I RMTd and got banned, yes I'm still mad

[Huggz]

Good to see the same 20 people still trolling these boards while the server gets even more stagnant and awful than it was only FOUR years into Kunark. It was fun for a minute, but some of you troglodytes have literally spent upwards of 5 years glued to this shit.

Respect to P99 for the nostalgic fun - but this was probably the most stagnant and poisonous community of unhappy shits I have ever been a part of. Anyhow, glad you are still at it in your little corner of the Internet being shitty to each other about something that is literally nothing.

<3

[khanable]

Consider red

[Swish]

OP is a confirmed happy soul who did nothing but bring sunshine into this corner of the interwebs...

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2080959#post2080959

Same shit for me. Lost an account to this dipshit claiming he had evidence but unable to provide anything - c'est la vie. Server is a dungheap anyhow after countless exploits, 5 years in Kunark, plat duping etc. Was time for a break for me anyhow, and to be honest I don't miss it much at all.

Braknar confirmed assclown though - ego trippin on a 15 year old hobby box. I had some fun rerolling a chanter and then realized that the system is just too broken to enjoy. Would love to come back for Recycle99 or something equivalent that isn't such a fucking mess.

Server operators have figured out how to profit off of server, and I wouldn't doubt for a minute that they routinely ban/strip accounts and RMT. Would love to see actual cashflow logs to Rogean. He has really set up a nice little side job here.

Miss some people, don't miss others. All in all it was a blast, made a lot of homies, but not really worth complaining too loudly over. Spend that time grinding at the gym or workin on my snowboard season. Disappointing to see the system so b0rked though.

[Red_Psyphon]

forum account from 2011 calling out others for still being here. U dumb?

[Ennewi]

Good to see the same 20 people still trolling these boards while the server gets even more stagnant and awful than it was only FOUR years into Kunark. It was fun for a minute, but some of you troglodytes have literally spent upwards of 5 years glued to this shit.

Respect to P99 for the nostalgic fun - but this was probably the most stagnant and poisonous community of unhappy shits I have ever been a part of. Anyhow, glad you are still at it in your little corner of the Internet being shitty to each other about something that is literally nothing.

<3

Sounds like someone could use a hug.

[Whirled]

How much are tickets to MADagascar these days?

[Sodors Finest Poster]

Good to see the same 20 people still trolling these boards while the server gets even more stagnant and awful than it was only FOUR years into Kunark. It was fun for a minute, but some of you troglodytes have literally spent upwards of 5 years glued to this shit.

Respect to P99 for the nostalgic fun - but this was probably the most stagnant and poisonous community of unhappy shits I have ever been a part of. Anyhow, glad you are still at it in your little corner of the Internet being shitty to each other about something that is literally nothing.

<3

http://i.imgur.com/h5cItEH.gif

[Troxx]

I'm enjoying p99

[Pokesan]

Consider TAKProject.net!

[Spyder73]

Consider TAKProject.net!

Consider amputating your fingers so you cant post anymore

[Pokesan]

you wanna go there bitch?

you're the cherokee parks of posting

[arsenalpow]

you wanna go there bitch?

you're the cherokee parks of posting

That's a bit generous. That dude was a relevant piece of an NCAA Championship winning team and a NBA lottery pick. I appreciate how eclectic that reference is but it gives warmbody too much credit.

[Pokesan]

That's a bit generous. That dude was a relevant piece of an NCAA Championship winning team and a NBA lottery pick. I appreciate how eclectic that reference is but it gives warmbody too much credit.

OK, I'm putting you in charge of poster-athlete comparisons!

My google is a fraud compared to actual sports knowledge.

[Pokesan]

Please say I'm Charles Haley

[Spyder73]

Please say I'm Charles Haley

the "Last Naked Warrior," was a nickname that Charles Haley gave himself. If ever there was a story that truly exemplified locker room insanity, this is it. Haley repeatedly whipped out his erection and jerked off inches from the faces of unsuspecting teammates who initially laughed off the trauma. Because, that has to be a joke, right? If you don't get it, it's because you don't get high art.

Eventually it got to a point where he'd pull it out in front of Golden Great Joe Montana and say "You know you want to suck this." He would even bash his candle to ejaculation in team meetings while talking about his teammates wives.

His penis wasn't the only thing he strangled during film sessions as he choked coach George Siefert in a 1991 transgression that finally seemed to alert the brass. In that same year he pissed on the floor of team president Carmen Policy. Add that to the fact that he got into a physical confrontation with Steve Young, finally, causing him to be traded to an unsuspecting locker room of Dallas Cowboys.

While in Texas, Haley questioned a new teammate in the crudest terms possible by saying "You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” At that point Haley whacked off in front of the man to reaffirm his own heterosexuality.

That being said, all of this must not have been that big a deal because San Francisco reclaimed him after five, much needed, seasons away in 'Big D.' If you're a five-time Pro Bowler then people will find a way to make it work. Even if "making it work," means avoiding eye contact for two straight seasons.

[Sweettouch]

the "Last Naked Warrior," was a nickname that Charles Haley gave himself. If ever there was a story that truly exemplified locker room insanity, this is it. Haley repeatedly whipped out his erection and jerked off inches from the faces of unsuspecting teammates who initially laughed off the trauma. Because, that has to be a joke, right? If you don't get it, it's because you don't get high art.

