P99 Wikileaks Investigation

[Spyder73]

Hello Norathians,

Empowered by an organization with an invested interest to see P99 succeed, I have been heading a special committee for the past 9 months conducting an independent review of various attacks against the P99 servers.

We had our first breakthrough in September when a subnet archive deactivated a VIN adapter and the attacker(s) QRN become vulnerable to IQN pings. Using a localization approach, I was able to ascertain that the signal was actually emanating from WITHIN the server - specifically Plane of Sky. A server inquiry indicated that Sky was occupied by members of the so called <Bregen D'Aerth>. In conjunction with the good folks at Ventrillo INC - I was able to gain access to BDA vent and tracelink the signal back to its origin point, the results were shocking, but not totally unexpected.....

KEKEPHEE - I was able to turn on your webcam remotely and capture footage of you attacking the server, unless you come clean admit your wrong doings, I will release my full P99 Wikileak transcripts - including more pictures and up to 76 hours of video recordings of the filth you do in this place. I have linked a picture of your lair to prove you are f@cked. Confess your crimes and be vindicated - feign ignorance and the mighty d!ck of truth shall flop its veiny wrath upon you.

Your move sh!t head

http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/neckbeard-nest6.jpg

[Whirled]

Why uthe picture of my neighbor on your wall?

[Pokesan]

niiiiice

[Oleris]

I just want to know who locked the eashen of the sky stuff on the wiki where I can't delete filbus' fake lore about him and throw in actual useful information.

http://i.imgur.com/EldUopy.jpg

[Rararboker]

The 'edit' button in that image is incorrect. Click the 'edit' button at the top of the screen.

[arsenalpow]

The Ikatiar lore is even better lol.

[Oleris]

oh god

[captnamazing]

whoa oleris, that is not fake. that shit is the real deal bro

[Baler]

Which one of you is Raye and why do you sux?

[simp403]

We had our first breakthrough in September when a subnet archive deactivated a VIN adapter and the attacker(s) QRN become vulnerable to IQN pings.


So I suspect that an IQN ping involves getting iSCSI information from the host, but I don't know what a QRN is or a VIN adapter. Can you please explain this entire statement? I'm relatively knew to network engineering and I'd really like to know what this whole process is, unless it's bullshit, in which case I commend you on writing up nonsense that can fool a recent Comp Sci undergrad.

[Champion_Standing]

whoa oleris, that is not fake. that shit is the real deal bro

Stop vandalizing the wiki please.

[captnamazing]

Stop vandalizing the wiki please.

what's your favorite mob in game

[Messie]

what's your favorite mob in game

perfect

[Champion_Standing]

what's your favorite mob in game

Vilefang, Yola Sweetcookie, Mayor Gubbin just to name a few ;)

[captnamazing]

Clearly, someone lacks a sense of humor :)

I would have thought some of your favorite mobs were a unicorn, or an entropy serpent

[captnamazing]

I see now that some hater of art, some hater of humor and culture, has been going through and erasing the notable journal entries I chose to further illuminate the nature and stature of Norrathian Monsters.

This does not irk me. What irks me is that this bumbling manchild lacked the creativity to replace the text with anything. Now all we are left with is the former landscape, plagued by "Description Needed" text. Very sad, very sad indeed.

[Gadwen]

I was the one that removed your postings. Sorry, I have a perfectly good sense of humor and do find some of those stories funny. But they don't belong on the wiki. Feel free to get accurate lore information and post it in the descriptions!

[Champion_Standing]

I see now that some hater of art, some hater of humor and culture, has been going through and erasing the notable journal entries I chose to further illuminate the nature and stature of Norrathian Monsters.

This does not irk me. What irks me is that this bumbling manchild lacked the creativity to replace the text with anything. Now all we are left with is the former landscape, plagued by "Description Needed" text. Very sad, very sad indeed.

Go write on a bathroom wall or something

[captnamazing]

I was the one that removed your postings. Sorry, I have a perfectly good sense of humor and do find some of those stories funny. But they don't belong on the wiki. Feel free to get accurate lore information and post it in the descriptions!

Sir, every one of those descriptions were 100% based on my personal adventures, making them 100% accurate to p99. I will not further list the ones you missed because you're a fucking nazi, and I wish you to perish miserably in a gray cell that only says "Description needed" on the walls.

