Erotic Roleplay (w/ real female elf character)

[captnamazing]

Hail, traveler.

Has your long road toward fortune got you feeling lonely? Do you find yourself "spinning your meat" in the East Commonlands tunnel, reminiscing the days when you still had a girlfriend?

90% of Norrathians list lack of Erotic Roleplay as the #1 Stressor in their lives. This includes fully immersed elf-lords like Chest Rockwell, Kekephee, and Detoxx. Even the one percenters of our world are having issues enjoying a nice /em handjob.

Are you ready for a new life? A life where everytime you go to EC you can get yourself erotically serviced via 100% pure elf roleplay?

Meet Platwhore.

http://i.imgur.com/tAiSUtk.jpg

Platwhore is a young wood elf from the woods of Kelethin. She's dirty, sexy, and ready to play.

Platwhore's hobbies include suck!ng, f*cking, and counting platinum. Her heart is made of solid plat and is as pure as a freshly dropped pixel. She's eager, wet, and waiting for you to come "Hail" her and get down to business behind the Shady Swashbuckler.

Don't wait any longer - relieve yourself of your worries with this most ancient of traditions.

50pp for elf handjobs
150pp for elf blowjobs
500pp for full elf service

PST to Platwhore in-game, or PM me here and I will arrange for her to be pimped out.

[Xadion]

I am going to run from ToV to tunnel just to see what this is all about :)

Love me some cyber!!

[Sweettouch]

I sense Platwhore getting alot of customers

[ronasch]

I heard BDA just quit the raid scene

[captnamazing]

I heard BDA just quit the raid scene

Many of Platwhore's clientele are elite, former raiders, who now find all of their pleasure by visiting her in the EC Tunnel. Stop poopsocking and start ERPing today!

[JboxCSU]

The raid scene suddenly seems more relaxed.

[Jfertal]

i'm moist

[captnamazing]

bump



;~>

[Troxx]

5 stars would read again

[Kekephee]

Can personally attest to the quality of this service! Highly recommend!

[captnamazing]

Hail, traveler!

Is that a bump I see in your pocket?

/moan

[Wizing]

Nerds giving other nerds e hand jobs ? I seen it all

[sarae]

Can I get Ogre roleplay?

[Spyder73]

First of all I need a red headed female monk from Qeynos as my lady of the night - preferably exactly the same model as Florid. I will also need this monk to have on golden efretti breeches. My ideal ERP would be for her to be feign death behind Velkators throne. I would come in with a group and after we kill the guards, we would get on the throne and /cyber. Maybe one or two of my group stays, maybe not, what would be the cost difference?

[Kekephee]

First of all I need a red headed female monk from Qeynos as my lady of the night - preferably exactly the same model as Florid. I will also need this monk to have on golden efretti breeches. My ideal ERP would be for her to be feign death behind Velkators throne. I would come in with a group and after we kill the guards, we would get on the throne and /cyber. Maybe one or two of my group stays, maybe not, what would be the cost difference?

When you opened with her feigning death, I thought this was going somewhere very different

[xKoopa]

First of all I need a red headed female monk from Qeynos as my lady of the night - preferably exactly the same model as Florid. I will also need this monk to have on golden efretti breeches. My ideal ERP would be for her to be feign death behind Velkators throne. I would come in with a group and after we kill the guards, we would get on the throne and /cyber. Maybe one or two of my group stays, maybe not, what would be the cost difference?

Vouch the golden pants, i def miss those

[captnamazing]

Mods moved this legitimate WTS thread to RNF. This shitty forum sucks nowadays

[John2020]

You turn around the corner and the before you know it john2020 is laying there with a pile of leaves covering his balls.

Do not be alarmed I exclaim. "I am here to show you the finer arts of love". You seem nervouse at first but then you warm up to it. Ok john2020 i will let you first touch my bare breast.

(next poster continues the story)

[John2020]

Hello friends and family. I am wondering if I can sign up to be the prostituta in question. I have roleplayed for years on this forum and would play a sexy lady very convincing. I posted a sample up above and i even plan to try to start a sexy p99 revolution. I will continue more and show you what it owuld be like if you gave me the job.

I take my hand out of my pocket and place it right on your armor. I slowly slide my hand underneath the armor and move my hand around until I feel your dark elf hoo-ha's. Ever since I was a little prositute girl I was only attracted to women. I only like ogre women who arent too muscular though. Also definitely no gnomes or halflings. My mom was also a prositiute and we loved to work with each other often until she died from one of our clients giving her an std. She turned purpole and pink and her face turned blue. She started to swell up like a baloon until her head burst into pieces.

Anyway thats just a sample and people would have to give me platinum first before they get any good play from me. Please le t me know what you think .

[captnamazing]

Platwhore smiles and peels off her small cloth tunic. Her exposed breasts are creamy and about the size of dog bowls. Hungry? "She asks.'
John2020 you suckle at the teats. At first the warm elf milk surprises you but soon the salty sweetneess is like a balm to your weary soul. You think of mama John2020.

After the feeding, Platwhore sweeps aside the leaf pile covering his balls. There is John2020 in his full majesty rising triumphant like a wizard spire over the grasses of G Fay. Veins like thick rope work their way down his tower.

I am embarrassed John2020, Platwhore says. You are "my first."

(Cont'd)

[Era'viss]

WTH guys.

With a thread title of, "Erotic Roleplay..." I keep clicking in this thread looking for pics, and I'm constantly leaving with disappointment.

[captnamazing]

You rise up eagerly sniffing and licking at Platwhore's body which twists lithely away.

Ha ha, she laughs derisively. "Just kidding. I am a prostitute after all. I'll suck your dick for 50pp."

Awkwardly you pull out your adventurers coin purse. Inside are all the platinums which you have gathered after your dangerous toils working as an orcs personal assistant. This money is enough to feed your family muffins and bottles of milk for a month.

You sppill the coins on the ground and Platwhore eagerly spreads her legs. She shoves the plat into her cooter and smiles sexilly.

Ready to play honey boy? She /moans

You are very eager and excited by this. Her eyeballs which quiver are like two pingpong balls with green blobs painted on and her still exposed shows her luscious dog bowl shaped breasts. You are ready to pay this elf for erotic roleplay.

(Contd by next poster)

[flickken]

Visited Platwhore, would squanch again.

[Aeaolena]

Soundtrack for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II4rlQY8f8s

[Aviann]

Will submit my character and personal roleplay to females in need. PST

[Ostros]

http://puu.sh/kQJDc/2958b5ea57.png


If you get a bite, and you don't post screencaps of your lewd RP, you suck. You suck diddly-uck.

Blur the names of course :V.

[captnamazing]

Platwhore never reveals information concerning her clientele.

[Ostros]

That's why you blur the names!

Tease.

[Rivthis]

Try Blue today!

Only place where you can get your whee whee pulled without worrying about some 35 year old nerd sticking you from behind.

[86753o9]

I wish the GMs would do something about all the players that are cybertrannies.

[Valerik]

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