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Spyder73
02-18-2016, 12:43 PM
Hail Traveler!

It goes without saying that BDA is one of the more polarizing guilds on the server. There are many reasons for this… delusions of grandeur, ninja looting, bullying of other guilds and individuals, toxic behavior, poor leadership, destroying multiple rotations (Class C/R and Noble come to mind immediately), and a host of other offenses that are all well documented on these forums.

But a guild, much like a machine, is nothing more than a sum of its parts. Some machines/guilds are put together to better humanity and save lives (hospital equipment, pace makers, prosthetic limbs, Asgard), others make life more convenient (cars, boats, trains, elevators, Dial-a-Port), some are for pleasure (sex toys, internet porn, Clue), and some offer nothing but misery (bombs, guns, biological toxins, BDA).

With that said, I would like to officially announce the next installment of TLAOTW has started production -

The Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu'Tang (**and Filbus Furyfoot): Eyes Of The Serpent

I am looking to get back to my roots and refocus on BDA so I am crowd sourcing ideas and would like community feedback on some specific BDA players – Please feel free to add to the list if I have left off anyone.

Every grand tale needs villains, voices of reason, simpletons, innocent bystanders, heroes (Tekilya), victims, plotters, schemers, hot ass (Florid), winners, losers, ect, ect, ect.

I am also pleased to announce that Xenzu <Asgard> has been cast in a lead role for the next book of "The Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu’Tang (and **Filbus Furyfoot)" and that Oleris the Unclean will be making his sophomore appearance. As always, my beautiful wife Florid and our two children Bollokks and Siza will be main characters as I try to make this a more family oriented installment of TLAOTW
(** denotes assistant hero status)

FEEDBACK NEEDED ON THE FOLLOWING:
Chest – “Head of the snake” – Don’t even know where to begin
Trollolololol – Ninja looting basement dweller who ruins people 8th ring quests
Kekephee – Puts the “Aspergers” in “Bregen D’Aspergers”
Rebbon – Manchild and Sociopath
Juevento – King of misinformation – Loves throwing sh!t against the wall to see if it sticks
Nibblewitz – One of the leaders in the destruction of the class rotation AKA server scum
Filbus – AKA Captain Amazin – P99 novelette super star (see TLAOTW in Spyder73 sig)
Valse - ?
ManOwar - ?
Phantasm – Quick to tip his fedora to anyone he angers as he lowers his eyes to the ground – but generally seems one of the more well balanced players in BDA
Daldean – EC fat cat – part of the reason the economy of P99 is out of whack - but don’t hate the playa hate the game
Erati – The “Better Call Sal” of rule lawyering – seems upset with his status in EQ
Deajay - ?

Thulack
02-18-2016, 12:48 PM
Dald a EC fat cat? Lolz will be had from this tale.

arsenalpow
02-18-2016, 01:44 PM
Daldaen and Eratani are Awakened (Taken)

Keep those neckbeards out of my snake pit.

Jauna
02-18-2016, 01:44 PM
I stopped reading at the word Toxic.

Spyder73
02-18-2016, 01:45 PM
Daldaen and Eratani are Awakened (Taken)

Keep those neckbeards out of my snake pit.

Apologies Lord Chest

dafier
02-18-2016, 02:10 PM
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the juice of Chest that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning...

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

jpetrick
02-18-2016, 02:14 PM
The only thing that I've learned in my time on p99 is that there are a lot of weirdos that play on this server.

dafier
02-18-2016, 02:18 PM
13 hour days at work make me crazy. I am not getting my EQ fix.....

http://i.imgur.com/TnMdYhE.png

arsenalpow
02-18-2016, 02:23 PM
Here's the current officer list

http://www.bregandaerth.net/index.php?page=about

I'd provide more info but I'm too busy planning our BDA Vegas meetup because we're all normal and cool and genuinely like each other. Forsaken hosts their meet ups in Detroit, BDA does Vegas. *Mic drop*

Pokesan
02-18-2016, 02:25 PM
Here's the current officer list

http://www.bregandaerth.net/index.php?page=about

I'd provide more info but I'm too busy planning our BDA Vegas meetup because we're all normal and cool and genuinely like each other. Forsaken hosts their meet ups in Detroit, BDA does Vegas. *Mic drop*

racist

arsenalpow
02-18-2016, 02:29 PM
racist

Race has nothing to do with it. If you wanted to hang out with your pals, where would you rather go, Detroit or Las Vegas?

Pokesan
02-18-2016, 02:32 PM
Race has nothing to do with it. If you wanted to hang out with your pals, where would you rather go, Detroit or Las Vegas?

if i were you i'd go wherever there's less black people

racist

dafier
02-18-2016, 02:35 PM
if i were you i'd go wherever there's less black people

racist

I lived in Vermont for a few years. I saw 2 blacks. And, I am not being racist by saying this, I am just being factual:

They were leaving the jail house.

arsenalpow
02-18-2016, 02:36 PM
if i were you i'd go wherever there's less black people

racist

How do you know I'm not black?

falkun
02-18-2016, 02:38 PM
How do you know I'm not black?
We've all seen your ginger beard in the shower.

