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Spyder73
07-07-2016, 12:28 PM
Tekilya stood before the mirror a broken man - not of body, but certainly of spirit. Naked and alone, he studied himself in the reflection. Unwashed and bearded, the only clean area he could see was where the tears made runnels down his left cheek opposite his eye patch.

The years had not been kind to Tekilya. Florid Lotus had taken Siza and Bollokks and moved to Freeport so she could “find herself”, and young Filbus had deserted him to join a traveling caravan in the Karanas where he was a slave to Rustle Leaf addiction.

Alone…yes…so very alone. Where had it all gone wrong? But of course he knew this answer. It was the same answer that haunted him day in and day out - The day his title had been stripped from him - he knew it in his heart that that was the day his world ended.

Tekilya closed his eyes and prayed that today would be the day he died. He had lost everything – His wife, his children, his best friend, his mentor, the war – There was nowhere left for a has been monk in the new era of Norrath.

A knock at the door
“5 minutes” the voice said

Staring into the darkness Tekilya began filling his heart with hatred. Hatred for himself, hatred for the world, hatred for anything and everything that had ever lived.

Several minutes past, and Tekilya eventually opened his door and started down the dusty hallway - walking with purpose of a man possessed. The solider who was standing guard saluted and began walking towards the light at the end of the hallway with him.

As Tekilya exited the tunnel he was blinded by the sudden heat of the sun and the roar of the crowd.

“ALL HAIL TEKILYA – FIST OF THE CELESTIAL – HIGH PROTECTOR OF QEYNOS – SLAYER OF BDA - CHAMPION OF SKY” the announcer screamed at the top of his lungs as the crowd exploded into cheers. 50,000 citizen of Qeynos in the sold out arena, all here to see Tekilya Wu’Tang battle on the sands.

Tekilya raised his face to the sun – eyes closed. He slowly raised his hands over his head and slammed them down as he released a spine chilling scream of madness and opened fiery eyes that burned with the intensity of the Plane of Fire itself. Rallos Zek himself trembled at the ferocity

Warlord Sirken stood and the crowd grew instantly silent

“Children” Sirken said as he surveyed the crowd, “Our Lord – God Emperor Rogean – Has seen fit to bring balance to the world this day”

“I GIVE TO YOU – BRAKNAR THE UNWASHED”

The crowd went hysterical as the Dwarf stepped onto the sands and stood facing Tekilya, grinning smugly as he bowed and pandered to the audience.

The legend of Braknar removing Tekilya Wu’Tang’s title, not once, but twice, had become a legend in Norrath.

Tekilya stared forward and blinked – blackness, then light

Tekilya stared forward and blinked – blackness, then light

Tekilya stared forwards and blinked – Red

Tekilya crouched in tiger stance and exploded into his forms – Braknar raised his 2 handed sword over his head and bellowed a chant of paladin protection.

Tek landed within striking distance of the dwarf, and as Braknars eyes got wide and his sword began to swing down with brutal force, it suddenly fell from his hands as strength left his arms.

Braknar fell to his knees and looked down at the hole in his chest with disbelief. As he looked up, he saw Tekilya taking a bite out of his still beating heart, bathing his face in the blood. As Braknar gasped his last breaths, Tekilyas took another bite of the heart before he crushed and sent a flying dragon kick that caught Braknar in the neck…ripping through flesh and bone, decapitating the dwarfs head.

Tekilya picked up the dwarf head and raised it high over his head – the crowd cheered and began chanting “Wu’Tang, Wu’Tang, Wu’Tang, Wu’Tang”.

The blood soaked monk was still seeing red, he turned to Warlod Sirken and threw the Dwarf head at him – blood and gore spewing all over Sirken.

“I WILL TEACH YOU RESPECT PLEB” “Sikren Screeched

“TEKILYA” he bellowed to the skies, war axe held high to the air –But nothing happened

Stunned, Sirken took a step back and said again – “TEKILYA” – still nothing

“TEKILYA, TEKILYA, TEKILYA” – yet nothing was happening.

As the gore covered monk drew closer to Sirken, the Warlord was visibly shaken and trembling. Never before had his Death Touch not been absolute in its power.