[Champion_Standing]

Sir, every one of those descriptions were 100% based on my personal adventures, making them 100% accurate to p99. I will not further list the ones you missed because you're a fucking nazi, and I wish you to perish miserably in a gray cell that only says "Description needed" on the walls.

Wow someone reverts your wiki vandalism and you resort to personal attacks and hate speech? Someone get the mods in here.

[Kekephee]

I was the one that removed your postings. Sorry, I have a perfectly good sense of humor and do find some of those stories funny. But they don't belong on the wiki. Feel free to get accurate lore information and post it in the descriptions!

I think I know what's going on here. Filbus, I remember you telling me something about Yola Sweetcookie having a clueless husband who wasn't keeping her satisfied physically and emotionally and she was sleeping with you behind his back. I think the reason this guy doesn't believe that you and Yola were an item is... he must be that clueless husband. He's like, "there's no way this is true, I've been married to her for 14 years! This wiki article is inaccurate!"

[Gadwen]

Sir, every one of those descriptions were 100% based on my personal adventures, making them 100% accurate to p99. I will not further list the ones you missed because you're a fucking nazi, and I wish you to perish miserably in a gray cell that only says "Description needed" on the walls.

The wiki sort of keeps track of what you edit so there isn't any need to point them out. I'm just trying to maintain the integrity of something a lot of people have worked very hard to make a useful resource for the community, including myself. Almost all your work on the wiki has been adding goofy stories that belong on the forums or on your personal blog, it really isn't cute.

Once again, any legitimate lore you can add regarding the NPCs you have taken interest in would be much appreciated by the whole community.

[captnamazing]

it is cute

[Pokesan]

his vandalism entries rule and if you disagree you're an idiot

[Champion_Standing]

Someone plz ban Filbus from the wiki he's a menace

ty upstanding citizens of norrath for pointing out and correcting his vandalism

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/picard_clapping.gif

[captnamazing]

I have been sanctioned by Ele himself.

Reads like Lovecraft. Need moar plz

[Champion_Standing]

Also now rating 5 stars

double post cuz furious

[Kekephee]

The wiki sort of keeps track of what you edit so there isn't any need to point them out. I'm just trying to maintain the integrity of something a lot of people have worked very hard to make a useful resource for the community, including myself. Almost all your work on the wiki has been adding goofy stories that belong on the forums or on your personal blog, it really isn't cute.

Once again, any legitimate lore you can add regarding the NPCs you have taken interest in would be much appreciated by the whole community.

I can assure you, Filbus' relationship with Yola Sweetcookie is "legitimate" and well-documented. It's mentioned explicitly in "The Horror of Runnyeye" and "A Halfling's Odyssey."

[Sweettouch]

Can't you find legit stuff and lore on other websites?p99 deserves silly journal entries on mobs 15+years old no one cares about because their loot.

[Nlaar]

Can't you find legit stuff and lore on other websites?p99 deserves silly journal entries on mobs 15+years old no one cares about because their loot.

This. Do we as a player base take p99 (a nostalgia server) so seriously that we can't add flavor/lore text on wiki pages? As long as the factual information is not negatively altered or removed I do not see a problem.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/2457466.jpg

[Man0warr]

Hey Gadwen.

Fuck you.

[Champion_Standing]

This. Do we as a player base take p99 (a nostalgia server) so seriously that we can't add flavor/lore text on wiki pages? As long as the factual information is not negatively altered or removed I do not see a problem.

At what point do you stop idiots from shitting up the wiki with moronic stuff? When every other page is full of it? Get rid of that garbage asap.

[Borak]

At the point when you stop doing the same to our forums ^

[simp403]

Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the Rants and Flames board!

[Champion_Standing]

At the point when you stop doing the same to our forums ^

Go back to starting zone, kid

[Kekephee]

I'm sure the "description needed" that existed for all of these mobs prior to Filbus putting some effort into making things a little more interesting was truly valuable to the community

[Gadwen]

http://www.mamakatslosinit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/garbage.gif

[Phantasm]

But ikitiar really didn't have an anus, and he dies make a good tunic

[Oleris]

Sorry Filbus for getting your lore deleted :*(

[Nlaar]

This conversation reminds of one of the themes of the show Parks and Rec where Leslie would try and something good for the community and there would always be one person or a small group of people who objected for some ridiculous reason.

