Forsaken begging for a 6 guild zerg alliance now

[Herp]

Please will somebody help Forsaken

I present their latest gem to Europa/AG/Omni/etc

http://i.imgur.com/2r0w0vG.png

"We are about 1 guild absorption from being #1 Guild on server"

Curious how Forsaken thinks zerging 6v1 will make Rampage not want to wake the sleeper, or how they think they have any control over it whatsoever.

[Spyder73]

*beep* *beep* BDA forum bat phone activated

[Jarnauga]

http://i.imgur.com/Xi858j6.png

[Aeaolena]

http://i.imgur.com/Xi858j6.png
Do it. Jarn. Come to the dark side...

[jcr4990]

"Listen guys I know we already had a ~130 man zerg forces for Statue but I really think we're about 1 more guild absorption away from being #1 zerg on the box" - Forsaken

Like... I wanna say YIKES but I don't feel like that word even does this justice. Is there a YIKES-ier word than YIKES? I am literally laughing out loud IRL right now guys. Thanks for that.

http://replygif.net/i/818.gif

[Oleris]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/f04c0b78230f5bef8aeec512a5e62ab5/tumblr_n4g7ifroCt1t5bluao1_500.gif

[ArumTP]

Claims, content, or post legit or not. Reading it, who goes and helps with winning team win more? Nobody ever said lets help TMO dominate more content back in the day.

[Aeaolena]

FAT + EAGO =





...











GOAT FAE !
https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5136908/il_570xN.63179080.jpg

TREMBLE JARN! TREMBLE BEFORE THE MASTER!

[Kushie]

TMO being TMO. The Foreskin Order would have a much better reputation if Dottedup didn't go full-on desperation mode every time he logs in.

For information purposes only:
http://i.imgur.com/qwFgsTy.jpg

Detoxx, Lazie and Dottedup won't acknowledge this thread, commence circle jerk.

[jcr4990]

This might be the funniest RNF thread I've seen all year.

[ManuelThePopStar]

Sadly, the sleeper will be awoken regardless of situation I'm sure. Having a best in slot main isnt enough for these people. Having a best in slot alt, or 5, isnt enough either.

These people love to whine about "exclusivity.". They care as much about you NOT having the items as they care about themselves HAVING them; and with Velious being the server's final content push, and waking the sleeper meaning nobody else on the server will EVER have these items....well....you get the idea.

[Sweettouch]

How am I not surprised?

[Gimp]

Sadly, the sleeper will be awoken regardless of situation I'm sure. Having a best in slot main isnt enough for these people. Having a best in slot alt, or 5, isnt enough either.

These people love to whine about "exclusivity.". They care as much about you NOT having the items as they care about themselves HAVING them; and with Velious being the server's final content push, and waking the sleeper meaning nobody else on the server will EVER have these items....well....you get the idea.

Forsaken/TMO has poked, prodded, and antagonized Rampage/IB for as long as I can remember. Now that they hold the ultimate trump card, do you really blame them for using it when it comes down to it?

I wouldn't.

[Relbaic]

[Tue Nov 24 10:15:40 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'only need a small task force and to grief their members off the server'
[Tue Nov 24 10:15:57 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'train them in sleepers, Necrious just got his key'
[Tue Nov 24 10:17:41 2015] You told Dottedup, 'im not sure training them in sleepers, intentionally is really the best way to go'
[Tue Nov 24 10:17:42 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'we are going to grief them off the server before long, our stock is rising and theirs is falling... they burned the brightest, but not the longest.... they can't handle defeat'

[ManuelThePopStar]

Forsaken/TMO has poked, prodded, and antagonized Rampage/IB for as long as I can remember. Now that they hold the ultimate trump card, do you really blame them for using it when it comes down to it?

I wouldn't.

Yes, I would blame them. Waking the sleeper just to deny TMO (Forsaken) ST loots, at the expense of every other guild on the server, would be childish.

On the other hand, Forsaken could wake the sleeper themselves for the same reason so I certainly understand the predicament.

Too bad a more cordial agreement couldn't be settled upon. And what happens when the sleeper is awoken and an entire raid zone is essentially worthless (to anyone without primals)?

Do we just farm NTOV for 4+ years to gear alts as was the situation with VP during Kunark? Leaving the Warders up, I feel, is in the best interests of the overall health of the server.

I hate to bring the R-- phrase into play here, but a Sceptre of Destruction will be worth a whole lot more if they no longer drop; as would a monk with a Lungi etc. Its the same damn situation we experienced with Kunark BPs and VP keys/drops.

