Lagging latly? Get fucked

[..Raren.]

So yall been lagging latly on p99? LOL

Just give me my account back and ill stop

[Alkorin]

We can still get to the forums. Same hosting solution.

Your DDoS is ineffective. Thank you, come again.

[Aba to the cab]

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4448839/Get-banned-DDOS-this-shit.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Courage-Wolf

[..Raren.]

We can still get to the forums. Same hosting solution.

Your DDoS is ineffective. Thank you, come again.

Of course you can still get on the forums. I want you all to see my demands

[President]

Of course you can still get on the forums. I want you all to see my demands

?

[Rogean]

We may have lost the battle, but we will not lose the war.

[Aba to the cab]

We may have lost the battle, but we will not lose the war.

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4448987/P99-Special-Ops-GO-GO-GO.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=La-banda-de-lo-pibe

[..Raren.]

We may have lost the battle, but we will not lose the war.

You will lose the war.

PS Fuck you uthgaard

[Blazed420]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q311/adude12333/bitches.jpg This is his official message to the GMs

[skulldudes]

what a dorky thing to do

[..Raren.]

This is what happens when you got punk ass GM's like Uthgaard acting all fucking badass. Banning people for no reason and act like its ok to do it because you can. This is what happens so fuck you all

[Murphy]

I told u i was hardcore...

[Alkorin]

You need anger management. Or gravol. Maybe both.

Also, who are you again?

[Trimm]

So what, you want to get unbanned and come back to a community that hates you? Good luck internet tough guy. Go play TZVZ with the rest of the rejects.

[h0tr0d (shaere)]

Wikileaks-p99 style.

[h0tr0d (shaere)]

Oh, and I wouldn't mind a SZ style play...Tz or VZ was just alot of kids griefing and ganking... SZ was fun, enjoyed it way more.

[Nedala]

Someone give uth that adress, i want see what happens when Uthgaard strikes the banhammer irl!

[Seaweedpimp]

50 bucks to the first person to send me a forum PM with raren's home address.



How about a pre- classic tantors tusk?

[Atennu]

it'd be the FBI more then likely showing up on the door.

[Uthgaard]

50 bucks to the first person to send me a forum PM with raren's home address.

[Blink]

50 bucks to the first person to send me a forum PM with raren's home address.

Man you are one tough internet guy.

Oh and you did so delete my posts, and locked the other thread.

You tell me to get fucked? You're the little bitch who hides behind his admin powers.

[Happyluck]

Thought it was Rogean that deleted the post. Anyway...


I love you all. :)

[Aba to the cab]

50 bucks to the first person to send me a forum PM with raren's home address.

Raren is about to get Zhao'd

[Glitch]

Raren is about to get Zhao'd

FIGHT ME IRL

[Nedala]

Man you are one tough internet guy.

Oh and you did so delete my posts, and locked the other thread.

You tell me to get fucked? You're the little bitch who hides behind his admin powers.

You rage as bad as raren !

[salimoneus]

Common bro, I understand you are pissed, and I'm sorry things went wrong with whatever happened. But I urge you not to ruin the fun for everyone else on the server. I'm not involved in any way with what is going on, I'm just a lowly 21 Dorf War enjoying the experience again after 10 years.

If you can find a way to settle the dispute directly with those involved, as opposed to jamming everyone up, I would appreciate it as would many others I am sure.

/Bow

[Tanon DW]

We may have lost the battle, but we will not lose the war.


http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/13/66/04/69/boobs10.jpg

[Uthgaard]

Script kiddie says what? How did that last attempt go for you?

[magic]

50 bucks to the first person to send me a forum PM with raren's home address.

I hate to say it but, you guys deserve it and have had it coming. It's long overdue. The favoritism here is fucking staggering.

Enjoy the ddos. Syn flooding individuals will be the next step imo.

Yeah, Raren is the big mastermind here.

[Hurley]

So you act tough on the internet, he makes fun of you, and you ban him?

Rofl, what a joke these "Devs" are.


http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1944/banfp.jpg

[magic]

script kiddie says what?

Aren't you actually the script kiddie, seeing as you're a developer?

[Hurley]

magic, its not going to do any good to reason. These guys are fucking retards.


BTW GUYS! ALL BOSSES ARE UP! BAT PHONES GO!!

[Uthgaard]

Peace out magic.

[Aba to the cab]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4449742/If-I-cant-play-Ill-ruin-your-fun.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Terrorist-pick-up-lines

[Aba to the cab]

Peace out magic.

Why you banning my bro Magic for?

Don't you want this thread to reach 30 pages? I do, and if you ban all the trolls and lock it by page 10 then where is the drama?

[reinhert]

Dude it sounds like some certain ppl (*cough* you know who you are) are extremely butt hurt. Which makes this a bigger slap in the face for you. But anyways GL kiddies and cheerleaders...

[Rogean]

Round 2, Success.

http://www.rogean.com/images/ddosrnd2.png

[Uthgaard]

pwnt. cash offer for physical address still stands.

How do you trolls say it?

Consequences will never be the same?

[Rogean]

The lack favoritism here is fucking staggering

Fixed. Because that's honestly how it is. Of course people get biased towards a guild and whenever that guild is punished, or their opponent not punished, they cry favoritism.

True in any MMORPG out there. Everquest Live got it's fair share of GM Favoritism accusations, WoW Did too.. They all have. If you don't think each of those games, including ours here, has oversight to these decisions that are made to ensure fairness, you're wrong. Or the fact that we don't have time to sit on our asses watching your little raids 24/7 to make sure people aren't training, and not acting on the word of a single guild when they claim it happens. I guess that makes us favor the guild that did the training.

[Gungadin]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

This is where raren lives. Go there and beat the shit outta him. Hes gonna be the tall pasty black guy.

Wheres my 50 bucks?

[Bodeanicus]

pwnt. cash offer for physical address still stands.

How do you trolls say it?

Consequences will never be the same?

I'd like to see your address posted. See if you're half the tough guy you think you are.

[Gungadin]

Better hope he doesnt live in arizona. Your likely to show up at someones house and get fucking shot. People dont fight out here.

[SlankyLanky]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

This is where raren lives. Go there and beat the shit outta him. Hes gonna be the tall pasty black guy.

