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Spyder73
08-04-2016, 11:22 AM
Looks like a lot of his posts are being deleted and he is banned.

Goes with out saying that dear Swish is unstable at the best of times and prone to being triggered, but does anyone have some idea of what sent out lovable Euro off the ledge?

Attached is a poll of reasonable explanations for his absence.

Phenyo
08-04-2016, 11:26 AM
All of the above

Meep
08-04-2016, 11:43 AM
Taking the charity thread down was a bit of a low blow imo

Beckoning
08-04-2016, 11:48 AM
It might be an odd venue to do some fundraising, but it sounds like his heart was at least in the right place with it.

BallzDeep
08-04-2016, 11:58 AM
When there's smoke, there's fire. Sometimes the conspiracies are true.

Thana8088
08-04-2016, 12:42 PM
The enforcement of forum rules appears to be ridiculously inconsistent.

Thulack
08-04-2016, 12:48 PM
We going to have the same kind of thread for you once you finally snap?

maskedmelon
08-04-2016, 01:09 PM
Probably for agreeing with Tiggles :/


Hope you back soon Swish ^^

Phenyo
08-04-2016, 01:12 PM
Probably for agreeing with Tiggles :/


Hope you back soon Swish ^^

He tried guessing peoples birthstones, unfortunately the guy wasn't a flame agate.

maskedmelon
08-04-2016, 01:13 PM
Probably for agreeing with Tiggles :/


Hope you back soon Swish ^^

Nope that post still there, so guess it wasn't that /shrug

maskedmelon
08-04-2016, 01:15 PM
He tried guessing peoples birthstones, unfortunately the guy wasn't a flame agate.

Ohhh, mine is a ruby. What month(s) is flame agate?

Mead
08-04-2016, 02:01 PM
Making P99 great again. Gj mods.

Nune
08-04-2016, 03:44 PM
RIP Swish, bout to airbrush a white t

Laugher
08-04-2016, 04:13 PM
The full story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhHRt2PpHsQ

temp RIP Swish

FatMice
08-04-2016, 04:33 PM
I traced a backlog of Swish posts and proved to Llandris that he is an RMTing scum Lord. No need to thank me, just doing my job.

Swish since I know you're reading this, grats on getting BUSTED. Enjoy your ban, idiot. Go lose some weight. Maybe write a novel about a forum addicted catman
Good luck, God bless

Is this some hardcore roleplaying?

Phenyo
08-04-2016, 05:00 PM
Is this some hardcore roleplaying?

But swish is l[POST REDACTED]

discordkitty
08-04-2016, 05:09 PM
The enforcement of forum rules appears to be ridiculously inconsistent.

AzzarTheGod
08-04-2016, 06:18 PM
Nope that post still there, so guess it wasn't that /shrug

Can I get a direct link? Been too busy to follow outside of casual browsing. Saw nothing from Tiggles.

Phenyo
08-04-2016, 06:19 PM
Can I get a direct link? Been too busy to follow outside of casual browsing. Saw nothing from Tiggles.

P99 is basically south Africa.

TMO was the Dutch and BDA are the Afrikaans. TMO controlled the server and made sure that while they took care of themselves first and kept the Afrikaans separate and lower than them but at the end of the day they made sure the server was healthy.

Once TMO got tired of the 24/7 job of ruling the server and left the Afrikaans suddenly found themselves with large amounts of power.

Since the Afrikaans are a largely unintelligent people just like BDA they immediately gorged themselves on all available items with no regard to the health of the server thus leading to is current status.

Basically the subhuman trash that is attracted to a guild like BDA is genetically designed to be a servile bystander to the stronger more apt guilds like TMO or IB as they are in all things in life.

AzzarTheGod
08-04-2016, 06:20 PM
So did someone get called a Flame Agate rhinestone? That usually does the trick, even on red forums its an auto ban.

Swish shoulda known better.

Phenyo
08-04-2016, 06:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/O4ppv6j.png

Phenyo
08-04-2016, 06:29 PM
You know this place is hitting hard times when this is drama

Kriven
08-04-2016, 06:33 PM
looks like photoshop work, not hard with that font

khysanth
08-04-2016, 07:06 PM
bda wins again

Relbaic
08-04-2016, 07:11 PM
BDA most powerful guild

Ravager
08-04-2016, 08:13 PM
He's got 30 more accounts to burn through. Don't worry, he's not done smearing his crap on the walls.

jcr4990
08-04-2016, 09:12 PM
I wonder when/if he'll realize that nobody likes him and finally retires (for real this time)

Grimjaw
08-04-2016, 09:54 PM
dudes a fucking saint u should all be ashamed

Sodors Finest Poster
08-05-2016, 07:29 AM
I wonder when/if he'll realize that nobody likes him and finally retires (for real this time)

http://i.imgur.com/POYvm0g.gif

Nune
08-05-2016, 07:30 AM
dudes a fucking saint u should all be ashamed

maskedmelon
08-05-2016, 08:21 AM
dudes a fucking saint u should all be ashamed

Cecily
08-05-2016, 08:31 AM
I wonder when/if he'll realize that nobody likes him and finally retires (for real this time)

People here like Swish. They don't like you.