Pokesan
02-18-2016, 02:40 PM
How do you know I'm not black?

i can read minds

Spyder73
02-18-2016, 02:56 PM
i can read minds

implying black people don't have minds...

--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
Title: The day Pokesan was banned for racism
Author: Tekilya Wu'Tang
Dedication: To Pokesan - thank you for never knowing when to stop

Tekilya stood frozen in place staring at the ground directly beneath him. At his feet he saw a line drawn in the sand. It wasn't a large line, or even a particularly thick line - but he knew in his mind it was a line. As his eye slowly lifted upwards, he saw Pokesan standing directly across from him - on the other side of the line.

Pokesan was quivering with laughter as his shoulders twitched with amusement. In one hand he held his framed picture of Kim Jong-Il, the other held his box of Magic The Gathering cards.

"I am untouchable!" Pokesan screamed to the heavens

Suddenly the air grew very still. Tekilya and Pokesan looked at each other, staring in complete silence for only a matter of heartbeats, but those heartbeats seemed to last an eternity

*WWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM*

In the blink of an eye Pokesan had been reduced to a puddle of mush in the sand.

Tekilya looked to the skies. Warlord Sirkens face loomed ominously across the entire landscape.

"WHOS THE CUCK NOW POKESAN" Sirken laughed, and with that Sirken and his ban hammer shimmered off into nothingness.

Sodors Finest Poster
02-18-2016, 02:56 PM
No black people in Sodor.

Hastley
02-18-2016, 03:32 PM
racist

Oh look the one trick pony. Yawn. Get some new material man-child.

zanderklocke
02-18-2016, 03:38 PM
We've all seen your ginger beard in the shower.

Probably the best video of a real life person talking about P99 ever posted on these forums. I wonder what happened to that guy.

arsenalpow
02-18-2016, 03:47 PM
Probably the best video of a real life person talking about P99 ever posted on these forums. I wonder what happened to that guy.

When the GM conversations were leaked it was finally revealed where that whole thing came from. Anichek, Troubledour, and Cucumbers went on some gig website (fiverr I think) found that dude, gave him the script, and paid him. What's even more ridiculous is another handful of people in BDA knew the story and they fucking kept that secret from me like it was I Know What You Did Last Summer.

dafier
02-18-2016, 03:57 PM
Is it on Youtube? Link, I wanna hear it.

Xaanka
02-18-2016, 04:33 PM
I lived in Vermont for a few years. I saw 2 blacks. And, I am not being racist by saying this, I am just being factual:

They were leaving the jail house.

lol holy shit this post is so bad

Xaanka
02-18-2016, 04:34 PM
i lived n alabama for a few years yip only negroe i saw was working the corn fields

Xaanka
02-18-2016, 04:34 PM
not racist just being factual:

they robbed me

dafier
02-18-2016, 04:35 PM
Dude I worked with was born in Alabama. He said there are towns that white people do NOT go to and visa versa.

Anichek
02-18-2016, 05:28 PM
Is it on Youtube? Link, I wanna hear it.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF RNF....

....you're welcome (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ym75qefmyg5zlq3/Gaming%20Video.mp4?dl=0)

Fire Beetle
02-18-2016, 05:36 PM
BDA keylogger download, don't do it.

Hodge
02-18-2016, 06:30 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF RNF....

....you're welcome (https://www.dropbox.com/s/ym75qefmyg5zlq3/Gaming%20Video.mp4?dl=0)

WAIT. WHAT. Who is this?!?! Why am I just seeing this now...Is that my doppelganger?

dafier
02-18-2016, 06:45 PM
THX!

Ravager
02-18-2016, 06:52 PM
When the GM conversations were leaked it was finally revealed where that whole thing came from. Anichek, Troubledour, and Cucumbers went on some gig website (fiverr I think) found that dude, gave him the script, and paid him. What's even more ridiculous is another handful of people in BDA knew the story and they fucking kept that secret from me like it was I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Pretty brilliant. Better than any of the overused Downfall parodies.

AzzarTheGod
02-18-2016, 07:38 PM
Here's the current officer list

http://www.bregandaerth.net/index.php?page=about

I'd provide more info but I'm too busy planning our BDA Vegas meetup because we're all normal and cool and genuinely like each other. Forsaken hosts their meet ups in Detroit, BDA does Vegas. *Mic drop*

Forsaken hosts meetups?

That just seems like a really really bad idea.....

Othniel626
02-18-2016, 09:14 PM
if i were you i'd go wherever there's less black people

racist

Pokesan racism confirmed. Racist troll is racist.

Oleris
02-18-2016, 09:19 PM
<your faction with Bregan D'Aerth can not get any worse!>

Stormfists
02-20-2016, 04:38 AM
Very informative accurate thread that'll help newcomers navigate the P99 social circle.

Can we get it moved to information area and stickied?

Phantasm
02-20-2016, 10:52 AM
We've moved it to our guild recruitment forum and official website, fret not