Wheres my 50 bucks?

can you be pasty and black at the same time?

[Billa]

Uthgaard, you do you know cant ban people IRL right? What the fuck do you think you would do? Knock on someones door and challenge them to a game of Magic the Gathering?

Why do you act like you are some tough guy when you are a mod for an online roleplaying EMU server? You guys are really in panic mode it's pretty obvious tbh.

[reinhert]

oh no guys becareful uth will ban you for calling him out on his "tought guy" personae! lol seriously dude if you went to meet raren youd probably have your face mashed in and rage quti at life * suicide * for being a joke!

[Darthmuhh]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

This is where raren lives. Go there and beat the shit outta him. Hes gonna be the tall pasty black guy.

Wheres my 50 bucks?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!

[Aba to the cab]

Magic lol

I see you called people out for favoritism, but people who DDoS big P99 aren't doing it for favoritism accusations, they're doing it because they're banned and go by the rule "If I can't play, no one can play"

So it's nothing deep, it's nothing about fighting the wrongs, it's all about someone getting mad cause now they have a huge blank spot between 8 AM - 11 PM since P99 is out of their lives.

[DarkRazzy]

they're doing it because they're banned and go by the rule "If I can't play, no one can play"

it's all about someone getting mad cause now they have a huge blank spot between 8 AM - 11 PM since P99 is out of their lives.

Here here. sounds to me like someone needs to change their shitty diapers, quit crying and move on with life.

long live p1999!

[Gungadin]

Your tears gives me sustinance

[Aba to the cab]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4450322/If-anyone-has-rarens-address-PM-me-Ill-give-u-50.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=internet-tough-guy

[Aba to the cab]

I'm retarded and pressed enter lololol

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4450322/If-anyone-has-rarens-address-PM-me-Ill-give-u-50.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=internet-tough-guy

[Auchae]

Lately*

Dumbass.

[Serith]

I'll*

[nilbog]

lol at the people assuming RL addresses are for face beatings.

How about for admission of destruction of property?

[Auchae]

Y'all*

We pwn'd him, Serith.

[Thatguy05]

Shits getting deleted quick on this thread

[Rogean]

The Borg is putting his foot down~

[nilbog]

It's posted elsewhere. It's just clogging up the thread trying to get off topic.

Awesome.

[Aba to the cab]

It's posted elsewhere. It's just clogging up the thread trying to get off topic.

Awesome.

Step off *****, this is my world

[Ihealyou]

it's all about someone getting mad cause now they have a huge blank spot between 8 AM - 11 PM since P99 is out of their lives.

Is 11 pm when they start masturbating?

[Happyluck]

It's posted elsewhere. It's just clogging up the thread trying to get off topic.

Awesome.

Actually I believe the "elsewhere" post was deleted as well. Meaning the only place it's at is the fohguild forums. :)

[quido]

Raren you have got to be the most notorious idiot around now. The thought of you actually trying to do anything malicious on a computer fills my belly with laughter. Clearly, if you have anything to do with all this, you have colluded with those more capable because I'm still convinced you couldn't tie your own shoes if your life depended on it.

[Uthgaard]

Good, go there. If you dont like the server, do everyone a favor and dont play here.

[nilbog]

Actually I believe the "elsewhere" post was deleted as well. Meaning the only place it's at is the fohguild forums. :)

That's not what I was referring to, but cool. Try googling for it.

[Gungadin]

Ya the GMs keep deleting the posts on these forums. Its kinda damning evidence. I guess they are in damage control on this whole situation.

It kinda reminds me of when a politician gets busted trying to buy gay sex in a bathroom but then blames it on a wide stance.

[Aba to the cab]

Dark Ascension is Ddosing the server, Durison is oking a DdoS because of the recent ruling and fall-out on the forums over the MQ scandal...

They're mad because it's getting set to a month-long suspension and IB is talking that mad shit about it, so if you have anyone to blame for not being able to play pease send your hate tells to Durison/Fefifofum

[nilbog]

Ya the GMs keep deleting the posts on these forums. Its kinda damning evidence. I guess they are in damage control on this whole situation.

It kinda reminds me of when a politician gets busted trying to buy gay sex in a bathroom but then blames it on a wide stance.

You're cool too.

[Uthgaard]

We aren't your government. It doesn't matter if you dont like your plaintext version of how one volunteer handled one situation. This has been a very productive culling of whiny bitches though.

[Nivar Quartz]

This attack is ghey, I'd like to see anyone who aids these fools fucking with the actual gameplay/server be banned instantly. Go play in time out.

[mitic]

that log ive read was fake, rite ?????

[Brad_mo123]

What makes you think you will get your demands met? Were you here when the server was getting ddos'ed endlessly for about 2 months? They never got their demands met so what makes you think you can get yours? You wont beable to keep this up long without being fined for destruction of propertry, Nasty Nate will rape your asshole when he finds out your in prison for being a nerd who ddos's free servers lol, your a joke, do some real hacking, this is childish shit.

[popknot]

Thumbs up Uthgaard! I love this server when stupid idiots arnt bringing the fun down for everyone els.

[Alkorin]

do some real hacking, this is childish shit.

Better idea: Go outside. You're likely to be eaten by a bear or something, doing the rest of us a favour.

[Maurk]

a young goblin indeed

[Secrets]

don't we have a bigger pipe than what raren is pushing out? o ya we do

also ddosing is for anonymous kiddies. you aren't cancer to 4chan, are you, raren?

also how much did that botnet cost, probably more than rogean's server bill each month, but yet, it's not as good kekeke

get owned

[Rangerous]

This attack is ghey, I'd like to see anyone who aids these fools fucking with the actual gameplay/server be banned instantly. Go play in time out.

Or not play :) I am grateful to have the chance to play EQ again the way is should be.

[Penoy Lives]

Whenever you get a chance nilbog or rogean... can you check my Petition named "@nilbog @rogean on the petition forums.... not sure any other way to get you to read it -=\

[Blazed420]

don't we have a bigger pipe than what raren is pushing out? o ya we do

also ddosing is for anonymous kiddies. you aren't cancer to 4chan, are you, raren?

also how much did that botnet cost, probably more than rogean's server bill each month, but yet, it's not as good kekeke

get owned

why do i have a feeling your version of a big pipe is different than mine?

