Bregen D'Aspergers

[Spyder73]

BDA is a debilitating and humiliating disease, if you have any of these symptoms, please seek sunshine and IRL companionship immediately. 10 Symptoms that you may be afflicted with Bregen D'Aspergers....

1) Failure to develop meaningful relationships with your peers.

2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

4) Unable to make eye contact with others

5) Realizing that you own none of your raid loot and are being used by Chest to advance his own characters

6) BMI index greater than 20 (obese)

7) When rustled, over use of exclamation marks (!), emoticons 😱, obsessive replies (t-t-triple post), obvious projecting.

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild

9) Rage anytime someone mentions Green Grocer or Swish in a thread.

10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.

Feels goog to be unbanned. I love the CSR staff, praise P99, praise Braknar, Praise anyone else who is capable of banning me. Long live Rogean and Nilbolg.

[Sweettouch]

2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild


10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.


All those points can be said about you,mr i have to team up to do anything. stop trying to act like omni and look in the mirror

[maskedmelon]

I am concerned that suffering from number 10 less than twice a week is not considered serious....

Also, when and why were you banned? I wondered where you were <3

[Spyder73]

I was not respecting the staff properly, calling Brakanar fat, making inappropriate references to nazi Germany, ect, ect. I have learned from my mistakes and am turning over a new leaf to be a positive force in the community, just had to do 1 more BDA post to try to rouse Failbus out of hibernation/involuntary paralysis.

[Troubled]

Good, original thread.

Tldr?

[Juevento]

I think you forgot to log into your Swish account.

[Nibblewitz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/*************/comments/3tc8hb/bdaspergers/

Still sad and bad.

[Secrets]

Bregan D'Asparagus

[anonymous666]

Bregan D'Asparagus

[Juevento]

Bregan D'Asparagus

We make your pee smell funny.

[Secrets]

We make your pee smell funny.

You guys also make your poopsocks smell fresh!

[anonymous666]

:D lemon scented poopsockies

[contemptor]

Signs you may be rustled and affected by Asgergers:
Make this thread

[falkun]

!

Exclamation point detected, get this one to the ER, quick! We can save him before he starts suffering from other symptoms. Thank you, spyder, for this easily referenced list of symptoms so we may speed diagnoses of our fellow elf pals. Many neckbeards were saved this day.

[Spyder73]

As I mentioned earlier in this thread, my days of trolling are done, I am making a vow to be an upstanding citizen or Norrath and not rustle the staff or other players anymore. I have nothing but love for my EQbros.

Asgergers is a good one, A+

[Spyder73]

Still being signature hacked by the staff, HaHaHaHa, good times! Braknar the Wise is a funny guy, my favorite staff member of all time by a large margin. How I wish I could meet him IRL for hugs. I am not biter about my surname anymore though, I have seen the light and the error of my ways, Wu Tang is silly and immersion breaking, I see that now, I was wrong, I was always wrong.

[sirelothar]

Heh 0/10

[dafier]

Still ... hacked, HaHaHaHa! Braknar guy, my member all time large. I wish hugs. I am a biter though, I have ways, silly and, I see that now, I was wrong, I was wrong.

:D

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I was not respecting the staff properly, calling Brakanar fat, making inappropriate references to nazi Germany, ect, ect. I have learned from my mistakes and am turning over a new leaf to be a positive force in the community, just had to do 1 more BDA post to try to rouse Failbus out of hibernation/involuntary paralysis.

Quick FYI, staff doesn't care if you call them fat. They're bigger people than that. LoL that sounds funny, but I'm serious.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

BDA is a debilitating and humiliating disease, if you have any of these symptoms, please seek sunshine and IRL companionship immediately. 10 Symptoms that you may be afflicted with Bregen D'Aspergers....

1) Failure to develop meaningful relationships with your peers.

2) Inability to gain loot due to massive raid forces and continuous wiping.

3) Social awkwardness outside of the Zerg hive mind

4) Unable to make eye contact with others

5) Realizing that you own none of your raid loot and are being used by Chest to advance his own characters

6) BMI index greater than 20 (obese)

7) When rustled, over use of exclamation marks (!), emoticons 😱, obsessive replies (t-t-triple post), obvious projecting.

