Swish is at it again in LV

[iruinedyourday]

I hope you won some good cash during your vacay pal thanks for the livejournal vids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GDZBXZunzM

[Champion_Standing]

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[Swish]

Flying out tomorrow pals, woop woop... its going to be a good time. The question is, do people want updates on where I am, how much I'm up/down and other general goings on?

Happy to plug into FQ to make sure everyone is still mad, bad and sad.

[iruinedyourday]

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[Pokesan]

keep us updated, it's mildly interesting to read and seems to really bother some dummies :)

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Flying out tomorrow pals, woop woop... its going to be a good time. The question is, do people want updates on where I am, how much I'm up/down and other general goings on?

Happy to plug into FQ to make sure everyone is still mad, bad and sad.

I could stand a play by play. Would love to see the cux react.

[Swish]

In Canada for my connecting flight, doing what blues do best...waiting in line (at customs) :o

[B4EQWASCOOL]

In Canada for my connecting flight, doing what blues do best...waiting in line (at customs) :o

Go to a bar in the airport and try to find some PvP.

[Pokesan]

go wait in the poutine line next

[Swish]

Go to a bar in the airport and try to find some PvP.

I don't think Canadians do pvp, eh. The US customs guy was trying to trip me up on where I was going and how long I was staying for.

Those blue server camp lawyer lessons sure came in handy, I corrected him every time and fought my corner.

[Dillian]

I don't think Canadians do pvp, eh. The US customs guy was trying to trip me up on where I was going and how long I was staying for.

Those blue server camp lawyer lessons sure came in handy, I corrected him every time and fought my corner.

well in the customs guys defense you are coming from europe at a time a crisis happened=/ Just wants to be sure you are telling the truth. I think its their job to be an asshole though

[B4EQWASCOOL]

well in the customs guys defense you are coming from europe at a time a crisis happened=/ Just wants to be sure you are telling the truth. I think its their job to be an asshole though

If they're fat, give them dietary advice unsolicited.

[Swish]

okay im sick of Canada now, technical hitches with the weather etc - finally getting on that final flight to Vegas!

[Swish]

Okay I made it, taxi driver decided to take me on an extended route to the hotel so called him out on it lol.

Had a much needed shower and some food, spent (sorry, wasted) $20 as I passed a glitzy looking slot machine...but looking forward to an epic journey tomorrow. Going to walk from Stratosphere to Mandalay Bay to see if its feasible to run without too many stops (traffic lights, bridges, escalators etc).

Might even treat you pals to a youtube upload of something if something comes up.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

PvP footage

[Dillian]

ill be watching swish!!! have fun!

[Dillian]

p.s. see if you can find supertryhard while your there and punch him in the face for us

[Swish]

p.s. see if you can find supertryhard while your there and punch him in the face for us

a lot of fat, bald, ugly folks here with questionable mental health...if he falls into that category it'll be a needle in a haystack.

Ended up sitting down on a blackjack table with $40 before going to bed (now). Met a girl from San Antonio (36). She wasn't much for looks but she loved my accent and was really flirty - spent a few hours on that table with her and some others. She got so wasted it dropped her down to a 2/10...Swish likes a girl that doesn't swear in every sentence for reference.

Anyway, after getting moody about me not wanting to get some cocaine in with her she staggered off. If I see her around I'll get her picture, if RNF allows it. She was 5'2'', neck length black hair, t-shirt that wasn't flattering on her... lol

Vegas is fun pals, I hope you had fun farming pixels on elf economy sim this evening :o

[maestrom]

Make sure you PvP someone whose sitting at the table you want. And get video.

[Swish]

Make sure you PvP someone whose sitting at the table you want. And get video.

kinda hae to film myself baiting someone to leave a table and not get thrown out by the local GMs, seen a lot of shit directed at the staff already though.

Also sitting in the Encore right now, they got a "Join RED card!" scheme - its pretty legit.

http://i.imgur.com/gAaDvOd.jpg

[Swish]

Gatorade "Fruit Punch" is the worst soft drink I've ever tasted. It's nothing short of a national embarrassment.

[Lu|zSect]

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[George_Costanza]

Gatorade "Fruit Punch" is the worst soft drink I've ever tasted. It's nothing short of a national embarrassment.

Stick with the mountain frost, blue food coloring tastes great over here!

[B4EQWASCOOL]

kinda hae to film myself baiting someone to leave a table and not get thrown out by the local GMs, seen a lot of shit directed at the staff already though.