[Stibe]

So apparently raren lives in some trailer park in florida. How cute.

[quellren]

Boy, this thread died quickly when the server came back up.

[Alkorin]

All is not good yet. World server is going up and down like a yo-yo.

[Skope]

Boy, this thread died quickly when the server came back up.

then back down again then back up!


http://www.theintellectualdevotional.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/con-cyclone.jpg

[Salty]

Not nice to ddos the box boss

[bled12345]

Abacab is sitting at a bar alone.

Abacab sees girl sitting 2 seats down.

Abacab introduces himself, after some small talk girl asks Abacab what his hobbies are.

Abacab replies "I had a level 50 rogue on an MMORPG emulated server that was modded to be like an MMO that came out 11 years ago. I broke a bunch of rules, and for the last 6-7 months I have waged a personal war on a small group of people who independantly developed the server, and the people who play on the server. I've invested hundreds of hours of my time, and now I am spending a bunch of money of to hire foreigners to attack the server with their computers. Its pretty cool. My therapist says I'm being obsessive, but I totally think I am normal, that's why I stopped taking my medication."

Girl replies "oh.. cool, I have to go to the bathroom"

Girl never comes back.

[Ihealyou]

Abacab is sitting at a bar alone.

Abacab sees girl sitting 2 seats down.

Abacab introduces himself, after some small talk girl asks Abacab what his hobbies are.

Abacab replies "I had a level 50 rogue on an MMORPG emulated server that was modded to be like an MMO that came out 11 years ago. I broke a bunch of rules, and for the last 6-7 months I have waged a personal war on a small group of people who independantly developed the server, and the people who play on the server. I've invested hundreds of hours of my time, and now I am spending a bunch of money of to hire foreigners to attack the server with their computers. Its pretty cool. My therapist says I'm being obsessive, but I totally think I am normal, that's why I stopped taking my medication."

Girl replies "oh.. cool, I have to go to the bathroom"

Girl never comes back.

Thats Raren. Abacab trains people for social justice or something.

[Aba to the cab]

Abacab is sitting at a bar alone.

Abacab sees girl sitting 2 seats down.

Abacab introduces himself, after some small talk girl asks Abacab what his hobbies are.

Abacab replies "I had a level 50 rogue on an MMORPG emulated server that was modded to be like an MMO that came out 11 years ago. I broke a bunch of rules, and for the last 6-7 months I have waged a personal war on a small group of people who independantly developed the server, and the people who play on the server. I've invested hundreds of hours of my time, and now I am spending a bunch of money of to hire foreigners to attack the server with their computers. Its pretty cool. My therapist says I'm being obsessive, but I totally think I am normal, that's why I stopped taking my medication."

Girl replies "oh.. cool, I have to go to the bathroom"

Girl never comes back.

Damn bro, you burned me but when it comes to strange women at seedy bars it don't matter how I play my cards cause by the end of the month she be all like:

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4452990/Abacab-Ruining-everyones-fun.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=pregnantblackgirl

[Fists]

Yeah Abacab, your really getting laid with how pasty white, skinny, and just fucking hideous you are. Should cut that hair fagg0t.

[bled12345]

lol. I never had a problem with you abacab (its bashndash) in fact I thought you were kinda funny.

I even thought the EC trains were kinda hilarious, and how you had an entire little guild of 24/7 training. I heard you got unbanned again, and I was like oh cool haha.


But DDOS bro? That shit is pretty weaksauce. I don't really even know what to say.

Why don't you go play some CoD 5, or smoke some pot and listen to some music. Chill out man! My first day off after working 4 long shitty shifts on an ambulance, and I get to login to p99 to find out you guys are trying to DDOS. I don't even really understand what you are trying to accomplish? Ruin my fun? lol

I guess I'll just have to play xbox and wait for my GF to come over so I can get my bang on :O


Abacab 1 : Not being slightly inconvenienced on my first day off 0.

[Japan]

lol. I never had a problem with you abacab (its bashndash) in fact I thought you were kinda funny.

I even thought the EC trains were kinda hilarious, and how you had an entire little guild of 24/7 training. I heard you got unbanned again, and I was like oh cool haha.


But DDOS bro? That shit is pretty weaksauce. I don't really even know what to say.

Why don't you go play some CoD 5, or smoke some pot and listen to some music. Chill out man! My first day off after working 4 long shitty shifts on an ambulance, and I get to login to p99 to find out you guys are trying to DDOS. I don't even really understand what you are trying to accomplish? Ruin my fun? lol

I guess I'll just have to play xbox and wait for my GF to come over so I can get my bang on :O


Abacab 1 : Not being slightly inconvenienced on my first day off 0.

get the fuck out

[Uberom]

Hmmmm....

As you all know I've had my own issues with GM's/Mods over the past month, with punishment ranging from account suspension to temporary forum ban.

I can honestly say, from experience, that it takes a LOT to get yourself completely banned from this community, as I assume is the case with Raren. I was a complete jackass for over a week and I still have my account and everything. Since then I've kind of cooled off and realized if I lost my shit I would rage irl. So I no longer put myself in those situations.

This is a privately owned and operated server. Kudos to these guys for actually taking the time to deal with all of our BULLSHIT, because if it was me, I probably would have let this community burn long time ago.

So, Raren...you obviously fucked up. Take your punishment like a man, because you don't deserve to have your fucking account back. If you're smart, and you really want to play, just change your IP and start fresh.

You may think people are pulling for you, but that is not the case.

Fuck off.

[Aba to the cab]

Yeah Abacab, your really getting laid with how pasty white, skinny, and just fucking hideous you are. Should cut that hair fagg0t.

Bro, my dick is wetter than Sunday in Seattle

[Nocte]

Really? This is about someone's account getting banned? This is like breaking the TV because you had to be Luigi instead of Mario.

[Aba to the cab]

lol. I never had a problem with you abacab (its bashndash) in fact I thought you were kinda funny.

I even thought the EC trains were kinda hilarious, and how you had an entire little guild of 24/7 training. I heard you got unbanned again, and I was like oh cool haha.


But DDOS bro? That shit is pretty weaksauce. I don't really even know what to say.

