About the time I defeated Detoxx in a duel...

[captnamazing]

People have been coming up to me on the streets asking me to tell this tale. I'm sick of talking to filthy peasants like Bruize Lee (petitioned for non-RP) of <Taking>, so let's get the record straight.

YES I defeated Detoxx in a duel.

It was in Nagafen's Lair in Sol B. I had been nobly attempting to secure FTE on Ragefire (with my retired pal Theraflu) for the good of a poor halfling cleric who was having to mana rez. At the time, the ignoble Greedlords Pint (aka Ginfizzie) & Detoxx were contesting.

I'm not one to judge. I chatted these fellows up. They told me about how evil BDA is and how I should leave. Detoxx extended an invitation to TMO and Pint told me that Asgard was filled with super cool hip people. Well, BDA might be evil... I'm not one to judge.

One thing led to another and Detoxx ultimately started calling BDA officers n!gger lovers. I am very good friends with Kekephee, who is a black man, and so I said "that's racist." Detoxx got up in my grill making threats and talking smack.

Well, I'm not one to judge. But I am one to kill. Detoxx started getting hot about fighting me. Back in those days I wore Indicolite mostly, and had my epics. Detoxx, the Greedlord, taunted me in his full cobalt and VP toys.

I accepted the challenge and we squared off. I wielded my epic with both hands and jousted, but he quickly complained about "how jousting is gay" and told me we should fight toe-to-toe, no manuevers, just auto-attack, kick, and disarm. (Because that's skill, right?)

Long story short, Detoxx fell. His weak half-elf blood pooled on the sulfur-stained floor of Nagafen's Lair. With his last words he begged for a rez. I obliged. Detoxx then started complaining that he had "used the wrong weapons" and that we should have a "re-match."

The word "rematch" and the phrase "used the wrong weapons" translate to "i am a pathetic weakling coward," in halfling. So I agreed with him verbally, but declined his future duel attempts.

I'm sorry I don't have any screenshots for you. It was such an easy fight and I cared so little about defeating this weak half elf that I didn't think to capture it. Perhaps Detoxx has the logs and can post it for us. This happened about a year ago now!

Hope this clears it all up.

[Kekephee]

Detoxx will wear the scarlet H for the rest of his days, the mark of his shame and cowardice

[Raije1000]

Tell that story again where you were part of the staff.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Derubael = Platlord

[TheBiznessTZ]

pvp happened on a blue server? /pizza

[radda]

seriously, no SS so i didnt read a damn thing. plz shut the fuck up

[captnamazing]

Tell that story again where you were part of the staff.

I was Vice-President of Department of Fun.

[Kekephee]

seriously, no SS so i didnt read a damn thing. plz shut the fuck up

Extremely upset

[arsenalpow]

Detoxx = Amelinda

[Pokesan]

the jousting bit made me lol

[Champion_Standing]

pity reply

[Spyder73]

About time BDA is the only guild on the server to not kill AoW now

[Kekephee]

About time BDA is the only guild on the server to not kill AoW now



We clearly need to make friends with 8 other guilds that are too weak to kill him and snipe him after Rampage wipes at 50%

[Sweettouch]

We clearly need to make friends with 8 other guilds that are too weak to kill him and snipe him after Rampage wipes at 50%

[Spyder73]

We clearly need to make friends with 8 other guilds that are too weak to kill him and snipe him after Rampage wipes at 50%

Feed me your tears Keke, I'm getting a aroused

[Relbaic]

About time BDA is the only guild on the server to not kill AoW now

[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War tries to hit YOU, but YOU parry!
[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War tries to hit YOU, but YOU parry!
[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War hits YOU for 1154 points of damage.
[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War hits YOU for 1154 points of damage.
[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War hits YOU for 299 points of damage.
[Wed Oct 14 20:15:27 2015] The Avatar of War hits YOU for 1109 points of damage.