Baler
08-05-2016, 08:33 AM
Swish was always good to me.
http://i.imgur.com/394Qm3p.gif

Freakish
08-05-2016, 09:07 AM
I dislike anyone whose major contribution to every argument is try red. I'm no major contributor in any way but I can say more than that.

Mead
08-05-2016, 09:27 AM
People here like Swish. They don't like you.

An ex-TMO nutjob telling someone other people don't like them. Lol worthy.

The only people here that "like" Swish are red trolls and masked melon. The guy has been a nuisance forever. The poll pretty much says it all about what the community thinks about him. Good riddance. Hope the ban is permanent.

Baler
08-05-2016, 09:30 AM
The only people here that "like" Swish are red trolls and masked melon.

This statement shows just how out of the loop you are. Very unaware of what happens on the server and on the forums. You try to throw blows at him but you're just setting youself up for the same blows. You don't like him for your own reason I understand that much but making blatantly opinionated statements that you pull out of the thin air doesn't help your case.

Mead
08-05-2016, 09:39 AM
This statement shows just how out of the loop you are. Very unaware of what happens on the server and on the forums. You try to throw blows at him but you're just setting youself up for the same blows. You don't like him for your own reason I understand that much but making blatantly opinionated statements that you pull out of the thin air doesn't help your case.

Sounds like you're the next p99er to fly off the deep end with your free Swish thread.

Baler
08-05-2016, 09:41 AM
Sounds like you're the next p99er to fly off the deep end with your free Swish thread.

That's what shit posters keep telling me. "omg baler is having a meltdown"
lol :rolleyes:

Cecily
08-05-2016, 10:17 AM
An ex-TMO nutjob telling someone other people don't like them. Lol worthy.

I don't get it.

bdastomper58
08-05-2016, 10:26 AM
That's what shit posters keep telling me. "omg baler is having a meltdown"
lol :rolleyes:

your posts are bad though

maskedmelon
08-05-2016, 10:27 AM
The only people here that "like" Swish are red trolls and masked melon.

Well, I am pleased my allegiance is apparent, but mildly perturbed that you placed a space in my name. There are no spaces in maskedmelon.... Ohhhh and now I see how it happened. Fuck iphones!

Carry on ^^

Baler
08-05-2016, 10:29 AM
your posts are bad though

You viewed all 1000+? I'm flattered you know so much about my posts to make such a bold statement.

Sodors Finest Poster
08-05-2016, 11:11 AM
Swish got trained in Chardok for our sins.

Nihilist_santa
08-05-2016, 12:33 PM
Every time someone gets banned from the forums for dropping an F bomb I make a $100 donation to Planned Parenthood specifying the money be used only on blacks and Mexicans. Glad to see these forums are doing their part to make America great again. We are almost at our goal for the year.

Baler
08-05-2016, 12:45 PM
Every time someone gets banned from the forums for dropping an F bomb I make a $100 donation to Planned Parenthood specifying the money be used only on blacks and Mexicans.

Wow someone else who knows the truth that planned parenthood was setup to reduce the black population in America via abortions, birth control and birth prevention.
It's shocking how many people don't know that, that was Margaret Sanger's intention.

thufir
08-05-2016, 12:55 PM
People here like Swish.
that's pretty fucking depressing. hopefully you only speak for your old guard and not for anyone who logged in during kunark only to see him complain for approximately 10k posts.

Sodors Finest Poster
08-05-2016, 12:57 PM
that's pretty fucking depressing. hopefully you only speak for your old guard and not for anyone who logged in during kunark only to see him complain for approximately 10k posts.

http://i.imgur.com/EtFkYiI.gif

Loke
08-05-2016, 01:58 PM
Am I the only one who is going to point out that apparently Tiggles doesn't realize that Afrikaans is a language and not a group of people? It is primarily associated with the Boeres, who are white African farmers of dutch descent.

Baler
08-05-2016, 02:06 PM
Afrikaans is a language

I Today I learned that Afrikaans is a language. neat.

a language of southern Africa, derived from the form of Dutch brought to the Cape by Protestant settlers in the 17th century, and an official language of South Africa.

Loke
08-05-2016, 02:24 PM
Yup, probably the most famous Afrikaans speaker, at least in recent pop culture, is Charlize Theron. Apparently I was mistaken in my earlier post attributing it to the Boers, but given the history of South Africa and race relations, I don't think it is a stretch to say the only reason it is an official language is due to the white people who spoke it. Approx. 40% of Afrikaans speakers today are white.

I mostly just wanted to point out that Tiggles analogy is completely nonsensical.

