scumbag druid in welfares can't even quad with a lumi staff on.

[Big_Japan]

I was running a successful Karnor's group and sent an invitation to a high-quality LFG bard to join when a group member announced his imminent departure. Unfortunately, after I told the replacement to come, I received word that a rogue who had LD'd, never returned, and disappeared from our group earlier in the evening had already been (re)invited and was at the camp.

http://i.imgur.com/Vl8YBTF.png

Being the gentleman I am, I told the replacement I had messaged that his services would not be required.

Then, shock. The rogue who had earlier LD'd without returning LD'd again.

http://i.imgur.com/cP61qUW.png


I didn't hesitate this time to move on with the business of managing this high-quality group of VIP players, and reinvited the bard.

http://i.imgur.com/7i9MPhD.png

Groovyshop arrived swiftly, but equally swiftly the LD returned looking for an invite. I measured that each had roughly equal rights to the slot, and made the executive decision on behalf of my distinguished groupmates, who deserve nothing but the best, that the higher-level bard who did not have apparent internet problems was the one who would be invited.

http://i.imgur.com/IOnNbHX.png

Inferring from his pugnaciousness that Atrocities' mother had tonight failed to cook his steak from Publix to the crispy well-done specified, I declined to inform my combative groupmate that I would not be swayed by his tantrum into choosing a suboptimal path for our group, with whose protection Fate had entrusted me, before he left the group.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, Atrocities stayed behind hunting for injustice. He had been seeing red since Mom served him that medium-rare bloody steak, but being late for his quarterly $100 "rent" payment to her, found himself unable to direct his anger at the true source of his misfortune without risking dire consequences.

http://i.imgur.com/uRRg2Xs.png

Atrocities's finely tuned intellectual apparatus detected nepotistic collusion between myself and this bard, a stranger, and he was not going to let our evildoing slide.

http://i.imgur.com/1eT6ujT.png

The rogue himself didn't seem particularly put out, but Atrocities's inner monologue still shrieked for vengeance. She knew seeing the pink of blood in his steak made him nauseous. It had taken 3 cans of Coca-Cola to calm his stomach, and the caffeine had taken a toll on his nerves. "MOM!!!" shrieked his inner monologue as he struck verbally at the Karnor's conspiracy, and promised me that I would never again enjoy his company.

http://i.imgur.com/u2yJhYH.png

This hurt me enough, but as the door swung shut, Atrocities turned and made eye contact, then spoke truth that chilled me to the bone and left me questioning my decision to use Twitch and a padded bra to stream EverQuest professionally:

http://i.imgur.com/7D40R8j.png

[Champion_Standing]

Didn't read

[maestrom]

Didn't read

I did. It was funny.

[iruinedyourday]

The lesson learned here: Be careful who you give leadership powers to, they might be a trump supporter. kek

[Verath]

I did. It was funny.

[AzzarTheGod]

I did. It was funny.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

did read.
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Approve-In-Django-Unchained.gif

[Rararboker]

A+

[Lojik]

its a good day for rnf

[captnamazing]

6/10 thanks

[Thiefboy777]

An amusing tale.

[Teako]

2/10.. missed so much of the exchange.

anyway, don't ignore replacements at camps for friends who have to run 3 zones away. I had to stay in that 3 tank snore war at RCY for way too long because you wouldn't take replacements we had all agreed on because they weren't your friends.

PS bard admitted he was your friend and offered to leave saying "what you were doing wasn't right"

[AzzarTheGod]

2/10.. missed so much of the exchange.

anyway, don't ignore replacements at camps for friends who have to run 3 zones away. I had to stay in that 3 tank snore war at RCY for way too long because you wouldn't take replacements we had all agreed on because they weren't your friends.

PS bard admitted he was your friend and offered to leave saying "what you were doing wasn't right"

Wow. Big J say it isn't so?

Was there other scummy business?

[Big_Japan]

2/10.. missed so much of the exchange.

anyway, don't ignore replacements at camps for friends who have to run 3 zones away. I had to stay in that 3 tank snore war at RCY for way too long because you wouldn't take replacements we had all agreed on because they weren't your friends.

PS bard admitted he was your friend and offered to leave saying "what you were doing wasn't right"

bard offered to leave because he's a gentleman. Definitely didn't know him. please provide SS of "wasn't right" and friend admission. I was good enough to provide photographic proof of you being a numb digger.

Wow. Big J say it isn't so?

Was there other scummy business?

