I identify (not sexually, ewww) as a flute playing space dwarf.

[maerilith]

http://i.imgur.com/IMZQLl.jpg

And when the Galaxy Lords (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUgEoUQPw-0&feature=youtu.be) Movie debuts, you will see me cosplaying a sexy dwarf.

P.S. Gender and Sexuality are not the same thing. Sex and Sexuality are not the same thing. Sex and Sexing is totally different things to normal humans and pervy neckbeards. Only you lowly proletariat plebes conflate sex with the act of random casual fucking.

Respect one another for what they wish when it harms no one and makes the world and people in general happier and less mad.

May the benevolent power of the Seven Galaxies accompany you until the end of all time and may your home star burn true until the continuum ends.

[FoxxHound]

I identify as a squeaky toy.

[maerilith]

I identify as a squeaky toy.

My sisters dog would love u :)

P.s. I'm a cat person, but I still love u foxie :)

[katrik]

I am a turtle gendered dolphin sexual.

Fuck this generation.

[Lu|zSect]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/030/372/bd9.png

[maerilith]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/030/372/bd9.png

You mean you're a total bitch? LOL ;)

[Swish]

my best slot machine win was wolf themed yesterday, <3 them

[maerilith]

One of my IRL acquaintances has two wolfs he raised from pups. They are remarkable intelligent creatures. Though I wouldn't want to do anything "triggering" (tm) around one LOL shit :(

[Spyder73]

TAKE IT DOWN NOW! Who the fuck do you think you are posting my IRL pictures on P99. This was for a play I was in, not for the world to laugh at. Your in deep shit

[maerilith]

TAKE IT DOWN NOW! Who the fuck do you think you are posting my IRL pictures on P99. This was for a play I was in, not for the world to laugh at. Your in deep shit

Forum mods can delete it if they think it's inappropriate. Though non-profit, journalistic, parody (which was the works original intent) is protected under fair use by law.

I'm able to laugh at myself a little. I'm not making fun of this. I think it's an incredible work of art and I heartily thank anyone who made it. It made my day. And it made my day to share it.

[Pokesan]

my best slot machine win was wolf themed yesterday, <3 them

the heck man. why you playing slot machines? worst gambler ever

[George_Costanza]

quote this post if u were born in the wrong generation. todays music sux things were alot better in the 60s.

[maerilith]

the heck man. why you playing slot machines? worst gambler ever

It's what high rollers with good spare pocket change like Swish do when they are to buzzed/fucked up to roll craps, roulette, or play high stakes poker before they go to bed at night.

Whats 1k in slots after a day of making 10 grand at the card tales bra?

[lineeyed]

the heck man. why you playing slot machines? worst gambler ever

Not surprised imo, just like Swish to waste money without a guaranteed ROI.

[Swish]

$115 yesterday says I wasn't wasting money... I mean come on guys.... $115!

[lineeyed]

$115 yesterday says I wasn't wasting money... I mean come on guys.... $115!

115 bucks can't even get you a ride back to Detroit.

[Swish]

Roulette isn't worth it in Vegas, in Europe we only have a single zero wheel, no double zero... and blackjack is fun but its a slow death. Always enjoy it but never come out ahead.

[indiscriminate_hater]

nickel slots are excellent for pre-partying. post up there and tip the server $2 for every drink he/she brings you. they'll keep coming back often for dem tips, and you'll be getting the cheapest drinks in vegas

[indiscriminate_hater]

but yeah craps > all, unless you're actually decent at poker

[maerilith]

but yeah craps > all, unless you're actually decent at poker

I only play what James bond played in the original casino royal, was that craps?

P.S. craps scenes in movies are always epically fantastic.

[anonymous666]

best post of 2015

[Pokesan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6JnhPbHCQ

[George_Costanza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6JnhPbHCQ

the car's on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel

[maerilith]

Stop being serious guys, drunk burning man Indian refugees can identify as unicorn cult leaders if they want.

You're side of the road is still clear.

[maerilith]

Honestly I'll double post (it's been at least 15 minutes) while my otherself has processed this data a bit.

I cringed hard at the video. On a serious notes. Sorry for being a bigoted asshole unicornphobe.

P.S. there is a saying in the trans community that a unicorn is some magical opposite cisgendered person who truly loves you and is you're life partner (their not unicorns, that's just the slang term for them) - because they are so impossibly rare and such.