[jcr4990]

[Tue Nov 24 10:15:40 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'only need a small task force and to grief their members off the server'
[Tue Nov 24 10:15:57 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'train them in sleepers, Necrious just got his key'
[Tue Nov 24 10:17:41 2015] You told Dottedup, 'im not sure training them in sleepers, intentionally is really the best way to go'
[Tue Nov 24 10:17:42 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'we are going to grief them off the server before long, our stock is rising and theirs is falling... they burned the brightest, but not the longest.... they can't handle defeat'
LOL

Gonna grief them off the server with literally 200 man zerg raids nbd. That sounds like a very sustainable plan u guys got going.

[Bruno]

Dottedup has reached new levels of desperation. This makes me want to rejoin my old pals at Rampage.

[bktroost]

I personally don't dislike him at all, but as leader of AG my goals don't line up with his...not sure how that makes me a terrorist

[Ciroco]

hasn't Forsaken been trying to poach from CSG since... forever?

[Synthlol]

hasn't Forsaken been trying to poach from CSG since... forever?

Prior to the launch of Velious, Forsaken attempted to recruit me whilst playing Synthlol, Leaves, Coughin, and Form.

If they had caught me on any of my ex-Rampage toons, i'm sure attempts would have been made at those as well :rolleyes:

[Pokesan]

Prior to the launch of Velious, Forsaken attempted to recruit me whilst playing Synthlol, Leaves, Coughin, and Form.

If they had caught me on any of my ex-Rampage toons, i'm sure attempts would have been made at those as well :rolleyes:

how many characters do you have and what level are they

[bktroost]

how many characters do you have and what level are they

12 and all 60. Including a VP warrior and monk. They have good reason to try to poach.

[Pokesan]

im sad now

embarassed to play on the same server as that guy

[bktroost]

im sad now

embarassed to play on the same server as that guy

And he's well hung; I'm pretty sure that's the only reason all the guys in forsaken want him.

[jcr4990]

I think a pulse is the only requirement to be a FAT kid. Literally like every BDA member that was online got approached by Dottedup one night a couple weeks ago. People were comparing logs and seeing who had the funniest exchange. Some of them were pretty cringeworthy. Friend in Clue said almost everyone in their guild has been approached. How about this raise your hand if you HAVEN'T received a recruitment tell from Dottedup? Anyone? Bueller?

"Desperation is a stinky cologne"

[Juevento]

I personally don't dislike him at all, but as leader of AG my goals don't line up with his...not sure how that makes me a terrorist

I think the rape makes you a terrorist.

[Pokesan]

I think the rape makes you a terrorist.

juicebox rot right here. analogies are not literal comparisons you retarded child.

[Herp]

http://i.imgur.com/EsUwlfh.png

[bktroost]

http://i.imgur.com/EsUwlfh.png

You get Dkp for that. In game name please.

[Kayso]

I think a pulse is the only requirement to be a FAT kid. Literally like every BDA member that was online got approached by Dottedup one night a couple weeks ago.

What are you trying to say?

[Decad]

Sadly, the sleeper will be awoken regardless of situation I'm sure. Having a best in slot main isnt enough for these people. Having a best in slot alt, or 5, isnt enough either.

These people love to whine about "exclusivity.". They care as much about you NOT having the items as they care about themselves HAVING them; and with Velious being the server's final content push, and waking the sleeper meaning nobody else on the server will EVER have these items....well....you get the idea.

THIS.

The E-Penis Egotism on this server is extreme because there is nothing new to look forward to for showing off.

For all the talk about wanting to end it in Velious, no Luclin and POP means no Vexthal or Time loot to show case leet-ness and cockblocking others is the only means to ensure and protect self E-Penis

[Swish]

It's all worthwhile when some nobody inspects you in the tunnel while you pretend to be afk though right?

[JackFlash]

IPM is the new metric. High Inspects per minute = winning on blue. Fashionquest is at it's best!

[arsenalpow]

There's a finite amount of neckbeards on the server and Omni/Europa are the only ones that play exclusively in the non-American time zone. Europa runs 50 deep at weird fucking times, which would be pretty huge for any guild that could absorb them. As Nemce said though, their goals don't line up with the neckbeards.

Everyone wants to be in sleepers or kill shit in NToV, but it seems like you gotta sell your soul to do so.

[falkun]

How about this raise your hand if you HAVEN'T received a recruitment tell from Dottedup? Anyone? Bueller?