Why don't you go play some CoD 5, or smoke some pot and listen to some music. Chill out man! My first day off after working 4 long shitty shifts on an ambulance, and I get to login to p99 to find out you guys are trying to DDOS. I don't even really understand what you are trying to accomplish? Ruin my fun? lol

I guess I'll just have to play xbox and wait for my GF to come over so I can get my bang on :O


Abacab 1 : Not being slightly inconvenienced on my first day off 0.

Why y'all assuming I'm dropping DDoS? Doing it now 6-7 months AFTER my ban? Beware my turtle like malicious skills

[Aba to the cab]

Really? This is about someone's account getting banned? This is like breaking the TV because you had to be Luigi instead of Mario.

Luigi had a cooler color scheme than Mario

[Skope]

bash, abacab isn't the one ddos'ing. That's Raren.

Abacab is the one who's running at the server room at the ISP's office with a battalion of armed forces, 5 squads of cops, the fire department and the EMTs following him. Upon entering the room he stubs his toe, fatally, feigns death and the army behind him starts to beat up on the hardware.

[bled12345]

ah okay lol.

I thought Raren and Abacab were like a team.

So abacab is just cheering raren from the sidelines as raren goes all down syndrome retard angry on the server?

[Stibe]

bash, abacab isn't the one ddos'ing. That's Raren.

Abacab is the one who's running at the server room at the ISP's office with a battalion of armed forces, 5 squads of cops, the fire department and the EMTs following him. Upon entering the room he stubs his toe, fatally, feigns death and the army behind him starts to beat up on the hardware.

Rofl, raren isnt doing shit. He is far to stupid to even begin to be able to do something like this.

[Aba to the cab]

ah okay lol.

I thought Raren and Abacab were like a team.

So abacab is just cheering raren from the sidelines as raren goes all down syndrome retard angry on the server?

You're a clueless fag bro

Raren isn't DdoSing shit, it's a SYN attack and it was lunched by someone who was banned in this thread.

Y'all are so uninformed

[Skope]

Stibe, I believe you may be in the running for post of the year with that comment.

[razorz]

You can buy DDoS services cheaply from third world countries online. It's not that difficult. No worse than calling up an escort in las vegas.. Cept I doubt the dude who called in the DDoS would have the balls to call an escort.

Pair of raisins for balls and a toothpick for a cock.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!

[Xerto]

hi :)

[bled12345]

lol at abacab.

People you can't talk to reasonably are funny shit. Abacab prolly has FASD or something. Or maybe abacab and raren are twin brothers, and their trailer park mom banged her brother resulting in a pair of twins with some chromosonal deficiencies.

[bled12345]

oh and as for uthgaard wanting raren's home adress? Don't do it uthgaard, retards have the strength of 10 men!!!

[Aba to the cab]

lol at abacab.

People you can't talk to reasonably are funny shit. Abacab prolly has FASD or something. Or maybe abacab and raren are twin brothers, and their trailer park mom banged her brother resulting in a pair of twins with some chromosonal deficiencies.

Big Bled coming into this thread saying "chromosomal" wrong...

You're very intelligent Bled, you're IQ is certainly higher than your chromosome count and hey you've got an extra one of those! You're soo smart bro :)

[Aba to the cab]

Use your IQ bro, one thing is wrong in that sentence!

[Uberom]

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9007/rarenddossinceage5.jpg

[Ronas]

Just give us there IP, we just bomb there ISP. Problem solved. No internet for raren/abac/anyone that tries to pull anything funny.

[bled12345]

Big Bled coming into this thread saying "chromosomal" wrong...

You're very intelligent Bled, you're IQ is certainly higher than your chromosome count and hey you've got an extra one of those! You're soo smart bro :)


Sorry I made a grammatical error, one letter off. Clearly I R much dummer than j00.

:(

Lets make retard high 5 together! EUUGHAAAY!! * Prances off into sunset with his retard friend abacab *

[Nocte]

You can buy DDoS services cheaply from third world countries online.

Wait wait wait wait wait. Are you saying that Raren paid money to slow the servers down? He's paying money for a game he can't even play? ELL-OH-FUCKING-ELL.

The last time the server got DDOS'ed, a ton of people donated money so the servers could come back up; for all we know Raren is putting money into the P99 coffers.

Raren, you fell on your face as soon as you hit "Submit Payment."

[Aba to the cab]

Y'all are fucking dumb

Thinking Raren, and myself are Ddosing when anyone with half a brain knows it's Hurley and his crew seeing as they just made a dozen forum accounts spamming GM logs and raging over their ban something fierce.

[Stibe]

Wait wait wait wait wait. Are you saying that Raren paid money to slow the servers down? He's paying money for a game he can't even play? ELL-OH-FUCKING-ELL.

The last time the server got DDOS'ed, a ton of people donated money so the servers could come back up; for all we know Raren is putting money into the P99 coffers.

Raren, you fell on your face as soon as you hit "Submit Payment."

Raren isnt doing shit. Nor was he ever. Hes just a toolbox whos acting cool on the interwebs.

[Uberom]

You're a clueless fag bro

Raren isn't DdoSing shit, it's a SYN attack and it was lunched by someone who was banned in this thread.

Y'all are so uninformed

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/203/coolstorybrosowhatwasyo.jpg

[Nocte]

Okay, replace "Raren" with the name of whoever is doing this and my statement still stands. Anyone who is spending money on trolling is missing the point.

[razorz]

It's too bad P99 cant afford to be hosted in a facility with active DDoS mitigation at the edge... but this = expensive.

[bled12345]

I just can't believe there are such wierd little people out there in the world that would invest this much time and money into attacking an independently run server that hosts an 11 year old game.

I can't be bothered to get a haircut, let alone DDOS / Syn flood a server haha.

[vitalious]

This is sad.

1) free speech is not entirely free. There are limitations put on free speech where if your free speech infringes upon others rights, your speech is no longer free, but a crime.

2) This game is 12 years old almost and the people who play this are mostly 21+. Grow up and act like adults. It's a shame you have nothing better to do than contrive some plan to teach these bad mods and devs a lesson about unfairly targeting you and banning you. Well, from this response, it seems the devs did something right in the first place. You're not mature enough to even handle this 11 year old game. Why don't you do something constructive for society like get a job? If you have a job, why don't you volunteer somewhere and give someone your time. Maybe seeing how unfortunate others are, will put this game into perspective for you. At this moment, you are acting like a whiny, immature, prepubescent prick,

In the end "get fucked" comes to mind. Ill enjoy doing something else until you decide to

[X] get a life
[X] Go outside
[X] grow up
[X] get banned from life

[Aba to the cab]

I just can't believe there are such wierd little people out there in the world that would invest this much time and money into attacking an independently run server that hosts an 11 year old game.