[Wed Oct 14 20:18:31 2015] **A Magic Die is rolled by Fifield.
[Wed Oct 14 20:18:31 2015] **It could have been any number from 0 to 1000, but this time it turned up a 29.
[Wed Oct 14 20:18:33 2015] **A Magic Die is rolled by Reep.
[Wed Oct 14 20:18:33 2015] **It could have been any number from 0 to 1000, but this time it turned up a 3.
[Wed Oct 14 20:18:36 2015] **It could have been any number from 0 to 1000, but this time it turned up a 157.
[Wed Oct 14 20:18:58 2015] **A Magic Die is rolled by Relbaic.
[Wed Oct 14 20:18:58 2015] **It could have been any number from 0 to 1000, but this time it turned up a 992.

[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] Players on EverQuest:
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] ---------------------------
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [ANONYMOUS] Nlaar <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [ANONYMOUS] Azaziel <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [ANONYMOUS] Gremlin <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [ANONYMOUS] Myuharin <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [60 Warder] Grew (Wood Elf) <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [ANONYMOUS] Slowscales <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] [ANONYMOUS] Relbaic <Bregan D`Aerth>
[Wed Oct 14 20:19:42 2015] There are 7 players in Kael Drakkal.

Sloppy kill that required every last body that was thrown at him, why was BDAs roll ignored?

[jarshale]

Thanks for reminding me that Bruize still has my jade mace lol

[Kushie]

Why doesn't Detoxx post to RnF anymore? Will he send his equally slimey emissary Unbrella for the job?

[Kekephee]

Why doesn't Detoxx post to RnF anymore? Will he send his equally slimey emissary Unbrella for the job?

He can't show his face in RnF because he's so ashamed of his absolutely humiliating defeat at Filbus' hands

[Ostros]

People have been coming up to me on the streets asking me to tell this tale. I'm sick of talking to filthy peasants like Bruize Lee (petitioned for non-RP) of <Taking>, so let's get the record straight.

YES I defeated Detoxx in a duel.

It was in Nagafen's Lair in Sol B. I had been nobly attempting to secure FTE on Ragefire (with my retired pal Theraflu) for the good of a poor halfling cleric who was having to mana rez. At the time, the ignoble Greedlords Pint (aka Ginfizzie) & Detoxx were contesting.

I'm not one to judge. I chatted these fellows up. They told me about how evil BDA is and how I should leave. Detoxx extended an invitation to TMO and Pint told me that Asgard was filled with super cool hip people. Well, BDA might be evil... I'm not one to judge.

One thing led to another and Detoxx ultimately started calling BDA officers n!gger lovers. I am very good friends with Kekephee, who is a black man, and so I said "that's racist." Detoxx got up in my grill making threats and talking smack.

Well, I'm not one to judge. But I am one to kill. Detoxx started getting hot about fighting me. Back in those days I wore Indicolite mostly, and had my epics. Detoxx, the Greedlord, taunted me in his full cobalt and VP toys.

I accepted the challenge and we squared off. I wielded my epic with both hands and jousted, but he quickly complained about "how jousting is gay" and told me we should fight toe-to-toe, no manuevers, just auto-attack, kick, and disarm. (Because that's skill, right?)

Long story short, Detoxx fell. His weak half-elf blood pooled on the sulfur-stained floor of Nagafen's Lair. With his last words he begged for a rez. I obliged. Detoxx then started complaining that he had "used the wrong weapons" and that we should have a "re-match."

The word "rematch" and the phrase "used the wrong weapons" translate to "i am a pathetic weakling coward," in halfling. So I agreed with him verbally, but declined his future duel attempts.

I'm sorry I don't have any screenshots for you. It was such an easy fight and I cared so little about defeating this weak half elf that I didn't think to capture it. Perhaps Detoxx has the logs and can post it for us. This happened about a year ago now!

Hope this clears it all up.


Who are you?

[Pokesan]

Who are you?

[radda]

Extremely upset

To the max