Sirken hesitated, eyes darting wildly side to side

“WU’TANG” he screamed – and with that black lightning descended from the skys, striking Tekilya in the forehead. As his body convulsed, Tekilya made eye contact with Sirken… and smiled.

Finally – the world could not deny his true name, his birth right, the reason for his existence.

As Tekilya laid on the ground, his life blood draining from his body, the light of his fists fading, he closed his eyes and said but a single word

“Wu’Tang……”

LOADING PLEASE WAIT...

TLDR: Braknar nerf'd my mother f#cking name again - FFAAATTTTNNNAAAARRRRRRRRR

Hasbinbad
07-07-2016, 12:30 PM
belongs in server chat

Pheer
07-07-2016, 01:00 PM
belongs in recycle bin

maskedmelon
07-07-2016, 01:03 PM
Did Sirken restore it?

Arteker
07-07-2016, 01:43 PM
Tekilya stood before the mirror a broken man - not of body, but certainly of spirit. Naked and alone, he studied himself in the reflection. Unwashed and bearded, the only clean area he could see was where the tears made runnels down his left cheek opposite his eye patch.

The years had not been kind to Tekilya. Florid Lotus had taken Siza and Bollokks and moved to Freeport so she could “find herself”, and young Filbus had deserted him to join a traveling caravan in the Karanas where he was a slave to Rustle Leaf addiction.

Alone…yes…so very alone. Where had it all gone wrong? But of course he knew this answer. It was the same answer that haunted him day in and day out - The day his title had been stripped from him - he knew it in his heart that that was the day his world ended.

Tekilya closed his eyes and prayed that today would be the day he died. He had lost everything – His wife, his children, his best friend, his mentor, the war – There was nowhere left for a has been monk in the new era of Norrath.

A knock at the door
“5 minutes” the voice said

Staring into the darkness Tekilya began filling his heart with hatred. Hatred for himself, hatred for the world, hatred for anything and everything that had ever lived.

Several minutes past, and Tekilya eventually opened his door and started down the dusty hallway - walking with purpose of a man possessed. The solider who was standing guard saluted and began walking towards the light at the end of the hallway with him.

As Tekilya exited the tunnel he was blinded by the sudden heat of the sun and the roar of the crowd.

“ALL HAIL TEKILYA – FIST OF THE CELESTIAL – HIGH PROTECTOR OF QEYNOS – SLAYER OF BDA - CHAMPION OF SKY” the announcer screamed at the top of his lungs as the crowd exploded into cheers. 50,000 citizen of Qeynos in the sold out arena, all here to see Tekilya Wu’Tang battle on the sands.

Tekilya raised his face to the sun – eyes closed. He slowly raised his hands over his head and slammed them down as he released a spine chilling scream of madness and opened fiery eyes that burned with the intensity of the Plane of Fire itself. Rallos Zek himself trembled at the ferocity

Warlord Sirken stood and the crowd grew instantly silent

“Children” Sirken said as he surveyed the crowd, “Our Lord – God Emperor Rogean – Has seen fit to bring balance to the world this day”

“I GIVE TO YOU – BRAKNAR THE UNWASHED”

The crowd went hysterical as the Dwarf stepped onto the sands and stood facing Tekilya, grinning smugly as he bowed and pandered to the audience.

The legend of Braknar removing Tekilya Wu’Tang’s title, not once, but twice, had become a legend in Norrath.

Tekilya stared forward and blinked – blackness, then light

Tekilya stared forward and blinked – blackness, then light

Tekilya stared forwards and blinked – Red

Tekilya crouched in tiger stance and exploded into his forms – Braknar raised his 2 handed sword over his head and bellowed a chant of paladin protection.

Tek landed within striking distance of the dwarf, and as Braknars eyes got wide and his sword began to swing down with brutal force, it suddenly fell from his hands as strength left his arms.

Braknar fell to his knees and looked down at the hole in his chest with disbelief. As he looked up, he saw Tekilya taking a bite out of his still beating heart, bathing his face in the blood. As Braknar gasped his last breaths, Tekilyas took another bite of the heart before he crushed and sent a flying dragon kick that caught Braknar in the neck…ripping through flesh and bone, decapitating the dwarfs head.