Also sitting in the Encore right now, they got a "Join RED card!" scheme - its pretty legit.

http://i.imgur.com/gAaDvOd.jpg

If the local GM try to kick you out, scream, "DIPLOMATIK IMMUNITY!" FIND a way to enunciate the 'k' in diplomatik. Profit

[Juevento]

I know when I go on vacation, the first thing I do is let my internet pals know about it on the 16 year old elf sim message board.

Yikes.

[Pokesan]

I know when I go on vacation, the first thing I do is let my internet pals know about it on the 16 year old elf sim message board.

Yikes.

keep us updated, it's mildly interesting to read and seems to really bother some dummies :)

[Swish]

Pokesan nails it again.

[iruinedyourday]

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[B4EQWASCOOL]

I know when I go on vacation, the first thing I do is let my internet pals know about it on the 16 year old elf sim message board.

Yikes.

You feel pretty fucking stupid I bet. Blue is calling. Your turn to wait in queue.

[George_Costanza]

Swish, go to the Pinball Hall of Fame! Best place in Vegas. Jerry used to go there to afterparty every night after his Caesar's shows, but it's actually very affordable.

[Swish]

Swish, go to the Pinball Hall of Fame! Best place in Vegas. Jerry used to go there to afterparty every night after his Caesar's shows, but it's actually very affordable.

The things I'd do if I had a car! It's quite a walk from the strip, and I'm a big fan of walking places... but to do both ways plus the walk back up the strip to Stratosphere would be asking a lot of my feet. Looks like a good place from its site though, and I do love me some pinball so I'll see if I can get down there in a taxi from Excalibur or something :)

Was in Circus Circus last night and stumbled by chance upon an arcade area they have... among old classics like Pacman were some classics I grew up with like Street Fighter Alpha 3, MVC2 etc etc. Tons of enjoyment for under $5, watched this 7-8 year old girl playing SFA3 with her mother - one did the joystick and the other mashed the buttons, worked pretty well lol.

[Swish]

Also, I went to a Walmart in America for the first time in 7-8 years today. You guys have some good shit, no wonder so many people are fat here. Why buy 3 donuts at 58 cents each when you can get a dozen for $4.50? (apart from health reasons of course).

Going to be pulling some extra time in the gym when I get home for sure :o lol

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Also, I went to a Walmart in America for the first time in 7-8 years today. You guys have some good shit, no wonder so many people are fat here. Why buy 3 donuts at 58 cents each when you can get a dozen for $4.50? (apart from health reasons of course).

Going to be pulling some extra time in the gym when I get home for sure :o lol

What differences did you notice other than cheap donuts?

[Swish]

What differences did you notice other than cheap donuts?

A lot of people with mental health issues, that was weird to see...don't get that much in England at least. The cashier has a bag carousel thing and packs for you, nice idea.

The Walmart was in a bigger parking lot that had other things in it...went into some sports store as my bag is about 10 years old and needs replacing. Couldnt find a good one but retail workers are friendlier and more direct with you than their English equivalents :p

Cars don't give a shit in the parking lot, you walk where they wanna go you'd better start running lol.

[Swish]

welp, I'm flying back today - gonna be a shorter journey than the flight over so that's good (less time waiting for a connecting flight etc)...

Vegas has been great... made it into every strip casino, went to Fremont Street, the mob museum. Played a lot of blackjack, said I wouldn't do roulette but it has been my biggest earner, and I know slots are bad but there were a couple of good machines that paid out, one dished out $115 for your old pal.

Last night I was teaching a Japanese guy to play blackjack. The dealer wasn't cutting him any breaks when he sat down, played a hand, and said "what game is this? how do we win?"... he was hitting on 18 and she didn't question it or try and stop him (most will advise you at least).

Had lots of food, most of it bad food. I see why Americans get fat. Will be down the gym seeing if I can still do the same run speed/time that I was doing before I came out here :o

Best of all though I met some great people...including players, dealers, and even the local beggars/drunks/angry drivers on my adventures and had a great time. Would love to come back again for a 3rd stint.

Wish me a safe flight home below, and onwards to January when I can emigrate :) <3

[Monty405]

Consider red america (Canada).

[Swish]

Calgary airport was Canada's asshole I think :o

[Jimjam]

So I read a Swish praise thread, and now you've said you're flying home, all I can imagine is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

[Swish]

sitting in the airport, soon boarding to travel <3

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[nilzark]

I love Vegas. Always have a good time there.