I can't be bothered to get a haircut, let alone DDOS / Syn flood a server haha.

The best part of all this Abacab trollin' by Bashndash is I'm in Bashndash's guild.

Fuck DA v. IB it's all about Dozekar trolling Dozekar

[RocketMoose]

Y'all are fucking dumb

Thinking Raren, and myself are Ddosing when anyone with half a brain knows it's Hurley and his crew seeing as they just made a dozen forum accounts spamming GM logs and raging over their ban something fierce.

unlike you Hurley actually has friends, and a life, he's not even at his house right now. cool story though.

bye

[Aba to the cab]

unlike you Hurley actually has friends, and a life, he's not even at his house right now. cool story though.

bye

Cause it's totally not Hurley and Blink dropping SYN attacks, and it's totally not Hurley and Blink registering accounts as fast as they can put capcatchas in yahoo mail.

Don't matter if is isn't at his house @ 10:00 PM EST, the attacks occurred long before then. So get's your "He's a nice guy" preachy shit out of here.

[Aba to the cab]

But I see what you're trying to do, drama mongering.

Let's point all blame on Abacab because he has a track record of training orc 1, let's blame Raren cause he surfaces every 2 weeks to talk shit about Uthgaard. I'm STILL on this motherfucking forum and IRC, I've talked to Rogean prior to to the attacks.

Where's your theory at now motherfucker? Right down the drain like an abortion,

[Phallax]

Hi I are Raren. And I heard you guys have been lagging recently so Im gonna take all the credit for it!

Raren, youre lucky to even know how to get on the internet by yourself, let alone DDoS attack.

[Daywolf]

So yall been lagging latly on p99? LOL

Just give me my account back and ill stop
No.
Maybe you should look into gettin an new isp?
Ahh the script kitties on the march.

[Ronas]

Hi I are Raren. And I heard you guys have been lagging recently so Im gonna take all the credit for it!

Raren, youre lucky to even know how to get on the internet by yourself, let alone DDoS attack.

I dont know, thats the new thing. With that wikileak going on. Who can make the best ddos program, and who can knock out websites, etc the quickest, and keep it down the longest. The new kiddy trend, how to destory sites.

[Harrison]

New? Lol

You haven't been paying attention much the past 10 years have you?

[Rahnza]

lol @ anti uthgaard tags mysteriously disappearing.

[Rangerous]

Maybe they should hand out all of Raren's gear in the EC tunnel to noobs who can use it and take scheenshots to put up on the SS forum for all to see lol.

[RocketMoose]

Cause it's totally not Hurley and Blink dropping SYN attacks, and it's totally not Hurley and Blink registering accounts as fast as they can put capcatchas in yahoo mail.

Don't matter if is isn't at his house @ 10:00 PM EST, the attacks occurred long before then. So get's your "He's a nice guy" preachy shit out of here.

Shut up you cuntrag. Seriously, get bent.

[Kassel]

Shut up you cuntrag. Seriously, get bent.

He mad

[RocketMoose]

He mad

people slandering good players with people like his dumb ass out there, yeah. I get pissed at crap like that. He knows he's part of it, and tryin to play it all cool. Go back to WoW child.

[citizen1080]

You asshats are cutting into my profit margin

[razorz]

You asshats are cutting into my profit margin

^

[Hasbinbad]

slandering
lol

[thinks_it_is_funny]

I approve of the DDoS, uthgaard is a banhappy douche. He probably never got much respect in life so he takes out his anger here.

[Dunes]

Its pretty easy to tell who breaks rules, MQ's, boxes, and dupes - they dont like Uthgaard.

Funny that the aforementioned vocal minority always seems to think that the rest of us feel that way too. Pack mentality? Naa, more like lemmings

[Aba to the cab]

people slandering good players with people like his dumb ass out there, yeah. I get pissed at crap like that. He knows he's part of it, and tryin to play it all cool. Go back to WoW child.

Ain't slander if it's true

Of course I'm part of it, I'm a part of everything right? From you losing XP, to LDing during a sky raid, even you getting dropped on your head as a child, Abacab is the catalyst!

[thinks_it_is_funny]

Actually, Uthgaard bans a lot of innocent people because he doesn't think past "looks suspicious in my logs". If he actually investigated things even a little bit before instantly jumping to ban he'd probably find less-angry people.

[Aba to the cab]

What do y'all know about Serbar?

[thinks_it_is_funny]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yY4BXlYMYeA/TOyGoSo8MFI/AAAAAAAAEBU/SuSQLoz4dl8/s1600/NAZI.jpg

[thinks_it_is_funny]

http://www.topnews.in/files/Nazi-War.jpg

[Nedala]

When people try to ddos the server and mage nerdrage posts on the boards, its when you know Uthgaard , or whoever, banned the right people ;)

[Nedala]

damnit mage=make ....to much eq :(

[skulldudes]

that guy banned me! i'm going to compare him to hitler!

[thefloydian]

This is what happens when you got punk ass GM's like Uthgaard acting all fucking badass. Banning people for no reason and act like its ok to do it because you can. This is what happens so fuck you all

ahahaha

[Curmudgen]

I would like to thank the originators of this drama. I would have been bored stiff at my camp tonight and this nice thread has filled in the bored down times.

[Harazzer]

What do y'all know about Serbar?

The legacy of Serbar is not for mortal ears.

[xshayla701]

ok, I missed a lot on this one.

[Ledzepp02]

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/Ledzepp_wow/lolDdosftl.jpg

[Faelene]

Did you guys get me killed just as I dinged 16? Hmmmm, let's see....

[Scrooge]

When people try to ddos the server and make nerdrage posts on the boards, its when you know Uthgaard , or whoever, banned the right people ;)

I can't seem to disagree with your statement, heh.