/raise

[arsenalpow]

I'm sad that screenshot fell off the BDA shoutbox, it had dottedup taking to one of our guys saying "you BDA guys have some strong koolaid, can't get any of you"

[Uuruk]

So do you have herpes? Trying to figure your name out.

[Gaunja]

Sounds like blue raid scene still a cluster fuck.

[Mackie]

I wish I saved every SS of Dottedup/Ikingl begging me to join them... It's to the point of harassment... Ib4 someone says /ignore... I shouldn't have to.

This guy sent me a tell at like 2am a couple weeks ago saying "So I don't want to break Anonymous up, I'll put one of your people on loot council, everyone will be full members immediately, I respect Anonymous for how far you've come and we just want you all to stay together instead of sniping only your best players etc... etc..."

How desperate can a man get for the pixelz?!

[dafier]

A+ thread

[TMO so immersed]

when dottedup sees an unguilded level 60 toon
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d6/e5/be/d6e5be54a7cc004ed06183f8ce92ccbc.jpg

[Aeaolena]

Europa sounds like the lead singer in TLC

No Scrubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

https://media.giphy.com/media/mczruQbtHP572/giphy.gif
No, I don't want your batphone (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
Don't want none of Dottedup's time and

https://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fo8w7B1U1r108ubo1_250.gif
No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guild that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of <Taken>'s Raid,
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guild that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of <Asgard>'s Raid
Trying to holler at me

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr02/30/15/anigif_enhanced-24686-1398886416-4.gif
<Foreskin> is checkin' me but his game is kinda weak
(Tried to snipe my members before he even.. approached me)
'now we're lookin' like class, and he's spewing paranoia
"Boogeyman-Rampage!" ...like that scares me?

So

No, I don't want your batphone (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
Don't want none of Dottedup's time!
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201516/rs_500x275-150206152938-tumblr_ljphazSYcO1qev0o5.gif

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of <Taken>'s Raid
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of <Asgard>'s Raid
Trying to holler at meeeeeee
http://31.media.tumblr.com/29dcac60e5bbac8073fd76be8518e7b5/tumblr_mvk8itlO5P1qfh70bo4_250.gif

[Bruno]

When I read some of this immersed shit I just can't help to think what these people look like irl. It can't be good.

[Kileras]

He has approached all of my officers with apparent merger proposals while never talking or approaching me. I contacted him once to let him know that we were not interested in a merger, and to please leave my people alone as they are sick of being harassed. We all know the state of the server, if people want that content and play style they know what guilds to go to. Kids are sitting at the Anonymous lunch table because it offers something that appeals to them, if they want something else they will leave.

I actually have had really good experiences with lots of people in FAT, and hold nothing against any of them... but honestly you guys should reel that in because it doesn't really look good sitting at WL port in spam inviting everyone regardless of guild affiliation.

[Fanguru]

A lot of people seem to be mixing up Forsaken and FAT.
Dottedup is begging/harrassing for Forsaken, not Asgard nor Taken.

[Fanguru]

Also, A+ for TLC's cover

[dafier]

http://www.greenbookblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/merger-ahead-small.jpg

[Ssouky]

Hello, I'm a 60 Iksar epiced/skybelt/MR+PR+CR+FR, only missing tooth for VP.
Eurozone.

I haven't been contacted.
I'm deeply hurt and will probably delete if I'm not contacted by a Forsaken officer real soon.
Being in AG, I'm regularly wiping during Runnyeye or Blackburrow raids (dat Gnoll Commander...) and spent countless hours socking Nillipus just to lost FTE to Jygia.
This can't go on and I want a shot at some real content to cap my imaginary stats with moar high end pixels.

Please contact me.
I'm desperate.
EQ is my life.
Help.

[dafier]

http://leadershipcloseup.wp.lexblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/127/2014/10/WSJ-merge-or-die-sharks-120130-D4-Flat1.png

[Gaunja]

When I read some of this immersed shit I just can't help to think what these people look like irl. It can't be good.

[Legday]

When I read some of this immersed shit I just can't help to think what these people look like irl. It can't be good.

Here I am at work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6KE8bH11Tk

[burkemi5]

This entire thread is a great example of the sad, pathetic state of affairs on p99 blue. This post should be stickied in general chat to warn all newcomers what they will eventually have to deal with.

Raiding guilds threatening to wake the sleeper in order to cockblock others. Guild officers desperately trying to increase their raiding numbers to well over 100. People taking this server more seriously than their real "lives."