[Sweettouch]

Sorry Filbus for getting your lore deleted :*(

FOR SHAME

[iruinedyourday]

If were not immortalizing box legends, what are we even doing here?

[Messie]

I see now that some hater of art, some hater of humor and culture, has been going through and erasing the notable journal entries I chose to further illuminate the nature and stature of Norrathian Monsters.

This does not irk me. What irks me is that this bumbling manchild lacked the creativity to replace the text with anything. Now all we are left with is the former landscape, plagued by "Description Needed" text. Very sad, very sad indeed.

Filbus, Next time please keep the descriptions saved on a word file for each mob. I will make it a point to edit them back in whenever I check and see them deleted. Additionally, I am going to now begin filling out personal RP lore on mobs in the wiki daily.

This is not an attempt on revenge towards the FUNSPONGE who took it upon themselves to be anal enough to delete good spirited, immersive descriptions onto mobs that previously had no information. This is a decision that has been sparked from the fact that this server already has enough negative attitude players and min/max'ing self-entitled fuckbags ruining the fun here. I personally enjoyed going onto the wiki and randomly seeing some additional flavor added to the otherwise bland text. It didn't hurt anyone in anyway.

Let the wiki RP based lore updates begin!! Woooooooo

[Champion_Standing]

Filbus, Next time please keep the descriptions saved on a word file for each mob. I will make it a point to edit them back in whenever I check and see them deleted. Additionally, I am going to now begin filling out personal RP lore on mobs in the wiki daily.

This is not an attempt on revenge towards the FUNSPONGE who took it upon themselves to be anal enough to delete good spirited, immersive descriptions onto mobs that previously had no information. This is a decision that has been sparked from the fact that this server already has enough negative attitude players and min/max'ing self-entitled fuckbags ruining the fun here. I personally enjoyed going onto the wiki and randomly seeing some additional flavor added to the otherwise bland text. It didn't hurt anyone in anyway.

Let the wiki RP based lore updates begin!! Woooooooo

Great another desperate attention seeking nerd to vandalize the wiki in an attempt to make a name for himself. I hope u impress a bunch of middle aged men.

[Messie]

Great another desperate attention seeking nerd to vandalize the wiki in an attempt to make a name for himself. I hope u impress a bunch of middle aged men.

What does your sig mean? How many posts do you have? How much longer have you been a member of these forums? Oh...whoops :rolleyes:

[Oleris]

What does your sig mean? How many posts do you have? How much longer have you been a member of these forums? Oh...whoops :rolleyes:

I think it's Angelina Jolie from hackers. She is ugly as fuck with short hair.

[Champion_Standing]

What does your sig mean? How many posts do you have? How much longer have you been a member of these forums? Oh...whoops :rolleyes:

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1400/88/1400886188439.jpg

[Champion_Standing]

I think it's Angelina Jolie from hackers. She is ugly as fuck with short hair.

Its the only point when shes been hot at all u freak

[Messie]

Ye olde RnF double post

[Champion_Standing]

Ye olde RnF double post

Cuz im furious

[Kekephee]

Its the only point when shes been hot at all u freak

-Never saw Gia
-Never saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith
-Expects us to think he's credible enough to decide which wiki edits are vandalism and which are legit

[Champion_Standing]

I would have figured u for more of a Betty White kinda guy

[Feanol]

Filbus a personal inspiration. Dude has forgotten more about Norrath than anyone else in this thread has ever know about it.

I for one support tasteful, tongue-in-cheek invented lore as long as it's under a paragraph and well written.

Anyone who thinks the wiki is some holy-grail of 100% factual information is fooling themselves anyway =D

[iruinedyourday]

Filbus a personal inspiration. Dude has forgotten more about Norrath than anyone else in this thread has ever know about it.

I for one support tasteful, tongue-in-cheek invented lore as long as it's under a paragraph and well written.

Anyone who thinks the wiki is some holy-grail of 100% factual information is fooling themselves anyway =D

[Sweettouch]

You all should be ashamed for removing those awesome Filbus descriptions

[rayeatts]

I thought this thread was going to be about someone getting caught hacking into the server. Instead, 6 pages of people arguing over fake wiki lore. lol!

[Aviann]

No way guys, those descriptions are the best on the site!

[Expediency]

It takes a real jerk (not a troll, an actual jerk) to delete those well written lore entries on the wiki; many pages of which are otherwise blank or useless. What are the character names of the persons responsible for this? It would be nice to know so that I can avoid grouping or interacting with them.

