EPIC RAP ROAST - P99 EDITION

[J. Jones]

YO, yo yo yoyo...CHECK IT

let this fill your soul and kill you slow..i cast 8 then you castrate after being hit from the venom of the snake//
flipping birds to these nerds with socks filled with turds complaining about the server state...saying "these are all the reasons p99 ain't great"//
so they comprised complaints, devised a plan to hate, then took a one way trip on a plane to hate//
self-proclaimed maestros try reinstate old mechanics that caused damage, but in the meantime they still whine while they have their cake//
no wonder you neckbeards are so overweight, your storage device is the only thing that's a solid state//
you over complicate and overcompensate for your failed real life which you try to escape..what do you think, you can just cast gate?//
make no mistake, your addiction causes infliction that you can't forsake//
what you need to do is detoxxicate before the aftermath can't be erased..//
accept-the destruction, you slept is my presumption...your prison-like dreams can't make you function straight//
the warder's here...oh wait, check mate..now you're on a rampage, the thought keeps you awake//
i would feel bad for ya, but i can't relate and i know it's a drag for ya that you're in dismay//
but hey, i said i won't discriminate. if you're a man behind that breastplate, step up to the plate or else RnF will decide your fate//

I GOT BARZZ, COME AT ME!!!!

[Nune]

I'll destroy this after work tonight

[Sodors Finest Poster]

http://i.imgur.com/JmF1Ds6.jpg

[Deneras]

:O

[Samocles]

YO, yo yo yoyo...CHECK IT

let this fill your soul and kill you slow..i cast 8 then you castrate after being hit from the venom of the snake//
flipping birds to these nerds with socks filled with turds complaining about the server state...saying "these are all the reasons p99 ain't great"//
so they comprised complaints, devised a plan to hate, then took a one way trip on a plane to hate//
self-proclaimed maestros try reinstate old mechanics that caused damage, but in the meantime they still whine while they have their cake//
no wonder you neckbeards are so overweight, your storage device is the only thing that's a solid state//
you over complicate and overcompensate for your failed real life which you try to escape..what do you think, you can just cast gate?//
make no mistake, your addiction causes infliction that you can't forsake//
what you need to do is detoxxicate before the aftermath can't be erased..//
accept-the destruction, you slept is my presumption...your prison-like dreams can't make you function straight//
the warder's here...oh wait, check mate..now you're on a rampage, the thought keeps you awake//
i would feel bad for ya, but i can't relate and i know it's a drag for ya that you're in dismay//
but hey, i said i won't discriminate. if you're a man behind that breastplate, step up to the plate or else RnF will decide your fate//

I GOT BARZZ, COME AT ME!!!!

AYYY WHAT'S UP MY HOMIES!
Samocles the bard here bout to fear kite this little rap caster!, bout to send him preaching like a pastor!
What you saying bout the best blessed citizens of everquest? nothin wrong with poopsocking, rather annoying to hear a guy like you fucking balking!
We'll cast you asway to the highest reaches of little kedge keep! You'll dredge away for loot that's ass-cheap!
My friends, come listen to this tale of woe, that this poster knows as his oh-so-sad life!
You live mashing away on your keyboard!
As your mom rages on about your lack of a job, your tears fill the seaboard!
Now before you start spreading your shitty rap tyranny!
Haven't you heard of something called irony?

[big_ole_jpn]

I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like _______, no sir-re

[big_ole_jpn]

I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like _______, no sir-ee

but they dont mind cuz what the heck ya gotta be _____ to get a _______ check


bars

[Ahldagor]

This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

[Detoxx]

This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

You're making a mountain out of a mole, Hill.

[Detoxx]

https://youtu.be/HMrS58YFTjo?t=25

[Cecily]

About 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie yo home smell ya later.

