fat people

[phacemeltar]

fat people hate other fat people. a fat person doesn't want other fat people to associate with physically fit people but the fat person wants to associate with physically fit people himself, but never will so the fat person just sits in the front of the computer or goes on the PS3 or xbox 360 all day 24/7 because he doesn't have any real life friends and never will make any real life friends because he is fat. If there's a fat person out there trying to lose weight, other fat people will stop that exercising and dieting fat person from trying to lose weight, because fat people are retarded and homosexual. the majority fat people don't want to lose weight because fat people are disgusting and are similar to pigs and im not talking about "law" (not law, more like "slavery") enforcement pigs. and fat people want physically fit people to be fat because fat people hate the entire world and fat people hate everyone on this planet and fat people want others to feel their pain and misery. "once fatazz always a fatazz". a fat person will lose all his weight, but will end up becoming fat again in the future because when a person becomes fat once, then that fat person will develop "fat person complex" which will never go away, even if the fat person does lose weight, but the fat person will end up becoming fat again the future, because like i said, the fat person has "fat person complex" and it's permanent, it's a scar in the fat person's brain, and scars cannot be healed. and again, if there's a fat person out there trying to lose weight, other fat people will stop that exercising and dieting fat person from tryin to lose weight because those fat people that are trying to stop that other fat person from trying to lose are very angry and hate filled people that are angry at the world and everyone on this planet because they are fat so they only want others to feel their pain and misery that they felt their entire life from being fat. also, fat people will try to like comedians because they're trying to compensate for their ugly looks, they're ugly because they are fat and all fat people are ugly. but fat people are unfunny and everyone hates fat people. also, fat people's butt's leak of liquid poo, fat people fart alot, and fat people don't take showers and they don't change and wash their boxers or briefs and their pants or shorts so they will sit and walk around their daily lives smelling like poo. fat people will try to act like they are knowledgeable and wise but no one listens to fat people because they are fat, and in reality, fat people don't know anything. fat people have no wisdom or knowledge. if fat people actually knew stuff then they wouldn't be fat. fat people need to take a look at their ugly abomination self in the mirror before they open their mouth and try to speak on other people. fat people need to stop pretending like they're physically fit, fat people need to stop pretending like they're important, fat people are nobodies, fat people will never amount to anything other than being a traumatized, scarred for life fatazz. fat people need to stop pretending like they're leaders. fat people will never become leaders. all real leaders never been fat their entire life and never became fat and died a non-fat person. also young fat people think its ok to be around old non-fat people that are most likely pedophiles. here's some info, if you are young, IT'S NEVER OK TO BE AROUND OLD PEOPLE, especially if you're fat and the other physically fit people of your age that are young like you don't associate with you because you're fat. because those old non-fat people will molest you, especially if you're young and fat. old people that are not fat are not physically fit because they are old, wrinkly, weak, ugly, and have weird looking skin.

there's a difference between looking ugly and looking masculine. young people can look masculine but they won't look ugly. all old people are ugly, but they are not masculine. some old people will try to confuse people that ugly and masculine are the same thing because those old people like being around little kids and they like molesting them. alot of old immigrants from other countries, immigrate to the U.S. so they can be around and molest the young kids here, that's their plot, scheme and plan. and in real life those old people look like skeleton neanderthal zombies.

[Ashintar]

I'm guessing that you and meth aren't a good mix?

[JurisDictum]

fat people hate other fat people.

This was my first objection. Fat people actually are more likely to have fat friends than skinny ones. Older people don't care about fatness -- generally speaking -- as younger people.

Which brings me to my next point, this post reads like something someone in high school wrote.

[Colgate]

at least post the whole guide

[jcr4990]

Really wanted to post a "OP is a ______" meme but the traditional one gets the mods all rustled so this will have to do

http://i.imgur.com/QihWqbW.gif

[alphys]

Dont really want to strain to read a giant wall of text. I could copy and reformat it but thats more effort than a dog gif

http://i.imgur.com/ISBQgDP.gif

[radda]

Dude, get a grip and re position yourself

[Thulack]

Hasnt posted in 3 months and comes back with this rambling shit. Guessing was in rehab got out and fell off the wagon and is now here while fucked up.