Tekilya picked up the dwarf head and raised it high over his head – the crowd cheered and began chanting “Wu’Tang, Wu’Tang, Wu’Tang, Wu’Tang”.

The blood soaked monk was still seeing red, he turned to Warlod Sirken and threw the Dwarf head at him – blood and gore spewing all over Sirken.

“I WILL TEACH YOU RESPECT PLEB” “Sikren Screeched

“TEKILYA” he bellowed to the skies, war axe held high to the air –But nothing happened

Stunned, Sirken took a step back and said again – “TEKILYA” – still nothing

“TEKILYA, TEKILYA, TEKILYA” – yet nothing was happening.

As the gore covered monk drew closer to Sirken, the Warlord was visibly shaken and trembling. Never before had his Death Touch not been absolute in its power.

Sirken hesitated, eyes darting wildly side to side

“WU’TANG” he screamed – and with that black lightning descended from the skys, striking Tekilya in the forehead. As his body convulsed, Tekilya made eye contact with Sirken… and smiled.

Finally – the world could not deny his true name, his birth right, the reason for his existence.

As Tekilya laid on the ground, his life blood draining from his body, the light of his fists fading, he closed his eyes and said but a single word

“Wu’Tang……”

LOADING PLEASE WAIT...

TLDR: Braknar nerf'd my mother f#cking name again - FFAAATTTTNNNAAAARRRRRRRRR
proof cocaine is a hell of a drug

Pokesan
07-07-2016, 01:53 PM
typical gay spyder73 post

Fire Beetle
07-07-2016, 02:32 PM
typical shitty spyder73 post

Yes, true. At best he re-establishes his own unfortunate position for those not in the know.

Csihar
07-07-2016, 03:25 PM
I managed to stroke it to this, pretty good job.

Spyder73
07-07-2016, 04:38 PM
typical gay spyder73 post

As opposed to the typical high quality Pokesan post aimed at nothing but triggering Blitzers into politcal rage

Did Sirken restore it?

no

Yes, true. At best he re-establishes his own unfortunate position for those not in the know.

I have been granted Wu'Tang several times - Akkadius gave it to me the day Aftermath was formed. He ported in to S Ro to make the guild and I asked him for it and he said "Thats a pretty cool surname, petition for it and I will grant it". Petitioned, 10 second later Wu'Tang was alive and well.

Spyder73
07-07-2016, 04:39 PM
belongs in server chat

Afraid to post outside of RnF due to over regulation of forums these days

nectarprime
07-07-2016, 05:01 PM
why would you want to name your character after a shitty rap group that I listened to in middleschool?

Spyder73
07-07-2016, 05:08 PM
why would you want to name your character after a shitty rap group that I listened to in middleschool?

resisting the urge to be triggered

Videri
07-07-2016, 10:57 PM
Excellent writing. Blood-pumping action. Good to see another artist's work. Bravo!

Also maybe you could make up a surname that is the Norrathian equivalent of Wu'Tang. I think the GMs are not going to change their stance, but you could quickly get a result that is 90% as good as having the actual word Wu'Tang. Just an idea.

Kushie
07-07-2016, 11:22 PM
TLDR

Spyder73
07-08-2016, 09:50 AM
Excellent writing. Blood-pumping action. Good to see another artist's work. Bravo!

Also maybe you could make up a surname that is the Norrathian equivalent of Wu'Tang. I think the GMs are not going to change their stance, but you could quickly get a result that is 90% as good as having the actual word Wu'Tang. Just an idea.

What we do in life echoes in eternity. Braknar’s time for honoring himself will soon come to an end - And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

My name is Wu'Tang.

Quintus: People should know when they are conquered.
Maximus: Would you, Quintus? Would I?

derpcake
07-08-2016, 12:45 PM
how about Pu'tang

Sirken
07-08-2016, 12:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/filFRan.gif

Redi
07-08-2016, 01:38 PM
Braknar and the rest of these low self esteem ego trippers need to just focus in csr and getting people unstuck and reimbursing items, and quit lording over names.

jcr4990
07-08-2016, 02:03 PM
Once upon a time I had a secret cleric alt that I played when I just wanted to chill and not get tells to do stuff or whatever. That cleric's name was Lordjesus Itsafire. Kept that name for quite a while til a BDA raid showed up in SolB and I happened to be talking about something in /ooc and a BDA member reported me and got my name changed. Mentioned it later in vent and somebody confessed it was them that reported it not knowing it was me.