[GinnasP99]

Dre creep to the mic like a phantom

[t3kn34k]

https://youtu.be/f-Dz1PgKGBw

http://i.imgur.com/0R1TTZH.gif

[Legday]

Pras Snapcaster

[big_ole_jpn]

one wower limits

[AzzarTheGod]

https://youtu.be/f-Dz1PgKGBw

http://i.imgur.com/0R1TTZH.gif

pras this guy actually spit some bars.

rest of you ***RADIO EDITS*** are typing.

[AzzarTheGod]

one wower limits

hey why would you do a song talk that jazz while playing a blue server?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCvFxf41cbU

cringed hard tbh. shouts out blue servers, plays on a blue server and talks about fucking other people up.

[entruil]

What is wrong with you guys my head hurts.


cringed hard tbh. shouts out blue servers, plays on a blue server and talks about fucking other people up.

Oh.

[entruil]

My apologies, I skip "One Day", now-a-days.

[bdastomper58]

https://youtu.be/f-Dz1PgKGBw

http://i.imgur.com/0R1TTZH.gif

my initial instinct was to ridicule you - but this is great!

spyder73 oughta kiss your feet for a lesson

[Detoxx]

Yea, gotta give credit where credit is due. Some sick lines in there.

Pras Snapcaster
Pras Rustle

[entruil]

yea cuz millenials and bullshit and ... wtf...

full disclosure i didnt listen to what was probably really awesome for what it wuz... i only speak to some of the weak replies... you can recognize them by the insane amount of retardation.

[AzzarTheGod]

i hit hella dunks in this thread.

that's game. i medaled, u didn't.

[AzzarTheGod]

I wish I still had a mic I recorded several rap songs back in 2003-2004 and would def drop a gem on em. moved so many times im down to just a computer, and no friends.

[jcr4990]

https://youtu.be/f-Dz1PgKGBw

"Take the current raid rules and wipe em like ass cheeks,
Bragging bout the same damn mob you killed last week."

Gotta pras it. Story of P99's life.

[AzzarTheGod]

my initial instinct was to ridicule you - but this is great!

spyder73 oughta kiss your feet for a lesson

fuck yo props *****...seriously.

u were going to keep typing while hes actually putting bars out there and pressing wax selling copies?

anyone else going to put up? new bar has been set (OH THE PUNS)

[bdastomper58]

fuck yo props *****...seriously.

u were going to keep typing while hes actually putting bars out there and pressing wax selling copies?

anyone else going to put up? new bar has been set (OH THE PUNS)

i am unacquainted with this particular dialect of american english

what

[Sorn]

This thread is Snapcaster's dream, pretty much.

[Nune]

hey why would you do a song talk that jazz while playing a blue server?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCvFxf41cbU

cringed hard tbh. shouts out blue servers, plays on a blue server and talks about fucking other people up.

lots of us would play on Red if most of you werent there

[Muggens]

https://youtu.be/f-Dz1PgKGBw

http://i.imgur.com/0R1TTZH.gif

Hehe nice raps

[AzzarTheGod]

lots of us would play on Red if most of you werent there

why do you not want us to be there? we are good ppl

[entruil]

^ as to change... by definition must be uncomfortable... most people don't want to leave their comfort zone when at least 25% would enjoy and flourish after that first pvp encounter... too many horses layin around dead tho... should really clean them up and take care... maybe i could get one thing off them as... nm.... scoooooootin.... sigh

[sezaru]

#METH

[phacemeltar]

http://i.imgur.com/9fgJtUr.gif

[t3kn34k]

p99's self-proclaimed poet laureate is back with a brand new rap!!

https://youtu.be/uVo4qnIRhjU

NEW p99 RAP ROAST -- aftermath suspended edition!!
http://i.imgur.com/CcNqCzr.jpg
Dankness Verified

[khanable]

lol snap

[t3kn34k]

DOZE IT REALLY MATTER??