Lies are the only recourse this virginal nerd has to defend his honor. Literally 100% lies: I took the very first replacement who made it to the camp, I never met this bard dude before, and bard was in the zone at the time I sent the tell too and not even 1 zone away. Maybe I can get him in this thread later -- we did bond over this guy's embarrassing outburst.

The only thing scummy ITT is stepping into the court of public opinion with a sack full of lies and no SS.

[Big_Japan]

ps: let's see any evidence that "we all agreed" on anything. You were even saying that on the night in question, but i can't find anything to back it up in my logs.

[fishingme]

bard offered to leave because he's a gentleman. Definitely didn't know him. please provide SS of "wasn't right" and friend admission. I was good enough to provide photographic proof of you being a numb digger.



Lies are the only recourse this virginal nerd has to defend his honor. Literally 100% lies: I took the very first replacement who made it to the camp, I never met this bard dude before, and bard was in the zone at the time I sent the tell too and not even 1 zone away. Maybe I can get him in this thread later -- we did bond over this guy's embarrassing outburst.

The only thing scummy ITT is stepping into the court of public opinion with a sack full of lies and no SS.

Eh, you don't invite a bard who is 3 zones away when there's other replacements. Really, who goes out of their way to invite a bard over another class? Lol

[Kekephee]

Eh, you don't invite a bard who is 3 zones away when there's other replacements. Really, who goes out of their way to invite a bard over another class? Lol

Probably someone who knows that 3 zones ain't shit for a bard and also probably needs some CC/dps/mana regen



I don't know shit about what happened here and my only experience with mister Japan has been when he said something cunty to me a couple days ago and I decided I don't like him, but I don't see any of these things as being a good argument against him and he's the one who's got the pictures.

[fishingme]

Probably someone who knows that 3 zones ain't shit for a bard and also probably needs some CC/dps/mana regen



I don't know shit about what happened here and my only experience with mister Japan has been when he said something cunty to me a couple days ago and I decided I don't like him, but I don't see any of these things as being a good argument against him and he's the one who's got the pictures.

For RCY? In a full group? With todays people in karnors averaging lvl 54 with twink gear? In RCY? CC/dps can be handle by plenty of classes that will do it better and easier. Mana regen, needed in RCY, makin me feel funny there.

[indiscriminate_hater]

server needs more bards IMO

[iruinedyourday]

what really surprises me to no end with this thread is, wow bigj actually plays everquest!

[Kekephee]

For RCY? In a full group? With todays people in karnors averaging lvl 54 with twink gear? In RCY? CC/dps can be handle by plenty of classes that will do it better and easier. Mana regen, needed in RCY, makin me feel funny there.

It's entirely possible for a bard to be a king amongst men in that camp. Groups used to poop their pants seeing me cycle mezzes and lock down/dps adds with charms. With the right tank I used to hold 6 or 7 mobs in that camp.

[Big_Japan]

Eh, you don't invite a bard who is 3 zones away when there's other replacements. Really, who goes out of their way to invite a bard over another class? Lol

like i said, he was in Karnor's the entire time

also it took me 4 years to get to lvl 53 but i do play occasionally!

[Bardalicious]

Bards don't group, thread is a lie.

Rated 5 stars tho.

[Bardalicious]

Btw since when does Japan stream? I didn't even think you'd still be playing here.

[Big_Japan]

Btw since when does Japan stream? I didn't even think you'd still be playing here.

i don't actually stream, and this is actually the first that i've played (been 100% forumquest for many years)

[Bionic]

Server needs more people to invite Bards to their groups. Would slice the petition population in half.

[Rivthis]

5/10

Needs screenshots of group getting exp and pissed off ex group member just standing there being mad

[Aviann]

5/10

Needs screenshots of group getting exp and pissed off ex group member just standing there being mad

the pissed off ex group member posted in the thread spewing unprovable lies, that's gotta count for something! 8/10!

[Thana8088]

I was good enough to provide photographic proof of you being a numb digger.

I cannot believe you are allowed to continue to use these forums when you post shit like this.

You are not sly. You are not clever.

You are a disgrace to humanity.

[applesauce25r624]

Didn't read

http://cdn.meme.am/images/300x/6411568.jpg

why are you here (in RNF) ?

[AzzarTheGod]

5/10

Needs screenshots of group getting exp and pissed off ex group member just standing there being mad

Big J please work on your photography. Thread needed more illustration.

[Big_Japan]

ill take some panoramic 360 iphone screenshots next time yall ty for the feedback

[AzzarTheGod]

I reread the story again, and then read the title.

Gotta admit Big J, this guys refs are on point. Were this a bigger situation I'm afraid of what else was in store.

