GG DA

[azeth]

^ lol'd irl. /bow, thanks dudes. im out.

[Slathar]

what do you even do for work in real life? i mean at 32 years old you must at least be sucking your father's cock for allowance no?

maybe thats just you.

Please god tell me this is true, hahahahahahah

[azeth]

azeth: 1, da: -2, pheer: IB member (nuff said)]


tl:dr come @ me brew

[Pheer]

I declare Azeth the winner on this. Pheer is resorting to the same routine. It's tired, boring, and most importantly, not funny.

D-, would have been a D if it were simply a statement that Pheer isn't funny rather than interfering in my judging of Azeth's posts.

[Pheer]

azeth: 1, da: -2, pheer: IB member (nuff said)]


tl:dr come @ me brew

F for use of tl:dr and come at me brew, sorry dawg but I know you can do better than that.

[Pheer]

Please god tell me this is true, hahahahahahah

F- for being gullible. Keep going though don't give up

[JayDee]

Why U cheatin bros

[Aba to the cab]

Azeth just stop...

You're in a zerg guild, on a PvE server, any merits or arguments stating you're the best would be proved otherwise and it will come to light as you fucking bomb in the BOTB competition. You assume you're the best?

I extend the same challenge as I gave Durison, self-buffs only, can't leave the arena etc. if you get embarrassed it's alright because we playin' for character deletion.

[azeth]

just a pro tip for ya bro, don't quote people who identify you've lost an argument. 99% of people are too stupid to read beyond 5 posts above the bottom to form their opinion.

[azeth]

Azeth just stop...

You're in a zerg guild, on a PvE server, any merits or arguments stating you're the best would be proved otherwise and it will come to light as you fucking bomb in the BOTB competition. You assume you're the best?

I extend the same challenge as I gave Durison, self-buffs only, can't leave the arena etc. if you get embarrassed it's alright because we playin' for character deletion.

abacab how about suck my cock bro? i will literally rape you anytime in the arena.

fyi bitch, you're a fucking poser hipster. nice long hair bitch, what is this 2006? you still like saves the day bro?

[Aba to the cab]

Remember Azeth, big Abacab is

23-1 MortalQuest
17-2 QvF
138-49 VZ/TZ


In otherwords, I'll just shit on you

[JayDee]

Is this vztz or p99

[azeth]

i bet. log on to your lvl 50 rogoe,,,




oh wait, i didnt need to hack to out dps the rest of you vets who've played since server-up

[azeth]

rogue!

[JayDee]

Stop avoiding the question bro

Why U Cheatin

[JayDee]

I ask of you

Cheating, why U do it

[Pheer]

Remember Azeth, big Abacab is

23-1 MortalQuest
17-2 QvF
138-49 VZ/TZ


In otherwords, I'll just shit on you

i was 480/80 on defiance of harmony, get on my level

i bet. log on to your lvl 50 rogoe,,,




oh wait, i didnt need to hack to out dps the rest of you vets who've played since server-up

F- for misspelling your own class

[azeth]

rogue!

[JayDee]

but why u cheating though

[Pheer]

F- for thinking double posting to fix your mistake is the same as ninja editing. It'll affect your overall grade but I promise you can still graduate, dont let this get to you.

[azeth]

last word.






















that's the goal here right?

[Pheer]

last word.






















that's the goal here right?

D- for incorrectly identifying the purpose of these posts. Would be an F if it weren't for the big void between the text. Keep going youre doing better now.

[azeth]

Abacab you aren't the only guy who went to college bro, you're just the only guy who likes to let everyone know you did.



While simultaneously letting everyone know what a siq cia hacker you are irl, how edgey your niche of music is, and how much of a fucking idiot you are.

[Aba to the cab]

i bet. log on to your lvl 50 rogoe,,,




oh wait, i didnt need to hack to out dps the rest of you vets who've played since server-up


I would gladly log on my rogue if your guild didn't cry to ban me for training the shit out of them and looting nagafen from right under your noses. Your rogue is a piece of shit run-of-the-mill number cruncher, Abacab is a legend; so fuck that bullshit you're going through, get on my level because you're looking too big of a pussy right now to even attempt taking a swing at a ***** this caliber.

[Aba to the cab]

yea dude, log on your lvl 50 rogue and meet up int he arena. okay?