[Eponymous Anonymous]

http://i.imgur.com/WA0FDow.gif

[entruil]

lol seemed like you had fun doin that...




side-note ... eponymous anonymous gif made me think of

saturday night live Rowlf and the Swedish chef...

could not find a suitable link though... peace

[Metalopolis]

What's a Faumieni?

[arsenalpow]

What's a Faumieni?

http://i.imgur.com/uxqz8e0.jpg

[Chaboo_Cleric]

Yo yo my name is Visage , to you it's boo, I fucked more bitches than animals at the zoo.

I raped as a Paladin for a couple of years , and still shed more tears than your daddy fucking queers.

Some ask me how do this shit? I tell them it's all in the power of DICK

[Chaboo_Cleric]

I'm walking down the halls , scratching my bawls. My balls got stuck in the elevator walls . My sister screams my balls turn green. And that was the end of my dingalingling

http://i.imgur.com/jsgByOL.png

[AzzarTheGod]

p99's self-proclaimed poet laureate is back with a brand new rap!!

https://youtu.be/uVo4qnIRhjU

NEW p99 RAP ROAST -- aftermath suspended edition!!
http://i.imgur.com/CcNqCzr.jpg
Dankness Verified

this radio edit is beasting on em

[AzzarTheGod]

Yo yo my name is Visage , to you it's boo, I fucked more bitches than animals at the zoo.

I raped as a Paladin for a couple of years , and still shed more tears than your daddy fucking queers.

Some ask me how do this shit? I tell them it's all in the power of DICK

get on the mic or get the F out bro no offense

[Lanuven]

pity reply.

I honestly just feel really sorry for you now. You should have practiced some more since you clearly have trouble reading your own rhyme. Which I might add, was garbage. Thanks for the laughs.

[gummab]

Not cringed this much since Vanilla Ice brought out Ice Ice Baby.

[trite]

I was expecting a video this is fucking weak

[skarlorn]

I haven't managed to cringe my way through an entire one of these

[Angushjalmur]

10 10 10 20 wood elf titties, bitch (https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city)

[Nune]

is this still poppni? i never came in and dropped any barce

[AzzarTheGod]

10 10 10 20 wood elf titties, bitch (https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city)

lol missed this last year. captnamazing really laid down these hot solid gold tracks

[Sirken]

i still support rap battling as a replacement to FTE :rolleyes:

[Nirgon]

I got a Halloween event for ya

[t3kn34k]

I would be 100% down to rap battle for FTE... but apparently right now you just have to send a Hail mary /petition and then set up insta FTE

Cheating ass bullshit fucking bitches

[Sirken]

I would be 100% down to rap battle for FTE... but apparently right now you just have to send a Hail mary /petition and then set up insta FTE

Cheating ass bullshit fucking bitches

go on,

[skarlorn]

10 10 10 20 wood elf titties, bitch (https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city)

amazin when art truly peeks thru the thin veils of time. words of the Prophet himself:

"red is gonzo when velious intact"
:o

[skarlorn]

https://soundcloud.com/spice-boys/felwithe

[big_ole_jpn]

https://soundcloud.com/spice-boys/felwithe

dmg git gud

[big_ole_jpn]

track dope doe

[Pokesan]

go on,

tell us,,,

[skarlorn]

Great write the lyrics , and get a real rapper or black guy to rap. The dudes voice sounds like shit.

Agreed lol :)

[big_ole_jpn]

Sounds like I could take him in a fight and rape him, sometimes I need that in a rapper and there is only 1 futuristic sex robotz album

[AzzarTheGod]

amazin when art truly peeks thru the thin veils of time. words of the Prophet himself:

"red is gonzo when velious intact"
:o

daamn this spitta is a regular Nostra-DAMN-us.

[AzzarTheGod]

https://soundcloud.com/spice-boys/felwithe

This is way above RNF's paygrade.

Spice Boys are on some 2012 shit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon) kickin a new flavor in your ear.

[Cygenx]

A word from Alex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Kn1QtHXXg