[Expediency]

The wiki sort of keeps track of what you edit so there isn't any need to point them out. I'm just trying to maintain the integrity of something a lot of people have worked very hard to make a useful resource for the community, including myself. Almost all your work on the wiki has been adding goofy stories that belong on the forums or on your personal blog, it really isn't cute.

Once again, any legitimate lore you can add regarding the NPCs you have taken interest in would be much appreciated by the whole community.

You sound like a fun guy who knows how to have a chill time

[Champion_Standing]

What is rly funny here is how bad u all are at the internet

[Messie]

What is rly funny here is how bad u all are at the internet

There are FQers here who troll and are entertaining about it, but you're honestly just boring. It's like you spent time lurking and read previous troll's posts and regurgitate them. There's nothing unique or witty at all...didn't you notice yesterday people stopped replying after your posts? It's because there's nothing to say in response to such lame predictable retorts. For you and for us - work on it. Boring.

[Pokesan]

You got wooshed, Messie.

Pretty sure Worf is saying wiki edits are easy to undo and restore Filbus's graffiti.

Not gonna be me though, that little rascal tricked me into thinking he was in Rampage and we are blood enemies now. Fucking BDA scum!

[Messie]

You got wooshed, Messie.

Pretty sure Worf is saying wiki edits are easy to undo and restore Filbus's graffiti.

Not gonna be me though, that little rascal tricked me into thinking he was in Rampage and we are blood enemies now. Fucking BDA scum!

Forgive my lack of forum knowledge but I have no clue who you are, who the little rascal you are referring to is, or why being able to undo wiki edits has anything to do with champion being boring in every single post I've seen him submit

[Pokesan]

I'm Pokesan, the rascal is Filbus, and you are being way too serious about the rants forum and/or the internet in general

to summarize:

http://i.imgur.com/yEreWoX.png

[Messie]

zzzzzz

[Champion_Standing]

There are FQers here who troll and are entertaining about it, but you're honestly just boring. It's like you spent time lurking and read previous troll's posts and regurgitate them. There's nothing unique or witty at all...didn't you notice yesterday people stopped replying after your posts? It's because there's nothing to say in response to such lame predictable retorts. For you and for us - work on it. Boring.

http://99gifs.com/-img/50ee4879afa96f2a2400e37c.gif?w=500&h=369

[Messie]

http://doabarrelroll.me/media/created/aguhoo.jpg

[Champion_Standing]

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/write.ign.com/68238/2012/07/ckhdwfry.jpg

[Expediency]

Messie the memo you missed was that this entire forum is basically a place to argue "who cares more" while ignoring the fact that they often have thousands of posts and have been at it for years. Every once in a while someone comes up with a clever new way to deliver this cutting insult but doesnt look like today is our day

[captnamazing]

http://i.imgur.com/ZAncLok.gif

[Spyder73]

You fuck heads hijacked my thread - this was supposed to be BDA hate and Kekephee bashing

[arsenalpow]

Kekephee sucks. You heard it hear first coming from the top.

[Colgate]

holy shit blue serve RNF sucks dick these days

[Bruno]

holy shit blue serve RNF sucks dick these days

You can't get enough of it though.

[Kekephee]

You got wooshed, Messie.

Pretty sure Worf is saying wiki edits are easy to undo and restore Filbus's graffiti.

Not gonna be me though, that little rascal tricked me into thinking he was in Rampage and we are blood enemies now. Fucking BDA scum!

When Filbus and I hatched the nefarious plan to convince you he was in Rampage, I knew it was destined to be one of the most glorious trolls ever

[Kekephee]

Kekephee sucks. You heard it hear first coming from the top.

You shouldn't talk that way about your most important officer. The BDA guild bank has just been cleaned out and I'm liquidating it all. Gonna use the money to buy Grumphilda that Blade of Carnage that Forsaken is selling in EC

[Spenny121]

Sir, every one of those descriptions were 100% based on my personal adventures, making them 100% accurate to p99. I will not further list the ones you missed because you're a fucking nazi, and I wish you to perish miserably in a gray cell that only says "Description needed" on the walls.

Agreed. Why would you erase these masterpieces. This is the man who would yell at a fellow adventurer for not turning on auto-split of coin in Crushbone.