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maerilith
02-26-2016, 10:10 AM
she wants something or talks about something...

here voice get's really loud and resonant and she talks for about 1 hr without pause about the 1000 million what ifs about a beach chair (except she doesn't talk about color or comfort) just functionality and construction.

And my head wants to explode. I boot up Minecraft (waiting on discord b4 I reinstall EQ, also, I can't just walk away from my groups in EQ to exercise or shower)

Anyway.

Thanks for letting me get this off my chest (breasts) I feel a bit better now. Pretty soon I'll be pedicuring so u can see feets on p99 circlejerk.

maerilith
02-26-2016, 10:08 PM
Rly I wish she posted here. she'd have autistic threads with you all and be happier

Big_Japan
02-27-2016, 12:19 AM
chest (breasts)

please postem

AzzarTheGod
02-27-2016, 02:56 AM
My friend was kicked out of the military for autism.

They diagnosed him with autism and PTSD and said he wasn't worth anything to them with those handicaps.

He didn't even make it all the way.This was in boot camp. He would laugh and act disingenuous when giving answers and being drilled.

I think he said he laughed during the gas test and when he was told to stand at attention, he kept laughing because that was his response to being gassed and told to stand in the gas more to wipe the smile off his face.

He got more gas time and nothing changed. So they wrote him up, send him to psychiatric evaluation.

Yeah man. Autism.

Kevris
02-27-2016, 03:23 AM
Why is this a post on an Everquest forum?

AzzarTheGod
02-27-2016, 03:25 AM
Why is this a post on an Everquest forum?

I told a story about an autistic friend and you'll have to respect it now. Sit down.

iruinedyourday
02-27-2016, 05:04 AM
Why is this a post on an Everquest forum?

To simulate the classic boards of 1999 of course

Big_Japan
02-27-2016, 05:13 AM
I used to think maybe im on the autism spectrum cause voices start 2 come through like gibberish occasionally. but then i lost my virginity and banged like fifteen 10/10s my last year of hi school so now i think actually the spirit of god gets channeled thru the part of my brain responsible for decoding speech occasionally.

Sirban
02-27-2016, 06:01 PM
Stop posting

indiscriminate_hater
02-27-2016, 06:23 PM
coo story

Big_Japan
02-27-2016, 06:42 PM
inject marijuanas diurnally

BigLe2e
02-27-2016, 07:21 PM
I must be looking for buried treasure, because I'm diggin your chest (breasts)

Xaanka
02-27-2016, 08:27 PM
I used to think maybe im on the autism spectrum cause voices start 2 come through like gibberish occasionally. but then i lost my virginity and banged like fifteen 10/10s my last year of hi school so now i think actually the spirit of god gets channeled thru the part of my brain responsible for decoding speech occasionally.

pretty much same here

Xaanka
02-27-2016, 08:31 PM
think i might be at least a little autistic because i never make eye contact with people. sometimes i might stare at part of their face but its never the eyes. if we're having a really long conversation i might even offer skincare tips if i notice any problems with their face and i'm always sure to point them out. i've also become really keen on picking out flaws w/ tile and drywall and sometimes being inside low grade commercial buildings will trigger anxiety which makes my voice crack (i'm 26) and pee myself a little

AzzarTheGod
02-27-2016, 09:12 PM
think i might be at least a little autistic because i never make eye contact with people. sometimes i might stare at part of their face but its never the eyes. if we're having a really long conversation i might even offer skincare tips if i notice any problems with their face and i'm always sure to point them out. i've also become really keen on picking out flaws w/ tile and drywall and sometimes being inside low grade commercial buildings will trigger anxiety which makes my voice crack (i'm 26) and pee myself a little

That ain't autism pal. Ur just a huge loser.

Big_Japan
02-27-2016, 09:20 PM
xaanka's signature is the trinity test of modern p99 forum posting. really a stunning achievement

Pokesan
02-27-2016, 09:45 PM
xaanka's signature is the trinity test of modern p99 forum posting. really a stunning achievement

it really is quite very good. I'm irritated every time!

maerilith
02-27-2016, 10:18 PM
Hmmm Xaanaka's sig always illicit curiosity rather then irritation in me, but his sig def giving me autisms now.

Pokesan
02-27-2016, 10:20 PM
I want to be more annoying. Tell me how.

Pokesan
02-27-2016, 10:22 PM
nevermind!

Xaanka
02-27-2016, 10:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Q5MQ1xg.jpg

maerilith
02-28-2016, 07:04 PM
xaanaka ur anime avatar had way more class :(

Xaanka
02-28-2016, 07:11 PM
already got my next 1 lined up i just wanted to show off my fruits of the loom for a lil bit

AzzarTheGod
02-29-2016, 02:36 AM
already got my next 1 lined up i just wanted to show off my fruits of the loom for a lil bit

Doubt that avatar lasts long with current moderation.

Swish
05-17-2016, 06:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rq1VMSd.gif

Trollhide
05-18-2016, 08:47 AM
And they say it's not hereditary :rolleyes:

maerilith
05-18-2016, 09:08 AM
And they say it's not hereditary :rolleyes:

She's actually more autistic then me lol.

maerilith
05-18-2016, 09:45 AM
Congratz on being more autistic than both of us combined Kimm.

http://i.imgur.com/mBCJAAw.png

Daywolf
05-18-2016, 07:50 PM
And they say it's not hereditary :rolleyes:
understatement. OP doesn't even EQ, not installed, just trolls forums. That takes serious meds :/

maerilith
05-18-2016, 07:55 PM
understatement. OP doesn't even EQ, not installed, just trolls forums. That takes serious meds :/

Hi daywolf.

http://i.imgur.com/yJHk42x.jpg

iruinedyourday
05-18-2016, 09:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rq1VMSd.gif

bonus points if you could name the order in which you transform to each creature as you progress through levels 1-4 of this game.

BigLe2e
05-18-2016, 09:19 PM
bonus points if you could name the order in which you transform to each creature as you progress through levels 1-4 of this game.

wolf, dragon, bear, gold wolf duh

Daywolf
05-18-2016, 09:31 PM
Hi daywolf.[/img]

Oh those long waits in the public restroom waiting for a next date

http://i.imgur.com/1rB4rAE.gif

must be stressful