Abandon hope all ye who enter. Don't even start playing here. Check out any of the other eqemus. Play on the live TLP servers. Blue99 is seriously ready to be burnt to the ground.

[ArumTP]

A lot of people seem to be mixing up Forsaken and FAT.
Dottedup is begging/harrassing for Forsaken, not Asgard nor Taken.

Probably seeking to boost Forsaken numbers to get Asgard out of northwing, so his guild gets all that loot. Will end disastrously.

[falkun]

ITT: François Hollande (Dottedup) has discovered the secret hideout (NTOV) of ISIS leadership (Hokushin). Hollande is now on his international trip seeking allies in removing ISOL as a terror threat in Syria (Sleeper's Tomb). Obama (Fugues) has told Hollande repeatedly that while they sympathize with the terror attack, he will not alter the USA's current strategy against ISIS.

Congratulations everyone, you are now caught up on world (Blue99) events!

[Ella`Ella]

As long as BDA never gets to loot an SoD or a Shroud of Longevity, the server wins.

Whatever the means to that end is irrelevant.

[Legday]

ITT: François Hollande (Dottedup) has discovered the secret hideout (NTOV) of ISIS leadership (Hokushin). Hollande is now on his international trip seeking allies in removing ISOL as a terror threat in Syria (Sleeper's Tomb). Obama (Fugues) has told Hollande repeatedly that while they sympathize with the terror attack, he will not alter the USA's current strategy against ISIS.

Congratulations everyone, you are now caught up on world (Blue99) events!

This is actually pretty good.

[Exmo]

As long as BDA never gets to loot an SoD or a Shroud of Longevity, the server wins.

Whatever the means to that end is irrelevant.

Someone's rustled.

[quido]

Blue sucks.

[Monty405]

Can level 58's get recruitment contacted too or is anything under 60 scrub tier?

[Man0warr]

Abandon hope all ye who enter. Don't even start playing here. Check out any of the other eqemus. Play on the live TLP servers. Blue99 is seriously ready to be burnt to the ground.

TLP servers are worse, in the same (every raid mob dies instantly) and different ways (they are killed by armies of mage and SK bots).

[maskedmelon]

Yeah, what a depressing read. I feel as if the protective veil of my casual naïveté has been torn asunder =/

[Monty405]

Wouldnt happen on red 99.

[Gaunja]

Wouldnt happen on red 99.

[feanan]

Well of course not. You are either in the one guild that everyone is in on Red, or you pay them for the privilege of fighting somewhere.

Wow, sounds like a much better system.

Go red!

Wouldnt happen on red 99.

[maskedmelon]

... or you pay them for the privilege of fighting somewhere.



That doesn't happen lol and no, there isn't just one high end raiding guild. Only one in sleepers, yes, but no different from blue in that regard.

[contemptor]

I was going to just keep this for internal chuckles instead of RNF, but it seems like it goes rather nicely in this thread. Don't worry my Forsaken pals, once I join, I'll do my best to fix your problems with my new raid leader title and loot council spot.

[Tue Nov 10 00:25:55 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'sup bro'
[Tue Nov 10 00:25:58 2015] You told Dottedup, 'hi'
[Tue Nov 10 00:26:32 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'interested in raiding ntov dragons and st keys?'
[Tue Nov 10 00:27:01 2015] You told Dottedup, 'Ya, that's what velious is all about eventually'
[Tue Nov 10 00:29:48 2015] You told dottedup, 'I can't imagine you are short on druids though :o'
[Tue Nov 10 00:33:38 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'we are though'
[Tue Nov 10 00:33:44 2015] You told Dottedup, 'oh yeah?'
[Tue Nov 10 00:33:52 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'yep'
[Tue Nov 10 00:34:30 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'forsakenguild.org check us out'
[Tue Nov 10 00:35:15 2015] Dottedup tells you, '50dkp sign on bonus when you make full member, just cause your a druid with a title :)'
[Tue Nov 10 00:36:04 2015] You told Dottedup, 'Oh nice, I'll have to check it out. It would be hard to leave BDA though, they have given me some good loots. I have several plane of sky items and got epic too'
[Tue Nov 10 00:36:30 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'bring your friends over with ya'
[Tue Nov 10 00:37:01 2015] You told Dottedup, 'i do have a 60 clr/monk also and some buddies i could talk to'
[Tue Nov 10 00:37:13 2015] You told Dottedup, 'i dunno, i'd probably have a specific signing package in mind :o'
[Tue Nov 10 00:37:56 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'will give full member to 10+ and a dkp sign on bonus for the squad'
[Tue Nov 10 00:38:03 2015] You told Dottedup, 'hmm'
[Tue Nov 10 00:38:11 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'and a raid leader and spot on the loot council''
[Tue Nov 10 00:39:10 2015] You told Dottedup, 'i've got a few IRL buddys, but it would take some convincing'
[Tue Nov 10 00:39:19 2015] You told Dottedup, 'can i run an idea by you? it's mainly not loot we'd want'
[Tue Nov 10 00:39:30 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'sure'
[Tue Nov 10 00:41:07 2015] You told Dottedup, 'have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?'
[Tue Nov 10 00:41:22 2015] You told Dottedup, 'would like to see you and detoxx go for that, just really get a nice steamy dungpie, all up in the grill, ya know? i would even sacrifice some of my new DKP'
[Tue Nov 10 00:41:51 2015] Dottedup tells you, ':)'
[Tue Nov 10 00:42:39 2015] You told Dottedup, 'it doesn't even matter which one of you starts first, as long as you both participate with each other, streaming it on twitch is a plus'
[Tue Nov 10 00:46:06 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'salty isnt my flavor, give my regards to Chest.'

