~~~ Official 2015 Poetry thread ~~~

[maerilith]

I can't breath
The flames of my passion are dying
A fire bright enough to blot them all out
Dreams burned from my mind
Like an empty shell
Waiting to crash
Forever 404
And lost
Alone
Darkness falls

[Lojik]

Greengrocer was bant
Then he went apeshit crazy
Who will sell me pants?

[Big_Japan]

Awake at 4:30pm
"Dinner's ready" from the door
Can't I just have leftovers
Must you wake me, fucking whore
Stumble my way upstairs
Hair matted filled with grease
"Good morning" says my mommy
But i never feel no peace
Beard long, it catches in pasta
Yeah, losing my tenuous grip
Tomato sauce under my chinny
I'll get my epic soon, or I will flip

[Pokesan]

farewell to thee greengrocer, rogean ban-ned thee
we'll tip our hats and pray one day to be as great as ye
greengrocer you'll never know our hunger pains inside
as we sit in commonlands by shady swash
wantin' somethin' fried

[Stormfists]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BDA lawyering
Coming near you

[captnamazing]

Awake at 4:30pm
"Dinner's ready" from the door
Can't I just have leftovers
Must you wake me, fucking whore
Stumble my way upstairs
Hair matted filled with grease
"Good morning" says my mommy
But i never feel no peace
Beard long, it catches in pasta
Yeah, losing my tenuous grip
Tomato sauce under my chinny
I'll get my epic soon, or I will flip

LOL

[captnamazing]

Ragefire

Dear Ragefire,

I miss you.
I know we haven't seen each other
Since the autumn leaves turned over.

When the ice crusts my armor,
I think of the hot summer days when I sweat in my chair
Pearl in hand, swiping at the air.

I know... This is mostly my fault, Zordak.
I haven't been there.
Ice crystals and newer dragons have called me.

But this is also on you babe.
You're a fucking whore.
I've seen the pics with ten cursors

Hovering eagerly over your face
the second u pop.
and i know.

u want it
U want those filthy pearls wobbling on your body
you cant wait to crush them

your eyes will blaze in fury
once again
and you will transform into a mighty dragon

capable of being killed a husband and wife.
I guess I was never enough for you.
I've accepted that.

But know, Zordak... even in the darkest hour
on this ice-waste continent of Velious
THere are times when I remember the heat

And i dream to lay in your arms
Clicking the DS upon myself over and over
the arms which others always won...

[Portsche]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BDA lawyering
Coming near you

Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not fucking blue

[maerilith]

We are bright
We are furrocious
We are the champions
We are the kittens
Who Sparkle!

[Kerwin]

nappy head nappy head
eyes like a frog
roll yo fat ass over
so i can fuck you like a frog

[Kerwin]

meant to say fuck you like a dog, fail

[maerilith]

nappy head nappy head
eyes like a frog
roll yo fat ass over
so i can fuck you like a dog

Fixed it for you :)

Though

nappy head nappy head
eyes like a tad
roll yo fat ass over
so i can fuck you like a froglok

Works for me too :)

[Lune]

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the planes
Not a creature was stirring, not even samhains;
The poopsocks were hung by the ledge with care,
In hopes that Trakanon soon would be there;
The casuals were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of pixels danced in their heads;
And Firionia in her loincloth, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's fap,

When there on the batphone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my login to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore closed the shutters, threw down the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Made glare on my screen with the strength of its glow,
Then what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a hundred BDA and Venril Sathir,
With a big old raid leader so fat and obsessed,
I knew in a moment he must be Chest.

More rapid than eagles his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Kushie! now, Skarry! now Sikorsky and Sirken!
Come, Keke! Come, Filbus! Hurry up and petition!
To the top of the castle! to the top of the wall!
Now feign away! feign away! feign away all!"
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So around VS lair the raiders they flew
With a train full of mobs, and Venril Sathir too--

And then, in a twinkling, I heard in voice chat
The heavy breathing of unimaginable fat.
As I drew in my headphones, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Tiggles came with a bound.
Into my ears came the most depressing sounds,
Like Michael Cera plus a few hundred pounds;
A bundle of pokemon he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedophile just opening his pack.
His eyes--how they've wrinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his neck looked wet as the snow;
The crust of a pizza he held tight in his teeth,
And the grease, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon he was posting thread after thread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the forums; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He shed several diabetes-ridden toes;

He sprang to his motor-scooter, to his mother gave a yell,
And away they drove at the speed of smell.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight--
"Merry Christmas to all, and Harrison was right!"

[maskedmelon]

Lune, you have saved this thread /salute

[JboxCSU]

10/10 lune.

[captnamazing]

Where is Haikushin?

[Stormfists]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BDA lawyering
Coming near you

Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not fucking blue


Typical BDA lawyering
You pixel loving scum
This server your spoiling
You love men in your bum

Give it up Portche
I'll make this burn painless
You shoulda been aborted
Did I mention your gayness?

[captnamazing]

love that shit lune. lol'd.

[Xaanka]

first of all, my dick is small
3 inches hard, 2 little balls
when the lights are out i stick it in,
her mouth she said "I don't smoke virginia slims"
i wear a rubber if it fit
but they don't make condoms for baby dicks