You heard em' he wants to brawl the legend

Unban plz

[azeth]

I would gladly log on my rogue if your guild didn't cry to ban me for training the shit out of them and looting nagafen from right under your noses. Your rogue is a piece of shit run-of-the-mill number cruncher, Abacab is a legend; so fuck that bullshit you're going through, get on my level because you're looking too big of a pussy right now to even attempt taking a swing at a ***** this caliber.

oh he's a legend? whats the name again?

afaik i got the highest backstab attainable on the server and i've been playing since june hack/third party/2 box free.


how's it feel to cheat and be #2/3?

[Pheer]

Abacab you aren't the only guy who went to college bro, you're just the only guy who likes to let everyone know you did.



While simultaneously letting everyone know what a siq cia hacker you are irl, how edgey your niche of music is, and how much of a fucking idiot you are.

F- for attempting to troll while actually being angry in real life. Sorry but I have nothing positive to add, im considering failing you from my class at the point.

[azeth]

^ i dont even know who this guy is?

[Pheer]

^ i dont even know who this guy is?

F for not knowing who I am.

[Kassel]

UHG

[Kassel]

THIS SHIT JUST GOT BORING

[Inglourious jizzlobber]

He's this guy:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2cmtf6u.jpg

[Daldolma]

Sucks when people that aren't funny or awesome try to be funny and awesome.

This thread could have been way better.

+1 Loke for stats; 51 IB raiders vs 140+ DA raiders is embarrassing. Sub-question: how many of those DA raid bots, er, chars are unique IPs?
+1 Azeth for derailing a thread about the fact that his guild sucks the joy out of the game via hax/zerging/poop-socking/being un-sweet.
-10 Azeth for thinking condensed gaming and rapid accumulation of l33t pixelation means anything other than it's time for a gym membership.

Someone start posting tits or something.

[azeth]

-10 Azeth for thinking condensed gaming and rapid accumulation of l33t pixelation means anything other than it's time for a gym membership.


^ lol at this young doctor. post your ab pic dude.

[Aba to the cab]

oh he's a legend? whats the name again?

afaik i got the highest backstab attainable on the server and i've been playing since june hack/third party/2 box free.


how's it feel to cheat and be #2/3?

I think your talking out of your ass...

What's up? Assuming I box? Assuming I MQ? I don't have to prove any merits, everyone here would know I'd waste you given the chance "highest backstab" or not.

The point is you're an annoyance, and jumping into this thread white-knighting a guild that has been made a joke out of again and again, one that even Big Salty has to laugh at as you've become a bloated corpse rotting away from the inside by your inability to reign in your members.

Like I said, I don't have to prove shit to you because you're a pawn, coming unto R&F picking fights with Girth and Pheer on the regular because no one else on this sub-forum gives you a lick of attention.

Oh and while you're at it, ask fefi if she liked those pictures?

[azeth]

merits, everyone here would know I'd waste you given the chance "highest backstab" or not.

really? so who's your main that I'd duel?

[Itchybottom]

Pick a brand DA:

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.Drugstore.com/prodimg/26528/300.jpghttp://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.Drugstore.com/prodimg/26473/300.JPG

You're all a bunch of crying pussies.

[azeth]

if anyone wants a remote shot at kunark raid targets www.darkascensionguild.com

[Aba to the cab]

really? so who's your main that I'd duel?

My main has always been "Abacab"

I've been under MGMT and ban-on-sight since June, so if you want to take a swing you better be quick to tell the admins you want to attempt to embarrass this.

[azeth]

My main has always been "Abacab"

I've been under MGMT and ban-on-sight since June, so if you want to take a swing you better be quick to tell the admins you want to attempt to embarrass this.

ohhhhhh. so you mean a non-factor? by "abacab" (sp?) you meant "non-factor" ?

[Daldolma]

^ lol at this young doctor. post your ab pic dude.

What do my abs have to do with the fact that you've reached a point in your life where you consider spending "only" six months of your life on acquiring the highest possible backstab in an emulation of a 10-year old game to be impressive? Doesn't have to be a gym membership, bra. Buy a kite, write a book, learn Swahili... who gives a shit.