[Jimjam]

u ok hun?

[Pokesan]

Hasnt posted in 3 months and comes back with this rambling shit. Guessing was in rehab got out and fell off the wagon and is now here while fucked up.

sadly he's just copypasting from that weird shadowknight guide from red

[Baler]

I have never seen the op post like this. Did something bad happen recently?

[Nisse]

High as fuck

[Phenyo]

Incoherent rambling about fatties

Did a fat person take your dealers last sale before you or something?

[maskedmelon]

OP failed to mention the two things that bother me most about fat people:

1. Space - Fat people use more of it and it is particularly bothersome at shopping centers, seating areas and public transportation, not to mention airlines! Omg airlines should charge passengers by weight. I feel like I should get a bonus luggage check or three every time I see a fat person boarding my flight.

2. Self control - Outside of a select few (Sumo wrestlers and ???) nobody is intentionally fat and being fight is indicative of a wanton lack of self control. If you are unable to control the amount of food you stuff in your mouth, you have failed one of the most basic uniquely human qualities: sublimating impulse.


That said, I feel bad for them too mostly because of the lack of self control which they are largely helpless to combat. Their nature essentially leads them to unhappiness and that is sad :( the same can be said of many other types of people too though I suppose.

[Jotei]

The fat men that I have encountered tend to be rather good natured if a bit dumb :/ I attribute that to their protein rich diet and associated blood glucose levels too low support normal cognitive function, though it is said to be a curse from the gods in retaliation for the aggression of Rallos Zek. Interestingly, in my travels I actually encountered one person who was offended by the word fat and he was not fat at all!

[kined]

You are the least entertaining troll ive ever seen. can we just ban this moron spam posting clips of a single guide parody that wasnt even remotely amusing?

[Cecily]

You are the least entertaining troll ive ever seen. can we just ban this moron spam posting clips of a single guide parody that wasnt even remotely amusing?

BOOOO HE MADE AN UNFUNNY POST

http://i.imgur.com/eiVEyxM.jpg

[Freakish]

I don't hate fat people. I hate people who occupy so much space they block traffic. Nice small trail I like to run at routinely has oblivious people spaced just perfectly to block you from getting around them. Or families that hold their kids hand and stretch from one side to the other.

I played red rover as a kid I'll break your chain no problem.

[maskedmelon]

Oblivious people are bad too, especially when occupying the outside traffic lane. Sadly most women are oblivious while shopping :/ Stop RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the isle... I move to the side while browsing things... Why can't you? :(

[indiscriminate_hater]

i heard op is fat

[kined]

BOOOO HE MADE AN UNFUNNY POST



more like he made 8 unfunny posts that are all sections of one really long unfunny post. im all for people taking shots at humor, but thats just too much attention seeking.

[maskedmelon]

more like he made 8 unfunny posts that are all sections of one really long unfunny post. im all for people taking shots at humor, but thats just too much attention seeking.

I am unaware of 6/8 of these?

Could you link the rest here so that the people may decide for themselves whether OP is unfunny or not?

[kined]

I am unaware of 6/8 of these?

Could you link the rest here so that the people may decide for themselves whether OP is unfunny or not?

i threw out a random number when i said 8... but here 6:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246762

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246761

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246760

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246759

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246758

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246756

and all of them are just snippets taken out of the last link.

seems pretty unfunny to me.

[maskedmelon]

i threw out a random number when i said 8... but here 6:

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246762

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246761

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246760

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246759

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246758

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246756

and all of them are just snippets taken out of the last link.

seems pretty unfunny to me.

Ty ^^ I lol'd though :/ why you not like them?

[Cecily]

Seriously. That's THE definitive guide on how to play a dark elf SK on a PvP server.

[Bazia]

my cock is fat so i guess that makes me a fat person fuck you OP

[Aviann]

Fat people are gross