[Teensy Weensy]

There's some pretty angry nerd raging pole smokers out there. Don't you gays have anything better to do? Keep messing up my beloved P99 and I'm going to find where you live and cornhole your mom while I make you listen from the basement.

[Bodeanicus]

There's some pretty angry nerd raging pole smokers out there. Don't you gays have anything better to do? Keep messing up my beloved P99 and I'm going to find where you live and cornhole your mom while I make you listen from the basement.

But sure to wipe it off on the drapes when you're done.

[Ihealyou]

First I was like

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Tcp_normal.png


but then I was like

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Tcp_synflood.png

[Messianic]

Yeah, Raren is the big mastermind here.

I think by the grace of God we'll be okay

[Messianic]

http://www.topnews.in/files/Nazi-War.jpg

Yes, Nazi/Hitler is a good comparison to a person who runs a free server and merely expects people to follow their own rules, and enforces those rules using server-only powers.

IMO, the Nazis are those who DDoS free emu servers they were rightly banned from and try to claim some "oppressed" justification, as if they have some God-given right to play on whatever server they like, and do whatever they want. In short, they ruin everyone's gameplay because they can't play as they wish.

And the devs/admins are the Nazis. Right.

Ethics have absolutely nothing to do with it. You can't appeal to some higher power, because you have no rights here. Get over it and go try to annoy other people.


Because Raren & co will eventually realize this along with the fact that their attempts to destabilize the server will fail, i'd expect some rumors to start flying around that Uthgaard or other GMs messed with someone's computer or stuff that's not server related, complete with photoshopped images and conspiracy theories.

After all, that's what a terrorist/freedom fighter would do to take down some entity of super-evil proportions...

[Harrison]

Lol Raren couldn't piss on his own feet properly, nevermind this

[Massive Marc]

Godwin strikes again !

[Rango]

Since Uthgaard banned my account which had a level 46 on it that i played for months for no other reason than saying that "The way my name was changed gave the GMing a corrupt cop flavor", i have no trouble beleiving he did it to other people.

Its one thing to say "Look, thats gonna be this way, and if you dont like it, tough shit" and banning people Cartman-style because they dont respect your authoritay. This DDOS shit is like karma, although i wouldnt waste time with it, instead I just quit the server. A ghost town server would be a fitting end to a place run by people like Uthgaard.

[Uthgaard]

Since Uthgaard banned my account which had a level 46 on it that i played for months for no other reason than saying that "The way my name was changed gave the GMing a corrupt cop flavor", i have no trouble beleiving he did it to other people.

Its one thing to say "Look, thats gonna be this way, and if you dont like it, tough shit" and banning people Cartman-style because they dont respect your authoritay. This DDOS shit is like karma, although i wouldnt waste time with it, instead I just quit the server. A ghost town server would be a fitting end to a place run by people like Uthgaard.

I rate your crying 5 stars. Just like I did the first time... 3 months ago.

[Rango]

I rate your crying 5 stars. Just like I did the first time... 3 months ago.

Yea man, dig your own grave, unfortunatly youre dragging everyone else down with ya.

[Rango]

See, he labels his banning of my months old account for trivial reasons "crying". Thats the core problem.

[Cyrius]

Yea man, dig your own grave, unfortunatly youre dragging everyone else down with ya.

I wish we would get a penny everytime we get to hear this. We would be millionairs!

[Rango]

I wish we would get a penny everytime we get to hear this. We would be millionairs!

Yea well just because you get a fresh supply of new guys doesnt mean your attitude isnt wrong and delusional.

[Bodeanicus]

Lol Raren couldn't piss on his own feet properly, nevermind this

A retard criticizing a retard. Oh, the ironing...

[Harrison]

A retard criticizing a retard. Oh, the ironing...

When I need advice an ED medication, you may speak.

Get back on my dick.

[Harrison]

A retard criticizing a retard. Oh, the ironing...

[Skope]

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/288/original/irony.jpg?1243350318

[Cyrano]

This thread is reaching the all-time record for most posts by a single person under multiple account name. I'm surprised no one has tagged the word "karma" to it yet.

[Villide]

See, he labels his banning of my months old account for trivial reasons "crying". Thats the core problem.
Maybe you could quit crying? That appears to be the "core problem".

These guys aren't here to give you red-carpet customer service treatment. They're here doing something they love, and you get to benefit. You are ALLOWED to play their game, out of the kindness of their hearts. When that kindness is gone, you're gone.

Damn, this is "two plus two equals four" shit right here. STFU, play the game, quit whining and you won't get banned.

[Holey]

After reading all this,
may i have my 15 minutes of my life back?
But if i can't, abacab your pictures.
Some are funny :D

[Rango]

I like to smell my own feet.

[skulldudes]

comparing someone to a corrupt cop is polite

[Villide]

I dont want red carpet treatment lol you brown nosing, not-thinking fool. Just not getting banned for politely msging a GM would have sufficed.
All you shitheels are the same. You tell your side of the story, and put yourself in the best light possible. What pesky, unimportant details are you leaving out?

I'm all for them swinging the banhammer indiscriminately. Even if they were heavy handed with you, I'm ok with them taking out a few marginal assholes if they get take the high-level ones as well.

[RocketMoose]

Ain't slander if it's true

Of course I'm part of it, I'm a part of everything right? From you losing XP, to LDing during a sky raid, even you getting dropped on your head as a child, Abacab is the catalyst!

Actually, I take it all back, you're not smart enough to be a part of it.

Seriously, go back to your back woods hill billy home. Don't come out anymore. Go back to keeping your family traditions alive...you know, having children with your siblings, just like your Mom and Dad did when they had you. Are you your own Grandpa yet?

[Rango]

All you shitheels are the same. You tell your side of the story, and put yourself in the best light possible. What pesky, unimportant details are you leaving out?

I'm all for them swinging the banhammer indiscriminately. Even if they were heavy handed with you, I'm ok with them taking out a few marginal assholes if they get take the high-level ones as well.

Well Uthgaard never actually posted what ive said, but Secrets did, on another forum. The sad part for them is that they couldnt erase my reply:

http://www.eq2flames.com/all-other-video-games/67375-everquest-classic-project-1999-a-80.html

[Rango]

Dont worry Uth, i wont hang around here long, banning my account wont work as i was IP banned and still here. Good news is that i dont really care, just an hour or 2 of entertainment of seeing fanboys giving you analingus and im good for 3 months.