[azeth]

What do my abs have to do with the fact that you've reached a point in your life where you consider spending "only" six months of your life on acquiring the highest possible backstab in an emulation of a 10-year old game to be impressive? Doesn't have to be a gym membership, bra. Buy a kite, write a book, learn Swahili... who gives a shit.

ya 20 days played totally constitutes 6 entire months played, definitely.

[Slathar]

What do my abs have to do with the fact that you've reached a point in your life where you consider spending "only" six months of your life on acquiring the highest possible backstab in an emulation of a 10-year old game to be impressive? Doesn't have to be a gym membership, bra. Buy a kite, write a book, learn Swahili... who gives a shit.

As you post a board of an emulation of a 10 year old game.

[Aba to the cab]

What do my abs have to do with the fact that you've reached a point in your life where you consider spending "only" six months of your life on acquiring the highest possible backstab in an emulation of a 10-year old game to be impressive? Doesn't have to be a gym membership, bra. Buy a kite, write a book, learn Swahili... who gives a shit.

He's prolly rocking that piece of shit Efreeti stick something like 15/40 and if you tried running up on someone in pvp where backstabs are gonna miss a shit ton swinging that slow pig sticker as opposed to proccing weapons...

lol

[azeth]

He's prolly rocking that piece of shit Efreeti stick something like 15/40 and if you tried running up on someone in pvp where backstabs are gonna miss a shit ton swinging that slow pig sticker as opposed to proccing weapons...

lol

^ any rogue reading this now knows how out-of-the-loop abacab (sp)? is.


you're right man, i totally wield a 15/40 main hand without swapping

[Ronas]

Who the hell are you abacab? I havent seen any toon in last 5 months called abacab. Been making alot of fuss on the boards but dont have anything to say in game? Can a Guide/GM delete his toon so i can take the same name to make his comment legitimate at least. Because at the moment it doesnt seem to count for shit.

[Aba to the cab]

Azeth you ain't getting it broseph

You're shit, you play on P99 and not VZ/TZ. You probably played live blue servers and not the Zek servers. You probably played WoW and did weekly Kara/ZA runs and never going beyond 1600 rated arena.

Some of the people you're flaunting your IM DA BEST title at, would give you such a run for your money, cause you and I both know bro that you're cradled by gear, gear that took 80+ people to get for you.

[Absentia]

oh he's a legend? whats the name again?

afaik i got the highest backstab attainable on the server and i've been playing since june hack/third party/2 box free.


how's it feel to cheat and be #2/3?

Your gear is the norm for a rogue. Your spear is already on an IB Rogue. You don't have a Mistmoore piercer. You will never see a 41% Sky belt, cause your guild sucks. You still don't have Sky shouldars. Your offhand needs an upgrade too. Nice Cloak of Shadows -- no proc weapons on you?

[Daldolma]

ya 20 days played totally constitutes 6 entire months played, definitely.

20 days played = 480 hours. 6 months = ~180 days. That means we're talking an average of between 2 and a half and three hours played per day, *every day*, for half of a year.

I find that depressing.

[azeth]

Who the hell are you abacab?.

thank you.


abacab(sp?) stop fucking around and take that to heart. move on to eve online or some shit.

[azeth]

20 days played = 480 hours. 6 months = ~180 days. That means we're talking an average of between 2 and a half and three hours played per day, *every day*, for half of a year.

I find that depressing.

itt: daldolma identifies he attended community college.

[Aba to the cab]

^ any rogue reading this now knows how out-of-the-loop abacab (sp)? is.


you're right man, i totally wield a 15/40 main hand without swapping

You wont swap bro, even in pvp if you fought a chanter you couldn't do something so obvious as pop a crimson potion, "but I swap!" I assume you do, but I guarantee you'll roll into any pvp situation and totally fuck it up.

[azeth]

You wont swap bro, even in pvp if you fought a chanter you couldn't do something so obvious as pop a crimson potion, "but I swap!" I assume you do, but I guarantee you'll roll into any pvp situation and totally fuck it up.

ok so you're eliminated. Pheer is hanging on though i guess, come at me.

[Aba to the cab]

Your gear is the norm for a rogue. Your spear is already on an IB Rogue. You don't have a Mistmoore piercer. You will never see a 41% Sky belt, cause your guild sucks. You still don't have Sky shouldars. Your offhand needs an upgrade too. Nice Cloak of Shadows -- no proc weapons on you?