[touchtonedialing]

I was going to just keep this for internal chuckles instead of RNF, but it seems like it goes rather nicely in this thread. Don't worry my Forsaken pals, once I join, I'll do my best to fix your problems with my new raid leader title and loot council spot.

[Tue Nov 10 00:25:55 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'sup bro'
[Tue Nov 10 00:25:58 2015] You told Dottedup, 'hi'
[Tue Nov 10 00:26:32 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'interested in raiding ntov dragons and st keys?'
[Tue Nov 10 00:27:01 2015] You told Dottedup, 'Ya, that's what velious is all about eventually'
[Tue Nov 10 00:29:48 2015] You told dottedup, 'I can't imagine you are short on druids though :o'
[Tue Nov 10 00:33:38 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'we are though'
[Tue Nov 10 00:33:44 2015] You told Dottedup, 'oh yeah?'
[Tue Nov 10 00:33:52 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'yep'
[Tue Nov 10 00:34:30 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'forsakenguild.org check us out'
[Tue Nov 10 00:35:15 2015] Dottedup tells you, '50dkp sign on bonus when you make full member, just cause your a druid with a title :)'
[Tue Nov 10 00:36:04 2015] You told Dottedup, 'Oh nice, I'll have to check it out. It would be hard to leave BDA though, they have given me some good loots. I have several plane of sky items and got epic too'
[Tue Nov 10 00:36:30 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'bring your friends over with ya'
[Tue Nov 10 00:37:01 2015] You told Dottedup, 'i do have a 60 clr/monk also and some buddies i could talk to'
[Tue Nov 10 00:37:13 2015] You told Dottedup, 'i dunno, i'd probably have a specific signing package in mind :o'
[Tue Nov 10 00:37:56 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'will give full member to 10+ and a dkp sign on bonus for the squad'
[Tue Nov 10 00:38:03 2015] You told Dottedup, 'hmm'
[Tue Nov 10 00:38:11 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'and a raid leader and spot on the loot council''
[Tue Nov 10 00:39:10 2015] You told Dottedup, 'i've got a few IRL buddys, but it would take some convincing'
[Tue Nov 10 00:39:19 2015] You told Dottedup, 'can i run an idea by you? it's mainly not loot we'd want'
[Tue Nov 10 00:39:30 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'sure'
[Tue Nov 10 00:41:07 2015] You told Dottedup, 'have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?'
[Tue Nov 10 00:41:22 2015] You told Dottedup, 'would like to see you and detoxx go for that, just really get a nice steamy dungpie, all up in the grill, ya know? i would even sacrifice some of my new DKP'
[Tue Nov 10 00:41:51 2015] Dottedup tells you, ':)'
[Tue Nov 10 00:42:39 2015] You told Dottedup, 'it doesn't even matter which one of you starts first, as long as you both participate with each other, streaming it on twitch is a plus'
[Tue Nov 10 00:46:06 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'salty isnt my flavor, give my regards to Chest.'

What a gross person. I dont even understand how members of Forsaken would be ok with a recruitment officer sending this same sort of unsolicited message over and over and over.

It stinks of desperation and is embarrassing.