8) Delusions of grandeur (DoG) and mistaking yourself for a top end guild

9) Rage anytime someone mentions Green Grocer or Swish in a thread.

10) If you wake up in your computer chair covered in Cheetos, Mountain Dew, feces, sweat, and start uncontrollably crying more than twice a week.

Feels goog to be unbanned. I love the CSR staff, praise P99, praise Braknar, Praise anyone else who is capable of banning me. Long live Rogean and Nilbolg.

Great piece of writing. My only complaint is using aspergers syndrome as a pejorative.

Not trolling..

[Valse]

Read the title hoping for something original...then I saw it was from spyder. Pretty sure my good friend Dr. Kenneth Noisewater has more originality than this guy.

[khysanth]

WTB Spell: Delusions of Grandeur

PST

[AzzarTheGod]

I hate BDA with everything in me. Go train an xp group.

[Kekephee]

Filbus is currently travelling to a bunch of ridiculous places like Thailand and Costa Rica for like a month / a few months. You're not going to hear from him for a very long time. Sorry for bad news

[Kylenorr]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/dsm-5-aspergers-syndrome-autism_n_3422677.html

They discontinued use of that term... just saying

[AzzarTheGod]

Filbus is currently travelling to a bunch of ridiculous places like Thailand and Costa Rica for like a month / a few months. You're not going to hear from him for a very long time. Sorry for bad news

u r a bad person

[lineeyed]

Filbus is currently travelling to a bunch of ridiculous places like Thailand and Costa Rica for like a month / a few months. You're not going to hear from him for a very long time. Sorry for bad news

Bastard half-chink spawn of Failbus: "Daddy? Why the fuck is mommy dying of stage 4 syphilis? and why have we not eaten anything but roaches for the past 2 months?"\

Failbus: "Goddamn it Paco or whatever thaish name you fuckers have, can't see you I'm with a whore?"
"Finally, that bastard is gone, I can finally get back to forum questing on a 5 year old elf sim board"

pan to corpse of a thai whore, rotting with yellow jizz spread over it

[Kekephee]

Bastard half-chink spawn of Failbus: "Daddy? Why the fuck is mommy dying of stage 4 syphilis? and why have we not eaten anything but roaches for the past 2 months?"\

Failbus: "Goddamn it Paco or whatever thaish name you fuckers have, can't see you I'm with a whore?"
"Finally, that bastard is gone, I can finally get back to forum questing on a 5 year old elf sim board"

pan to corpse of a thai whore, rotting with yellow jizz spread over it


I'm going to send him this post in a facebook message and it will be his favorite thing

[Pokesan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UD4_m_XHB4&t=27s

[Safon]

WUBBA WUBBA LUB DUB

[khysanth]

wubba lubba dub dub ftfy

[Safon]

wubba lubba dub dub ftfy

ty ty

[Llandris]

wubba lubba dub dub ftfy

Thank you

[Prismaticshop]

Awesome thread name

voted

[Bazia]

there is nothing funny about about the inability to detect sarcasm

end assburger shaming today

[AzzarTheGod]

Bastard half-chink spawn of Failbus:

pan to corpse of a thai whore, rotting with yellow jizz spread over it

Really? Come on.

BDA's top core jumped all over it too cracking additional jokes.

[Pokesan]

Really? Come on.

BDA's top core jumped all over it too cracking additional jokes.

just roll with it man. Sikorsky is gone, good modding is gone. a dude posted some dumb bullshit about keeping the white race pure and to not interbreed. he was not banned. looking at you llandris.

miss you helicopter mod

[Cochonou]

But the realy question is : Anyone still giving consideration to Chest's proposals ?

[arsenalpow]

But the realy question is : Anyone still giving consideration to Chest's proposals ?

Longer windows means more of a chance for those windows to spread out. I can't remember who posted it (and I'm too lazy to go look) but they were arguing that long windows benefit the smaller guilds because they've lately been getting some content. Realistically that's a factor of there being so much content and shouldn't be attributed to window length. If VS or Sev is the only show in town that night you can bet guilds that haven't been sniffing around will suddenly show up.