Typical scumbag BDA

Jotei
07-08-2016, 02:24 PM
how about Pu'tang

Have we met? I too have been consistently denied my surname modification request despite having no affiliation with extra-planar groups :c the last round it seemed the guide mistook me for Grandmaster Tekilya.

Sirken, will you modify our names? Mine should read as Derpcake spelled it.

Jotei
07-08-2016, 02:47 PM
Have we met? I too have been consistently denied my surname modification request despite having no affiliation with extra-planar groups :c the last round it seemed the guide mistook me for Grandmaster Tekilya.

Sirken, will you modify our names? Mine should read as Derpcake spelled it.

Actually, I take that back it should read as it appears in my signature and stories with a capital 'T' following the apostrophe. Though I would be ok with the way Derpcake has see it if the capital 'T' is not possible. Currently it is just misspelled as Putang :c

derpcake
07-08-2016, 07:47 PM
Pu'Tang or Putang

all sounds like Putain to me

sorry

derpcake
07-08-2016, 07:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/filFRan.gif

i quit smoking weed after 15 years

highly advise, even if its just to enjoy the clarity of mind for a while

Arteker
07-08-2016, 09:47 PM
Pu'Tang or Putang

all sounds like Putain to me

sorry

or puton

Nitsude
07-09-2016, 03:56 AM
Time for some new material.

Sodors Finest Poster
07-09-2016, 07:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ybwltcc.jpg

georgie
07-09-2016, 08:47 AM
DR

Muggens
07-10-2016, 05:19 AM
i quit smoking weed after 15 years

highly advise, even if its just to enjoy the clarity of mind for a while

So you did start smoking again?

fash
07-10-2016, 05:25 AM
Should go to red to let of this steam in glorious PvP instead of RnF.

Spyder73
07-13-2016, 11:14 AM
Quick update: In short, the situation is unresolved. Sirken mocks me still, Fatnar refuses to relent on his delusional naming decisions, and my will to play P99 fades by the day. I think I am getting inspired to perform a re-imagined acoustic song tonight however, so you boys are going to be in for a real treat sometime this week.

Hoozi
07-13-2016, 11:48 AM
and my will to play P99 fades by the day.


http://i.imgur.com/FLrtQgw.gif

Nitsude
07-13-2016, 12:48 PM
Is this some kind of new age torture?

maskedmelon
07-13-2016, 12:54 PM
Pretty disappointing to see such a hard line on this and to be taking his name again to be honest =(. Whether it was inspired by a real world subject or not, he has thoroughly defined and substantiated the name in RP. His RP even spawned additional RP, which in turn spawned more. Whether you like RP or not, it should be obvious that it is all about FUN, something that seems increasingly lost to players. Maybe everyone should just go back to our spreadsheets and log parsers and focus on the REAL joys of the game.

thufir
07-13-2016, 03:57 PM
guess the terrorists didn't win after all, there is justice in the world

maskedmelon
07-13-2016, 04:49 PM
The way Mr Wutang went about it at the very beginning of the whole charade was his downfall. It started in RNF if anyone doesnt remember...

I actually don't remember ^^ All I remember are his stories (which I think have all been in RNF), which I got a good laugh out of lol. He also did the RP story contest, made a website and wrote a bunch of songs to substantiate the name. Reservation of the ' was suppose to be for RP purposes and while it may or may not have originated as RP, the stipulation certainly instigated a bunch. I think the community won from the creativity it instigated and Tekilya should win too for playing along. He could have just abandoned it and went back to grinding mobs, but instead he spent a lot of time and creative energy to comply with the rules. Just my 2cp ^^

stonez138
07-13-2016, 11:19 PM
and said but a single word

“Wu’Tang……”

Wu Tang is two words.


Wu: a dialect of Chinese spoken in Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces and the city of Shanghai.

Tang: a dynasty ruling China 618–c. 906, a period noted for territorial conquest and great wealth and regarded as the golden age of Chinese poetry and art.