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Spyder73
12-15-2015, 01:12 PM
Hello Friends,

P99 #1 Historian and most prolific Role Player here - Tekilya Wu'Tang! Today I have a special treat for all my fellow Norrathians, an all access Skype interview with one of P99s most notorious players, Chest Rockwell. Below is the transcription of our interview.

Tekilya: Yes, this is Tekilya, can you hear me?

Chest: Ah, and you have some questions for me.

Tekilya: Yes, I have some questions but I cannot hear you very good. Let’s try to do it this way. First of all, thank you for talking with me and thank you for helping us with this interview. Chest I don’t know if you can hear me properly, but let me ask you my first question. I was wanting to show the people of the P99 forums that don’t know so much about your case as players in game, but I want to ask you who was Chest Rockwell in the past, and who is Chest Rockwell today?

Chest: Everyone is God. Some wake up, some don’t. The humans have already condemned themselves in many directions in English… entiendes más palabras en español, pero yo no hablo correcto, …. I got the thoughts from the prisons of the United States of Wall Street business people, money mongers and bureaucrats, and lying media have convicted me for their crimes and blame me for their children. Does that answer that question?

Tekilya: Yes, all right. Chest? I’m sorry, it’s a difficult connection and I can’t hear you properly, can you hear me OK?

Chest: I can hear you well.

Tekilya: I hear you very very low, but it’s OK. Let me please repeat my first question as I think it was impossible to hear anything. I was asking you to tell to the P99 forum community where our people play, who was Chest Rockwell and who is Chest Rockwell today?

Chest: All right. Chest Rockwell is everyone. He is the air, the trees, the green things that give us air. He’s the bottom of the ocean and the highest of the sky, he’s nothing and everything. No one ever died, he’s all death, he is all the graves, past and present, future there’s no such thing, there’s only now, he’s now, Chest Rockwell is now. No one has ever been here, no one will ever be here. There’s no one here at all. There’s only reflections of the stars that are in eternity, forever. God, love, truth, yourself, it’s inside of you, it’s inside of everyone. If you don’t let God live on Earth, there will be no life on earth. God is all life, life is all. Man and the son, that’s all there is. If that can’t live, if that is kept down by confusion, lies, and distorted, twisted, greedy lust, passion, ruling the souls of people media of Wall Street won’t let live, then it must fade away. All the money’s dying because the people won’t give rights. All the preachers are saying one thing and going in the other direction when no one’s looking. It’s all darkness. Manson is zero. Does that communicate? Am I communicating?

Mmm…. I imagined that.

Tekilya: Yes, it’s very difficult to hear. I only hear a little noise and I’m very concentrated on trying to understand your words but it’s almost impossible. I don’t know if you can hear me?

Chest: We can hear you.

Tekilya: I was saying that everybody I talk with about you told me that you are a very very smart person. And I was thinking, OK, if Chest Rockwell is so smart, how could he never be seen showing any remorse or repent about what happened in the past if he was never going to get the chance to get a release from a parole hearing?

Chest: Well everything doesn’t hinge on release. Release is in your mind. Prison is a thought. Everyone outside thinks what they think about prison, but everybody in prison has the opposite thought of what everybody outside thinks. There is a day and a night, a light and a dark. And in the darkness, there are different thought patterns than in the light. In the graves are different thoughts of the dead, in the dead, than in the light. The Pharaoh never died, he just built a big pyramid and went inside of it. There’s an inside and an outside. The inside and outside, nothing ever dies, because nothing ever lives.

Tekilya: OK, well thank you for your time Chest but we are having difficulty with the connection, let us try to reconnect tomorrow.

EDIT: Turns out this was actually an interview with Charles Manson for Vanity Fair, I apologize for getting the 2 mixed up but the answers were astonishingly similar so the mix up was a simple mistake, ill try to post the real Chest interview later on.

Colgate
12-15-2015, 01:15 PM
who the fuck is gonna read that shit

jcr4990
12-15-2015, 01:16 PM
who the fuck is gonna read that shit

I read the first few lines then tapped out

contemptor
12-15-2015, 01:22 PM
Cringe

Troubled
12-15-2015, 01:29 PM
who the fuck is gonna read that shit

nobody thats who

Filthy_Pagan
12-15-2015, 01:46 PM
Tekilya: Yes, all right. Chest? I’m sorry, it’s a difficult connection and I can’t hear you properly, can you hear me OK?