Abacab uses two proc weapons, loads up on pumice stones, glands, and shadowstep pots, snare daggers and blind poisons

I already got that dude beat before he swaps to his eyerazzia

[azeth]

I already got that dude beat before he swaps to his eyerazzia


you literally have no idea how to play a rogue.

[Aba to the cab]

ok so you're eliminated. Pheer is hanging on though i guess, come at me.

You're just making a spectacle of yourself, and it's just hilarious that you're trying too hard and in the process distracting the original point of this thread into a gigantic look at me troll-a-thon,

The last three pages have been a waste, but congrats for sending this shit to page 10 which is probably your goal anyways so people can quickly forget this thread even existed.

[Absentia]

you literally have no idea how to play a rogue.

Abacab actually plays a damn good Rogue. May only be good in PvP, but he sure as hell will destroy you. And what would you know about playing a Rogue? You twinked yours to high hell with plat and gear from the Mage/Chanter. LOLROGUETANK

[azeth]

Abacab actually plays a damn good Rogue. May only be good in PvP, but he sure as hell will destroy you. And what would you know about playing a Rogue? You twinked yours to high hell with plat and gear from the Mage/Chanter. LOLROGUETANK

^ non factor on a troll acct. move on.

[azeth]

You're just making a spectacle of yourself, and it's just hilarious that you're trying too hard and in the process distracting the original point of this thread into a gigantic look at me troll-a-thon,

The last three pages have been a waste, but congrats for sending this shit to page 10 which is probably your goal anyways so people can quickly forget this thread even existed.

so you're bailing on your top-dawg stand point or?

[Inglourious jizzlobber]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/20/article-0-0203081200000578-755_468x381.jpg

^ This is how most people perceive Abacab.

[Aba to the cab]

you literally have no idea how to play a rogue.

You got some pretty bad-ass autoattack, bet you're competent enough to have backstab and hide on the same macro. You're mentally challenged in pvp, it's cool because not everyone can play the pvp game effectively, so I understand why you make up for it by gloating with your pixels.

Big Azeth doesn't need to roll into a pvp setting with poisons and utility items that have cancel magic and such, nah he takes those roots/snares/dots like a champ.

[azeth]

fyi just to highlight "abenstia"'s (aka non factor, aka pussy troll acct) knowledge -


"you twinked your rogue to high hell"



you could start a dwarf or barb rogue, buy a PSD & do the Burning rapier , and do as much dmg as any other rogue on the server given nice RNG backstab dmg.

[azeth]

so I understand why you make up for it by gloating with your pixels.


Know what? Gloat is 1 letter from Goat.




faxt.

[azeth]

this thread has been won, per usual by Azeth.

[Daldolma]

Abacab spends entirely too much time on these forums given the fact that he's been banned, but you can't deny a) that he's a skilled player -- insofar as it's possible to be skilled in a game that requires, at most, the coordinated use of 5 or 6 buttons and 2 or 3 items at any given time. And b) that he's hilarious. The indiscriminate griefing can be pretty dick, but given the fact that ~10% of this server plays EQ from their modern-gaming command station while scheduling their life around the next Vox spawn, it's hilarious. People having absolute shit fits over Rinna to tunnel was the funniest thing that's ever happened on this server.

[azeth]

b) that he's hilarious.

I concede only to this.

[Scrooge]

Abacab spends entirely too much time on these forums given the fact that he's been banned, but you can't deny a) that he's a skilled player -- insofar as it's possible to be skilled in a game that requires, at most, the coordinated use of 5 or 6 buttons and 2 or 3 items at any given time. And b) that he's hilarious. The indiscriminate griefing can be pretty dick, but given the fact that ~10% of this server plays EQ from their modern-gaming command station while scheduling their life around the next Vox spawn, it's hilarious. People having absolute shit fits over Rinna to tunnel was the funniest thing that's ever happened on this server.

All valid points, hands down.

[Hasbinbad]

I'm sure IB is also. Back on VZ/TZ many of the people in IB were using MQ. In fact, the leader of their guild on VZ/TZ pre-compiled/emailed MQ to the entire guild roster.
Fail. IB started on p99 with a bunch of unrelated players.
Try again please! :)

[purist]

this thread has been won, per usual by Azeth.