[Ele]

what does cleric with title get for dkp bonus?

[Nukehard]

http://gifstumblr.com/images/those-awkward-moments-when-you-cant-stop-laughing_851.gif Must say that is some funny shit right there ya'heard?

[dafier]

What a gross person. I dont even understand how members of Forsaken would be ok with a recruitment officer sending this same sort of unsolicited message over and over and over.

It stinks of desperation and is embarrassing.

The way I look at it; it's entertainment.

This is not a serious attempt at recruitment. This is more of a psychological communication test which informs the initiator on what they are looking for in a person.

It's actually brilliant.

[Xxmethodxx]

We are not even considered a "raiding" guild and our members get bombarded daily with requests from Dottedup. He even came and sat in our Arena "raid" and recruited right there as we compared the crazy things he was saying in tells. I understand recruiting but sounding desperate and bashing your current guild doesn't win a lot of friends. If you want to join Forsaken just port in WL and hail him. I know we all play a 16 year old elf sim but that isn't my idea of fun at all.


Dairamus - BlackHeart Pirates

[Stormfists]

Who cares?

Wipe it clean 2016

[arsenalpow]

[Tue Nov 10 00:46:06 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'salty isnt my flavor, give my regards to Chest.'

How is this even my fault??

[thieros]

As a BDA recruitment officer, I feel like I'm failing BDA. My laissez-faire approach and reliance on the silent hand doesn't get us the blue chips that Dottedup is netting. I'll be upping my game and taking notes.

Individuals: I'll be issuing cold calls to folks this week, keep an eye out for mail in your inboxes on the forum as well as plenty of tells in game. I'll be happy to discuss benefits, 401dkp's and training/development

Small guilds: I'll be reaching out to your leaders to discuss how BDA and you can create a strategic alliance to successfully launch p99 into a new era of serverwide loot distribution. Guilds of 40+ that are merged in get autospots on the inner circle of loots.

https://i.imgur.com/FlfilUb.gif

[Monty405]

[Tue Nov 10 00:46:06 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'salty isnt my flavor, give my regards to Chest.'

How is this even my fault??

It is.

[jcr4990]

[Tue Nov 10 00:46:06 2015] Dottedup tells you, 'salty isnt my flavor, give my regards to Chest.'

How is this even my fault??
Better question is how is it NOT your fault?

[arsenalpow]

If we're making fun of Forsaken would now be a good time to point out that Detoxx was like OMG 9 MAN SLEEPER STRIKE FORCE and there's 10 people in the picture.

Someone sent that to me via PM and I forgot until just now.

[arsenalpow]

Better question is how is it NOT your fault?

Honestly there should just be an entire thread documenting anything that's my fault on p99 so I can keep track.

[touchtonedialing]

I just wish we could find out what guild they are going to absorption to become #1 Guild on server.

Pretty sure Rampage wont want to merge with you and i'm pretty sure thats the only guild they could merge with to become #1.


Also I want to know how Forsaken is going to prevent the Sleeper from being woken. Maybe they will forward the few keys they get a month to Rampage and forget about ST?

Good on them!

[ArumTP]

I just wish we could find out what guild they are going to absorption to become #1 Guild on server.

Pretty sure Rampage wont want to merge with you and i'm pretty sure thats the only guild they could merge with to become #1.


Also I want to know how Forsaken is going to prevent the Sleeper from being woken. Maybe they will forward the few keys they get a month to Rampage and forget about ST?

Good on them!

As of current so much as anyone looking like they are forming up for sleepers (not even warders), results in mass swarming of all keyed rampage to grief others approaching their precious primals

[Prismaticshop]

Also I want to know how Forsaken is going to prevent the Sleeper from being woken. Maybe they will forward the few keys they get a month to Rampage and forget about ST?


Forsaken/Asgard got 3/5 ST keys last week.

Rampage got 2/1 this week, Forsaken/Asgard 1 so far.

Will be a month or so at this pace until FA becomes warden capable in ST.

I believe any of the top 2 guilds that awakens the sleeper will die due the hate it will trigger towards them.

Not sure Hoku wants his guild to die. Pretty sure Forsaken wants wardens loot. Does that mean other guilds will experience ST with wardens up ? Likely, if they chose to start hunting ST keys mobs that is.

[Kushie]

What a gross person. I dont even understand how members of Forsaken would be ok with a recruitment officer sending this same sort of unsolicited message over and over and over.

It stinks of desperation and is embarrassing.