Eventually it got to a point where he'd pull it out in front of Golden Great Joe Montana and say "You know you want to suck this." He would even bash his candle to ejaculation in team meetings while talking about his teammates wives.

His penis wasn't the only thing he strangled during film sessions as he choked coach George Siefert in a 1991 transgression that finally seemed to alert the brass. In that same year he pissed on the floor of team president Carmen Policy. Add that to the fact that he got into a physical confrontation with Steve Young, finally, causing him to be traded to an unsuspecting locker room of Dallas Cowboys.

While in Texas, Haley questioned a new teammate in the crudest terms possible by saying "You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” At that point Haley whacked off in front of the man to reaffirm his own heterosexuality.

That being said, all of this must not have been that big a deal because San Francisco reclaimed him after five, much needed, seasons away in 'Big D.' If you're a five-time Pro Bowler then people will find a way to make it work. Even if "making it work," means avoiding eye contact for two straight seasons.
Super cringe

[Spyder73]

Super cringe

Copy and paste bro - not my work - Charles Haley is known psychopath. Easily googled

[Pokesan]

count the rings

/mic

[arsenalpow]

OK, I'm putting you in charge of poster-athlete comparisons!

My google is a fraud compared to actual sports knowledge.

He would be some warmbody that glommed on to a hated yet mediocre team that underperformed. Maybe some bench player for those 90s Knicks that always got put to the sword by Jordan.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

OP bought his toon off ebay back during live. Saved up for two months from raking leaves for neighbors. Had to use his mom's ebay account. Then got computer time cut way down because he failed his 6th grade social studies class. So, the bitterness is understandable. Cut the guy some slack.

[maskedmelon]

the "Last Naked Warrior," was a nickname that Charles Haley gave himself. If ever there was a story that truly exemplified locker room insanity, this is it. Haley repeatedly whipped out his erection and jerked off inches from the faces of unsuspecting teammates who initially laughed off the trauma. Because, that has to be a joke, right? If you don't get it, it's because you don't get high art.

Eventually it got to a point where he'd pull it out in front of Golden Great Joe Montana and say "You know you want to suck this." He would even bash his candle to ejaculation in team meetings while talking about his teammates wives.

His penis wasn't the only thing he strangled during film sessions as he choked coach George Siefert in a 1991 transgression that finally seemed to alert the brass. In that same year he pissed on the floor of team president Carmen Policy. Add that to the fact that he got into a physical confrontation with Steve Young, finally, causing him to be traded to an unsuspecting locker room of Dallas Cowboys.

While in Texas, Haley questioned a new teammate in the crudest terms possible by saying "You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” At that point Haley whacked off in front of the man to reaffirm his own heterosexuality.

That being said, all of this must not have been that big a deal because San Francisco reclaimed him after five, much needed, seasons away in 'Big D.' If you're a five-time Pro Bowler then people will find a way to make it work. Even if "making it work," means avoiding eye contact for two straight seasons.

Thank you. I always knew sports were gay. Now i have proof.

[AzzarTheGod]

count the rings

/mic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKuWozzEhao

feel like Kobe tonight got on 5 rings

[Gilder]

Today I learned about Charles Haley.

WTF

[arsenalpow]

Today I learned about Charles Haley.

WTF

It's well documented. Charles Haley is a legit crazy person. Michael Irvin had a bit of that in him too, might have just been the cocaine though.

[Spyder73]

It's well documented. Charles Haley is a legit crazy person. Michael Irvin had a bit of that in him too, might have just been the cocaine though.

As a Dallas Cowboys diehard - I can attest that Irvin and haley are both bat sh!t. Jeff Pearlman in his book Boys Will Be Boys really got some dirty stories out of ex-cowboys players somehow.

And yes Pokesan. You are DEFINITELY Charles Haley

--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---- --- --- --- --- --- -
The first chapter of Boys Will Be Boys, Jeff Pearlman’s 2008 look at the Cowboys of the 1990s, is titled “Scissors to the Neck.” It tells the story of the time that Irvin, yes, took scissors to the neck of a teammate.

It started at training camp in 1998, when the six-foot-five, 318-pound McIver got into in a barber chair when it was Irvin’s turn.

“Seniority!” Irvin yelled, but McIver didn’t leave the chair.

“Seniority! Seniority! Seniority!” Irvin screamed. “Punk, get the f–k out of my chair!”

Teammate Erik Williams told McIver not to get up, because McIver wasn’t a rookie. Eventually, McIver stood up and shoved Irvin. Irvin shoved McIver back. McIver shoved Irvin again. Then, McIver grabbed Irvin and threw him toward a wall.

Next, McIver did what so many football people have said this week that a “grown-ass man” should do when bullied: McIver punched Irvin in the mouth.

And then Irvin grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed McIver in the neck.

“The motion was neither smooth nor slick, but jagged,” Pearlman writes, “like a saw cutting felt. The tip of the scissors ripped into McIver’s skin, just about his collarbone and inches from the carotid artery. McIver let loose a horrified scream.”

[ridiculousmoose]

Your the one that payed money for this dung heap!

[thufir]

I love staff changes to thread titles. Clarifies things greatly.