[KilyenaMage]

Oh, and I wouldn't mind a SZ style play...Tz or VZ was just alot of kids griefing and ganking... SZ was fun, enjoyed it way more.

Pretty sure that's completely backwards. SZ was no-level-limit PvP -- THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO GREIF PEOPLE.

[quellren]

Wait, LOL, you're Taxi?

OMG. OK I'll admit, I thought your name was funny, and not offensive, but re-reading your old posts regarding the incident, you did throw a huge fit.
However, the point stands. This is not your sandbox to make the rules for. If the powers that be felt that 'Taxi Driver' wasn't kosher, then you have 2 options: accept it, and play the game you enjoy, or find a new game.

The tantrum you threw on the forums for a week post-ban was enough to make the case against you.

[Occam's Butter Knife]

Well Uthgaard never actually posted what ive said, but Secrets did, on another forum. The sad part for them is that they couldnt erase my reply:

http://www.eq2flames.com/all-other-video-games/67375-everquest-classic-project-1999-a-80.html

You really shouldn't submit a link where you get your whiny ass exposed a few posts down.

[Blazed420]

Taxi was a good man. Its a damn shame.

[Villide]

Good news is that i dont really care,
Please stop saying that, it's clearly an outright lie.

[Massive Marc]

how is Taxi Driver a name worth even wasting time with ?

Like really... guess I can't use "Inyomouth" for a surname eh ?

[Rango]

You really shouldn't submit a link where you get your whiny ass exposed a few posts down.

Yea? heres tinkerbell ringing her bell telling you to turn the page on that forum to page 81.

[yaaaflow]

You mean where you make a(nother) whiny ass reply crying about the fact that you got banned for being an asshole to the staff?

[yaaaflow]

Or is it more about crying about having your name changed for breaking the naming policy? I forget.


Selective enforcement of the naming policy is a pretty classic feature though, don't you think?

[Rango]

lol @ the crying meme, you guys are fucking stupid.

[mitic]

well i gota admit there is worse than taxi driver

in some other post pointing out this would imply a "title" made me chuckle

[yaaaflow]

Taxi, go find someone who is your friend, but has no idea about everquest, emulators for everquest, any of that shit.

Then go get them to read the last 50 posts you have made about everquest, and see if they think you are a whiny little bitch.

This is your homework for today have fun pal!

[Occam's Butter Knife]

Yea? heres tinkerbell ringing her bell telling you to turn the page on that forum to page 81.

I'm sorry but you need to post at least 10 pages each on 7 boards before action will be taken on your complaint.

[Cyrius]

Oh hi taxi.

[mimixownzall]

If you guys get an ip trace and find his home address, i will go there and test out the ballistics of my FiveseveN against his mounds of fat he has hanging from his hide.

[.. Raren]

If you guys get an ip trace and find his home address, i will go there and test out the ballistics of my FiveseveN against his mounds of fat he has hanging from his hide.

lol bring it bro

[Daywolf]

You should just start a "I want to be banned" thread, with an autoban feature, so they can get their ban count up quicker. :o

[Hasbinbad]

You should just start a "I want to be banned" thread, with an autoban feature, so they can get their ban count up quicker. :o
omg GM/Guides should have a "Ban Count" meter on their sigs..

[Villide]

Don't forget to breathe occasionally Raren.

[Daywolf]

@mimixownzall
Hmm... which one is that for? your sig. This is one of my newer ones on 2142 (1of3). Though I spend a lot of time on titan attack which badly dings my kill ratio (it's a meat grinder in there). Like the titan survival pins :D
http://sigs.2142-stats.com/PsiCorps_player_42792.png (http://www.2142-stats.com/PsiCorps+stats.html) Named from Babylon 5 ;)
Now this thread has some class ;) you're welcome.

[mimixownzall]

@mimixownzall
Hmm... which one is that for? your sig. This is one of my newer ones on 2142 (1of3). Though I spend a lot of time on titan attack which badly dings my kill ratio (it's a meat grinder in there). Like the titan survival pins :D
http://sigs.2142-stats.com/PsiCorps_player_42792.png (http://www.2142-stats.com/PsiCorps+stats.html) Named from Babylon 5 ;)
Now this thread has some class ;) you're welcome.

Bad Company 2 on PC is my sig.

[Supreme]

Raren Info.

IP Address:97.103.38.21
ROAD RUNNER HOLDCO LLC
Deland,Florida

[Daywolf]

Bad Company 2 on PC is my sig.
Ah.. haven't played that one. I was on 1942 since launch until last year. Memorized on 2142 for about a year now.

[Supreme]

Should i post his name? Or just leave it at this?

[Starklen]

Name sounds good.

[OngorDrakan]

POST HIS NAME!

[Phallax]

Should i post his name? Or just leave it at this?

posting personal info is against forum rules, I wouldnt do it to be safe

[Planet]

50 bucks to the first person to send me a forum PM with raren's home address.

Want My address Bitch?Ill be glad to email you it if you have the balls to show up lolol;)

[Pheer]

Bad Company 2 on PC is my sig.

most kills by 40mm grenade


nice noobtube bro

[Harrison]

most kills by 40mm grenade


nice noobtube bro

Can't aim? Just noobtube it up. They made it for you terribad players.

[Daywolf]

Can't aim? Just noobtube it up. They made it for you terribad players.
I used to do that in bf1942, nade spamming, people would get so pissed lol

[Uthgaard]

I don't think anyone would be too afraid to show up at your place (not house) Brian. Your chunky rind looks like you're the one that popped out the two kids. Maybe you should have taken some of the meth you used to sling.

[KilyenaMage]

I don't think anyone would be too afraid to show up at your place (not house) Brian. Your chunky rind looks like you're the one that popped out the two kids. Maybe you should have taken some of the meth you used to sling.


Lawls.

[Hasbinbad]

I don't think anyone would be too afraid to show up at your place (not house) Brian. Your chunky rind looks like you're the one that popped out the two kids. Maybe you should have taken some of the meth you used to sling.
bahahahahahaha

[Darthmuhh]

oh and as for uthgaard wanting raren's home adress? Don't do it uthgaard, retards have the strength of 10 men!!!