The reality train goes CHOO CHOO full steam ahead with this fella I would tread lightly for my own sanity sake!

[simp403]

Not enough mentions of TRUMP.

[Bardalicious]

https://shenanitims.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/house-mkv_snapshot_01-14-28_2011-08-08_11-22-42.jpg

[Big_Japan]

I reread the story again, and then read the title.

Gotta admit Big J, this guys refs are on point. Were this a bigger situation I'm afraid of what else was in store.

The reality train goes CHOO CHOO full steam ahead with this fella I would tread lightly for my own sanity sake!

i am having a lot of trouble figuring out what this post actually means but i still enjoyed it. it has a real whimsical musical quality to it.

ps: @bardalicious: :cool::cool:

[newagemystic]

The blacklist remark was racist if BJ is a Erudite, call Obama.

[Big_Japan]

Not enough mentions of TRUMP.

have faith padawan. the race is yet young.

http://i.imgur.com/SAoSEGF.png

[AzzarTheGod]

i am having a lot of trouble figuring out what this post actually means but i still enjoyed it. it has a real whimsical musical quality to it.

ps: @bardalicious: :cool::cool:

Srry Big J. it was a stressful day and I was remiss in my quality of mandatory daily posting duties. I'm glad I was whimsical, as I aspire to sexually identify as a breeze one day.

Anyway, I will explain. I felt that the angry medium rare steak person has "refs", as in "cool refs bro" meme.

I recognized this only after a rereading of his parting words, "scumbag druid in welfares can't even quad with a lumi" and was impressed by his display of raw picturesque talent in putting other people down.

I felt this medium rare steak person may make be capable of inflicting severe mental traumas when pushed beyond his limits and to be careful in the future navigating such waters inhabited by such individuals.

Let me know if that makes sense Big J.

[Big_Japan]

Srry Big J. it was a stressful day and I was remiss in my quality of mandatory daily posting duties. I'm glad I was whimsical, as I aspire to sexually identify as a breeze one day.

Anyway, I will explain. I felt that the angry medium rare steak person has "refs", as in "cool refs bro" meme.

I recognized this only after a rereading of his parting words, "scumbag druid in welfares can't even quad with a lumi" and was impressed by his display of raw picturesque talent in putting other people down.

I felt this medium rare steak person may make be capable of inflicting severe mental traumas when pushed beyond his limits and to be careful in the future navigating such waters inhabited by such individuals.

Let me know if that makes sense Big J.

brother I don't think you were remiss in quality at all. The enigma you painted was both intriguing on an intellectual level and entertaining and I'm very glad now to understand it better. Like Guernica its mysterious ambiguity only adds to the overall impact and quality of the artwork, and unlocking those mysteries has been a rewarding ongoing experience.

Thanks for your concern and I agree, swimming with these internet hammerheads is dangerous for one's mental health. I am a druid, and I am in welfares - what if I really am a scumbag who isn't good enough at video games to click a lumi staff from max range?

And even if not, what if the people in this thread believe these lies? Then it would truly be as Atrocities said:http://i.imgur.com/8glfpU9.png

[LGraves]

Haha.
I actually bought a steak from Publix that night of the 23rd... but I cooked it.

[AzzarTheGod]

Big J wat happen??

[Furniture]

F-, one of the most boring in game drama threads ive ever seen

[Mead]

F-, one of the most boring in game drama threads ive ever seen

Almost as boring and terrible as your name. How did you come up with that? What takes up a bunch of space and doesn't move from the house? Furniture! I will call myself that!

[Furniture]

Almost as boring and terrible as your name. How did you come up with that? What takes up a bunch of space and doesn't move from the house? Furniture! I will call myself that!

lol did I offend somebody by calling this shitty exchange boring? I don't even know how to respond to this

(and for the record I've received many compliments on my name over the years in game)

[Mead]

lol did I offend somebody by calling this shitty exchange boring? I don't even know how to respond to this

(and for the record I've received many compliments on my name over the years in game)

Thread is pretty shit too. No offense taken. Not surprised on the compliments.

[Kyff]

Haha.
I actually bought a steak from Publix that night of the 23rd... but I cooked it.

Why didn't you roast, fry or grill it? Cooking a steak seems quite odd.

[Kileras]

http://i.giphy.com/vMnuZGHJfFSTe.gif

[Champion_Standing]

Big J wat happen??

A suggestion was made that he spend time away from Norrath, lashed out with racist hate speech, was very said. Pray for him guys.

[Zack Morris]

Would read again!