He's been doing it for months too. It's the only human interaction that Dottedup gets. All of my alts were forced to join The Forsaken Order.

[touchtonedialing]

Forsaken/Asgard got 3/5 ST keys last week.

Rampage got 2/1 this week, Forsaken/Asgard 1 so far.

Will be a month or so at this pace until FA becomes warden capable in ST.

I believe any of the top 2 guilds that awakens the sleeper will die due the hate it will trigger towards them.

Not sure Hoku wants his guild to die. Pretty sure Forsaken wants wardens loot. Does that mean other guilds will experience ST with wardens up ? Likely, if they chose to start hunting ST keys mobs that is.

Having enough keys to kill a warder on paper is way different than having enough keys to kill a wader verse a guild that already has 100+ ST keys. Forsaken can sneak into ST and im sure will get the odd Golem at 4am on a weekday but they are kidding themselves if they ever think they will kill warder.


The only thing Forsaken can do to not wake the sleeper is to stop turning in ST keys.

Thats it.

Whoever made you think Rampage gives a shit if the server likes them or not is delusional. Rampage has already won the race and the other guilds are so far behind they don't know the race is over.

[Fire Beetle]

This is a community. The fire beetles want access to Sleepers Tomb loot too. Think of the fire beetles.

[arsenalpow]

Having enough keys to kill a warder on paper is way different than having enough keys to kill a wader verse a guild that already has 100+ ST keys. Forsaken can sneak into ST and im sure will get the odd Golem at 4am on a weekday but they are kidding themselves if they ever think they will kill warder.


The only thing Forsaken can do to not wake the sleeper is to stop turning in ST keys.

Thats it.

Whoever made you think Rampage gives a shit if the server likes them or not is delusional. Rampage has already won the race and the other guilds are so far behind they don't know the race is over.

Parliemenr really embraced that whole front runner thing...

[TMO so immersed]

Whoever made you think Rampage gives a shit if the server likes them or not is delusional. Rampage has already won the race and the other guilds are so far behind they don't know the race is over.

No one expects a guild full of disability recipients and unemployed virgins to care what people think about them

[Pokesan]

This is a community. The fire beetles want access to Sleepers Tomb loot too. Think of the fire beetles.

knock it off Big J

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg/220px-Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg

[Kayso]

Having enough keys to kill a warder on paper is way different than having enough keys to kill a wader verse a guild that already has 100+ ST keys. Forsaken can sneak into ST and im sure will get the odd Golem at 4am on a weekday but they are kidding themselves if they ever think they will kill warder.

There's one up at all times that should be easy picking. Oh, wait...

[Legday]

Whoever made you think Rampage gives a shit if the server likes them or not is delusional.

You guys obviously give a shit if the server likes you. Why else would you make a no RNF rule so that ppl like you need to hide behind anonymous forum handles to come here?

We should stop handing in keys so you Rampage can farm ST forever? Rampage's unbelievable need to cockblock ST or just wake the sleeper if the kitchen is getting too hot is reason enough to force Rampage's hand to wake up the sleeper. You won't be able to hide behind anything when that happens.

Let the sleeper sleep and compete with us in there once we have a warder force.

We're coming for that ass.

[touchtonedialing]

There's one up at all times that should be easy picking. Oh, wait...

Grats Detoxx Smolder!

[Pokesan]

You guys obviously give a shit if the server likes you. Why else would you make a no RNF rule so that ppl like you need to hide behind anonymous forum handles to come here?

We should stop handing in keys so you Rampage can farm ST forever? Rampage's unbelievable need to cockblock ST or just wake the sleeper if the kitchen is getting too hot is reason enough to force Rampage's hand to wake up the sleeper. You won't be able to hide behind anything when that happens.

Let the sleeper sleep and compete with us in there once we have a warder force.

We're coming for that ass.

*aggressively plays video games at you*

[arsenalpow]

You guys obviously give a shit if the server likes you. Why else would you make a no RNF rule so that ppl like you need to hide behind anonymous forum handles to come here?

We should stop handing in keys so you Rampage can farm ST forever? Rampage's unbelievable need to cockblock ST or just wake the sleeper if the kitchen is getting too hot is reason enough to force Rampage's hand to wake up the sleeper. You won't be able to hide behind anything when that happens.

Let the sleeper sleep and compete with us in there once we have a warder force.

We're coming for that ass.

Is this any different from VP though? You're rolling with a chunk of TMO that did the exact same shit. You can vilify rampage (IB and TMO abandoners for what it's worth) for blocking access to ST but it's just the same shit from the last expansion with new textures.