Shortening the windows just means its less of a full time job to raid. Overlapping content is a better way for smaller guilds to secure shots at targets, it's the same reason why earthquakes are so relevant, it forces guilds to prioritize and choose.

[Cochonou]

Cochonou has become better at derailing threads (53)

[MavstabYoudead]

Longer windows means more of a chance for those windows to spread out. I can't remember who posted it (and I'm too lazy to go look) but they were arguing that long windows benefit the smaller guilds because they've lately been getting some content. Realistically that's a factor of there being so much content and shouldn't be attributed to window length. If VS or Sev is the only show in town that night you can bet guilds that haven't been sniffing around will suddenly show up.

Shortening the windows just means its less of a full time job to raid. Overlapping content is a better way for smaller guilds to secure shots at targets, it's the same reason why earthquakes are so relevant, it forces guilds to prioritize and choose.

more regular server resets (like on live) would end this discussion about variance IMO. 3 weeks is the longest we should go without a server reset.

[lineeyed]

Cochonou has become better at derailing threads (53)

53 is still below average.

[maerilith]

Aspergers syndrom is a real thing. The homeopathic cures for it are sunlight and fatty foods rich in Omega 3 fatty acids. Should work well if you suffer from it.

[lineeyed]

Aspergers syndrom is a real thing. The homeopathic cures for it are sunlight and fatty foods rich in Omega 3 fatty acids. Should work well if you suffer from it.

For anything BDA related, you'll be the first person I'll go to.

[Ruhtar]

Aspergers syndrom is a real thing. The homeopathic cures for it are sunlight and fatty foods rich in Omega 3 fatty acids. Should work well if you suffer from it.

If we're talking real talk, there are no "cures" for Aspergers.

[Prismaticshop]

Serious question : do you get free full membership in BDA if you are either Asperger or Autistic ?

[Aeaolena]

You lookin' to jump guilds Prismatic?

[Uuruk]

Serious question : do you get free full membership in BDA if you are either Asperger or Autistic ?

I think being 35, living in moms basement and thinking you're a pro wrestler also qualifies you.

[Sweettouch]

Serious question : do you get free full membership in BDA if you are either Asperger or Autistic ?

God another Kekephee alt account,get a life man

[sirelothar]

I think being 35, living in moms basement and thinking you're a pro wrestler also qualifies you.

Correct. But I live in the attic.

[AzzarTheGod]

BDA is a bunch of 35-40 year old guys living and acting out a pro-wrestling WWF fantasy on a 17 year old emulated elfsim with swords and dragons.

[Valse]

BDA is a bunch of 35-40 year old guys living and acting out a pro-wrestling WWF fantasy on a 17 year old emulated elfsim with swords and dragons.

There isn't any part of that statement I didn't like!

[Swish]

God another Kekephee alt account,get a life man

funny isn't it...a dude sees the light and is suddenly denounced by the leader, so all the little minions have to jump up and down and do the same thing...

oh that's right...Hulk Hogan controls the pixel flow, better mime his actions for your best shot at an item...

lawl, yikes

[iruinedyourday]

So disappointed in OP for not calling them Bergin'

[James_Joyce]

bergin' dis earth

[iruinedyourday]

bergin dat ass'bergerz

[captnamazing]

Hulk Hogan controls the pixel flow

best thing you've said all year bud

[AzzarTheGod]

All I know is BDA makes me really violent. Really violent.

[Spyder73]

Glad this thread was ressurected. Fuck BDA in the donkey ass.

Knock knock
Who's there
No pixels
Oh it's Chest and Kekephee....fuck off

[arsenalpow]

Glad this thread was ressurected. Fuck BDA in the donkey ass.

Knock knock
Who's there
No pixels
Oh it's Chest and Kekephee....fuck off

My pixels are pretty goog :(

[Swish]

My pixels are pretty goog :(

On today's raid I'll be mostly awarding loot council pixels to...ME! (brotha, etc)

Sorry I'd do it another way but this evil Hulk Hogan gimmick goes real deep.

[Nirgon]

When is Kerafym being released? Presuming the script works of course.

[Swish]

Release the kraken!