This post reminds me of that guy in the Chappelle show skit in the Barber Shop who tries to freestyle some bars that are fucking awful and then "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"'s himself at the end to complete crowd silence and throws his hand up yet nobody high fives him.

[Hasbinbad]

Also, the Cab ain't all that.. I beat him straight up w/ no items in Innothule one time.. I think you should take him up on his challenge, Az.

[Misto]

Whoever said they don't like turtles can go fuck themselves.

[Hasbinbad]

Whoever said they don't like turtles can go fuck themselves.
This.

[Pheer]

All posts in the past 4 pages got an F except Misto's

[azeth]

All posts in the past 4 pages got an F except Misto's

blergh i gave it my best

[Darthmuhh]

I'm not gonna ask how, and frankly for the benefit of the server i wish that's never found out. If, though, it's the same way it happened last time to the same guild then I can tell you anyone with more than 2 brain cells and those cheats installed can get by it.

Make no mistake, the motivation for it and the reason we're even seeing it is because of the variance. It played no (little) part during poopsock days because of the 1 minute 15 to responsd rule that was implemented. You don't have that buffer anymore.

If there is a way to catch them then thank god, but i hope it's not just hot air.

I dont even play yet, I plan to start next week some, just for giggles, but WTF is poopsocking? I keep seeing that word and dont know what it is.

What is variance? I am one of those who is too retarded to ever know what these things are, thatsd why I play a barbarian, it's my excuse :D

[purist]

I dont even play yet, I plan to start next week some, just for giggles, but WTF is poopsocking? I keep seeing that word and dont know what it is.

What is variance? I am one of those who is too retarded to ever know what these things are, thatsd why I play a barbarian, it's my excuse :D

Are you new to the internet? There's this thing called google. Here, I'll show you how.

http://www.google.com/search?q=poopsocking&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

http://www.google.com/search?q=everquest+variance&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[enzie]

the correct way to do that is to use http://lmgtfy.com/

[Darthmuhh]

Are you new to the internet? There's this thing called google. Here, I'll show you how.

http://www.google.com/search?q=poopsocking&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

http://www.google.com/search?q=everquest+variance&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Nope, tried that and it was to much effort to read and filter through all the listed threads. I have no patience for such things and prefer a concise answer from someone here. I did mention retarded and barbarian in my prior post.

p.s. Dont flame the retarded, it just makes you one too ;)

[nalkin]

I dont even play yet, I plan to start next week some, just for giggles, but WTF is poopsocking? I keep seeing that word and dont know what it is.

What is variance? I am one of those who is too retarded to ever know what these things are, thatsd why I play a barbarian, it's my excuse :D

Poopsocking is the act of pooping in a sock so as to not have to get up from your computer to use the bathroom. Common slang for such an action is "/g hey guys I gotta bio".

Poopsocking has been around since original everquest, possibly the child of the act of peeing in a bottle while driving. Poopsocking first made an appearance on this server by the original DA, the first true low-skill zerg force guild that had been created. To combat the skill and mobilization prowess of such guilds as KaN, they resorted to waiting at a spawn point for literally days. During this greasy period the poopsock became a lifestyle.

[Hasbinbad]

Poopsocking first made an appearance on this server by the original DA, the first true low-skill zerg force guild that had been created.
Poopsocking was initiated on p99 by Transcendence.

[Darthmuhh]

^ So this poopsocking (waiting tirelessly for a spawn with a pile of shit filled socks around your pc) is a server illegal thing?

[JayDee]

DA has taken the vztz moniker

Can't hack it unless you hack it

[JayDee]

Just found exclusive GiF of DA vs Gee Ems

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zz3p63WSXZE/TQrst99qWTI/AAAAAAAAA-4/pduzoiHqZww/s1600/12.gif

[Friday]

^ So this poopsocking (waiting tirelessly for a spawn with a pile of shit filled socks around your pc) is a server illegal thing?

I'd just like to point out the servers first impression ^. That's pretty much the most transparent view.

Classic EQ's server population wasnt as stacked with high level people willing to raid 24/7. So this behavior (which has evolved through the past 10+ years) wasn't really there.

BUT

You can't deny that classic EQ didn't have its share of douchbagery. It's just taking a different form here.

So no, acting dickish (which WAS classic) isn't against the rules. There are exceptions however and I urge you to read through other forums before coming to any conclusions. Rants and Flames is not a representation of the overall realm.