[nyclin]

joke will be on everyone when all 4 warders die and nothing happens

[slappytwotoes]

Honestly there should just be an entire thread documenting anything that's my fault on p99 so I can keep track.

I'll bet a certain lvl 50 on red would love to moderate. Plus cat gifs

[indiscriminate_hater]

it's obvious that FA should strike preemptively and wake the sleeper before Rampage has a chance to fulfill its primal lust. if they are at such a disadvantage, and don't have a chance at killing warders, then they have nothing to lose by killing the last

[slappytwotoes]

There's one up at all times that should be easy picking. Oh, wait...

This is going to happen, I'm betting sooner rather than later.

[Sweettouch]

it's obvious that FA should strike preemptively and wake the sleeper before Rampage has a chance to fulfill its primal lust. if they are at such a disadvantage, and don't have a chance at killing warders, then they have nothing to lose by killing the last

They don't have the balls to

[Spyder73]

joke will be on everyone when all 4 warders die and nothing happens

O0o0o0

[arsenalpow]

joke will be on everyone when all 4 warders die and nothing happens

That's the likely scenario lol.

[LostCause]

enjoy winter for the next 20 years.

[Swish]

waking it might get everyone talking about the recycle server

[arsenalpow]

waking it might get everyone talking about the recycle server

What if waking the sleeper actually triggers p99green to boot up? That might be the key!

[Sweettouch]

What if waking the sleeper actually triggers p99green to boot up? That might be the key!

Stop making sense Chest

[Fuddwin]

Poor Chest (Variety)

[Argh]

http://i.imgur.com/JgT8n3h.png

[sheepshop]

What if waking the sleeper actually triggers p99green to boot up? That might be the key!

The only way Chest can ever get rid of his terrible guild and character reputation. Here's to dreaming brother.

[Ella`Ella]

http://i.imgur.com/JgT8n3h.png

Outstanding.

[jcr4990]

joke will be on everyone when all 4 warders die and nothing happens
My money is on this

[arsenalpow]

The only way Chest can ever get rid of his terrible guild and character reputation. Here's to dreaming brother.

Tell me more random person.

[Pheer]

http://i.imgur.com/JgT8n3h.png

I started to think we'd never get a new arghwork

[Gimp]

Argh still the champ

[Pint]

http://i.imgur.com/JgT8n3h.png

amazing, they need to let you off the leash more often

[b4c0nhunt]

http://i.imgur.com/JgT8n3h.png

10/10

[Freakish]

That is a real work of argh.

[MaksimMazor]

Cars not classic

[jcr4990]

I thought about editing the gif and putting Dottedup <Forsaken> above Kerrigan's head but decided it was too much work. This still gets the point across.
https://media.giphy.com/media/T4pc5xxQXwEXC/giphy.gif

[Kekephee]

Thank God Argh is back

[captnamazing]

Less dignity than a Thai hooker

[Kushie]

Are you speaking from experience bud?

[Merekai]

Imagine a server where all guilds capable of competing in Sleepers agreed to leave 1 Warder alone thus leaving sleepy head to continue in slumber. Imagine a more competitive and enjoyable raid scene where multiple guilds had the incentive to race for highly contested raid mobs whose loot remained phat, elevating the overall experience and providing an environment where 4-6 guilds routinely duke it out to be on top for any given spawn cycle. Imagine all the people, sharing all the world....

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Chevey

[Ravager]

IPM is the new metric. High Inspects per minute = winning on blue. Fashionquest is at it's best!

If all it takes to stroke the ego is a lot of inspects, all they have to do is go to Warrens for Soft Wicker and trash weapons. These geeks could save themselves a lot of time and acne medication.

[falkun]

What is this Warrens gear you speak of? Got pics? I never really did that zone on Live. Guess I should make an alt and go there.

[Ravager]

What is this Warrens gear you speak of? Got pics? I never really did that zone on Live. Guess I should make an alt and go there.

Soft Wicker, it's the same stats and graphics as leather but it's green. The splinted mail has a unique look too. Stand around the tunnel in a set of either and you'll get a ton of inspects.

[Swish]

Stand around the tunnel in a set of either and you'll get a ton of inspects.

The ultimate EQ goal, no?

[baue1446]

Since you guys believe everything here

http://imgur.com/ANhnvOA

[baue1446]

http://imgur.com/ANhnvOA

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/ANhnvOA.jpg