Sadre Spinegnawer
08-05-2016, 02:36 PM
I'm pretty sure Swish was Eric Trump, and he has to be freaking. His dad is being exposed as a 100% loon. Pretty sure Eric asked the mods to remove posts.

Discovering one suffers from delusional mania is step one, Eric, we support you.

trite
08-05-2016, 02:38 PM
I'm pretty sure Swish was Eric Trump, and he has to be freaking. His dad is being exposed as a 100% loon. Pretty sure Eric asked the mods to remove posts.

Discovering one suffers from delusional mania is step one, Eric, we support you.

Swish will be president / king of America in four years

trite
08-05-2016, 02:38 PM
Swish will be president / king of America in four years

My bad 8 years

Baler
08-05-2016, 02:39 PM
Swish will be president / king of America in four years
He wasn't born in america.

trite
08-05-2016, 02:45 PM
Swish will be president / king of America in four years

He wasn't born in america.

Thought he had just been outed as Eric Trump

trite
08-05-2016, 02:47 PM
http://www.vulture.com/2016/08/eric-trump-is-struggling-with-office-harassment.html

Bboboo
08-05-2016, 05:03 PM
I wonder when/if he'll realize that nobody likes him and finally retires (for real this time)

I'm guessing he is only loving the fact that we are all talking about him tbh. Like a drunk girl in the room, she's eventually going to make a scene if she feels like noone is paying attention to her.

Thulack
08-05-2016, 05:09 PM
I'm guessing he is only loving the fact that we are all talking about him tbh. Like a drunk girl in the room, she's eventually going to make a scene if she feels like noone is paying attention to her.

I mean its just retirement 2.0 for Swish. He will be back. People that are obsessed with stuff dont stay away very long.

Bboboo
08-05-2016, 05:14 PM
For sure he'll be back, no doubt about that. Dudes the most immersed forumquester there is.

AzzarTheGod
08-05-2016, 05:40 PM
http://www.vulture.com/2016/08/eric-trump-is-struggling-with-office-harassment.html

deep regret is the only way to describe clicking this link.


avoid

Silvurwolf
08-05-2016, 05:43 PM
I don't see a consider red option

Thulack
08-05-2016, 06:49 PM
I don't see a consider red option

More like Consider Tak or another Emu for Swish.

Baler
08-06-2016, 12:16 AM
@Whistleblower Who are you.. Clearly this is an alt anom forum quest account. Join Date: Jun 2016
you sure have a lot of opinions for only joining last month. How about you do what you say you do and expose who you really are.
Otherwise craft a better quality post.

bdastomper58
08-06-2016, 12:40 AM
@Whistleblower Who are you.. Clearly this is an alt anom forum quest account. Join Date: Jun 2016
you sure have a lot of opinions for only joining last month. How about you do what you say you do and expose who you really are.
Otherwise craft a better quality post.

another terrible post by baler. are you really gonna whiteknight swish for a full 24 hours?

jcr4990
08-06-2016, 12:53 AM
@Whistleblower Who are you.. Clearly this is an alt anom forum quest account. Join Date: Jun 2016
you sure have a lot of opinions for only joining last month. How about you do what you say you do and expose who you really are.
Otherwise craft a better quality post.

He's clearly a member of some guild of cucks that decided its cool to stifle their members freedom of speech and doesn't want to eat DKP penalties for posting on a msg board.

Mead
08-06-2016, 12:54 AM
@Whistleblower Who are you.. Clearly this is an alt anom forum quest account. Join Date: Jun 2016
you sure have a lot of opinions for only joining last month. How about you do what you say you do and expose who you really are.
Otherwise craft a better quality post.

If you were paying attention to your own pathetic free Swish thread you would know who he is baddie.

AzzarTheGod
08-06-2016, 02:52 AM
If you were paying attention to your own pathetic free Swish thread you would know who he is baddie.

Switching accounts can be a good strategic maneuver. I think I had plans to FQ [REDACTED] for some reason (not sure really though)

But I'm neutral faction with Whistleblower.

moss_snake_shadowknight
08-06-2016, 03:54 AM
@Whistleblower Who are you.. Clearly this is an alt anom forum quest account. Join Date: Jun 2016
you sure have a lot of opinions for only joining last month. How about you do what you say you do and expose who you really are.
Otherwise craft a better quality post.

Llandris outed him as Juevento on an alt account. Says a lot :)

jcr4990
08-06-2016, 04:51 AM
Why would Juevento make an anon FQ account in June 2016? That's way after the week long "RNF Ban" in BDA was over.

Phenyo
08-06-2016, 08:52 AM
@Whistleblower Who are you.. Clearly this is an alt anom forum quest account. Join Date: Jun 2016
you sure have a lot of opinions for only joining last month. How about you do what you say you do and expose who you really are.
Otherwise craft a better quality post.

So, whens the wedding?