have a romantic taste.”
She was tempted to stop but then she finally ascended to the sixth floor and have a message as in the following:

“You are a visitor 4,363,012.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists merely only for evidence that women are never satisfied. Thank you for shopping at the ‘husband store’."

To avoid gender misunderstanding charges, the owner of the store also opens a “New Wives” store just across the street.
The first floor: wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have a lot of money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited, ever.
this is the best joke ever.

[Auvdar]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

[Rilkean]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

Actually I really wouldn't give a shit about this. As long as I could still fall asleep.

[Hasbinbad]

refuses sex
That's a pretty shitty thing to do.

[Hoggen]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

I've found most women don't give a damn what a man does as long as he buys them things.

[deathgirl]

I've found most women don't give a damn what a man does as long as he buys them things.

That's probably because they think that means he loves them

[deathgirl]

I've found that most men don't give a damn what a woman does as long as she looks good

[Hasbinbad]

I've found that most men don't give a damn what a woman does as long as she looks good
Ugly girls hafta cook and do dishes.

[Bubbles]

this is the best joke ever.

agreed, although it's hard to tell where the 'joke' is.. Seems pretty realistic to me.

[SlankyLanky]

i want me a man who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, enjoys the smell of my beer farts and rotten feet. a man who will shave my lower back hair and clean it out of the shower because i dont want to. somebody who would rather goto the river and watch trains for free then go to dinner and a crappy movie that could be downloaded form the internet for free. a dude with some big beefy hands because my back hurts, and dude should rub it. if he had a big awesome dog named HAGGARD or SLAMMIE that would be good too. dude shouldnt wear deoderant. preferably have some knowledge or experience with freight trains. vegan or vegetarian is ok but im not so dude better not complain when i grill up a big hunk of flesh. but ya know...not to be to picky.

[xshayla701]

i want me a man who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, enjoys the smell of my beer farts and rotten feet. a man who will shave my lower back hair and clean it out of the shower because i dont want to. somebody who would rather goto the river and watch trains for free then go to dinner and a crappy movie that could be downloaded form the internet for free. a dude with some big beefy hands because my back hurts, and dude should rub it. if he had a big awesome dog named HAGGARD or SLAMMIE that would be good too. dude shouldnt wear deoderant. preferably have some knowledge or experience with freight trains. vegan or vegetarian is ok but im not so dude better not complain when i grill up a big hunk of flesh. but ya know...not to be to picky.

i like your style

[SlankyLanky]

i like your style

needless to say i havnt found that guy yet.

[tatiOrose]

only a real man knows what us women really want. and it's not sex.

[guineapig]

i want me a man who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, enjoys the smell of my beer farts and rotten feet. a man who will shave my lower back hair and clean it out of the shower because i dont want to. somebody who would rather goto the river and watch trains for free then go to dinner and a crappy movie that could be downloaded form the internet for free. a dude with some big beefy hands because my back hurts, and dude should rub it. if he had a big awesome dog named HAGGARD or SLAMMIE that would be good too. dude shouldnt wear deoderant. preferably have some knowledge or experience with freight trains. vegan or vegetarian is ok but im not so dude better not complain when i grill up a big hunk of flesh. but ya know...not to be to picky.

Shame you don't live near Buffalo. I know a few people back home that not only fit this description but they also have similar musical taste to you.

[SlankyLanky]

Shame you don't live near Buffalo. I know a few people back home that not only fit this description but they also have similar musical taste to you.

damn man that is a shame. i live in richmond and there aint many around these parts.

[Falisaty]

well i personally asked my wife and she says that besides another woman with a toy... girth is more important than length!!!

[Psionide]

yeah good luck reaching that magical spot with a 3 inch little boy dick.....

[Tiggles]

Women want attention and money. Refuse attention when they look for it and you will have her playing into the palm of your hands. Refuse money and your just a broke asshole and she will cheat on you, never refuse money.

No woman is loyal or honest other then my mother so always remember you are dealing with a smart and cunning predator at all times.

[bluejam]

(...) so always remember you are dealing with a smart and cunning predator at all times.
God damn you, Eve.

[Smyd]

only a real man knows what us women really want. and it's not sex.

Only real women just want sex..........