Chest: I can hear you well.


https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1431/03/1431032347395.jpg

Monty405
12-15-2015, 02:00 PM
Man, I thought my post was bad.

Thanks for making mine look better, op.

Phantasm
12-15-2015, 02:07 PM
Can you just go to prison already ?

maskedmelon
12-15-2015, 02:13 PM
Can you just go to prison already ?

He's been pardoned by Governer Abbot and is no longer likely to leave us but for treasonous indulgence.

arsenalpow
12-15-2015, 02:26 PM
I read the first few lines then tapped out

am0n
12-15-2015, 02:59 PM
Can you just go to prison already ?

He's already there. He just trolled us all by giving him forum account info to Swish.

Spyder73
12-15-2015, 03:01 PM
All I did was replace "Charles Manson" with "Chest Rockwell" and then add in my own name as the interviewer. Don't give me to much credit here.

But this is an actuall Charles Manson interview where the guy was having some connection issues phoning the jail, its quite a revealing read for those of you that are not illiterate f@ck faces - shows you just how insane the guy is 50 years after the fact

maskedmelon
12-15-2015, 03:12 PM
Enlightening. I never would have thought [b]Charles Manson[/] was insane...

Interesting read though.

maskedmelon
12-15-2015, 03:13 PM
Enlightening. I never would have thought Charles Manson was insane...

Interesting read though.

Learn to format nerd!

Kekephee
12-15-2015, 04:45 PM
Who am I? I'm nobody. I'm a hobo, a box car and a jug of wine... or a straight razor, if you get too close to me

Kekephee
12-15-2015, 04:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0

Filthy_Pagan
12-15-2015, 04:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KsJeFQj.gif

captnamazing
12-15-2015, 07:34 PM
this is trash. green light to forget.

Oleris
12-15-2015, 09:32 PM
pls stop

LostCause
12-15-2015, 10:46 PM
http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/tp_gallery_slide/public/RTR2N9TL.jpg?itok=CfsB8R81

Swish
12-16-2015, 10:29 AM
He's already there. He just trolled us all by giving him forum account info to Swish.

http://apocalypstick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/patrick-bateman-business-card.gif

James_Joyce
12-16-2015, 04:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/M3Wqdij.png

Sex to me is like going to the toilet. Whether it's a girl or not, it doesn't matter. I don't play that girl-guy shit. I'm not hung up in that game. -Charles Manson

Filthy_Pagan
12-16-2015, 04:46 PM
The swastika is extra funny because he couldnt evenn BUY protection from the AB

Swish
12-16-2015, 11:51 PM
why do people keep bumping this terrible thread? omg guys stop

Plax
12-17-2015, 01:54 AM
Jeeze, I read the first two lines and then skipped to the comments it was that dumb.

Please stop wasting so much time trying to be funny or whatever you are trying to do S-73.

Swish
12-18-2015, 10:32 PM
Jeeze, I read the first two lines and then skipped to the comments it was that dumb.

Please stop wasting so much time trying to be funny or whatever you are trying to do S-73.

this is a fair comment, not his best thread :o

cdawgz28
12-18-2015, 11:32 PM
The swastika is extra funny because he couldnt evenn BUY protection from the AB

These people don't know what AB is lol....

Filthy_Pagan
12-19-2015, 12:13 AM
These people don't know what AB is lol....

http://cache.reelz.com/assets/content/repFrame/49350/49350_01.jpg

Swish
12-21-2015, 08:58 PM
one last bump for this thread?

maskedmelon
12-21-2015, 10:44 PM
These people don't know what AB is lol....

Never seen the acronym, but given the context and my woefully atrophied powers of deduction, I declare AB is Aryan Brotherhood.

What do I win?

Filthy_Pagan
12-21-2015, 10:55 PM
Never seen the acronym, but given the context and my woefully atrophied powers of deduction, I declare AB is Aryan Brotherhood.

What do I win?

A free swastika prison tattoo! Where do you want it? I'll grab by plucking needle.

Swish
02-26-2016, 12:50 PM
I think this is where the bad posts began.