Hahahaha too funny:D

[Rogean]

Hey Raren, how were the DDoS Attempts last night?

Now that we've fixed the worldserver crashing from malformed packets, you're pretty much fucked. Can't say you didn't give your best shot though, I see 4 or 5 last night. I did take up the opportunity to catch up on some sleep though, and slept through most of it.

[Scrooge]

omg GM/Guides should have a "Ban Count" meter on their sigs..

omg....I agree.

[Salty]

Hey Raren, how were the DDoS Attempts last night?

Now that we've fixed the worldserver crashing from malformed packets, you're pretty much fucked. Can't say you didn't give your best shot though, I see 4 or 5 last night. I did take up the opportunity to catch up on some sleep though, and slept through most of it.

Good work!

[Trimm]

Hey Raren, how were the DDoS Attempts last night?

Now that we've fixed the worldserver crashing from malformed packets, you're pretty much fucked. Can't say you didn't give your best shot though, I see 4 or 5 last night. I did take up the opportunity to catch up on some sleep though, and slept through most of it.

Check and mate, sir.

[Dac321]

Raren Info.

Deland,Florida

Lol. I guess life didn't really work out for you.

Two things go on in Deland..

1) Incest
2) Beastality

[Evorix]

Hey Raren, how were the DDoS Attempts last night?

Now that we've fixed the worldserver crashing from malformed packets, you're pretty much fucked. Can't say you didn't give your best shot though, I see 4 or 5 last night. I did take up the opportunity to catch up on some sleep though, and slept through most of it.

If you really think Raren is doing the DDoS.... sheesh

[Spud]

Thread delivers

Thanks GMs

[Rogean]

If you really think Raren is doing the DDoS.... sheesh

Of course not... But he took credit for it's success so now he can take credit for it's failure.

[Chanus]

It's weird how your 1984th post is putting a villainous face on a problem so we can all rally behind it.

Jus sayin!



And kidding. Don't hurt me!

[Crone]

I hope the DDoS attacks didn't raise server expenses for this month too high? :( Do we pay for our server based on traffic, or are we allowed a "range" in which its all the same price?

[.. Raren]

Of course not... But he took credit for it's success so now he can take credit for it's failure.

Lulz

[.. Raren]

I learned how to tie my shoes.
I win

[Swishahouse]

That was a straight up zinger.

[Zephys]

Just stepping in to remind everyone that this is an emulated server of an 11 year old MMO as it was 11 years ago.

Keep things in perspective.

GM's, keep being cool.

[Daywolf]

It's weird how your 1984th post is putting a villainous face on a problem so we can all rally behind it.

Jus sayin!



And kidding. Don't hurt me!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/l33tace/various/bk1984.jpg

[Hasbinbad]

Big King is watching you!

[Rogean]

I hope the DDoS attacks didn't raise server expenses for this month too high? :( Do we pay for our server based on traffic, or are we allowed a "range" in which its all the same price?

We are unmetered, it doesn't matter how much bandwidth we use.

[ooantipostoo]

lol at the people assuming RL addresses are for face beatings.

How about for admission of destruction of property?

This....When I was in middle school me and a friend hacked learning point (school grading system) We covered our asses trace wise people just opened there mouths.... changed several grades and teacher bulletins

Any ways DEA showed up at both our house's claim all the computer's, school ended up dropping charges as did the DEA, but never to return the computers.

[OngorDrakan]

This....When I was in middle school me and a friend hacked learning point (school grading system) We covered our asses trace wise people just opened there mouths.... changed several grades and teacher bulletins

Any ways DEA showed up at both our house's claim all the computer's, school ended up dropping charges as did the DEA, but never to return the computers.

Soooo worth it though riiiight? lolz

[ooantipostoo]

Soooo worth it though riiiight? lolz

Lol, I have not gone near anything since that, learned my lesson.

[Torqumada286]

This....When I was in middle school me and a friend hacked learning point (school grading system) We covered our asses trace wise people just opened there mouths.... changed several grades and teacher bulletins

Any ways DEA showed up at both our house's claim all the computer's, school ended up dropping charges as did the DEA, but never to return the computers.

The DEA? The Drug Enforcement Agency? The Federal government agency that oversees America's drug policy came to your house because you hacked a middle school computer system? Shenanigans.

Torqumada

[Uthgaard]

I think he means the DA.

Because the DA is the root of all evil. Dont you read these forums?

[OngorDrakan]

DA was all like, you be batting for the wrong team in IB. Get fucked!

[ooantipostoo]

The DEA? The Drug Enforcement Agency? The Federal government agency that oversees America's drug policy came to your house because you hacked a middle school computer system? Shenanigans.

Torqumada

sorry, my mistake was long ago it was some Government agency.

[Torqumada286]

I think he means the DA.

Because the DA is the root of all evil. Dont you read these forums?

Yeah, but I am still a newbie.

Torqumada

[Supreme]

R710 is a quality server.

[mitic]

Just stepping in to remind everyone that this is an emulated server of an 11 year old MMO as it was 11 years ago.

Keep things in perspective.

GM's, keep being cool.

this argument is fail since any other mmo out there is inferior to this "11 year old MMO".

[Cyrius]

this argument is fail since any other mmo out there is inferior to this "11 year old MMO".

Woah a drop of wisdom on RnF! :eek:

[warrioman]

what i don't understand is if raren was really adamant about getting his account back he can easily find where rogean lives....

[Spicy]

$50 for Raren's phone number!

[Spicy]

^ Selling not buying

[jkhdfkjghdjh]

Aren't you actually the script kiddie, seeing as you're a developer?

You're a shitty.

magic, its not going to do any good to reason. These guys are fucking retards.


BTW GUYS! ALL BOSSES ARE UP! BAT PHONES GO!!

You're a shitty.

[sdfkljhfjkh]

what i don't understand is if raren was really adamant about getting his account back he can easily find where rogean lives....

Shitty.

[mitic]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc225/Kenori_Merrik/Necro.jpg

[Ennoia]

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc225/Kenori_Merrik/Necro.jpg

Mitic is my hero. He's like the German version of Iron Man.

[Bodeanicus]

Your tears gives me sustinance

And lubrication for masturbation.

[Bwils]

Raren ran east on a west wall break in of fear. True story.